A love story
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> be me
> get up early and get ready to hit the iron temple
> wife wants to fuck
> ohgodmygains.gif
>fuck her súper fast
> I don't finish
> decide against cumming to keep my testosterona levels high
> All PR's broken
Do it bros, gains guaranteed
>>35111420
>saying things like 'iron temple'
>having a wife.
>>35111420
Test is higher post sex.
Also orgasm clears your hormone receptors so your test has something to bind to.
>>35111693
Bullshit
You know she fucked the neighborhood after you left her with unsatisfied sex right?
Oh man I can really picture you awkwardly pounding her for a minute and faking an orgasm
>UH UH UH GWUUUUAAAH ARRRGHH
>hehe dumb wench I'm a priest of the iron and I must perform morning mass in the temple
>>35111945
>Be gone succubus! Thou shalt not stand in the way of my gains!
>>35111980
>tfw so worried about losing gains when gf wants sex I turn the lights off, stick a dildo in her, and go drink my bros homemade protein booster so I don't go catabolic from the stress
How it ACTUALLY went
>wake up
>have raging morning wood
>want to jerk off, but in sleep have been grinding a pillow and my dick is insensitive
>try to jerk off for 45 seconds, usually came twice by now so I give up
>super frustrated
>need to release tension
>google "how to relieve stress"
>see exercising as one of the ways
>do 10 pushups, struggle to do half a pullup and then do biceps curls with 15 pound dumbbells for 5 reps
>shitpost on /fit/
>>35112026
This, pic related is OP.
>>35111945
She came. I didn't for brodin
>>35111928
She came. I didn't
>>35112088
>believing your wife when she fakes it
>>35112099
> not knowing when a woman has a real orgasm
Welcome to /fit/
>>35112127
>unironically calls the gym the 'iron temple'
Yeah sure, I'm the faggot
