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>/fraud/ and /roids/ edition
First for cheerleading
WHERE MY THIRSTY BROS AT?
>talking to anything that moves
>deleting girls that just don't give you what you want
>literally lowering your standars to fuck anything that moves
AND EVEN MORE
>>34943155
Same except I raised my standards and now only fuck things that I find attractive
What is the most effective way to dose 5,000 IU of HCG before I stop my 11 month cruise?
The ride is ending ;_;
>>34943155
I'm too thirsty, I need to move closer to the fountain.
cruise on 250 test forever? Any repercussions long term? I'm already on trt so not afraid of shutdown. Also have a few bottles of mk-677 from a friend, should i cruise these too?
>>34943322
If you don't have a problem from lipids or BP or the usual stuff I don't see if there would be long term problems. Maybe LV hypertrophy
>>34943359
you dont get left ventricle hypertrophy from testosterone you get it from inflammation.
Im positive you get more inflammation from the foods in your everyday diet than you do from that little bit of testosterone. Just ask a Female to Male transgender and see for yourself
>>34942801
Can't type it all out atm. Pic related of food you should consume on a daily basis
Is there any reason not to roid at 20 if I'm 6'2'' and I have the proper PCT in place? I want to BnC long term but right now just want to try a cycle out. Am I more at risk of fucking myself over if I cycle properly than someone who would run the same cycle but is 21,22,25 etc?
>>34943387
>white rice
>not the superior in every way sweet potato
>>34943427
white rice is okay, sweet potato isnt superior at all, just because it contains a bit more vitamins and shit, its not worth, white rice, brown rice, potatoes, sweet potatoes, all sources of good carbs...
>>34943402
If you think you have diet and training down then might as well. I'm 19 and doing it
>>34943127
Is there anything I could inject into my body to help a torn labrum, or am I just going to have to accept T-rex mode?
Got told to do paused squats and partials today. Did my squats shit was good. Did partials through 315 onto bar and looked mentally challenged. I went down a couple inches sat there and then moved up. I looked so fucking dumb
>>34943133
cheerbro. tell me have you fucked that wheelchair girl in the ass whole yet? Have you told her you are fucking her pussy from behind but really sticking it in her pooper?
>>34943682
wait what
>>34943427
>>34943491
shut up you stupid memers
ricardo piñata eats ben and jerrys everyday
eat whatever the fuck you want as long as it fits your daily shit morons
>>34943427
white rice is good to add in for bulking. Fast digestion, cheapest calorie source in the world, and still contains a decent amount of B vitamins, manganese, and iron.
>>34943402
Most people start in their late teens - early 20s. You're 6'2 so you don't have to worry about stunting growth. And being younger doesn't decrease your chance of not recovering your hpta, which is extremely low or nonexistent.
I'd scrap the idea of PCT. Start with 350mg test-e/wk. If you want, kick start with dbol for the first 4 weeks.
Purchase:
Test-e vials
PCT in case you absolutely must come off
Aromasin to reduce estrogen, if necessary
>>34943644
I found a sports medicine / chiropractor who did enough muscle work on my shoulder that it feels 100% normal now, after a torn labrum. He's only $40 per session, and i went 8 times in 2 months.
Would recommend, worth it.
Also, do more posterior delt work, and upper back. That's what caused mine.
>>34943907
Hey juicin J. I am 212 5"10 and on 600mg test a week. I was initally going to do 10 weeks bulk then cut. But I dont want to lose all my muscle. What is a good cruising dose after that 10 weeks.
>>34943719
whats not to understand. tell a girl who is paralyzed you want to fuck her from behind and with0ut her knowing you put it in her buttwhole.
>>34943940
what?
>>34943968
Bro do I have to explain it even more. Very simple, Penis in the buttwhole
>>34944044
What?
>>34943931
Whatever keeps your e2 normal. It's individual. If you can run 250mg without any excess estrogen, that's good.
>>34944072
I love this guy. :^)
>>34943682
I haven't had time to meet with her actually. She wants me to come over and watch game of thrones but I'm booked with cheerleading in the evenings 9/10 days
>>34943968
Penis in the whole butt
>>34944092
>>34944127
Wait what?
Is Alb ded or what?
>>34943620
It really bothers me how much you've been shitting up these threads not only with your shit posting but trying to give advice and answer questions. Just based on your answers you've given and all your other bs I've read, I reeeeaaaaaallyyyyyy don't think you are one to be giving AAS/hormone advice- even if it is just on a Nigerian shuffleboard forum. You just seem like the typical bro who decides to hop on gear while knowing fuck all. What is it now? Barely your third week on? You have never had any exogenous hormones in your blood before or even know what it's like and here you are answering everyone's questions with shit-tier brofessor answers.
