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>2015
>necessitating "muscles" to jubilate

Why is such a multitudinous volume of humankind still sealed in the stone age? Whatever eventuated to obtaining an immense intellect?

I was promenading past a "gym/' this present-day and I witnessed all those folk squandering their allotment and felt so lamentable... Such an abashment. I am a doctor, PhD and I am more overjoyed with my existence than I have ever inhabited. You are all such as lilliputian youth probbing sanction from a substance which you don't even fathom.

Reiteratively, an abashment.
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>>35120021
You have totally misused a large percentage of those words.
One does not feel lamentable, one laments, or finds a situation to be lamentable.
And you are totally using eventuated wrong, I mean "eventuate to", the fuck? A situation eventuates, you don't eventuate to. Just because you can use a thesaurus and a dictionary gives you a definition, when you consider things like strength of word, or the totality of context, there are precise words for precise things, and you don't learn that from a dictionary.
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>>35120021

I know this is a troll post but anyone half way intelligent should understand evolution well enough to know why women (and people in general) respect people with muscles.
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Quit being grandiloquent, nerd.
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>>35120097
Those are perfectly cromulent uses of those words you chucklefuck
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>>35120021
enjoy rationalizing yourself out of a healthy life and amazing physique, OP

your justifications for being weak are far superior to self-improvement
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You've abused your thesaurus privileges.

>I am a doctor, PhD

kek

>doesn't even specify PhD in which subject
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>>35120021

Well, I am anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation
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>>35120021
>inane and unnecessarily polysyllabic rationalization of being a fat fuck
0/10
trole harder
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>>35120097
senpai my favorite part of OP's shitpost was realizing my vernacular still held up to my golden days of perfect SAT scoring
>an abashment
fucking horrible loool
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>>35120021
people will fall for this
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>>35121995
Stop posting contrafibularities please.
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Dear Faggot,

If you were as highly intelligent as you claim to be you would know that not all synoyms of words can be used in the same context.
I recomend you go to the gym as soon as possible as aquireing a good physique is your only shot at life. Teir are indeed people that skate by on their looks you should be one of those since you have excriment for brains.

Regards,
The man with the best advice your ever going to get
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>>35122216
its not like I have anything better to do
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Seeing how hard all these tards got trolled in this thread, I think OP did prove he's smarter than you, more evolved too.
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>>35120021
>I am a doctor, PhD
So is Layne Norton. Last time I checked, he was stronger than you and probably out-earns you due to sponsorship deals, seminars and coaching.
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OP hereabouts. I had been dormant.

>>35120097

I do envisage it is the right tempo for you to clench a dictionary and enroll in grammar studies.

>>35121944
Extenuating? I annex a prodigious job and can booty sabbaticals whenever I crave. When was the uttermost occasion you relished yourself?

>>35121960
Philosophy.

>>35122638
Are yous soberly meditating that "sponsorhip deals, seminars and coaching" all do not loom to be inordinately bargain-counter?
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>>35122896
The man was able to shell out £15,000 which is $22,350 in the current exchange rate to pay for one of the best law firms, in order to sue Blaha.

He isn't rich but he is solidly upper-middle class and will be able to support his family for at least the next 20 years, provided the dollar doesn't lose its value and becomes junk currency.
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>>35120021
suck a dick nigga
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>>35122896
>Philosophy
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>>35122896
You bring me such joy. Thank you for making such valiant attempts at the Queen's. One day you may achieve such level of fluency that Pajeet might generously grant you a passing grade from year three Hajipur Municipal College for Plantation Workers Second Sons.
Keep at it. Someday anon. But not today.
Stick to your
>promenading
You might meet your beau, who knows.
Keep fluttering those lush long lashes!
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