How do I into Cloud Strife mode?
>>34979237
500mg Mako daily
Take a swim in the lifestream to failure
Don't even lift.
starve
>>34979250
>implying Cloud is DYEL
>>34979237
>be a huge fag
>swallow black semen
>sperg out about women
I get the feeling you're already there.
>>34979237
dont train legs ever
wear really baggy sweatpants
do 200 pullups and pushups every day and eat like a bird
>Believe you are Zyzz
>Wholeheartedly believe it
>Knock yourself out
>wake up
You are know Cloud's Strife.
>>34979471
>dont train legs ever
The fuck are you talking about. Cloud squats a bunch of times throughout the game.
>>34979237
squat in a gym full of crossdressers
>>34979237
>How do I into Cloud Strife mode?
You mean, how do you be able to do 9999dmg while still being DYEL?
i dunno. magic.
>>34979532
I think this is the most /fit/ and best summary to FF7s plot.
>>34981064
>that squat mini game.
Shitloads of military and gymnast style calisthenics
Heavy bench
Heavy curl
Hevy ohp
Heavy rows
Finished.
>>34979532
God the story is awful, thank god for based Barret.
>>34979237
you mean looking like him?
>don't lift, don't eat
or do you mean swinging around a giant sword?
>hit a tire with a hammer crossfit style
>>34981485
>>34981278
>>34979532
If Zyzz is Zack... Is Jeff... Cloud?
What roles would Frank Yang, Scoob, Cali Muscle and Elliott Hulse play?
>>34981539
Yuffie, Barret, Barret, and Barret, respectively.
>>34981672
KEK
>tfw no qt aeris to protect
>tfw no gold chocobo to train
>tfw no red xiii to give treats to
>>34981539
Blaha is cait sith.
Who is sephiroth?
>Mako is life energy, 100% nature
Is Cloud natural?
>>34981281
CLOUDS GONNA BE IN SUPER SMASH BROS 4!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
>>34983130
http://youtu.be/wah7AGkkzl4
>>34983057
Testosterone is masculine energy, 100% nature
Are roiders natty?
