Do squats make you shorter? I've been hearing it does and not quite sure if it's a meme or not. I'm currently 6'0 and can't afford to lose a millimeter since by paper I will become a manlet ;_;
Yes they make you shorter but dont worry jist complete the rep and youll return to your normal height.
>>35202344
Quality bantz there m8
Assuming you care about appearing shorter half as much as actually being shorter; expect squats to make you look 5"10, for the same reason fat people look shorter. There is 0 difference between muscle and fat in a pair of jeans.
You should feel enlightened, no?
>>35202344
D for Devoid of originality
>>35202309
Yes but you can hang your neck from a rope for 5 minutes after to decompress your spine and become taller again
>>35202309
It's a meme, don't let the manlets make you believe you're going down with them
>6 feet beta uglies confirmed
such wasted height
>>35202309
>>35202582
>>35202607
I like where this is going
>tfw 6'0 after fixing hyperlordosis and foam rolling
Even higher with my insoles
Havent noticed any effects on my height through squats
>>35202637
*and foam rolling upper spine. That really worked
>>35202607
Dat ass
>>35202309
>>35202582
based lappys guys
>>35202713
Fuck off 9faggot
>>35202753
Not us, strange little basement dweeb next to us
6'0 and wearing insoles ? That self-esteem.
>>35202582
I squat and I went down to 5'4" from 5'5"
>>35202786
holy shit is there some thinkpad masterrace shit going on on /fit/?
>tfw(thinkpad+!gf)
>>35202786
>>35202786
You skipped a few instances of inception above.. No homer
>>35202786
>that tattoo
>>35202786
>thigh tattoo
disgusting trash. damaged goods. she's had at least 10 cocks in her before yours.. chad, jamal, tyrone, and the other half of the football team
>>35202825
>inception
The word is 'recursion', you malignant tumour.
>>35202853
English isn't my native language. Cheers for broadening my vocabulary.
>>35202582
What linux distro?
>>35202344
kek
>>35202852
Sour grapes much
>>35202786
Now I'm horny.
Thanks /fit/
>>35202853
>>35202876
lol if you google search 'recursion,' it gives you the definition but at the top it says
"did you mean 'recursion?'"
and if you keep clicking it it just keeps linking to the page you're already on
>>35202607
Why are you reading an article about the sex life of Ghandi mate
>>35202344
Old joke. That's up there with the 'if I wanted humor' line.
>>35202786
nothing bad about being short buddy.
Squats are more important.
this thread is great
>>35202852
I cringed so hard at this post
>>35203656
Great moments in fit history.
>>35202582
>>35202309
>>35202786
>>35203486
more pls
>>35203740
I cringed so hard at yours
>>35202309
>>35202582
>>35202786
>>35203486
I'm really happy for you anons. But damn these feels are too much
>>35202309
Decent
>>35202582
Yeah buddy
>>35202786
Trash, not mirin/10
>>35203486
Dat loli ass ;P
>>35202786
Objectively the best so far.
>>35202309
>>35202582
>>35202786
>>35203486
Does everyone have a thinkpad AND a gf these days?
>>35203182
No its older then the one rep max joke
>>35202309
being tall > being able to squat a ton >>>>>> having overly developed glutes
stay tall my friend. Unless you are frakishly tall and can spare losing a few inches. If you are tall dedicate yourselves to other sports or lifts that don't interfere with your height.
If you are medium or short, then don't care about getting shorter because it won't make any difference.
this is it
bye bye
>>35205553
so many memes in one post I don't even know where to begin shitting on it
>>35205653
Start at the beginning.
I've read somewhere that it does make you shorter but only by compressing the spine. You can easily decompress your spine to reverse the effect. This is why some yogis claim to have gotten taller.
>>35203486
>>35204141
>bigotry is shit
>entropy
> gay construction worker
this is why i'm moving, the men have gone to shit
>>35202833
That's what you're looking at?
>>35209055
>> gay construction worker
nonononono,
"queer atheist vegan construction worker"
"gay" is too manly and alpha
>>35209014
that's sum high test pussy
>>35209014
L O N D O N
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>>35209014
I gagged on my fucking tea,ahaahahahahahahahhaha
>>35209014
>>35205143
>>35209107
>anal
>manly
I've never found a more inspirational thread
>>35205143
iktf breh
sometimes, even irl, I'm having a normal day and then it hits me (rather sucker punches me) like a fucking kick to the chest
it's fucking numbing me out man
ITT- Normies
Get the fuck off my board you faggots with your think pads and your qt gfs
>>35209324
go back to /b/ you fucking autistic faggot
>>35205143
Look at the laptop.
>>35209338
no u
>>35202309
>legs shorter?
Yeah, but it makes yo DICK look longer, WOOOOOOOOO
>>35205481
holy shit
>tfwnogf
>tfwnothinkpad
>>35202607
>>35202713
These are the only ones I approve of, anon. The rest = trashy womyn desu.
>>35209324
This isn't r9k dude
Most of /fit/ ARE normies. If you don't like it, why don't you back to the containment board where the self-defeating beta losers are?
/fit/ is about self-improvement and being the best we can be with what we got. Sure we complain about being ugly and short sometimes but we get the fuck on.
Fix your life. Start by not calling people normies or caring about that. To put people in categories like that is futile and you will never move forward. focus on YOURSELF. This is your one chance at life don't fuck it up
>>35209138
I understand, that's likely a 10/10 in britain
>>35209014
kek
Been squatting everyday for the last two months at my grandmother's local gym and made beautiful leg gains.
Also grew an inch in height.
You just suck. Drink your Vitamin D.
But I have a dilemma, Im stuck at Planet Faggot now. What do I do in place of barbell squats?
God, I hope this is saved.
TFW gf and thinkpad.
>this thread
9/10 would read again and chuckle
>>35211140
T....t....
TEXAS??
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>>35211140
B E I R U T
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>>35210249
>Saving incomplete images
>>35211140
Did you ask your mom too take a picture?
>>35211140
>>35202713
>>35202607
Who the fuck is taking the photo?
>>35202309
Yes but only briefly. When you stand up you will regain your height
>there are people in this thread that think these pics are recent
What the fuck is going on
>>35202852
go back to /49k/ edgelord.
>>35202853
You could have corrected him without acting like a superior cunt
>>35211582
>>35211607
It's like you've never heard of phone stands or camera timers
>>35202309
>>35202582
>>35202607
>>35202713
>>35202786
>>35203486
I have never never >tfwgf'd harder in my entire life. I am proud of you bros.
>>35216917
Where's the fun in that?
>>35210251
kettlebell squats
>>35202344
If I wanted humour I would ask for your 1 rep max.
>>35203486
this assception is too damn good
upvote this post if you saw it on the front page of Reddit!
(it took me 10 minutes to learn how to post on this website lol!)
