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Femanon here,
tldr; where can I find a /fit/ bf who likes high test womyn? (I ain't fat, but it's bulking season so ass and thighs has it. Feels pear, man.)

I just wanna cook broccoli together, calculate macros with me and spot my squats. And ofc have sweaty high test sex after lifting.

Ain't easy to find such men. Doesn't have to be physically zyzz tier, but some sort of muscles and a similar lifestyle would be goat.

So, how?
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>>34913748
At the gym.
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>>34913748
>>34913757
as the anon said, talk to any guy at the gym who has the minimal amount of muscle acceptable to you, and give the guy a bit of leeway if he spergs out.
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>>34913776

90% will sperg out.

Only 10% have autism.

The rest are just temporarily autistic when meeting a new girl.
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>>34913748

>MONTREAL
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going to the gym tonight in case youre there
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>>34913776
>>34913757
Da fuq I'm going to say? Where I come from we don't talk to strangers unless we are drunk af.

And asking some cutie to spot my squats, I'd prob just fart out of autism desu.
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>>34913841

regardless of how much you "fart out of autism", I guarantee you will still have the upper hand.

a man will revere you the moment you say hello to him. da power of pussy, baby.
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>>34913841
Where u from lass?
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PLS BE NEWCASTLE

I fall in love with any decently attractive gril who smiles at me desu. Just do that, then say hi. I'd be putty in your hands.
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>>34913841
Some people are able to pull it off, but bear in mind that I've always assumed everyone is there to get shit done. I still have to level up my social skills.

Anywho, the only way I've ever gotten to know a few girls at my gym was when they asked to work in with me. It was kind of a good excuse to chit-chat and ask their name. Now I get to say hi or wave whenever I see them. That's my recommendation to you.
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>>34913858
For real?

I was just wondering if these men has been hitting on me
>one said my technique looked great and that I can lift more than most men (not true, I was just warming up with nothing but the bar.)
>dude asked me to spot his bench press
>dude asked if I've seen his water bottle
>dude asked if he can take some hand weight I wasn't even using

Always the different guy, but just wondering if that's how men sneakily approach womyn at the gym or what.

>>34913879
Northern islamic caliphate of Sweden reporting in
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>>34913897

>Always the different guy, but just wondering if that's how men sneakily approach womyn at the gym or what

it's very possible that they were using that as a way to break the ice, yes. post pic and we'll tell you if they were hitting on you.
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>>34913897
first guy maybe, rest are just usual gym interaction
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>>34913897
>dude asked if I've seen his water bottle
kek you're in brah
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post ass
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>>34913897
>water bottle
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>>34913897
first guy was joking, clearly...

youre a dense motherfucker
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>>34913915
Yeah, I thought so. So what would prevent the guys to feel the same way? Can't go on full hitting on mode, not that I ever really went but especially at the gym. And how would that even happen? "heyyyyyyy can I get you something? a banana? a recovery shake? you come here often, huh?"
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>>34913928
>implying the 1 billion DYELs in China and Africa don't put her in the 51st percentile of strength
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>>34913748
What country?
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>>34913928
>Swedish men
>Making jokes
Chose one (1)

>>34913927
You think that he actually meant his benis? :D
What a smart allegory.
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>>34913969
>You think that he actually meant his benis?
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>>34913897
var i sverige bor du då?
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>>34913986
le hitting on you in your language meem
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>>34913986
i Sthlm, själv då?
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>>34914027
nej men seriöst vart bor du då? Sverige är ett stort land. Går ju inte att gymma med dig om du bor på andra sidan landet.
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>>34913748

Are you at all attractive? If not, then it's all a moot point.
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>>34914041
Jaha, nej då går det ju inte, känner en snubbe i stockholm som är rätt seriös i sin träning dock...
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>>34914051
det var inte jag, jag redan sa att jag bor i Sthlm.