Wouldn't be surprised if you go around 'accidentally' letting it slip that you're on gear.
>>34944134
I don't understand this image
>>34944134
All in all there's not really too much to "know", since most of it varies from person to person
Yo hookgrip sucks
Anyone have any advice over getting over the mental block?
My hookgrip is inconsistent af. I've hit 675 but sometimes I drop ~645.
Biggest problem is thinking too much about it. Any advice?
>>34944134
I am just a cowboy
Lonesome one the trail
Lord I'm just thinkin bout a certain female
I don't know why you choose to single me out. I don't say anything that hasn't been said on here 100 times over. Shoo shoo
>>34944208
steroids
Post yfw your daily broccoli to stay lean
>>34944309
Dat der gyno reduction as well
>>34944209
wait what?
>4pm
>already had 1lt of milk
>at least 2 more to go
JUST BULK MY SHIT UP
>>34944416
>tfw 4k calorie maintainance
>>34944416
>Tfw stuck in traffic and absolutely starving
>>34944441
>not having an arsenal of protein bars or chocolate muffins in your vehicle
>2016
It's like you don't want to make it.
>>34944434
Holy fuck can someone that eats 4k-5k calories per day post what the fuck do they eat?
>>34944524
Nothing special. It's all quantity and meal frequency.
>>34944524
I second this. Just an example please. Having a hard time busting from 196 to 200+. Eating rather large meals but apparently it's not enough.
>>34944557
GOMAD, if you are doing gear you won't be doing this for like 8 months.
>>34944557
Bulking natty in the morning I would make a shake. 1 cup oats, 1/2-1cup plain Greek yogurt, banana, 2 scoops whey, 2-3 cups milk. Right there you've got 1k calories.
>>34944557
pizza
omelette
chicken rice
meat rice
peanutbutter
pasta meat
2-3 yogurts
prot shake
nuts
Have you guys ever heard/seen something anti-roids that made you actually consider if it's a bad idea?
>>34944604
the entire world is against roids, no one wants you to use them.
But I can tell you that only a 10% of the people say that because they care about you, the other 90% don't want you to make gains or care about labels like natty/roids.
>>34944623
tell that to the millions of female to male trans people using legit stuff from the doctor weekly with little problems
>>34944685
But how can I get in contact with all of them?
>all this milk hate
on the plus side it's kinda easy to drink, good luck getting all those calories from stuff like rice.
>>34944685
>millions
>>34944802
yeah. did you actually think all the "women" in porn were actually women just because they have vaginas anon?
Did you not see the penis surgery video on here. Theyre all former men who became women :)
>>34944812
>still millions
>>34944926
You have no idea how many trans people are running around because they dont tell you. I'll give you a hint. You see them everyday when you turn on tv anon
Its way more than millions at this point I assure you
>>34944977
>You have no idea how many trans people are running around because they dont tell you
The vast majority are MtF, and the vast majority of those are very easy to spot.
>0.3% of the population
>way more than millions
>>34944601
Where da fiber
>>34945137
Where da fiber, where da fiber at
>>34945317
Ur 1 cheeky Cunt m8
>tfw anxious of pinning even if I've done it almost hundreds of times
w-will it ever get better
>>34945389
No. I'm the same. I get my bro to help me. I can do it myself but prefer not to.
>>34945389
I try to think to myself it doesn't hurt more then a strong pinch at most. Which isn't shit.
Will my Propecia affect roids or DNP gains?
>>34945441
That pic is weird
>0-4 I go gym
>5-9 I hibernate
>tfw training while listening to one punch man opening
shit is hype
>>34945470
Fuck sake it's windy and cold
>>34945509
Wut det?
Pinning for my gains tonight. then playing fallout 4 and watching avengers. My teacher assigned me a 1500 word essay on the communication skills of the characters. LUL. Yes plz.
Then cooking my ten pounds of chicken brown rice and veggies,
what range will my test levels be at with 200mg test e weekly?
>>34945532
1600ish
best proton source after training? I have no whey
>>34945611
semen
>>34945611
egg whites
>>34945389
I hate pinning my quads and lats
Delts and glutes is no problem
I have seen people pin chest idk about that shit man
Heres a question.
Have any of you fucks ever been to thailand?
Headed there on a week fight camp. would love to be on low dose of test to help with the brutal training and two a days that i do while there. Think that low dose test would be perfect for recovery.
I know roids are available there if you look in the right places, but im in a smaller area up north, not trashcan central (bkk or phuket)
anyone have any advice on this one?
>>34945637
Pec was not a very fun spot for me but I think I did it wrong. Probably gonna do it on the other side just for shits and giggles
>>34946137
*6 week fight camp
>tfw flickering power
Will I pin in the dark?
