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you are in the club and this man challenges you to a fight
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keep in mind he is 6'3, extremely strong, and has beaten up thousands of punks who have tried to step to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzx8QlkNx10
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>>34906545
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>>34906545
Well Im 6'1 194 and a BJJ brown belt. Wrestled all throughout highschool and I've been kickboxing for almost 4 months now

>mfw he hits that bag like an autistic child

I would maul him to be honest, family.
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decline

move on with life.

great thread, thanks.
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>>34906545
Agile grapples, man.
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>>34906545
im 6"4 260 and have done MMA for 5 years now
he wouldnt stand a chance
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>>34906545
If kill him

Straight up
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hide in the nearest sauna.
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>>34906617
If kill this bitch and anyone who rides with him

713 Houston Texas

FUCK WITH ME
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>>34906629
cummin for u
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>>34906545
fucking shoot him in the eye.
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>>34906545
I'd politely decline, try to remedy the situation, and walk away (or run away if he still wants to fight). Dignity doesn't matter if your entire fucking face is broken. And personally I don't want people to see me on the floor with the shit beaten out of me.
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>>34906545
good thing i am 9'4, 400 lbs and 3% bf.. also have been kickboxing for decades
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>>34909100
Fuck off scrub-king. I'm 15'13" 1200lb and 0.01%bf and I invented Muay Thai
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>>34906545
Pull out a knife, get some distance and then pull out a gun.
Then shoot him with the gun and cut off some of his bodyparts with my knife.
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>>34909131
I think this guy might be e stating....ot sure tho
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Sharky is a fucking pussy you can tell from that video he's had no proper training in punching or fighting. Sure he might have the weight/height advantage (but he would regret starting a fight with me. Has he ever fought someone who knows how to sweep? How to lock, actually fight and has won numerous state wrestling medals? I don't think so.

Just because he's big doesn't mean he's a good fighter.
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>>34909245
he's mostly fighting asian punk manlets 2/3rds his height and 1/3rd his weight and fat shit pedofile westerners.
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>>34906545
I would bow and become a disciple of the Shark.
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>>34906561
>wrastler

kekekekek
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I'm 5' 8" and have been studying the ancient southern art of queer beating since I dropped out of high school so this faggot wouldn't stand a chance.
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>>34906545
>this man challenges you to a fight
I don't think he would. There is something called a man's honor, that he would lose if he put a hand on someone far smaller and weaker than him, and every respectable man knows that.
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>>34906545
>What did you say? Wait a second... I'm white!
>Chuckle in shitskins face
>Walk away with a smile on my face
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>>34909628
>king hits you in the back of the head
>die in ladyboyland
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>>34906545
Fucker is down right scary, he's like a real like chaotic hero.
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>>34906545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joSkLoAX6qs

he killed zyzz so yes.
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>>34906545

im 7'2, 300lbs, 100 year slumber, and 2 centuries worth of mastery training of all marital arts. He stands no chance.
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>>34906545

He roids and doesn't do cardio most likely. Just run around slightly outside his strike range and wait for him to tire out, then finish the job
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>>34906561
>BJJ
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>>34909813
in the world of fighting, the ground is my ocean, I'm the shark,and most people don't even know how to swim
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>>34906545
id wrestle fuck him so bad he would think it was gay porn
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>>34906561
back to /heem/ with you
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>>34909877
cringe desu senpai
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>>34909877
>this is what martial arts faggots actually believe
top kek
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Shark stands no chance against my glorious blade
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Say no and then throw the first punch. Ez
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>>34906545
Fuck man isn't this the guy who killed zyzz?
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>>34909805
>doesn't do cardio most likely
Punching heavy shit IS cardio
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>>34906561
>>34909813
Blow
Job
Jockey
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lol sharky is such a twat
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>>34910058
Its true though.
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>>34909877
Who even said that originally? Was it one of the Gracies?
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>>34909510

A tatted up loan shark who fucks lady boy prozzies would care about honor
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Isn't Sharky more along the lines of 5'10''
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>Not using Joestar's secret technique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAFKwoWaocI
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>>34909877
Top cringe lel
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>>34906545
Im 5' 10 175 lb

But I carry a gun so im gunna be a bitch and just shoot him
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>>34906545
>implying I wouldn't knock him out and rape his corpse
S M H
M
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>>34906545

he punches the bag like a faggot; and what is that like a half-filled punching bag? That thing looks like it weighs 25 fucking pounds.

You can impress all the little DYEL faggots and keyboard warriors on this board, but the people that know whats up can see that you're shit.
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>>34909150
Why do you cut off bodyparts After shooting him
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>>34906629
Oh Jesus, you live in H-Town?
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>>34906545
im 5'9 and about 210 lbs and i box. i would just cut him down by his ribs and knock him out with a left hook. or just fucking destroy his kidneys. he cant even punch straight
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>>34906629
>" I don't know any liberals"
> lives in Houston
You're a shut in right?
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>>34909451
>since i dropped out of highschool
Hahahahahahahaha
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>daily reminder that you will never be as alpha as Sharky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBUj-wT7CkE
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>>34912851
>>34912851
this is so obviously staged hahah
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>>34912695
Le fag tomato is a dyel twink into tons of nerd shit. You do the meth
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>>34912507
Same reason you shoot a man before throwing him off a plane.
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>>34906561
>4 months kickboxing
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>>34906561
>bjj
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>>34913085
4 months of kickboxing is more than enough time to not look as retarded as Sharky in that video
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>>34912507
Trophies.
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>>34913145
slightly better isn't something to brag about
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>>34913121
topest of keks
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>>34906545
Beer bottle to the head. I don't have to be good at ruled fights to win in a fight without rules.
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Even with me boxing and grappling for almost 2 years, I'm still not confident I can take on most people on the streets, let alone Sharky. Probably because I'm 6ft 165lbs

Height and weight can make all the difference. You just have to know how to use it.
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>>34906545
post moar sharky + qt azns please
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>>34913184
You'd be surprised at the skill gap between someone who goes 3-4 a week for 4 months as opposed to someone who doesn't
Also
>slightly better isn't something to brag about

Sure it is.
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>>34906545
I promptly get up and leave. I'm 6'4 240lbs with military training. However that man is a career criminal with underworld ties that could mean my whole family being killed.
>not worth it/10
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>>34906629
thats where my online ex grilfriend is from
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>>34909813
Blow job jitsu
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>>34906545
I say that I'm not interested? Why the fuck would I get in a fight with some random guy that I have absolutely no reason to fight? Seems like a high risk/ no reward sort of situation to me.

I swear most of /fit/ is just dyel teenagers, based on how important they see fighting as being.
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>>34906545
Sharky is not extremely strong, he just uses roids constantly
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>>34906629
roid rage but i like it
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>>34912851
what a based cunt
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>>34906698
sharky pls
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>tfw the man who killed your hero is living it up surrounded by whores
why won't he just die, ple
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>>34906564
/thread desu baka
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>>34917816
>zezz
>a hero
c'mon son
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ill refuse, but ill invite him to get a couple expensive sluts on me
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former D1 wrestler
pretty sure I could fight him.
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