>>34914052
bretty goat, depends who you ask but facial aesthetics maybe 3,5/5? Not fugly, at least in a way that bebes would start crying every time when they saw me.
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>>34914085

If you really were a 7/10 you wouldn't have trouble finding a bf who lifts, trust me.
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>>34913748
L O N D O N
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>>34913748
Take your filthy 3D elsewhere. I lift for my waifu.
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>>34914118
I don't have trouble finding guys, but it's hard to find guys who share similar lifestyle.

>>34914130
careful, she might get jelly if you get too big and fit
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>>34913897
U P P S A L A
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>>34913822
Fuck off faggot, what gym do you liftan? Are there proforms in mtl?
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>>34914146
Mfw bitches think I'm joking. I lift to keep myself healthy enough to survive to the singularity.

3D is PD
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>>34913822
She's mine bro
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>>34913748
we will need a pick
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>>34913942
I keked
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>>34914146

Most guys who go to the gym started as insecure sperglords who were after girls, so just complimenting him on his form/body will hit a soft spot most of time. Then casual chit chat about lifts/routines and everyday stuff should get the ball rolling. Just don't make it too sexual or you will activate his inner chimp that always has a radar on for cock-thirsty sluts to pump and dump (source: ex-insecure sperglord).
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approach someone the same way you do anyone at the gym, if theyre doing a lift you wanna train ask if you can work in etc. There'll be times when youre both resting when you can just chat, shit like how you're training etc and more general stuff.
>tfw im a guy whos actually pretty good at starting conversations and holding them with random women but doesn't know how to close the deal
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>>34913748
pic of body or get out u idiot
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>30 posts in and no pic of ass
>idiots are still responding to the thread
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>>34913748
>Femanon here,
>tldr; where can I find a /fit/ bf who likes high test womyn?
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>>34914294

This. Seriously.
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>>34914041
i city eller utanför??
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>>34913748
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>>34914146
I can be your wingman

SATS
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>>34913858
I lost it when I read the "fart out of autism" in quotes
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Man, I am really interested.
Sadly I have changed my workout to bodyweight for now, until I have the forearms I need to grab longer.
And I am in Germany, so it'S even worse.
I am sure there's no one that would be interested.
Good luck to you though.
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>>34913748

it's literally this easy:

>post here the name of the gym you go to
>meet up with almost too perfect /fit/izen
>get chopped into pieces and put in his car trunk because his only flaw was his sociopathic thirst for hight test blood
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>>34914430

Can't go wrong with this one.
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>>34914085

>out of 5

jesus fuck, i dint know girls could be this autistic
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>>34914066
LOL, var tränar du någonstans?
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>>34914430
>>34914493
Perfect plan
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>>34914041
Jag bor i stockholm, kör på 24 7 fitness. Hur gammal är du? Bild?
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>>34914168
Vem /uppsala/ här? Var tränar ni nånstans? Känner ni latsbro?
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>>34914995
OMG OMG OMG OMG WE ACTUALLY GO TO THE SAME GYM, AM I WATERBOY? WE MAY NEVER KNOW /FIT/ 24/7 fittness vid medborgaråöatsen?
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>>34915011
Nej, längre norrut. Är du full? Du verkar inte må helt 100
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>>34915025
Nej, bara autistisk.
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>>34915006
ParsaPower bror, nej men tror han tränar på UTK
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Bork bork bork
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>>34915051
Vad gör du uppe vid denna timme, är du ute? Jag spydde precis ner toaletten på vdala, känns dåligt mannen
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fuck off attention whore
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>>34915033
Langa bild då
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>>34915115
Kom igen, op, jag tror att folk är mer intresserade utav ditt utseende ;)
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>>34913807
m..muh dick
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>>34913942
>China and Africa
>doesn't even mention India