>>34946137
but you're going there via bkk right?
>>34946313
Yeah. I get into BKK but i have to fly to chiang mai the next day or two. Do you have a line on where to go?
I am staying at the Maxim inn in BKK for a night, could stretch it to two if i needed to.
Juts dont want to waste a bunch of my time hunting down roids instead of training in CM
>>34946458
how much is maxim per night? i dont know where to go actually, but i recommend going to one of the mma gyms and asking them what they do. its legal so straight up walking in and asking might be ok. maybe email them in advance even lol
>>34946458
i dont know if its 'over the counter' in the pharmacies but ive bought some random stuff there so it might be
>>34946515
Maxim is like 20$ a night. Its conviently located RIGHT NEXT TO BJs saloon which....holy shit...i recommend you going to. Its amazing. They have a website and everything.
You cant just walk into an mma gym not knowming anybody and asking that. Thats just not the proper etiquette.
I might end up having to do that in CM but the thing is i really wanted to be like 4 weeks into the cycle before i got there so i would really hit my stride the next 6 weeks there.
I have heard you can get it over the counter, but its easier to get in bkk, pattaya, and phuket than where im going
Anybody else get stupidly excited for their favorite work outs?
I just started a 4day split and today is chest/tricep day. It feels sort of like Christmas.
Im about to start my first cycle
12 weeks of test e 600mg weekly
weeks 1-4 50mg dbol
I cant get my hands on arimidex or aromasin
Could i take nolva throughout as an antiestrogen?
if so what dosage
>>34946942
Nope, sorry. You need an AI with your first Test-e and Dbol cycle.
>>34946990
Fuuuuck
Will I just throw my juice in the bin?
Any tips on how to fake being natty?
I'm pretty sure people at the gym are starting to laugh at me. I want them to think I'm not on a cycle.
>>34946942
>>34946990
What jj said. You might not need ai at that dosage. But you definitely need to have it on hand, if you start having sides.
Some people can run a gram+ without any real sides. Others grow bitch tits at 200mg/wk. You need to have ai on hand, any time you're trying a new compound or a new dosage (and probably when switching sources).
Wtf, Tinder is giving me an error trying to verify my phone number. How do you fix this?
>>34947031
>>34946990
I cant get my hands on any:( Should I risk the cycle? I read online that 20mg of Nolva should do the job if gyno starts to appear?
>>34946137
I went in 2012
I walked into a pharmacy asked for dbol and Tren, I dude turned around and grabbed it and ser it on the counter
I didn't buy it in was only there for a day I just wanted to see for myself
>>34947094
I Ran a 600/week test cycle with no AI nothing happened
I was fine
But everyone is different
I think people make gyno out to be more common than it is, or me and my friends have never came across it Atleast
>>34947000
do it anon you dont need an AI ai is for girls anyways so yolo
>>34947027
bring tupperware meals to gym and eat between sets and be like i do this every 3 hours bitches
>>34946939
Chest tricep is almost as fun as legs/shoulders.
God damn I love deadlifts and shoulder pumps are the best pump hands down to me.
I was freaking out last week about getting to hit legs. I was damn excited
>>34947027
I always tell people it's cause I do low rep work, do lots of squats and deadlifts, and drink at least a half gallon of whole milk a day. Then I tell them I take three gummy Flintstones vitamins a day for gains out the ass
>>34947082
>>>/tindergeneral/
>>34947142
How was your cycle anon?
Curious to know the results
>>34947027
If you're doing a laughable job in the gym, then people probably don't think you're roiding.
>>34947094
>>34947142
You probably won't get gyno. But growing a pair of femtits isn't a risk I'd be willing to take.
Though the magic of the internet, you should be able to get you hands on ai no problem.
are there any ways to eliminate testosterone levels forever..?
>>34947214
Castration.
>>34947170
Strength gains and got leaner while adding mass it was a simple cycle
>>34947261
Would running dbol weeks 1-4
then running anavar weeks 8-12 be pointless?
asking for my cyclebro
>>34944524
Couple pounds of mince or chicken
Lots of pasta and bread
Lots of milk
Quite a lot of chocolate because lol stoned
Lots of cheese
Greek yogurt
Every day is some combination off all these things
Wife cooks a giant thing of whatever dinner is w like 6 portions (5 for me) and I eat the fuck out of it
Get married senpai
They do everything 4 u
>>34947340
>Get married senpai
>They do everything 4 u
Lucky fuck. My ex-wife was a crazy gains goblin.
>>34947340
Can I have your wife in exchange for a bag of dbol?
