How can I stop being so stiff when dancing. Pic not related
>>35056327
alcohol and/or drugs
>>35056339
this
be black
>>35056327
Take dancing classes or something.
>>35056327
Need help too. I was fatass before and it was so awkward and people laughed
>>35056327
>>35056449
List all the things you've been proficient in without sufficient practice.
Here's mine:
-Breathing
-Suckling a teat
Dancing isn't one of them.
God damnit bro
I was gonna cheat on my gf with a high test tinder blonde who looks just like your pic. Was arranged for her to come over today
Decided to forget about it and remain faithful to gf. Flaked on high test blonde
Now i feel like i made the wrong decision
Same as everything else--practice, and get feedback. Either from teachers in a class setting (easily accessible but often not terribly personalized since there are other people in the class--depending on the dance style and where you are, private lessons may be an option), from dance partners (some of the most helpful feedback I've ever had has come from partners, but it's not necessarily something you can rely on), or by filming yourself and watching the video (all the pros do this, I'm told.).
>>35056327
>stiff
You mean you get an erection when holding hands?
Yeah i have the same problem, also when petting cats.
>>35056327
can u even satisfy a test with that much test mctest test fellow testes?
>>35056475
Trust me breh
The moment your dick is out of her for the last time you'll regret it.
Cheating may seem DEVILISH at first, but it's just feeling shitty towards someone you "love".
Anyhow, just get your gf to do some kinky shit.
>>35056327
Try to write your name in the air with your butt.
>>35056567
Yah i guess youre right
Gf is high test brunette il just nut on her face and call it a night
>>35056327
you don't women like that. My gf is a dancer like the professional kind. And she said its normal for straight guys to get boners when dancing with beautiful women. The only guys who don't are the gay guys she works with and the guys that aren't straight and are professional dancers because they do it for the love of dancing.
If you're with women and you ask them to dance and you get close and get a boner that's fine.
If you are talking about just not being fluid when dancing then I can help with that too.
Dance classes help. But you need to stop being self conscious about when you dance. Learn the moves and actually feel the music. then you'll be good
>>35056593
cheers
gf is a fit, high test petite blonde. Fucking perfect, but she is abroad for a year studying, prolly taking dick from some chad thundercock.
I called things off before she left, and fucked a couple of women. Still felt like shit. Felt worse when she admited she wasn't ready to call it off and wanted to remain exclusive.
>>35056567
this desu
alcohol
>>35056327
I started taking lessons for salsa, bachata and kizomba earlier this year. Helped my posture insanely. Confidence both socially and with women has skyrocketed.
Don't hesitate. Just take some lessons.
>>35056399
That's my secret tbqh
Just get so drunk you stop giving a shit. You should basically reach the level of drunk where everything around you is close to a blur and you just movie with the music. Atleast that's what I do.
Do I enjoy it? No. Do I get women from it? Rarely since I started balding and became an ugly piece of shit. But know that I'm probably the worst fucking dancer in the world so as long as you're good looking and just do it, you will get laid.
>>35056703
Sounds like an awful feel, sorry bro
Obviously you made the right decision callin it off before she left tho. That LDR game is a misetable mess 100% of the time unless your girl is fuck ugly
>>35056504
>also when petting cats
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
why don't you just bop up and down while doing reloading animations from various games?
>>35057226
is this fresh?
>>35056327
do squats and deads right before m8
>>35057226
>be white
>do the reload and shoot dance
>forget I am carrying
>shoot up the club
>>35056327
>>35056339
alcohol..and "feeling" the music. which is pre-gaming before hitting the club
>>35056669
I want to take dance classes because I'm generally interested in it but I don't want to seem like that one creepy bloke in class that's there to hit on girls. What do I do senpai?
>>35057449
Not really. Still has a certain charm though.
>>35060017
>Go to class
>Don't hit on women
not be white lmao
>>35060017
Show up, dance, don't hit on girls. It'll be kinda awkward at first even if you're doing everything right from an etiquette standpoint. I was a sweating, nervous wreck the first 2-3 times I went, and I am pretty sure that every straight male dancer in the scene has heard a panicky voice in the back of his head screaming "DON'T STARE AT THE BOOBIES" halfway through a song. Even if you don't stare at the boobies, hit on the girls, etc., it's gonna feel kinda weird at first leading girls from closed position (assuming that you're looking at lead/follow partner dances.). But that's part of what you're there to overcome anyway, right?
>>35056327
Blow your load in pic unrelated assholes . That should relax you
Put your arm straight down and flex hand out 90 degrees, move hand back and forth. That's called the Pet the Dog. You're welcome.
>>35056327
My brother and dad are both drummers, sister is a dancer, and mom was a Zumba instructor so I can dance my pants off. You can do whatever you want when dancing as long as you harness the rhythm. Maybe just practice dancing when you're alone until you "feel it."
>>35061057
yeah, should be fucking obvious, but this.
dancing is just "feeling" the music. If the music sucks, don't dance. But if the music moves you... just dance to it.
>>35056907
top kek!
>>35056327
Just watch Dirty Dancing to get loosened up
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