It's like you don't even poo in the loo
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Just be my gf
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>>34913897
OMG SVEDDISH SNAPA MIG SNYGGDAVID 30SLAK BTW
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Varför kör vi ingen Sverige-meetup? Verkar fan finnas ton med svenskar här, trots att det är halv 4 på natten.
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>>34915289
Styr upp du då, jag är på
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>>34915309
Ok
Fika i uppsala kl 5 imorgon? Café Linné
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>de besöker inte /sverigetråden/ på /int/
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>>34915387
>svt
>inte lyfter ni ens-autister som grupprunkar SD
Välj en och endast en
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>>34915394
då väljer jag svt? jag tror du gör detta fel
de flesta där ogillar ju SD och är rena rama nassar
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>>34914199
>implying, given the choice, she'd even want to be with an autistic faggot like you and not chad

Have you 2D waifu faggots even considered that?
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I just want a qt gf what will let me put my penis in her vagina.
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>>34915420
Är det så? Har inte varit där sen valtider och då var 9/10 inlägg om jimmy. Är trans-snubblarna kvar?
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>>34915437
>Är trans-snubblarna kvar?
nää de stack när stormbögs-armén invaderade efter m00t blåste /pol/ åt helvete. ganska trevlig stämning ändå
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>>34914051
>>34913986
>>34914041
>>34914085
>>34914995
>>34915006
>>34915025
>>34915033
>>34915051
>>34915070
>>34915124
>>34915238
>>34915289
>>34915309
>>34915318
>>34915387
>>34915394
>>34915420
>>34915437
>>34915515
Why the fuck do people feel the need to post in other languages as soon as they find other people that do? It's a public image board, post in a proper language.
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>>34913748
Pls be in London
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>>34917001
I've wondered this as well but then again I always post in my native language whenever anyone posts in it, which is very rare anyway
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OP fuck's wrong with you do the same thing mother nature intended punch males until you can find one that doesn't feel your puny punches odds are he is high test and will fall in love with you for that reason.
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>scrolling through catalog, see typical "I'm a grill :)" thread
>almost 100 replies in, no pics of said high test girl
Disappointed. Sage goes in all fields
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>>34917101
What compels people to do it though? Is it really that exciting to find someone who can talk in your language?
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>>34913748
>tldr; where can I find a /fit/ bf who likes high test womyn? (I ain't fat, but it's bulking season so ass and thighs has it. Feels pear, man.)
I have the same body type. Also want the same thing but it takes too much god damn effort.

>>34913757
All of the guys at the gym who aren't DYELs or annoying have girlfriends/wives already or don't want relationships. The rest who are single may be attractive and may hit on you, but you can tell they're single for a reason; they're fucking weird (not always autistic).

>>34913884
UK? Pic?
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>>34917175
Don't complain that top tier people aren't approaching you, when you've said yourself it's too much effort to actually attract them. Because literally no-one attracts people like that without a lot of work, those people themselves are working hard to be that, and attract other people on the same level.

Also, they're approaching you in a gym, no shit they're going to be awkward, literally anyone would.


Why are women so entitled?
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>>34917215
By effort I meant going on dates, making time for them, replying to their texts promptly, etc.

Don't get me wrong here anon, I get attractive people approaching me because I put a lot of effort into my personality, hobbies, and appearance, but nothing else drags me in. There's plenty of pretty faces and bodies but finding someone with some actual substance who I'd want to date is rare.

As for entitlement? Probably, I realise my standards are too high but I'd rather be alone than unhappy. At least you don't get women shooting up schools because tfw no bf.
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>>34917250
what are your hobbies?

>inb4 traveling
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>>34913748
spoiler alert, you are fat.
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>>34917250
So, you're just bitching that you aren't putting the effort into it then, and that people aren't actually interested in a one sided thing?

It's really not that hard to find someone you enjoy being around and find attractive, not everyone you date needs to be your partner for life.

Also, it's entitlement because you're complaining about people seeming shallow to you because you're not actually putting in any effort to get to know them. It's not their job to entertain you, so it's not unreasonable at all that someone would stop putting in the effort to be interesting when you aren't putting in effort for them either.