>>34947340
>Lots of milk
>Quite a lot of chocolate because lol stoned
>Lots of cheese
>where did all this face come from
Cunt pls
>>34947361
What did she do
Mines a bit awful sometimes but I am really difficult to deal with
Keeps my belly full and my balls empty
>>34947373
You surely can
Slap her around a bit
She needs it but I'm scurred of the popo putting me on a plane
>>34947377
Why must you point out my shortcomings
Dandelion root will fix everything
>>34947340
>>34947386
super jelly
don't forget she got you a green card too
I want to run anadrol to kickstart my first cycle (500mg/week test). ANABOLICS states it's more powerful than dbol. You guys share that experience?
>>34945611
Malk
>>34947442
yeah... more strength gains than dbol..
less bloat, less elevated bp
>>34947386
I was skelly, she was on the chubby side of high-test. I really wanted to gain weight, I had managed to put on about 20 pounds a few months back, but I lost all the gains when I broke my hand and was shitting my brains out on antibiotics and painkillers.
We tried to get fit together, but she's devour all my bulking food. I'd seriously put on five pounds to her 20. And she wouldn't understand since "We eat the same food."
She was a foot shorter then me, and sedentary, I was active and worked in manual labor. Somehow she didn't understand that she couldn't lose weight eating the same amount of food as me.
>>34947463
Recommend it over dbol? Seems that gyno is a huge issue. Did you have that issue? Did you run AI?
>>34947000
Take it, and when you get sides go to a cool doctor to get an AI
>>34947431
Lol I've been here more than a year now actually
Feel a bit American
>>34944524
It's quiet easy. Like the other anon said: it's mostly about meal frequency.
Make sure you eat like 30 grams with each meal. I thought this was the max protons the human body can digest(not 100% sure) with each meal.
Eat like 7 meals a day. Start your day with e.g. 80 gram oats + 7 eggs(whole eggs and egg white) and some fruits, like blueberries(good antioxidants).
The next meal could be: 200g chicken, 150gram rice/potato/other good carbs and some broccoli.
Vary with different kinds of carbs/protons etc.
Other good sources of protons: lean meat, fish/salmon, cottage cheese etc.
sources of good fats: natural peanut butter, almonds, olive oil, other kind of nuts.
>>34947482
no ai.
yeah, dbol is garbage, all it does it bloat you up while youre on it, yeah theres benefits with that but drol actually gave me strength gains.
nah, i seldom run an ai.
actually i may have run a real low dose of nolva while i was taking it.
anadrol doesnt convert to estrogen anyways
wouldnt worry about it
>>34947468
Wow
How long were you together
That's a bit tragic
Mine started getting out of shape so I put her on drugs lol
how to get prescribed roids?
hello /fit/ just got my blood drawn to check for test levels, however it was right after I lifted so I fear I will have higher than normal test levels.
Now I know I probably don't naturally have low enough test levels to receive supplements, but I definitely do not have optimal test levels.
I have a hard time gaining muscle and carry a lot of fat around my legs and ass.
So how can I naturally lower my test levels next time I get my blood drawn so I can get free test supplements? I am thinking I will not sleep for several days and only eat shit like soy milk and flax seed crackers. also I will do a lot of long distance cardio and masturbate as much as I can. Will this be enough to lower my test to the required levels?
Thanks!
Got bored of tinder and deleted it about 2 minutes ago. What's pof like for hookups?
Morning boys and girls!
Pinned tren for the first time on my second blast.
Keen to get back in to the tren gains, plus stretching that dbol out is making me feel and look bigger than ever.
After the hilarious discussion about eating yesterday and everyone saying abandon pasta as a source of carbs I went out and bought a whole heap of food to try and improve how many calories I'm consuming.
Gonna finally crack 80Kg guys! I just know it!
>>34947641
sup midget
Whats wrong with pasta?
>>34947592
my roommate used to use it.
he fucked a lot of fat single moms.
>>34947659
Oooooh sounds alright then.
>>34947651
All this business about it being too filling and so I'm probably not eating as much as I think I am
>>34947671
we'd go to the bar and meet like 7s then two days later hed be taking some fat pof trash out for cheeseburgers
>>34947769
no one wants to waste time on hoe chasing for some pussy when some single mom on pof will give it up on the first date to mcdonalds
thats why pof is still around
>>34947780
Sickening
This is why fat girls think they're worth anything to society, because filthy fuckers put their dicks in them when they can't immediately get decent snatch
>>34947843
ur mum has to get laid somehow
Just FYI that dbol good feeling shortly after swallowing isn't placebo, I don't know what causes it but it's definitely there.
>>34947843
Kek,you're talking like you're a 9/10 top-tier model.
