>>35211898
Ooga booga where the pizza at

>>35211898

>the evil lord NoGainz tyrannical rule is still in effect. His DYEL army brutally enforces their "no deadlifts"decree. But a hero is born. A chosen one who will free the planet. This hero is named_____________

>>35212092
Thundercock

>>35212092

>>35211898
looks like a wrapper for violet crumble

>>35212092

>>35211922

LUNK ALERT

>>35212092

>Jon Skywalker, son of Mark Rippetoe and Geoffrey Seid. He will bring balance to the lifts.

>>35213293
Joff is a lying scumbag.

>I lift for my health
Takes roids.

>I wasn't inspired by Zyzz.
Copies him.

>Zyzz did drugs
So does he.

>I'm natural
Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0vCUIrNtdQ

>>35213317

Das why we have mated him and mark together to get the ultimte progeny

> Evil Lord Fuguall devises a plan " let's create a faggot ass gym, with gay colors, piss poor equipment and stupid slogans. Then we will make the dues low enough so that when members stop coming it's not worth it for them to cancel. We'll keep the ones that do show fat by jamming free pizza down their throat holes. All this under the guise of judgement free, while hiding in plain sight as the most judgment filled shit pile."