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>>34881725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t31VVW-Sdk0
>>34882111
>"powerlifters"
Requesting the 8 year arm war
>>34882111
holy lmao
>>34882111
>>34882232
lol, might as well just say you can't do any lifts. Just use the machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKXZe-Rdexc
i dare you to watch the whole thing
>>34882111
how do i get green grass to grow on my face?
>>34882232
its true they dont have barbells anymore? only machines?
>>34882315
i can barely look at the thumbnail
>>34882337
yep and only smith machines now
in the majority of them anyway
very few still have barbells
>>34882232
I can see normies being afraid of C&J and DL but why OHP?
>>34882337
>>34882374
Can confirm. Am poor, no barbells. I use my roommate's student ID to get free barbell work done.
>>34882315
how the fuck does one even have fat on the forehead? like your body doesnt have any place to put the fat in so it places it on the forhead lolz
>>34882374
At least she seems chill in her delusion and doesn't flip her shit.
>>34882232
WHY EVEN
>>34882094
love how you can see the LONDON at the top
>>34882234
>>34881725
Listen up, its autism storytime.
>Last night
>Making chilli
>Eat a bowl with 2 scoops brotein powder
>Can't sleep, because I keep waking myself up with monster farts
Now my room smells like pajeet street.
>Wake up
>Groggy as fark
>Punch mirror
Now my mirror is broken and I have 1/2" lacerations on my right hand.
>Finish up at gym
>Only run and legs because hand is farked
>See qt3.14 from class
>She smiles as I walk by
>"H-hi" I murmur
She was smiling at the guy behind me
>>34882648
>he's a bender.webm
>video starts out with guy barely being able to lift it from rack
Nope
>>34882648
>Trying to squat 9pl8
>>34882660
in the uk bender means fag
This is a classic
>>34882699
jesus christ
>>34882648
What the fuck was the point of that? That's the shallowest squats I've ever seen
>>34882143
kekaroni
>>34882315
what the fuck is this real
>>34882699
lol
Fresh and original content.
>>34882420
Limit anything that might allow members to make progress. Their business model is built around attracting people who will rarely go to the gym, will never get fit and only continue their membership because it's cheap, they're lazy and "one day" they might use it again.
>>34882699
Why does the guy immediately grab her tit? He isn't even subtle about it
>>34882374
SAVAGE
>>34882782
She can't run away....
>>34882232
I have the choice of going to Planet Fitness or YMCA. Which one is best for lifting? I have no experience with either
>>34882567
This my preferred exercise.
I just can't find any workout partners. :(
>>34882648
I was just waiting for something horrific to happen. Guy is lucky he didn't fuck himself up. I hope the gym charged him a replacement fee for the barbell he fucked up doing 1/8th of a squat of a weight 5 times heavier than he should be attempting.
>>34882699
How long would a break like that take to recover from?
>>34882793
You're boned friendo. Do body weight stuff in the park playground
>>34882753
>running squat
Kek. Should be called the "I don't want to live anymore squat"
>>34882830
life, probably. I mean, you will be able to walk again, but I seriously doubt that you will ever legpress/squat again.
>>34882788
kek
>>34882638
Shit man you must be really fucking stupid. Like that was such a stupid and shit story I didn't even smile.
>>34882111
HAHAHA
>>34882840
>suicide squat
>>34882753
you can improve this cap if you go to the thread and make a funny montage of the reaction pics and update reply count
>>34882793
You're fucked. Just accept suffering and go to Planet Fitness
>>34882111
At work. Computer has no sound. Can someone explain what he says that is funny?
>>34882881
He's upset people called him fat and then says; I GOT VISIBLE ABS GUYS and claims he is not at all fat.
>>34882374
Tbqh family, she is a 4/10 at worst.
>>34882788
kek
>>34882892
Kek. Visible with an x-ray, perhaps.
As ridiculous as that fat chick who said she has visible abs and more muscles than the Oly weightlifter.
I understand that the human brain will overcompensate or change the image of ourselves we see when we look in a mirror but holy shit, there has to be limits. And that idealized image generally disappears when you see yourself in a photo or video. How do these people maintain their delusions?
>>34882788
>>34882374
She's a 3-5/10 in those pics, but to be fair she's using the fat girl angle and is probably a 2 IRL. She looks nice in the bottom right and upper left
>>34882966
>She looks nice in the bottom right and upper left
>>34882691
Thank you hungry skelly
>>34882998
She's still fat but she's got it under control in those at least; she's put on enough makeup and done up her hair enough that you're not looking at her fat. Still only 3-5 tops, probably 4 tops unless you're into chubbies
>>34883072
Not to mention, fat girls can still be saved. It's improbable, but I've seen it happen.
>>34883072
>>34882966
this is the result of noporn and nofap
remember anons. if you fap and porn every day, your standards will rise to what they should be
Posting this because it's fucking hilarious.
>>34882873
don't forget to upload it to /r/4chan for upboats ;^)
>>34883146
Giving a girl a conditional 4/10 rating is not exactly a high mark. If you give 6 average that means it's two deviations below average at her BEST. That's with fat-girl angle, makeup, hair, everything. Who knows what she looks like IRL
>>34883252
hey pal, we can have funny edits too, ya know?