>>34947977
It's ok mastest let him live in his own world where he isn't dyel and a 9/10 sex machine
>>34947843
pussy is pussy
pretty girls are great but i dont have time to hoe chase anymore
>>34947873
>savage
>>34947977
Implying I would ever lower my standards to fuck a fatty
This is what I'm talking about, "oh I'm not a 10/10 so I'll just fuck this 2 because I can't do any better"
I'm autistic and I have no trouble getting laid and never have to lower my standards. Pretty sure that means anyone else can do it too
>>34947641
Why the fuck are you blasting again? I told you to cut first fatty.
> starting blast at 15%bf
Smh
Btw have fun with the acne
>>34947957
It's not placebo, it's estro
>>34948107
Woah 15% cmon I'm not that bad anon!
I think......
Eh either way I figured fuck it I'm doing it
I'll run dnp at the same time for a bit because fucking YOLO
Tee will help stop me from getting fat
>>34948098
I think you're missing the point. You're criticizing them, saying that they're worthless etc . I never have seen your face, but based on your post you must have a very attractive face breh.
Yeah, i know you're autistic. I am curious how you look and what kind of girls you smash.
>>34948098
If you have fucked a 10/10 you know how much
a)time
b)money
c)effort
goes into banging one. Its great when the pussy is the bomb but most of the time its NOT the bomb and the 2 7's you fucked were WAY more sexual than the 10/10
Who has time to search for a literal bigfoot 10/10 sexgod woman on tinder or pof to bang
It takes too long and fat chicks are easy. Its really that simple.
To the guy bulking at 15%...God I hope youre competing because you are going to look like a fat person
>>34947957
Dbol gives me indigestion right after I eat it. Then it makes all my burps taste like root beer for the next 6 hours
>>34947568
Look up what crossdressers do to help lower test. Try your best to feel like a qt, don't sleep well, drink alot of alcohol.
>>34948160
Yes you are
You should have run the DNP while you were cruising then started the tren after your cut
Now your going to be wasting your time blasting cutting on DNP
Your straight up the worst trip on /fraud/
>>34948232
hes absolutely right
>>34948232
Fuck yeah I'm not the worst
>sorry manletgains
>>34948180
I think he banged a cyclops once
>>34948180
Of course I'm criticising them
Fat people are lazy and generally worthless.
Face wise I'm actually decent, above average for sure. Ears stick out a bit too much and my jaw isn't as strong as I would like when Ive got the bloat going
Did fuck a model once, only Eurasian I've ever fucked.
There was another one I could have had but she was afraid of her friend finding out and getting mad or something (doesn't count because it didn't happen)
But 90% of the girls I smash are probably 7s, nice but not stunning, I just don't lower my standards just to get laid.
I'm sure some day when I get doxxed and face pics are revealed many anons will say I'm not attractive enough but that's always the way isn't it.
>>34948208
Or ya know, be friendly and have alcohol involved and they'll generally be easy enough.
I'm not criticising 7s in the slightest.
Christ that would put me on the level of a neck beard Virgin who claims he hasn't had sex because standards lol
I'm saying dropping your standards to fuck a 4 just to get laid is just sad and wrong.
>>34948232
We have JM and you're claiming I'm the worst? Cmon anon lighten up.
I'll figure it out man.
Don't forget that I am really small, so I gotta bulk a lot more before I cut seriously.
Arms are only 16inch and chest is nowhere near thick enough yet.
After a month I will re-asses where I'm at and decide how to tackle it from there.
>>34948263
bby why you do me like this?
>>34948305
haha oh she still snaps me all the time
You gotta admit she is cute though
Actually a really nice chick
>>34948415
I liked cyclops
>>34948415
'lazy'. Funny/ironic you're using that word. Weren't you lazy to go to the gym and to follow a proper diet.
You have the do what you like, but you could be more subtle since your no hot shot either.
>>34948445
She's alright
Just too loud and talkative
Also the damn eye, just wandering around whenever it felt like kek
She wasn't really in to sex either, didn't want to smash that often
>>34948483
Actually didn't have the money for a gym still lift daily at home
Also Followed a diet just clearly haven't been eating as much as I thought as plenty of people pointed out
Or are we going back to the thing where you called whey protein "bullshit" and denied that any of the peer review studies done were valid?
>>34948485
>She wasn't really in to sex either
cant blame her desu
>>34948520
You're on steroids and don't even own a gym membership. Beside that, your so called 'diet' consist not enough marco's, because you're hardly gaining weight while you're on gear.
It's kinda weak you're referring to that subject, but i already thought you would. I already explained myself and said i was exaggerateding. But that's irrelevant info.
Just be more subtle next time.
>>34948607
Why are you here? You belong in a fitness forum the way you post..
>>34948538
Damn anon that's mean
Everyone loves a good Manlet dicking :^)
>>34948607
As opposed t a fat lazy piece of shit that endlessly puts on weight, makes excuses and tries to pretend they have value.