What do you count as substance, anyway?
Also, name one guy who ever shot up a school because of tfw no gf.
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>>34917307
>Also, name one guy who ever shot up a school because of tfw no gf.
Elliot Rodger. Any mass shooting ever. They all complain about being virgins.

>It's really not that hard to find someone you enjoy being around and find attractive, not everyone you date needs to be your partner for life.
Depends on where you live. I know it's not their job to entertain me, but most people around here are alcoholics, like to party, and do all of that sort of thing which is fine but isn't something I'm interested in. It's not so much bitching or an issue with them. Again, I'm fine with being single, and yes I acknowledge it's likely my fault because I don't get out that much aside from the gym, uni, and friend's places. I've found a few people who I'd be compatible with who just don't want relationships too which is perfectly okay. Just a matter of finding someone who is compatible. Doesn't have to be a life partner, but I'm a little sick of wasting my time screwing people I don't care about.

Substance = have enough in their lives to not routinely complain, bring up, or spread trivial issues.
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Another swedish femanon reporting in.
Läget, /fit/?
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>>34914321
Well, yeah. I ain't using this as a dating site or showing any pics, so that's about the attention seeking. Just generally looking for advices.

>>34914358
jap, mitt i stan, nästan.

>>34914995
Okej, kör själv på sats. Och är 23 års gammal. Undrar om alla /fi/ killar är runt 15?

>>34915238
fan, vet du. tycker att jag känner dig. från tinder. :DD
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>>34917421
I was actually going to mention that Elliot Rodger wasn't an example, because not only did he not shoot up a school, his motivations weren't tfw no gf. They were related to women, sure, but wasn't about whether he could get a girl or not.

And most of the major school shooters weren't even adults, so I don't entirely know if saying that women are less entitled than mentally ill adolescents is a good point to make.

>Depends on where you live
Nah, it's not so much about where you live, as long as you're in a first world country at least, it's about who you socialise with. I'll agree it can be fucking impossible to find people you'd even consider dating in a lot of groups, but all that means to me is that you're not compatible with that group of people.

All I'm trying to say is that it's completely unfair to say that people aren't interesting enough for you when you aren't putting in effort, and you're completely discounting an entire group of people based on first impressions. If you're unhappy with the situation you're in, don't blame other people for it, it's not their fault they aren't compatible with you, it's up to you to try something different.

And which is it, do you have a lot of hobbies and are an interesting person, or are you someone who just goes to the gym, uni and friends places. You can't be both, I'm boring as fuck and I still go to more places than that, and pretty much the only hobbies I have are archery and guitar (lifting isn't a hobby btw). Same with saying you're fine being alone and then complaining that the right people aren't hitting on you.


People bitch about stuff, as well, literally everyone ever bitches about stupid shit at points, that's humanity for you. You're doing it now, I'm doing it now, fucking everyone does it.
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>>34917530
OP, so not that poster you replied to, but I agree with her. It's not easy to find dateable men. Nor someone you'd fall for.
>inb4 picky
Not especially, it's rarely the looks that gets me off. Just the person's personality and overall life choices are not matching with mine. And I don't have interests to text until infinity and try to date new guys if I'm actually not interested.
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>>34917561
That's not true at all though, it's easy enough to find someone you enjoy being around and are sexually attracted to. You're not going to fall in love with someone within the first few weeks of knowing them though, your expectations are too high if you're expecting that.

