Quick /fit/, help me out with this tinder girl I matched up with a while ago. Trying some of the classics on her. 8 decides
To keep it /fit/: What's a good alternative for decline bench. My gym doesn't have one
pt 2
abandon ship and if you actually want to get laid don't use meme pickup lines from fit
this autism.
just flat bench. dips are similar to decline bench.
>>34956658
next time start with "Damn, your are cute... where are you from?"
>>34956755
More like smack your lips and ask her to HOL UP
>>34956793
do it to enough girls and you're going to get laid eventually
"You are right that I am laughing though.. at your face."
>Nobody is laughing but you
are you really this desperate? just bin her and move on
>>34956828
OP deliver plz.
>>34956828
Just waiting for her to respond. After she does though, 3 decides
>>34956867
Oh. Wow. He went there guys. Beta manlet detected.
>>34956867
is this your only match for the week or something?
>>34956867
you fucking savage op
>>34956867
>>34956904
Nah I get prob around a few every day
>3 decides
>>34956867
>>34956662
>>34956658
Why are you sending this garbage and not trying to fuck her?
Why are you sending paragraphs of messages taking up whole screen, screams neediness in terms of desiring a response.
If you're trolling for the sake of trolling and don't actually like this girl you wasting your time trolling when you could be trying to fuck other girls on tinder.
Are you worried of rejection or fucking up on the date or something?
Just can't relate to the time investment trolling vs actually trying to have sex
>>34956867
>Telling her you're trying a cheesy pick up line
>"Laughing at your face!!!!"
are you 12?
>>34956967
>than it's best to end
>than
lel what a retard
>>34956967
OP has a chance to salvage it rn I think, or he can keep le trollolololoing.
>>34956967
She goes on 'sites like this' exactly for the 'perversions'.
You're not trolling her very well dude.
Ask if she wants to do anal. But not for her, For You.
What app is it OP?
>>34957108
I have a windows phone so I have 6tin. It's just a client for tinder tho
Wait, I thought you came from your vagina. If you come from somewhere else, I really want to know where it is.
Sorry for all the weird stuff, I'm letting an internet forum of anonymous strangers decide what I say to you. I'm actually a pretty nice guy. Want to get some coffee?
>>34957173
3 decides anon! Send it!
OP plz deliver
>>34956658
>Calm the fuck down, you're nowhere near got enough to have that bitchy attitude
>>34957173
Fucking christ. Waiting now.
>>34957301
Gorilla warfare
>>34957301
God fucking dammit I fucked up and only sent the second part
>>34957320
>like you didnt fuck up prior to that
>>34957301
You autists were made for each other tbqf
>>34957301
Tell her that you'll drink decaffeinated coffee though since you take caffeine only for preworkout
>>34957301
This is beyond pathetic, just abandon thread you idiot.
>>34957376
If by pathetic you mean fucking awesome and takes some serious balls, then yes, yes it is.
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>>34957301
She looks like my type op, basically all you have to do is be sarcastic and/or state things how they are.
I don't really have an example, but for this girl you probably just have to call her out on shit that she says using logic.
>>34957301
Im going to be real with you because you seem like a real girl - you wear a black hoodie and don't wear makeup so you're obviously dont give a shit what other people think; im down with that. Im on this app because years of social neglect have caught up to me and my fears of being forever alone, and more importantly the stigma associated with it, is catching up to me. I have desires Clair (I know your name isn't clair, clair was my mothers name...don't make this weird) and this desire involves feeling the sweet warm embrace of a woman's touch - something my real doll sex toy hasn't been able deliver in years.
A little about me - I'm not your traditional lad; I fuck plastic dolls.
The end.
In sum, i also lift weights by association (frequent a board where other people lift)
>>34957457
This without the part about sex dolls
>>34957600
Excuse me sir, I dont give my consent for my intellectual property being used if the parts pertaining to fucking plastic dolls is removed
thank you for your time
>>34957301
Top kek that was hilarious
>>34957641
Without the part about sex dolls it's not your intellectual property anymore, it's something original (^:
>>34957301
Update:
>She still hasn't responded
However, I used >>34956755 's post and am getting some results (not posting)
>>34957844
post it faggot
