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So I still lift, I still watch my diet, but I've completely
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So I still lift, I still watch my diet, but I've completely dropped out of the dating game. Now I just hire top shelf escorts, pursue whatever interests me, party whenever, but I'm compleltely free of this urge to give a fuck about women. In fact whenever chicks come on to me, I kinda ignore them and go about my shit. My mind is clear, my lifts are skyrocketing, everything is on point lately.

Anyone else have this experience?
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>>34890618
It could just be your standards raising? Hence top shelf escorts?...
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>>34890639
I'm not sure, but what I'm sure of is how good life has gotten lately. I'm more confident and happy than ever.
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>>34890618
Women are a burden brah.

Constant attention.
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Disregard females.
Acquire dance moves.

Am i only one doing that achievement-hunting thing?
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>>34890618
What the fuck is up with that forehead, and that tiny face?
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I do the same

Disregard females, even ones that show interest. I know it's gonna sound "edgy" but I know that if I get involved I'm only headed for disappointment
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>>34892085
>Am i only one doing that achievement-hunting thing?
Explain
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So, escort thread?

Post pics of sexy escorts you've banged.
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>>34892818

Have you actually ever been in a relationship or are you just basing your opinions of them off what autists say on this site.
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>>34892911
I have some airbrushed shots of when her a was up if that counts , none taken in person
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>>34892984
still looking for the hotter escort I banged before her
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>>34890618
Yeah. We talked about this in one of my psyche classes too. Turns out most men are happiest when they stay away from permanent relationships and focus on themselves.

Think about it. What did rulers do back in the day? They may have had a queen they didn't really give a fuck about, and had a shit load of concubines, but they spent most of their time getting their empire together and ruling, not focusing on their family. Just goes to show what men do when they have the ability and don't give a fuck what other people care about
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>>34892997
fuck she must be back in korea sorry
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>>34892984
>>34892997

HIGH
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>>34893022
her fucking bj's were earth shattering . I popped my first load within ten minutes . she walked to the bath room spit it out , came to the bed and then gave me a massage until i got rock hard and i fucked her like the fuck toy that she is . blew my load (wearing a condom obv) in doggie . suck a great ass . had her choke me too .have a review up on ter of her
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>>34893134

Weren't you disapointed with her looks because she looks really photoshoped in the pics ?
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>>34893297
her body was really banging though . her pics make her seem to be way fucking taller than she is. she is 5'2 ish and was maybe a buck o 5 . perfect fake 32c's and an ass that was firm and could take a pounding . also she really could suck a mean dick and choked the shit out of me and let me firmly sorta faux choke her at a pressure she enjoyed. che was darker skinned than the pic but fuck man it was only 3 bills . I blew 1200 that weekend on different sluts . the casino paid for 900 of it . but I was happy with 3 out of the 4.

>The one I didnt like was the hottest of them all . No second pop from her . She left after like 20 minutes . Yeah it was probably the thumb in the asshole Fuck I really wish I had saved her pix. Legit 9.5/10 and a 10/10 korean fetish . that lbd she was wearing still gets me diamond hard and the make out sesh in the elevator up to the room was sweet
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>>34893428
going to Vegas in May, how tf did the casino pay for your adventure?
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>>34892911
>>34892984
>>34892997
>>34893134

Fucking escorts with photoshopped pictures. Really guys if they have to photoshop you are only getting disappointed when you turn up.

Pic related one I fucked
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How do you make money OP?

Where do you find top quality "escorts"?
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>>34893478
Another one
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>>34892085
lmfao forgot about that, can you post the original pic? i've probably made so much progress since i first gave it a go
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>>34892832
This. What is this achivement thing you speak of mighty tripfag
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I got a regular I see from time to time. She's already dropped the price pretty low compared to her "First," session price. The hottest ones are them latina bitches. holy fuck they love those implants and ass implants
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>>34893488
Another. She was a milf.

Escorts are the best thing ever.

Instead of taking a girl out for dinner and spending money on drinks in the CHANCE that she will fuck you are 100% guaranteed a bang with an escort that is hot.

I would far rather send 70 on a 10/10 escort than 70 on a dinner drinks date with a chance of a bang.