And if that person's personality and life choices aren't compatible with you, as I said, you're talking to the wrong people, in the wrong groups, there's a reason social groups tend to be comprised almost exclusively of a certain type of person.
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>>34917586
>>34917530

>using logic talking to women

You're not gonna make it brah. I'm almost 26 and I can count on one hand how many "interesting" women I've met my entire life. Their "hobbies" and "interests" are like a child's favourite toy, it changes every week
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>>34917586
Yeah well, I can say that I see attractive men daily, who I could consider dating just based on their looks. But I don't exactly get to know new men that often. I feel like that without Tinder or running to bars (not doing neither of those anymore) there's just no interaction going on what so ever.
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>>34917530
>don't blame other people for it
I'm not really, as I said it's likely my own fault. It's not like I haven't met people I'm interested in, it's just that it's been at points in my life or their life where a relationship hasn't been viable. Only recently I've decided I want one again. It's not that I'm unwilling to put in effort, but I'd rather put effort into other avenues of my life. Of course I go to more places than that but I worry about divulging too much information on 4chan.
>>34917561 has it right; a lot of guys will just text a lot. I'm not saying all men are like this, but there are a lot.

>>34917615
>>using logic talking to women
>I can count on one hand how many "interesting" women I've met my entire life
Aren't you literally doing the exact same illogical thing I was doing, but with the genders reversed? How does his advice apply to you any less? Wouldn't that make you just as illogical as you think women are?
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>>34917625
I second that; attractive men are rare because there's not the same pressure on men as there is on women to put effort into their appearance.
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>>34917662

what the fuck?

men have to look good because we do all the chasing, while girls just sit on their ass and pick.
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>>34917662
Wut? I just said, that I see a lot of attractive men on daily basis.

But maybe that's just Sweden.

Another thingy is, how to get to know them, since we don't interact without a reason.
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>>34917657

You clearly cannot read. I'm implying its pointless to give women advice cuz you don't have a clue what you want. Your mind is comparable to that of a child's.

But I can assure you one trait you'll find very "attractive" and "interesting" in a man is the one where he buys you expensive gifts and takes you on vacation every couple months
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>>34917167
>says the american who only speaks one language
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>>34917662
>there's not the same pressure on men as there is on women to put effort into their appearance.
>women to put effort into their appearance.
>effort into their appearance.

That just proves men are better looking than women you dumb cunt
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>>34917625
Welcome to normal human interaction, you have to put yourself out there to meet new people,and you're evidently not doing that. The fact that you're not actually interacting with people at all says more about you than anything though. If you don't have any hobbies or anything interesting about you, you won't ever have reasons to interact with people, people with hobbies meet new people all the time.

I mean, fuck, as I said, I'm boring as fuck, and even I have conversations with randoms when I'm picking up strings or looking for a new guitar when I'm at the music store, if you have reasons to talk to people, you will. No-one talks to strangers they see on a street.


>>34917657
But you are. You're claiming that they're too boring for you, or that they just seem weird, based on passing meetings.

>Of course I go to more places than that but I worry about divulging too much information on 4chan.

Yeah, because the notorious hacker only known as 4chan is going to track you down if you say you're into rock climbing and landscape sketching.

What do you expect them to do if you're not interested in making time for them, either? There's literally no other option.


>>34917662
Are you fucking kidding me? Both genders have incredible amounts of pressure to look good, men just have less tools to do so compared to women, and the standards are much, much higher.
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>>34917701
I'm Australian you euro-centric kek.
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Why do women bitch about most men being not interesting and boring when the only interesting thing about them is the fact they got tits and a vagina?
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>>34917714
>Welcome to normal human interaction, you have to put yourself out there to meet new people
What my hobbies are
>lifting
>reading
>football, but naturally is a girl's team since I'm one myself

So I got hobbies and interests, I go to football matches, have dinners with my friends etc, but there's no normal way to start a conversation with people there. Really.

>>34917737
She was the one complaining. I'm not expecting a man to be super exciting or extreme, not at all. All I want is that we click, mutually. But it doesn't seem to happen that often. I find it hard to develop romantic interests on anyone really.
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>>34917751
Lifting isn't really a hobby, imo, it's much more of a lifestyle decision than a hobby, doesn't make you more interesting.

Reading as a hobby is only interesting to people if you're actively involved in it somehow, spend time at a library or something at the very least, and make sure to read classics as well as modern stuff (which can be just as great a read, don't get me wrong).