Where's I come here asking for opinions on what I'm doing and seeking advice from people's experience so I can improve what I'm doing.
At no point have I ever implied I'm too good to take criticism or advice, that's half the reason I come here
The other half is because I hope one day Brad will come back to us and lift again </3
>>34948666
Which Brad
I miss both
>>34948666
People give you advice all the time but you never listen.
The first time you did tren everyone laughed at you and told you to stick with test only andto focus on diet/training.
Then you started 'cruising' and everyone told you that you should cut but instead you started popping dbol.
When you got acne everyone told you to get on low dose ACCUTANE but you ignored everyone and got on antibiotics top kek. Enjoy your rekt gut.
When everyone told you to track macros you laughed and said that was autistic.
I can't comprehend just how stupid and ignorant you are.
>>34948415
But MG you're like 15% BF. Doesn't that make you fat?
>>34948704
Tracking macros is kind of autistic
>>34948696
Oh yeah forgot there were two
I'm talking about Slut. Lost to the shoe head Erin
>>34948704
As I have already said, did tren because I wanted to know what it was like
I've been I cruise dose for ages as well, only recently has anyone said to cut
I still might do it, I can stop taking dbol at any time.
As for acne, cmon man. I'd rather get medication from a doctor for $5 than from overseas for closer to $100
If I need stronger stuff I go back for free and get more medication at a fraction of the cost
That just makes sense
Tracking macros IS autistic as fuck
I stand by that. Which is why I said now I gotta go fill autist and start tracking everything so I can put on more weight
>>34948723
n-n-no?
I'm huggable anon, p-pls
At the end of the day although I dislike current bf% I can live with it because although for us it's fat, for normies its not even close
There are abs so I'm "fit" topkek
>>34947547
Not that long luckily. We were married for a little over a year, but were separated for 9+ months of that.
She was awful. But cute blonds with huge tits are sort of my kryptonite. lol
>>34948211
>it makes all my burps taste like root beer for the next 6 hours
Truly dbol is the GOAT
Is Alaskan Assassin still here? I wanted to talk MMA at him.
I had a guy at the gym ask me if I was training to be a fighter, and told me about a bunch of MMA gyms in town.
I don't think I'd be any good at it. But I have a really high pain tolerance, and a very punch-able face.
are we still friends?
>tfw 3 liters of milk per day
such is the way of the bulk, where are my bulking bros at?
>>34949027
Lol Alaskan Assassin? Sounds like a nickname someone I once knew got.
>>34948758
But we're on roids to look like gods to normies not "fit". You can look "fit" riding a bicycle 4 times a week and watching your diet just ever so slightly
>>34949083
no friends on your gym?
>>34948758
Also don't forget to buy a scale to weigh your food. You could be way off from what you're actually eating. At least try that for a few months to get a idea of what things weigh and calories etc.
>>34949075
I'm trying to clean bulk atm. It's not going so great. I'm thinking I might give in and do a dirty bulk. It's winter nobody will see me shirtless r-right?
Jelly of gomad life. I'm lactose intolerant.
>>34949083
>Any recommendations?
The internet.
>>34949120
"dirty bulk", GOMAD is not a dirty bulk if you compare it to what other people eat to bulk.
Also if you are on gear who fucking cares, you can eat a tank.
>>34949120
Just eat more clean food m8
>>34949075
Wew lad
Farting a lot atm
how often can you squat on gear?
~strength for aesthetics crew~
>>34949087
I'm on roids because I want to make gains in a fraction of the time natties do.
Also tren shoulders are nice.
Also it helps my autism a lot.
We all have our own reasons, mine are not as intense as looking like arnie
>>34949103
Yeah that's the plan for next pay day
I'll make sure I'm eating exactly what I should be
what do you guys snack on?
tryna clean bulk and get a lot of cals in but trying to avoid oats/dairy/nuts. dat dere IBS
>>34949083
Mods banned all source talk
>>34949167
Clean bulk just means 300-500 over maintenance.
Dirty is 500+.
It has nothing to do with quality of food. Setting the record straight because this is tickling my autism.
>>34949083
If you're too stupid to find it then you're definitely too stupid to cycle it.
>>34949167
potatoes
dates
Black beans w/ jasmine white rice (soak out the phytonutrients thoroughly)
>>34949075
cant stop farting, captain.
it's gonna be a cold, nogf, winter.
>>34949075
I go through a gallon about every two days.
Milk is GOAT
>>34949152
I squatted everyday for a couple months natty. Given it was really low volume but my squat went up quite a bit and I added a lot of mass to my legs
>>34949188
Quality of food has everything to do with ibs
>>34949209
How do you make beans and rice edible? It's my go to quick snack but it's so fucking boring.