Im european master race where escorts are legal so there is a huge market for it.
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>>34893469
had a couple quick hit and run black jack sessions , and hit two major cfb parleys and killed it during the home team nfl slaughter when all home teams covered that week and the casino took a huge beating . if I was smart and wasnt chasing pussy or boozing I would have picked up on it and crushed the late games. I didnt care because I was up and spent it all on hookers and a little blow .
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>>34893478
busted face and bad tit job . prolly a lil padding at the mid section . she was hot at one point maybe so probably average at best blow job . with that you just get your average bj then rail it doggie and pull on her hair until you blow and curse yourself for getting an average at best hooker. atleast you are getting a bbbj and cry yourself to sleep praying you dont get the clap or some shit . well thats what i do and try and stick a thumb in her ass
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>>34893550
edgy
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>>34893519
I feel you bruh, finding out I could just fuck model tier escorts was the equivalent of realizing there is nothing innately wrong with juicing. Why the fuck was I so brainwashed by all this quaker old world sentimentality that they use to control the masses. Holy fuck.
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>>34893562
truth most likely
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>>34893550
Yeah she was only a 6.5/10 on my gf scale rating.

I just wanted to fuck a dumb blonde bimbo. What can you say....

She was a good fuck though.
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>>34893594
nothing wrong with that mang . I get the urge too . about to lay some pipe on a cutie next week
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>>34893622
But it doesn't take away dem feels when you realise you don't have a short, skinny, qt 1.34 face shy gf to come home to cuddle
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Would you guys recommend doing this to lose your virginity, just so you have practice for future fornication?
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This is the most relevant post I could find to ask some advice -

I just found out my recent girlfriend of 1.5 months already had a UTI which she lied about the first time we had sex from fucking some guy a few weeks before.
When I asked her about it she started crying and said she lied about it because she didn't want me to think she just fucks new guys all the time. She also said she lost her virginity at 18 (we're 19 now) and she doesn't sleep around.
I looked up UTIs on google and it says they usually clear up on their own in 4-5 days so is she lying again - was it literally a couple of days before me?
Is this a big deal?

Also if I dump her I will literally be alone I have zero friends here.
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>>34893655
Yes. I told mine i was a virgin and wanted her to teach me how to fuck. We tried various positions till i got the feel for them and she taught me how to go down on a grill then we finished with doggy.

Now i got a 17 year old coming over tommrow and I won't be as nervous as if i was a virgin. (Im 21 btw ausfag though so both activitys are legal)
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>>34893655
Sure.

BUT

Save up your money and spend it on a woman that looks beautiful in your eyes. Call her and tell her you are a virgin. And book for 2 hours.

>>34893675
Every woman has a UTI at some stage in their lives. If they are sexually active that is.

So long she isn't a whore that will cheat on you I would say leave it.
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>>34893134
>>34893563
brehs
im extremely ignorant when it comes to escorts. any tips on getting started?
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>>34893701
I remember being 21 and banging 17 year old fresh pussy. Best feeling there is.

DISCLAIMER: 16 is the legal age in my country.
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>>34893708
Depends what country.

What country depends whether it is legal or not.

If you are in Europe you are in the land of the free. Google for escorts in your area and go from there.
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>>34893513
>>34892832
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>>34893675
.................................................................... even virgins get UTIs pleb
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>>34893773
But she admitted she lied and got it from fucking some guy...
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>>34893675
dude, if you haven't already figured it out, women are playing you. They try to fuck the biggest strongest dude possible as much as possible in efforts to make him fall in love with her. This way she can have a kid, relationship and trap him forever.

It's really fucking normal for a woman, esp of that age to fuck nonstop in efforts to keep "trading up" as rapidly as she can, while she still has her beauty. If she doesn't, she's completely fucked, because old women are essentially invisible.

Never get offended if a bitch is sleeping around, instead ask yourself why you have invested even .0000000001% of your emotions into a woman when you could be building your dreams. What you should be doing is trying to fuck nonstop with as many babes as possible with zero emotional connection.

Please please please listen to me, I'm an older guy, and I know from experience and everything I've learned from friends, the internet, anecdotal evidence etc etc.