Football is easy enough to socialise within though, get the other girls to invite you to stuff, and meet people at that.

And as I said, you have to put yourself out there to interact with them. Be in situations where you have stuff to talk about. I mean, fuck, I was at a party the other day, and ended up hooking up with a chick over something as simple as I said how annoying it was that my name sounded like something, and she said she had the same issue. That's literally all it takes to start a conversation with someone. At a music store, ask someone for advice with something to do with whatever your instrument is if they're obviously interested in that. Put yourself out there and it's easy to find shit to talk about with people.
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>>34917751
>I go to football matches
>but there's no normal way to start a conversation with people there
bitch please

When me and my friends go to sports events (or concerts, or anything similar), I always try to strike up conversations with the people around me. It's easy as fuck
>that was a great goal
>that referee is a cunt
>oh man this is my favorite song
>and so on

I'm from Sweden as well, so don't pull that "we don't talk to strangers here" bullshit. Perhaps you don't, but others do.
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>>34913748
I've dated powerlifter and bodybuilders, but none of that matters. As long as they take good care of yourself, not overly sensitive about stupid little shits and have good personality I would date.
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>>34917804
Really? I've never really noticed Swedes doing this with the opposite sex, since it just makes you look like you were hitting on them. It's an unwritten social rule. I do talk with other, I'm a talkactive person, but with other females only.

>>34917813
Yeah honestly I wouldn't be interested to date an actual bodybuilder either, just cause people are rarely bodybuilders and intelligent.
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>>34917834
Have you considered that you're just assuming it's a rule? Maybe what people see as just normal conversation, you're viewing as hitting on them.

>people are rarely bodybuilders and intelligent.
You have no idea what you're talking about at all. There's literally no reason that a bodybuilder would be dumber than anyone else, if anything they'd be smarter, the successful ones know a shit tonne about nutrition, lifting and roids.
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>>34917834
You're still young enough so that making new friends easy.
Talk to people, form new connections, get invited into their social circle. Might find a guy there, might not.
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>>34917935
>>34917935
>You have no idea what you're talking about at all

Not saying that lifting makes you stupid, but generally people with busy life, work and so on don't have the time and energy to put 100% effort to lifting in a professional matter. Sure there are those men who are doctors and professional bodybuilder, but usually it doesn't quite work like that.

And I rather take the engineer with rather ok diet and physic than the HC weighlifter who only lives for lifting. (Being educated myself, I prefer similar men.)
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>>34917958
No-one's talking about Mr Olympia contestants, but there's no reason at all that an incredibly intelligent person couldn't lift seriously as well as have a career. Business isn't an indicator of intelligence, at all. The doctor I see only works two days a week, and he's got a bachelor of surgery, medicine, and biology, and is known as one of the better doctors in the state. Surely 5 days a week would be plenty of time to lift seriously, if he decided to? Some of the most intelligent people I've ever known have nothing but time on their hands as a result of that, really.

Seriously though, from this thread alone, you need to spend some serious time looking at yourself, because you've pretty much just made a heap of assumptions about people "They have no substance, they're weird, bodybuilders are dumb" based on pretty much nothing, and have acted kind of arrogant as well. I mean this in the nicest way possible, but maybe the reason you're not clicking with people isn't their fault, it's yours. Going to the gym alone is pointless if you don't also work on yourself as a person, don't you think?
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>>34917958
Gick ett år på gymnasiet och pluggade folkhögskola i 2,5 år 4 år senare, är jag smart nog? :^)
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>>34918076
Hold kjeft for helvete å skriv på engelsk din beta rævslikker
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>>34918092
Du har den enda röven jag aldrig skulle slicka
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Bilder för fan
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>>34918092
>å skriv
Du burde ha fulgt med i norsktimene Per Ove
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>>34913939
>Hey baby want a kiss?

If they say hell yeah you just go for it.