Also are red kidney beans an okay alternative to black beans? Black beans are expensive as fuk in straya for some reason
>>34949209
i forgot about 'taters
brb tater everything
>>34949158
I roid to be a fake natty and make people think I have god genetics
>>34949223
this. i wish I could just do chocolate milk GOMAD
>>34949228
It's just for extra cals if you need them, for me. It's still pretty tasty though. Maybe it's just not your thing.
You can use different spices or melt coconut oil on. I don't know what you like though.
>>34949240
you can make milk taste a lot better with many ingredients.
>>34949135
I should. I'm just a lazy shit when it comes to food prep.
>>34949348
dairy doesn't sit well with me. except for stuff like rice + eggs or anything thats bland basically. greek yogurt is ok. oats make me fart all day - notx Jeff
>>34949387
Based MILK > Rice when bulking.
Fuck rice, only asian fags eat that shit.
Any sups I can take to keep my balls from shrinking during a blast?
>>34949489
HCG
Now for my question. I've always used bulking cycles but want to cut and maintain my muscle. Got test prop and mast prop. Is anavar worth it? It's expensive but I have the cash. Just don't want to add it if it does fuck all. Dbols been great to me and is a fraction of the price.
test
>>34949571
Tren
>>34949609
Mast
fritz is piss
>>34949624
Dayum son. Those legs
>>34949624
Man he must've cried himself to sleep so many times due to those abs
Mirin quads jeebers
>tfw reaching the point where I don't feel broccoli taste anymore
I'M REALLY FEELING IT BROS, I'M GONNA MAKE IT.
Currently running 500/500 test/EQ, on week 9
I was going to add in 300 tren for 8w, but I was thinking or raising the test/EQ to 750 or adding a different compound like mast instead. Advice?
Sdrol pulsed preworkout or regular ED dosing? Any experience?
>>34943155
Also thirsty lifestyle:
>ask bitches straight away if they down to fug
>only talk to hoes i wanna bang
>get almost rapey at parties
>phat dick
>>34949839
Does your squad refer to you as "the thirsty one"?
>>34949839
>ask bitches straight away if they down to fug
Fucking this, if you don't do this then you are wasting your time.
>>34949795
Raise eq and wait a while to see how things go. 800ish. Have you fucked with tren before?
>work in finance
>get enough shekels to be able to afford decent gear
>don't have the fucking time or energy to be able to really utilise them effectively as I work 50 fucking hours a week
what is the point
Wheelchair girl seems kinda dumb 2bh
>>34950118
I don't know what I was thinking man
>>34950143
Just fuck her m9
>>34950158
She lives with her family still and I'm not about to drive to pick her up and bus her back and forth half the time when she's got my seed inside her. I'll keep it on the back burner tho
>>34950096
can you still fuck her
I might try and find me a qt in a chair
>>34950096
Vow of silence?
>>34950236
I don't know man. I haven't asked
>>34950302
That's what I told her for shits and giggles when she asked if she could call me. Honestly idk man
>>34950318
The fuck haha
So you're just fucking with her basically
>>34950400
That's exactly what I'm doing
>>34950431
Dunno Ive always done incline DB usually after benching. I can rep the 110s for 7-8 though.
Where to find gear pls
>>34950610
try it first
Do roids turn you gay?
Think i'm heading to the gay side, brehs ..
if I remember correctly, tren turned MostlyHomo towards men
>>34950096
Did you expect her to be Stephen Hawking level of smarts just because she's in a wheelchair?
>>34950610
335x5
Not sure about my current 1RM havent maxed in a while.
>>34950645
No thats retarded
You were already a faggot bruh roids just make you a bit more aggressive towards what you really want.
>>34943928
Yeah, I wasn't doing enough back work and anything for posterior delts other than facepulls.
Now after six months of just leg work, a tiny old Asian physical therapist lady is telling me my anterior delts are too weak. Fuark.
L-Tyrosine and 5-HTP is the shit.
Fuck stims.
You know, except every few months...
Fuck stims though.
So when people say 'eat clen, tren hard', does this mean they abuse the shit out of clen and tren, therefore basically eating a fuck load of anything they wanted with no calorie goal in mind to be shredded. OR is it a viable cutting method on a low calorie based diet, trying to perverse muscle and losing fat?
>>34950869
It's making fun of "eat clean, train hard"
>>34950869
>So when people say 'eat clen, tren hard'
The only people who say this are retarded internet blowhards who either think theyre cool with this inaccurate tidbit of bodybuilding information or jealous faggots accusing others that look better than them of using roids.
No you cant eat like shit and accidentally your way into aesthetics because you've used tren and clen.
Also thats a terrible goddamn combination of drugs and you deserve to die of a heart attack if you are dumb enough to run the two together.
