I need to beat the ass of someone that is taller and heavier than me who has MMA training...
What kind of weapon should I bring? I do not want to kill him , just teach him a lesson.
y r u mad? srs
>>34906838
He raped my girlfriend. She doesn't want to go to the cops about it and asked me to deal with it.
Your superior intellect is all you need.
An asp. Bring that.
A baseball bat. There is a video of some guy beating seven people with a aluminum baseball bat. It was a narrow street so he cracked a couple of them pretty hard and got away.
>>34906848
you've gotta be fucking kidding me...
>>34906848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRAAdaiG3A I mean he's a beta but he's also a psycho so his advice may be good
>>34906848
>She doesn't want to go to the cops about it and asked me to deal with it.
I'd take a line of meth for extra edge, optional though, use zippo plus deodorant combo followed by beating with base at bat desu. Approach persona on friendly terms, maybe light a cigarette or something with zippo then follow with flamethrower to face. Take that time while he is shocked to hit with blunt object idk something along the lines I guess. Sources : I never had an easy childhood lol
>>34906835
ITT: /fit/izen's girlfriend fucked a Chad and wants to get Anon killed or carted off to jail so she doesn't have to deal with him sending her "pls come back" texts when she leaves for the aforementioned Chad.
>>34906848
>Bigger taller chad fucks her on a night out while she is being wild
>instantly regrets her whore ways
>clams he raped her after he popped off all kinds of nuts in that cum rag
>doesn't want the cops involved because she is in the wrong
that is just her whore way of saying i fucked another guy but, she doesn't want to tell you she actually cheated on you.
>>34906835
>>34906848
>>34906896
>>34907491
>>34907536
Have to agree with the guise. She cheated on you and doesn't want to take responsibility, hence no police. Would get caught.
She wants to keep you mad. Emotional. Irrational.
And you're the one taking the hit. Let's imagine you'd actually pull this beat-up off and don't get yourself broken. Safe to say you're going to prison. Getting raped daily by some mexican named Jesus.
Worth it? No.
Take it to the authorities. If the justice system fails and you clearly see it, then go ahead. Make your own justice. Highly likely she's gonna crack and confess making this shit up.
Don't throw your life away, anon.
MMA is not fighting.
>>34908626
>mfw this nigger
tricep rope
jesus, c'mon OP
>>34906848
Shes lying you fucking beta moron
>>34906848
Since you can't know who did what then just kill them both to be safe.
>>34906835
Could any femanons weigh in on this? Not op but if a girl says she was raped by an ex or something while she is dating you and doesn't go to the police is she just being a slut and lying or is this thread just being r9k?
>>34906835
You don't really believe her right, you can't be this stupid? baka
>>34906835
>taller
>stronger
>MMA
Sorry m80. Physically you have no chance
A knife might not even be much help
>>>/r9k/
>>34906848
I guess you could Kill him if you think you can survive in jail
Just a reminder jail is a lot worse then in the shows.
Crimes of Passion are significantly less punished than premeditated
Plus a jury with women will sympathise with you.
>>34909656
>gf said ex came to our house and raped her because he was jealous of our new life
>dumb bitch forgot about my security system because city life
>cameras show her inviting him in and making out with him in the living room
I kicked her out since everything was under my name
Last I heard she was homeless, addicted to vicodin and giving handjobs to strangers for quarters lmao
>>34908395
This
>>34909859
Eyyy
>>34909859
Be a lot cooler without the anime bro, your over 18 right? Why are you still watching cartoons for middle schoolers?
>>34910186
Anime is cool
Penis Enis
penis enis menis got atack of chickens
>>34910293
Bro nothing gets the ladies wetter than when I tell them I watch Chinese cartoons.>>34909656
Bumping this again because anime fags just further my point it seems r9k in here as much as I want to hate women as well brehs I'd like a females opinion on this.
>>34910353
Are you really that butthurt that I enjoy anime?
Why the fuck does everyone on /fit/ bite the bait?
Why are you fuckers this dumb?
>>34910384
Not at all anon enjoy whatever makes you happy, what I am saying is I don't know a single guy that watches anime that is successful with women and not an autist or a single girl that would be like "yea watching anime that's so cool!". I will make an exception for Afro samurai tho considering rza or gza did some the soundtrack for it.
>>34906848
Never go full kuk
>>34906870
Sauce?
>>34906835
Metal bat, hit kidney
Just run him over with a truck or car otherwise it sounds like you will get yer ass handed too you unless you blind side jump him