If they seem weirded out or say no you just laugh at, and mock them. Make it sound like you were making a joke they didn't get and use it to mock them on both points.

Be sure to assert that your clit is bigger than their penis.
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>>34917723
Then apply yourself and learn another language. No need to blame the world for your own laziness and incompetence desu senpai.
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>>34917935
Dr Stoppani is a doctor, and is smarter than you and the best and most successful bodybuilder known the man.
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>>34913897
Ah yes, the old "have you seen my water bottle?" Technique. Gets me pussy all the time
They never see it comin
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>>34918651
works even better if you're saying it in a high pitch voice while at the brink of tears. Expect mad quim
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>>34917001
>proper language.
Hello /pol/
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>>34913748
>wants a /fit/izen
>wants to put in no effort to get one
Fuck off.
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>>34917512
Hahaha seriöst? Vad heter du
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>>34918786

Magnus Swolsson
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S O L N A
O
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A

Snälla svara.
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Ayo gurl I got dat broccoli and bacon gratin a-baking in the oven lemme holla @you
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>>34914199
>mfw I'll never survive to the singularity
>mfw le ancient I have no face maymay
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>>34913757
ubi se muslimančino raspala
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Not op but I have some questions regarding a qt guy at my gym (I'm a grill).

he:
>asks me questions about my routine
>where i study/live/age, personal stuff, talks to me about his personal stuff too
>compliments my form
>offers to spot me
>is willing to sit and talk to me in between sets
>hi, bye, small talk
>asks me if i have a day off when I'm at the gym
>sexual tension is 10/10, but I don't know if that's just me
>but when the gym is packed we don't talk much.

What % chance is there that he likes me?

Would bf with the force of 1000 suns t.bh
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>>34919497
there's a hundred percent chance you fucking autist. grills can be such betas sometimes.... just give him your number and he'll take care of the rest. thus is the social norm. you barely have to do shit.
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>>34919497
Prob an 80% chance

Post a pic of your body and I'll be able to give a more accurate rating
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>>34919574
I don't want to get recognized. I look very similar to pic related. It doesn't matter though, I always wear sweatpants and a normal tshirt so it's not like my ass is out.
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>>34915426
You just wanting that is the reason you don't have a gf you fucking beta.
You can't guilttrip a girl into a relationship.
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>>34919497
You've basically rejected him already so he's friendzoned you. He won't make a move at this point if there was no reciprocation from you for this long he considers you a platonic friend and is dating other girls, he might consider you a backup and will only regain sexual interest if you make it obvious.
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>>34919728
>You've basically rejected him already
How so?
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>>34919741
I'm sure not all guys think like me, but...

If I meet a girl I'm sexually interested in I will try to ask her out the first time I talk to her. I only do that if she shows obvious body language signs that she reciprocates my attraction.

Otherwise I assume she is just being nice and I might become friends with her (or in general more like "friendly" acquaintances than actual friends) if I find her interesting, but I'll find other women to actually date.

Chances are he probably thinks you have a boyfriend too or some other interest/crush at this point.

Alternatively he might have a girlfriend and is keeping friendly with you as a backup interest.
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>>34919830
Well there have been signs for months but I've always been the typical beta girl thinking "the gym's too packed so I can't say anything".

Sometimes when we're alone in the gym it feels like he wants to ask me out and tries to edge towards it but chickens out at the end or someone walks in.

Only recently I've started to try to reciprocate in a clear way. The other day the gym was packed but I walked up to him and started flirting anyway.
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>>34919900
Jesus you two are autistic. Why do you care if there are other people around you?

Just ask if he's free for coffee sometime christ it's not like you're going to fuck then and there.

