Are gorillas the master race?
>thick frame
>muscular
>can bench 2000 lbs.
>beats up manlets
>square thick jaw
>You will never witness a gorilla and a bear go all out
I wish I was sick rich and could arrange this somehow. It's my lifelong dream
man Romans had it great, all kinds of neat entertainment in the coliseum
>>34937709
>black
>not natty
>>34937709
> 2'' peenus weenus
sure they are, senpai
>>34937724
A grizzly bear would fucking destroy a gorilla
>>34937756
The grizzly bear would get his shit fucked up to be honest
>>34937756
No it wouldn't, if the gorilla gets a hit in the bear will be unconscious. Then he can bite it's artillery
>>34937776
>>34937796
Da bear has claws/sharp teeth and is still immensely powerful and aggressive
>>34937796
and then it's probably gonna die from eternal bleeding
>>34937709
>>beats up manlets
Their average height is 5'5".
They have an average penis length of 1.5"
They are not master race
>>34937796
>>34937776
Bears are like 3-4 times heavier than gorillas
>>34937796
How much of a moron are you? Gorillas don't go around punching shit like Mike Tyson dumbass. In fact they bite more than anything. Bears are flat out stronger, faster, more aggressive, and territorial than gorillas. Grizzlies specifically weigh like twice as much as the biggest gorillas on average.
You're dumb as fuck if you think a gorilla would even try to fight a bear. They would back off real quick
>>34937849
gorillas have 4.5 average arm length with 1500 pound force time acceleration per arm - one shot to the back, the neck, the head or the snout and its all over for bear
>>34937820
>>34937849
>Shitty arm mobility
>claws not razor sharp
>>34937871
They swing from side retard, they don't punch like boxers. Have you never seen a gorilla swing?
>>34937709
>can't swim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSxqTA-QgqE
Could gorillas escape zoo if they wanted? I realize there are multiple layers of glass but if they form a line and charge one at a time, I believe at like the 5th gorilla they'd break through
>>34937709
>implying
>>34937909
Let's be real here, that glass didn't look that solid. The gorilla didn't even charge, he looked so casual just punching that glass.
humans can beat black bears in 1 on 1 combat, so I don't think gorilla vs grizzly would be that uneven
that being said, a bear is a lot bigger, heavier, and stronger, so unless the gorilla could run around and smack its neck, the bear would win
>>34937756
>>34937776
>>34937796
>>34937820
>>34937849
>>34937871
>>34938007
>yfw da burrs win da superb owl
A bear and a gorilla are thrown into the ocean against a great white... who wins lads?
i would put my life on a moose in rut besting a gorilla
>>34937709
>master race
>literally a subhuman manlet nigger
700lb apex predator master race
>>34938112
There's absolutely NO way the moose would win
even if he got a full charge the gorilla would just grab its horns and throw him over using the momentum. What now?
>>34937882
The strength behind their claws and dominant position could rip out flesh/arms/veins even if they just grab you. . They can be extremely aggressive in defense of their territory and will relentlessly try to kill anything that threatens it. To be honest I don't even think a lion herd would be able to take one down without a shit ton of casualties.
>>34938129
you really underestimate the size of a full grown moose
>>34938089
this wins
>>34938225
>full pod of orcas vs. a great white
weak fags desu
>>34938245
i think theres a video on youtube of an orca killing a great white for food.
it obviously wasnt the first time that animal had done it.
>>34937756
But grizzly bear is so less agile than the gorilla. And their strength difference is not so overwhelming that quickness/agility doesn't affect the outcome
>>34938245
How do great whites breed?
>>34937709
>can bench 2000lbs
{citation needed}
>>34938282
sure thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbCF_n3cCiw
>>34938279
violently
>>34937820
>>34938176
Damn that's some impressive mass there. Mirin hard.
Imagine our poor ancestors that had to deal with these beasts
>>34938297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38q2fDtDDvM
>>34937885
Gorillas fon't punch at all you fucking idiot. Have you seen two gorillas fight? They don't punch each other dipshit. They grab and maul
>>34938112
Are you a Canadian?
>>34938176
Grizzlies have no natural predator in their environment just like Gorillas. The difference between Gorillas and Grizzlies though is that Grizzlies are born predators. Gorillas respond to the need of their social hierarchy which makes them weak. Full grown male Grizzlies are independently fierce and will try to kill anything that challenges them. The only thing that can kill full grown Grizzly bears is a human being with a big ass rifle.
>>34937709
>>34937796
Gorillas literally do not possess the body mechanic of pushing or punching with any appreciative force. Do your fucking research.
No way this thing could kill a Silverback gorilla in his prime.
>>34938605
that's like something straight from my nightmares
>>34937709
>implying humans aren't.
>>34937838
Also they don't have guns, and are still in the foodchain, so no. Not master race. Period.
>>34938125
Shit posting on a danish sunflower farming forum
>>34938176
It's called a pride. Not a herd.
>>34938605
Black bear < Silverback Gorrilla
Grizzly Bear ≥ Silverback Gorrilla
Polar Bear > Silverback Gorrilla
>these morons ITT who think a fat monkey can take on something that weighs as much as a piano with velociraptor claws
People on /fit/ are pretty retarded desu. A full grown adult gorilla is like 350-400 pounds. A full grown grizzly is between 1000-1100 and as big as 1400 pounds.
That amount of mass difference is going to be a huge factor, and anyone who says a bear isn't agile clearly doesn't live around them. Not only do they have a max top speed of 30 mph, but they can easily climb trees despite weighing 1400 fucking pounds. That is a clear testament to their IMMENSE strength.
This is like Bruce Lee vs the Mountain that Rides.
>>34938868
Sorry, my reading was off. 1400 lbs isn't the max size for a Kodiac, just the average size of an adult male at peak times. There have been recorded Kodiacs as large as 2000 lbs.
2000 FUCKING lbs.
>>34938112
Yes. 100%. Literally the only animal on planet earth I truly fear. Bull Moose will fuck you the fuck up.
>>34938970
Oh good the mentally ill twink is here
>>34938970
>being a vegan faggot
>>34938868
Maybe a hippo then? Or an angry male elephant?
>>34938245
https://youtu.be/mncKr5aOgCA
>>34939048
BOOOOOOOOM
Animals are so fuckin cool.
>>34938125
Only apex predator is a human, we dont have a natural predator and we are natural predator of all life on earth.
What use is a claw or extreme gorilla str or fangs when I can shoot with a bow, stab with a spear or launch a nuclear missile.
>>34937796
>eternal bleeding
>>34937796
>bite it's artillery
>Bears have artillery
>Bears bleed eternally
But a gorilla can't even get close enough to make a bear bleed if the bear has artillery.
gg Gorillas
>>34939194
Holy hell I had a good keking. Thanks m8.
>>34937709
No shit. Gorillas are vegan
Team Bear>>34937709
>>34939235
Gorillas actually eat insects and some small bits of meat.
>>34939162
Gorilla here . You and me 1v1 faggit . Let's see who wins then. Apex my ass
>>34939235
amazing bait my friend
>>34939378
All I have to do is stare you in the eye to stop your charge you roided fag.
>>34939048
Killer whales hunt in pods and form bonds. Great White sharks are fiercely independent and the big ones will fight.
>>34939025
Le autism meme.. dank bro I still own you :^P