>mfw people say talking to women is difficult
>>34883284
cant handle the banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBcOrZe6IE
>>34883395
what the fuck is this? Who did this, why?
>>34883284
haha.
If I had any money it would be going twords your bail
>>34876760
:stopmusic:
>>34883220
The "get swole you must" shirt always gets me. The story has just enough crumbs in it to make me believe its real.
>>34882753
holy fuck im dying
>>34883452
nah i'm good son we're at her place playing Fallout.
>>34882788
jesus christ my sides are in orbit.
>>34882648
Clearly brazilians
>>34883220
>Running around in the dark throwing punches
I'll never be afraid of shit in the dark again.
>>34883220
based story
>>34882793
Honestly while I was home for the summer I went to the Y, the gym was ok and they had oly/crossfit stuff in the basement. Kill yourself if you go to planet fitness because you'll never make it desu
>>34884230
The Y is actually enjoyable to go to - laid back staff, mostly old dudes and kids though imo.
>>34882567
>how to screenshot on pc
kek
>>34882691
Ty for translating
Also this webm reminds me of the happy squats story if anyone has it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9iOxL4C0u8&feature=youtu.be
>>34882753
I didn't understand how ridiculous this was when I was in the original thread
>>34884353
Holy shit my ears
>>34882959
karl you fukkin legend!
>>34882111
ripped abdominals
that zoom in holy kek
>>34882873
the amount of replies is indicative enough and concise.
>>34883253
They're just up to their usual egotistical faggotry. She's not really that bad. If I was drunk, I'd probably hit it.
>>34882143
holy fucking shit
>>34884439
He sure is a fucking legend
>>34883395
collar system is stupid. the bendy bar is stupid
Why fix something that isnt broken?
>>34884757
this is so stupid. these people are going through so much punishment and for what? the crossfit meme?
>>34883395
I'm being serious, is this a joke?
>>34884757
holy fucking kek
>>34884838
>>34884866
>>34884757
I honestly feel so sorry for people doing crossfit. The sad part is that they actually believe that jumping over racks and falling on their spine is healthy and a good workout. This video must be the best example why aliens will never visit the human race.
>>34884887
>>34884906
>the heavily pregnant lady
NO
>>34882788
thats literally gay as fuck. all you laughing are just closet homo's wishing you were that guy that needs the spot
>>34884906
laugh at me all you want, but the walking on all fours part is a pretty good warmup for sports.
>>34885011
Yeah I will laugh at you.
>>34884804
Battle ropes are legit
>>34884974
there's nothing wrong with a pregnant woman lifting as long as it's light and controlled
>>34885042
Doing those lifts though? And she looked like she was at least 7 if not 7 months pregnant.
Bit risky desu.
>>34884906
It's actually hilarious how much in danger these people put themselves in, its like natural selection in the gym enviornment
>>34882315
At least they don't have wrinkles lmao
>>34885037
kek shut up rogan
>>34884906
The guy with the hammer progressively smashing faster...gets me every time.
>>34882638
>smells like pajeet street
Lel
>>34882788
Oh my god I would be unfathomably fucking mad
>>34882691
still more ROM most powerlifters
>>34885309
fuck that is tacky
only wogs
Thank you /fit/ for giving me self awareness of what looks fucking retarded at a gym.
Though now I'll be self conscious over everything I do because I haven't mastered proper forms
>>34885328
nobody cares
I've seen plenty of people with shit form but I just ignore them and do my workout.
>>34884906
>guy hammering the tire faster
>guys doing retard benches faster
>people digging up sand faster
I lose my shit every fucking time
>>34885328
You'll get there. First time I did a deadlift in the gym I tried 5 pounds on each side for good form, I looked pretty damn stupid then. I lift more now.
>>34882648
Fucking died when I noticed he was wearing loose crocs.
Loose crocs. To put that much weight onto your entire body and spine.
With. Crocs.
>>34885127
is shroomtech a valid thing? I'm horrified of eating zombies but if its amazing I guess id give it a try
>>34884322
lmao 11coins
>>34884757
>tfw you'd somehow look less retarded just jumping really high over nothing in your own backyard
same fucking workout except you won't stumble over it and break your ass in twain
>>34885328
If I took her mask off, would she die?
>>34886245
no. she isn't even big
>>34882691
>dat filename
>>34882193
Holy kek
>>34884757
You see you get FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH in your upper body when you get paralized and have to ride around in a wheelchair. Fucking D E V I L I S H
>>34886267
so they're just working super long-term for huge arms
it all makes sense now
>>34882699
what was the story behind this?
always thought this shit was fake
>>34886301
what do you mean story? she took a one way trip to snap city and the guy stumbled into her boob on accident to help her
atleast i assume it was on accident. most people like to joke that it wasn't
>>34884906
How do I find the version of this with yaketty sax?
>>34882111
>>34886317
i mean like was she in physical therapy for some shit?
does she have some kind of disorder?
where the video come from?
