Any other bros here think ASMR helps with your mental health?
>>34973848
Yes.
Don't believe me? Join the army.
Yeah just don't listen to too much of it
>>34973848
Dang what's this scrotum totems YouTube channel name
>>34973879
UKasmr
>>34973879
UKASMR I think
>>34973848
Well that's a new fetish.
Bitch got fat
>whisperingrose will never be your gf
>>34973931
>GentleWhispering will never teach you Russian in person
>Springbok will never play Mass Effect with you
>>34973931
Thank god
tfw no A V E R A G E koreaboo waifu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfRINvNzRbI
>she will never do the natty gains dance with you
Ardra Neala best asmrtist.
The only channel I used when I was into these videos was TheWaterWhispersIlse. Now there are a shitton of more channels and videos. I'm trying to fix my sleeping right now and ASMR videos were useful for that before. What are some channels I should look into?
>>34973976
Hungrylips will inspire you into a fap session, she's a little retarded but will suck popsicles and make dick references while doing it. Keeps my test high brah
>>34973974
agreed. that Luxury video
if only I could marry her
>>34973995
Yes. Her voice is fucking velvet.
>>34973989
Do you have any links to a free version of the shirtless video she did?
Dahlia daintily is best asmrfu tbqh
>>34973999
>>34974000
>>34974000
I wish, but some of her videos she doesn't wear pasties with her see through shirt. It's weird how her airhead bimbo status gets me going, but I hate dating bitches like that. She says she has an Instagram, but I haven't checked it out. I'd look there for a lead to that video
>>34973970
>she will never be an a v e r a g e korean gf
>£_________£
that music taste tho
>>34973989
I'm not watching them to fap though. I just want ASMR tingles and something soothing to help me sleep. I feel like a creep enjoying these videos now with all the waifu shit.
>>34974074
Try Heather feather, she has a lot of videos even one's with a 100 + triggers to help people figure out what triggers them
Favorite ASMR/jerk off instructions type video to jack off to guys?
>>34973939
springbok is/was GOAT
>>34974120t
Try Art of Naughtiness
>>34973848
>mental health
stop your broscience shit
just enjoy it for what it is (relaxing ambient sounds wrapped in a 'gf replacement' suit)
>>34974188
>>34973939
>tfw maria uploads a new video as soon as I reply to this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwe7Rrb_FEA&feature=em-uploademail
>>34973859
what does this mean
>>34973848
do you reckon she whispers to her cheeseburgers before she gulps them down?
does she have any videos of whispering to food before she eats it?
I want to pretend I'm her 3rd mcdouble for lunch that day and hear her whispering to me about how she's not really that hungry but she'll eat me anyway, because "I had a salad for breakfast today, I deserve this, anonburger", whilst I can hear her heart beat race and blood pressure rise from her sodium and sugar oral overdose in the last few minutes before she unwrapped me with her sweaty quivering bratwurst fingers.
>>34974260
shes not fat imo shes just got "adele face"
>>34974272
>"adele face"
tumblr pls go
>>34974318
lol what's tumblr about that? both are british and have chubby faces
do you guys jerk off to these
>>34974524
only the ones that are meant to be jerked off to
>>34974218
Don't understand what it means? Join the Navy.
>>34974072
Been curious for a while... Do you lift feelbrah?
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>>34974022
Lmao who?
>>34975119
jesus christ that lass
>>34973848
ASMR pisses me off t b hhh
you guys talk about some pathetic shit but this tops it all
>>34975480
I have to agree. what's the point of this? Why would I want to listen to someone whispering while I sleep..or at any point in time. that's creepy
>>34973848
>ASMR
No, it's pure bullshit. It's just a bunch of attention whores pretending there are benefits of hearing them whisper. If you're a sad cunt who's never seen a woman naked, then maybe, but it's mostly like porn or dating sims: you're changing real human experience with faux stimulus.
>>34973939
whats the point of even living
>>34973848
anyone else get an erection from these videos
I know I sure fucking do lmao
>tfw you will never marry jelly bean
Why live brehs. She's a 10/10
>>34976166
>>34976000
Some people get a soothing tingling sensation from them, but not everyone. I've personally felt these situations throughout my whole life, but apparently not everyone does. Some people are into it for the tingles, some want the fake gf stuff, and some want both. ASMR seems to be a creepier version of when people listen to stuff like recordings of ocean waves. To each their own I guess, but if you don't feel the tingles then ASMR looks super weird.
>>34976235
>mfw I get tingles from watching football and asmr
No idea why, but I love it.
>>34976166
>>34976182
easily the hottest asmrtist
ASMR = shit
Bob Ross = godtier
>>34976346
>Yoko Ono
that chink bitch should fucking hang
This was my ASMRfu, but I found out she was lesbian.
Shit.
>>34973848
No, but is anyone else disappointed at how fat this chick got? And The One Lilium is beat now too.
>>34976409
>tfw get super angry and jealous if I see a girl I like with another guy
>tfw don't give a fuck if a girl I'm into turns out to be lesbian
>tfw fantasies about turning her straight and maybe one day she'll love me
Is this normal?
>>34976466
Doesn't matter if it's not normal as long as it's moral.
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