Trens pretty cool though.
So bros I posted like a week or two ago about how I was propositioned $100 to allow a hipster fag suck my cock for 10 minutes and nothing more nothing less.
Today I was offered a bunch of Pharma test if I allowed a 49 year old discreet gay man to suck me off. Thoughts?
>pic related, it's what he offered
>>34950951
>sperging it's hard
it's a semi amusing pun of 'Eat clean , Train Hard', not actual cycle advice
way to disprove the retarded juicer stereotype though
>>34950975
can confirm that's the real stuff. work in pharm.
>>34950975
>Thoughts?
Roids are cheap
Get a fucking job faggot
First two things that came to mind.
>>34950991
I know what its a pun of.
Still doesnt change the fact its a bunch of retarded kids using exactly the way I just described.
>>34951017
Watson test isn't that cheap though, also hard to find. And I do have a job thank you very much. Funny that you think I even value a manlet who wears red space boots opinion though
>>34950993
I know it is, and I reverse searched the picture and it's really his. He's totally legit I'm just not gay/bi even in the slightest. But I'd love to get some of that Pharma lol, plus I bet I could get him to buy me GH. Should I go g4p and go tru bodybuild mode? That and the GH are the only things missing rn.
>>34950975
Sexual favors for money is shorta sketchy.
'Course if you want your dick sucked, a hole's a hole right? Unless he's got a beard.
Kinda wonder what it's like to get sucked off by a bearded lady now.
>>34951059
Its fairly easy to find and its about 70$ a vial.
If thats worth turning tricks for go ahead. Might want to get a better job though if you're that hard up for cash.
>Funny that you think I even value a manlet who wears red space boots opinion though
Well you got me their
>>34951059
>That and the GH are the only things missing rn.
Who knows maybe you'll get lucky and he'll have aids.
>>34950096
She's just being really tryhard bc she needs to get laid
>>34950676
>tfw what you really want is impossible
Also bump I guess
>>34947957
the good feels is the dbol aromatizing into methylestradiol ;^)
Alright, I popped a viagra 2 hours before I was gonna have sex, and I got nothing. Is my estrogen just tanked to all fuck? I'm cruising on 200mg a week (weak shit I know) and taking 0.25 letro EOD.
anyone near v**gan gains? I have 67 bitcoins I will give you if you wipe the floor with his face. don't kill him just beat him up severely. stuff some bacon down his throat. and put a hot dog up his arse ok?
>>34951017
>manlet with cringey smile and red spaceboots calling someone a faggot
baka desu cant even
>>34951378
Letro is retarded strong, so I'm guessing yes you are tanked.
>>34951418
That's not very nice, senpai.
The world does not need more violence.
>>34950975
are you $100 richer?
>>34948415
you are pathetic dude. I cringe reading your posts and why the fuck are you tripfagging? you've got nothing important to say. you are honestly pathetic as fuck. calling fat people lazy and worthless is fucked up. you think just cause you lift some weights and watch your diet you are somehow worth more as a person than someone who is fat? not everyone is as blessed to be so smart and cool as you to be into fitness. the internet is full of fools like you with your strong beliefs about fat shaming and all that bullshit when in reality if you said any of this shit in public people like me would fucking tune you up just right. I have an over weight family member who I love and adore and she has a great heart and is a good person. if you ever said anything insensitive that would reach her ears I would gladly do some serious jail time to teach you a fucking lesson.
>>34951428
Also, my appetite is non-existent. Like I've had to force feed myself every meal today. Is this a sign of low estro?
>>34951059
>>34951089
TD BTFO
>>34951452
>>34951424
You retards know thats some famous Brazilian bodybuilder right? TD has posted dozens of pics and that looks nothing like him.
>>34948704
he is a shit person, no doubt. its hard to put into words the way I feel about dudes like him these days. these autistic sociopaths learn a little about fitness online and dedicate themselves to it and let their inferiority complexes turn into superiority complexes. nothing will take away the fact that guys like this, beneath the muscle and vanity, and self righteousness, are pathetic empty shells of people. I have family and love in my life, so I don't feel the need to say horrible things about people because of their weight. again, and I mean this sincerely without a hint of sarcasm, none of you pathetic fucks that talk like this would say the shit you say in here IRL cause you are cowards at heart. I make it my mission to put mark ass bitches like you in their place if I ever encounter your spewing hatred anywhere. you make me sick and ashamed to be part of the same gender as you manletgains, you fucking tool.>>34948666
>>34951469
>newfag doesn't know this is trendick
chem confirmed, TD did too.
>>34951447
Very much so, that one is noticable for me along with dry skin, dehydrated feels, irritability and if I do manage an orgasm it'll almost feel like nothing actually happened.