>men are happiest when we can just fuck whenever with no real investment or responsibilities
>when we are accomplishing badass things in life
>when we have a close knit circle of friends we can essentially call brothers

The more influence women have in your life, the more miserable you will be. This is a universal, immutable fact and is essential to your happiness.

Good luck anon.
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>>34893894
>I'm an older guy

What, 22? This whole post is sad as fuck tbqh
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>>34890618
I kind of want my life to be like this for a few years. I had a child with a woman i didn't know at the time three years ago and now i have no desire have another child nor to get married. I do like hanging with a few of my female freinds that let me fuck every now and then. I would much rather have hoes on call that i can fuck and kick out and go about my day. I would like a girlfriend when older (i'm 27). All women right now my age are in the baby making and/or marriage stage and i don't want any of that shit.
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>>34893894
I'm 28 and agree with this sentiment entirely. If you want to disagree with it that is fine, but it doesn't make it any less true.

Making the life that you want should come #1
>this includes your fitness
>this includes your career
>this includes your hobbies
>this includes spend time with your friends

Women should be #2, end of discussion. If you are putting women above #1, you are putting them on a pedestal that they don't deserve to be on.

You are #1, and should always be #1 in your life.
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>>34894047
>Making the life that you want should come #1
>>this includes your fitness
>>this includes your career
>>this includes your hobbies
>>this includes spend time with your friends
If you do all of this stuff anyways women will come to you because you will be a genuinely happy and appear as if you have direction and passions. If a woman talks to her friends/family about you she doesn't want to say i date a fat, friendless, dude with no career, money, or hobby.
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Any point in dating then, especially when you have the emotional capacity of an average iceberg?
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>>34893894
I'm sorry you have to vent this much, if you're really a "older guy" it seems some girl crushed your heart into pieces. Glaring yourself in oblivious lasciviousness and ego masturbation is not going anywhere. One nail drives out another, but you can't drive out nails forever.
You're not a king with lot of concubines and an empire to rule, you're a lonely faggot. Don't trust "anecdotal evidence" of some allegedly experienced chad friend.
What turns around comes around. Hope you'll recover before a point of no return.
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>>34894047
>>34894094

>tfw I have a good girl who is pursuing a very reputable ($$) career
>tfw we give each other space even if it's hard
>tfw I lift, write/record music, do whatever the fuck I want most days
>tfw feel guilty when I don't see her for a couple days

Being with a legitimately good girl who considers you to be her "best option" and her yours is what life is all about. She's a half-decade younger, so I'm not rushing anything. But I spent many years clubbing and chasing tail, and I for one am much happier with my gf. Unfortunately I made most of my progress AFTER we started dating, so I'm sure the open field would be fun... but I have no need to pursue anything else.
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>>34893655
yes.

tips:
dont be a cheapass, spend some money
tell her you are a virgin
get sb who is 25+. a more experienced hooker is great because she will most likely have gotten at least decent at her job. trust me, that is VERY important.

go for it
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>>34893513
>>34892832

Basically this:
>>34893720

Only that's actually a site. If you Google "/fit/ achievements" you can view said chart as a clickable table, and you can favorite to save your progress.

As for the achievement I was talking about,check the very last one.
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>>34893894
actual oldfag, here: 35.

you're a loser. there's nothing more alpha than having a decent, loving relationship with an honorable woman and raising your kids to be as alpha as you are.
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are any of you guys who've banged escorts worried that it may come out in the future with negative repercussions?
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>>34893010
lmao you're an idiot. how many rulers were there total? also, they usually ended up raising psycopathic sons and daughters. your thinking is beyond stupid
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>>34895863
Number of rulers?
Millions.
Number of men of power and means who ruled smaller empires and groups of people?
The number is innumerable and will only grow as long as people exist.