On an Apple product so of course can't watch webm's. Saw all the Crossfit stuff so had to google.
I think this is good form:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M8up6A4QesU
>>34886333
do those plates weigh like 5lbs each or something?
>>34886333
>20 people standing around doing nothing and then cheering when someone gets one shitty rep
>not working out alone in front of a mirror hating what you see
god i hate crossfit, i'm not even being sarcastic. fucking softies
Requesting "So, Basically Evolution" pic. I know you guys have it
>>34883220
havent kekd so good in weeks
>>34886333
Download VLC and save webms to it. Is not great but makes it so you can watch em on ios
>>34885127
>mountain lion might eat it
DONT YOU FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THAT SHIT SON
>>34886403
>mfw can't download VCL cause Jailbroken and on iOS 5.1.5
>>34885652
On the one hand it sounds like superfluous horseshit
On the other hand it got Defrancos recommendation
idk only if you got money to burn
>>34885037
I heard they rek your shoulders
>>34883220
>talking shit about satan
lost
>>34883220
This is the most alpha thing I've ever read in my entire life.
Fucker has a Proton Pack where a human scrotum should be.
>>34886333
This video makes for a great kegel exercise. I was clenched almost he entire time. Dat fucking mixed grip to overhand. Lawd.
>>34882793
YMCA is great if you live in an area with lots of Christians because their facilities are usually bigger and better staffed. Never stepped inside a planet fitness though so I wouldn't know about that one.
>>34882638
>not doing 3x5 mirror smashes to get that Venom Snake physique
>>34882788
>be planet ham working to rejoin humanity
>lifting like /fit/ told me to
>feel a strain
>"Oh shit! I need a spot!"
>get teabagged
>hear a pop in my arm, see black in my vision
>"guy please hel-"
>get teabagged
>Never set foot in the gym again, $10,000 medical bills
He could be lifting the bar, he could be lifting 4pl8, but don't fuck around with safety for fucks sake
>>34885127
Why has the Wojak pissed in his pants?
>>34884804
is that no joanna? if so, thats a bad bitch
>>34886333
JUST
>>34882691
dat time under tension
>>34882691
doesn't play
I kek everytiem
>>34882315
The one on the right looks like a fucking elcor.
>>34887882
Straight people don't get HIV. It's something you don't even have to worry about.
You're still a virgin if you've only had sex with a condom.
>>34887907
>but bananas is not a fucker
I want this on a t shirt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP7O-QxqisM
>>34887920
Do it.
>>34887971
What's cold stone
>>34884757
source?
>>34882699
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehlers%E2%80%93Danlos_syndrome
Seems like it's the case.
>>34887988
Ice cream place
>>34886333
>switching your grip in the middle of a rep
>>34887913
>Straight people don't get HIV
>>34887849
holy shit that's Gordon
>>34888090
did Gordon ever get it together?
>>34887913
>/fit/
>straight people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EkYhiBbmi4
>>34887654
Magical
>>34882567
>is mark rippetoe gay
kek wish full thinking
>>34887999
Your trips just made me sad :(
>>34886333
>2:39
>"let that bar just...rise above your head"
God I hate these idle motivators standing around doing a circlejerk.
>>34888212
I'm going to need that picture.
>>34887654
what in the fuck
>>34888246
what picture are you referring to?
>>34888271
top one.
>>34887492
>only the bar
>a safety issue
>>34888274
good luck finding it.
>>34886352
naw mayne they're 45s
>what the fook do you think
>>34886333
>Now jerk it
Wtf sort of training do these people have?
>>34887605
Is it weird that my mom looks at me like that whenever I flex for her?
>>34883220
as an avid reader of creepypasta, I must say this story has beat anything I have ever read before. Toppest of keks.
>>34884757
That guy at the end actually made the jump, and that dickhead coach made him go back? Is the point of the exercise to actually fail and smash your pelvis into metal poles?
>>34888421
thats a different guy who fell
>>34882691
Tbf he probably has fucking no idea what he's doing and is just trying to get into shape. I don't understand why you wouldn't just correct his form instead of filming him.
>>34883284
>not telling her "don't turn this rape into a murder"
>>34888284
Skellys gonna skel
>>34887977
>Lusted at the pictures before reading the thread
Not even mad
>>34882691
fuckin died when i saw the filename
>>34888061
>step 1: eat an extra burger to feel less bad about the big mac
...
>>34882753
Can somebody link the original thread?
>>34888085
Is it weird that I'd like to suck a dick and be penetrated by a dick but I have no romantic interest in men, no desire to be close or sweaty with a man and no desire to get inside a hairy smelly man-ass?
I am a man btw
>>34888100
I was expecting Bulk Bongan to post a pic of himself and turn out to be the fat "bearmode" neckbeard he clearly is
>>34888666
Jimmy Carr
>>34885024
maybe hes training for tug war?
![V-F3MpLylTqx[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4pNoyUf.jpg "V-F3MpLylTqx[1].jpg")
>>34888666
Checked
>>34888364
no, she's just thinking about your dad when he was younger
she probably shliks to it too