Doesn't sound like he has a gf, he's just autistic.
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look no further, for i shall dateth you fair maiden
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>>34919985
He's confident around others but does get a bit autistic around me, it's qt af. Alright, I'll acquire my target the next time I see him.
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>>34918525
Yeah, ofc there are those rare cases, but I have noticed that usually the ones who are the ones most into fitness, only tends to improve theirselves on that level. And as said, I'm getting my uni degree so I really think I have more in common with someone who studies at KTH or something. +I found intelligence very sexy. Also, guys and girls too who are giving it 100% are usually pretty uptight borderline-eating disorder people.

And honestly, I don't find HC bodybuilders the most attractive ones either. Have some muscles, know what you are doing and share a similar lifestyle with me and we'll be a great match.

>>34919321
Nope.

>>34918755
Didn't say that, but if I'm about to approach someone at a gym, I gotta be really sensitive. Otherwise it would be superawkward to see each others there later on.

And yeah I'm a gurl after all, I prefer getting the kinds of advices how I'm gonna send him telepathic messages and make him approach me.
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>>34918932
kom igen säg nu
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>>34920707
Kommer inte att berättä, för att det är ingen vanlig namn.
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>>34920741
Har vi matchats ens eller hur fan minns du mig från tinder
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>>34920863
aa det har vi, men det var längesen. tycker att vi har pratat också

lol
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>>34920936
Haha va, skriv igen då
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>>34920976
nej tack, du verkade va lite "off"

no hard feelings
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>>34921019
haha wow, du skrev först va?
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>>34921019
Tror inte jag är killen, använder knappt tinder så jag borde kommit ihåg dig, rätt så säker på att jag aldrig snackat med en 23 åring heller
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>>34913748

>Bulking
>On broccoli
>Is fat

All three of these don't make any sense together
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>>34913748
L-london?

>tfw no gf to shitpost with on /fit/
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>>34913748
on /fit/
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>>34913748
post pic of body and location
I guarantee you there are at least a couple of fitizens who are in the same locaion and have good enough body and are interested in you
then you decide
/fit hookup and fitness
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>>34919636
Just blur your face ;)
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So this fat bitch still hasn't posted a single picture and y'll cowards still posting in this "bait" thread.
Jesus christ americans please get your women to do fork downs and not eating like shit instead of rationalizing the fact that your women are becoming whales by spamming the high test meme.
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>>34913748
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>>34922704
This, nothing to lose tbqh family
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>>34913748
I'm studying abroad in Sweden next semester. are there many girls like you? I've been looking for a high test Viking babe
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>>34924443
Sorry but they are all taken by Ahmed and Mohammed
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>>34925680
umad? they will take ur vikings girls, breed them, and make their sons named mohammed aswell :)
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>>34926148
No its ok I want them too
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>>34917714
>landscape sketching
And who dont love some landscape sketching, nigga?

I always ask girls if they like it. If they say no, I jusr break up them them.

Girls that are not into landscape sketching are no wife material.
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fanny ohrenberg?
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>>34917510
Bra, själv? Ligga?
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>>34917307
"nice guy" in the house
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>>34931872
Hmm, kanske det.. Men först, lyfta?
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>>34919497

The chance he likes you is 110%. I'm not even trolling.

>but why hasn't he made a clear move yet?

Look around this thread and you'll find the answer. Spoiler Alert: extreme autism
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>>34913897
hey slut, do you like anime or videogames?
what are your hobbies besides of lifting heavy things and putting them down?
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>>34933185
hmm, kanske det.. vart bor du?
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>>34933185

Hur mycket lyfter du?
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Jesus fuck anons stop responding to this attention whore.
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>>34915387
>1%
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>>34934116
>swedish girls
>liking videogames

She is nor norwigian, you moron.
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>>34914995
Topkek, är på 24/7 nu i farsta
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>>34920976
>>34921019

>lyst til å date en fra /fit/
>virker litt off

Du kan ikke få det ene uten det andre.
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>>34917510
Bild och tidstämpel, annars skitsnack
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>>34915387
oh god im doing no fap but id fuck the shit outta him/her/it/whatever

>profuse sweating
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