And those men didn't raise their children. They grew up with everything, saw no consequences for their actions, and had nothing in the way of a guiding hand. That's kind of why they're psychotic.
Look at the rich/well off and protected scum of today.
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>>34895924
read a history book dipshit. most "empire" rulers with "concubines" were tyrannical and savage, cared little about their people, and yes, raised evil offspring. a leader of a tribe or village was not an "emperor". there we a handful of emperors. genghis khan, caesar, alexander the great are a few that come to mind

(see Saddam Hussein's two sons as an example of what the ruling class was like for centuries)

So essentially you're saying we should live however we want, not caring about consequences? what kind of society would that be mate?
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>>34893894
As someone who has finally settled down recently lets see.
>>men are happiest when we can just fuck whenever with no real investment or responsibilities
Well I was actually really happy when I was able to freely jump into a womans bed when it was available there was also very little satisfaction beyond the finish.
>>when we are accomplishing badass things in life
I was pumping iron, running races, and doing a lot of competitive shit I felt amazing. In between those things I was basically living each event or challenge to the next and had very little else going on.
>>when we have a close knit circle of friends we can essentially call brothers
Had that and I miss it. There was nothing quite like sitting in the backyard drinking down a few beers with my bro's. Pounding a case of whatever "high class" booze we were putting away, and going off to do whatever manly bro shit we wanted had it's perks.
I had great times with those things.

None of those are things I want to go back to though.
My wife has been the best of friends to me, and our ability to be happy just spending time around each other has been a lot more rewarding.
My "brothers" were there only to the capacity that it was convenient for them.
Rather than having someone I have to call up to get to hang out, or come up with plans to go out and spend money to have a good time.

It has been a lot nicer having someone be a real "bro" to me, but I can put my dick in them and still be able to make eye contact afterwards.
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>>34890618
where exactly do you find these escorts? i've checked backpage but can't tell if they're vice or not
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>>34895782
how would it come out if you dont tell anyone?
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>>34895782

for all you know the girl you marry might be an escort

who knows?
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>>34894993
NOICE
I shall do this.
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OP, you are creating what is called synthetic happiness. Look it up if you have to.

Essentially you have learned to deal with the fact that women are hard to deal with through past experiences, so you settle with an easier option. This option works so much that you begin to think it's what is the best option for you.

Nothing wrong with synthetic happiness, just an observation.
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>>34896897
I just read through an article on synthetic happiness. Apparently it's a valid and even integral part to living as a happy human being. I don't see it as a negative, in fact I see it as something that could be a powerful equalizing force in a world where so much relies on forces outside our control
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>>34893675
keep banging her out. start doing more kinky shit and shit that you want to do in bed. start looking for greener pastures. be ready to transition to a new relationship asap imo
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>>34896148
do not use backpage . do some research . google escort reviews or some shit eccie is a good place to start . I use somewhere else but this should be fine for you
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>paying prostitutes for sex

Is there anything more beta than this?
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>>34897396
There is plenty of things more beta than this like having a gf fallin in love and be a kek like u.
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OP confirmed for needing testosterone injections.
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Where can a chick find the same shit?
I need deep protein shots from 24/7 drive-thru cockery but simple man faggots make me feel bad for wanting to enjoying muh freedoms without being someones property.
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>>34897382
thanks senpai ill check it out
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>>34892984
whha the fuck?? where do u find escorts this hot and how much do u pay? sydney brah here
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>>34897396
you know what's even more beta? going on dates, talking about feelings, hugging your gf from behind while you look over the city at night or something even more cringe-inducing.
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>>34895993
>My "brothers" were there only to the capacity that it was convenient for them
You didn't have real bros.
>My wife has been the best of friends to me
>I can put my dick in them and still be able to make eye contact afterwards.
That's just awkward. If you have to change yourself after settling down, you're yet another manipulated kuck.
The remaining part of your post is ok, it's nice to have a "greater plan" and trying to give a deeper meaning to your life
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>>34893701
do you live in sydney? who has the hottest escorts and where did u go?
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>>34899367
>tfw no gf
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>>34899359
3bills for incall (her apartment) 4 bills for outcall (my hotel) this was in Las vegas .photos are shopped but she is a legit 8.5 face and 9.5 body and can chug some dick
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>>34893894
> I'm an older guy

Nah man, you're a sadcunt
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>>34893894
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>>34899367
No, actually spending money on a female to spend time with you is even more pathetic than that.
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