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>>34852523
tfw le red pilled
>>34852585
>>>/pol/
>rip label off whey container
>slab sample satches to the sticky residue
>never lose them again
I'm a genius.
>>34852523
who else but the negro would chimp out, just because he's afraid of getting marked gay
>>34852785
>racism can only be posted on /pol/
Ur dum
>>34853385
>racism belongs anywhere but /pol/ and /gsg/
baka desu senpai desu senpai lad
>>34853900
Racism is pretty embedded in every board since everyone is actually racist. Some more than others.
>>34853385
He's a nigger and got offended by your joke.
It happens.
>>34853266
>>34852570
i definitely chuckled
>>34853385
yeah he forgot to mention /b/ on there.
>>34856865
shit banter/ terrible game
you aren't at all funny and it's embarrassing you posted that here thinking wow I'm so funny
>>34852570
s-sauce?
>>34856896
I lol'd at it. Why don't you chill out tinder MLG-pro cool guy.
>>34856943
doesn't matter you're reddit cancer you think regurgitating memes to no audience is hilarious
>>34856896
Yeah fuck you I didn't even think it was that funny, I'm just bored
>>34856986
>I'm just bored
this is the shittiest argument in the history of arguments
impale yourself
>>34856980
Except that wasn't me that posted that you fucking mouth breather. Why don't you take some time away from the computer, you're taking your may mays very seriously today.
>>34857000
I'm not trying to argue? I just wanted to tell you to fuck off, you're the fat guy with the internet arguments won tally board aren't you?
>>34856936
Girls s04e02
n-no homo
>>34853385
if this is true, then why is the comment delete?
>>34857014
i didnt say you posted it I said you thought it was funny which clearly you did
fucking idiot redditor
>>34856980
WE GOT A 4CHAN MEME MASTER HERE GUYS. WATCH OUT LADIES.
>>34856896
shit banter/ terrible game
you aren't at all funny and it's embarrassing you posted that here thinking wow I'm so funny
>>34857046
Your sentence structure is so shitty that I needed you to supplement it with an explanation to fully grasp what you were trying to say. You seem awfully angry about this reddit thing. Are you sensitive about your height too?
Tell me about your day to day life. I want to get a full picture of what a huge faggot looks like.
>>34856865
I remember when I was 13.
>>34857088
>le syntax meme
good one redditor
>>34857088
the sentence was very straight forward you just can't read, are you a nigger per chance?
>>34857112
Answer me faggot. What do you do for a living? Do you live alone or with family. Where do you live. Are you in a relationship or single. What are you interested in besides reddit?
>>34857129
>>34857112
Did you try to smash the post button as fast as you could to fire off that second one faggot?
>>34857097
>>34857084
you guys are dumb, her name is violet. plus girls eat that fake pick-up line straight to the point shit
>inb4 hurr durr grills hate that shit fucking kids
its probably because you're a 2/10 skinnyfat dyel
>>34857191
Original poster, that's what I was saying hahaha I didn't think I was hilarious, just thought it was okay. Think she's a bot anyways tho.
>>34857191
>getting this rustled
holy shit contain your fucking autism you 10/10 hunk
>>34857237
that isn't what OP means you absolute faggot kill yourself redditor
>>34852580
Is the one in the white a 'cheat' pizza? Also why the Hell would you not bag them?
>>34857191
there is no joke, there is no pick up line. he didn't play on her name at all it just isn't funny or clever. that's why the girl never replied.
>>34857363
This is the reality.
>>34857344
I've never been to Reddit. I know what op means, I was referring to the original poster of that picture fuck you, sorry I didn't read your 4chan manual you stupid loser. >>34857363
Oh but she did, think she's a bot though.
>>34857395
>emoji
fucking beta
>>34857425
Are you that stupid? Since when are emojis beta? I don't think you've talked to many girls under the age of 30 lately
>>34857447
>girls under the age of 30
If I want young pussy, I'd just go to a bar.
Women over 30 gives vastly superior head anyway.
>>34857395
Alpha coming through
>>34857447
if you're a heterosexual guy and you use emojis the government should take your phone away.
>>34857447
>Are you that stupid? Since when are emojis beta?
Since you look like a complete faggot trying to stoop to their level just for some pussy. That's fucking sad bro.
>>34857447
>I don't think you've talked to many girls under the age of 30 lately
I usually talk to them face to face. Using emoji just shows how much of a tool you are, it shows desperation. What's wrong with women over 30 anyway?
>>34857528
this is the kind of guy who guys on a huge rant when someone talks about hitting a girl.
>>34857541
Try that again in English, boy.
>>34857540
As a girl I agree, I really look down on guys who use emojis mid conversation.
>>34857540
Nothing's wrong with them, I was saying most people under 30 use emojis
>>34852523
haha that cheeky smile in the end
>>34857566
kek
should rename it to Pump Fiction
>>34857564
If I EVER see anyone hit a girl I swear man, my mom taught me better and you just DONT DO THAT
what kind of a man
no what kind of MAN goes on and puts his hands on a GIRL?!
>>34857425
>>34857447
you faggots will literally argue over anything
>>34852580
there's literally nothing wrong with this
>>34857584
You're right, most people under 30 are fucking idiots.
>>34857566
>truly his brother's spotter
10/10
>>34857641
I don't disagree with that
>>34852554
nooo RIP E30 :/
>>34852554
Is that car... Pls tell me that's not an E30 :(
>>34857812
>>34857820
>slavwojak.png
Your bodies are not ready.
>>34857688
>>34857514
>Ha fuck off beta manlet 1v1 me irl not online see what happens
>>34857354
Brah, What do you have against poor mother nature?
>>34857088
> I want to get a full picture of what a huge faggot looks like.
its called a mirror my man
>>34856743
No one has ever posted the source for this, what gives?
>>34857514
Literal proof that it's all about looks.
>>34860509
Nah, he was agressive and playful.
You gotta josh around. Opposite of a shittest. Throw em a curveball or an pseudo-insult to keep them off balance.
>>34859269
I need sauce, I'm crying
>>34856743
hahahaha
>>34860780
tsunami bar (tm)
>>34857608
Not riding the lat pulldown machine on the treadmill.
>>34857514
"Ha never you gym rat compensating manlet"
>>34856743
is this that show on tlc or whatever of the fat bitch and her amazing life or whatever?
>>34861231
I think only TLC has wide enough lenses to record these hambeasts, that's all they broadcast.
>>34859269
>make it look like you're deadlifting 6pl8 when you're only pulling one!
>>34861290
kkkekkk
>>34860553
Nope, just be good looking ya ugly bastrerd.
anyone got the picture of like 7 dudes all spotting each other in the squat rack
>>34861290
Crossfit
>>34852564
kek
>>34860780
https://youtu.be/PFBcOrZe6IE
>>34861405
yes, that is the name of the file
>>34859585
Huge faggotron
BTFO
T
F
OFTB
>>34861383
talking about the lmao12pl8 squat train?
>>34857447
Dont listen to them, emoji is necessary at start to not sound like a huge emotionless shithead. I force myself to use them
>>34861524
think so
>>34861212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ3cRBcPU-Q
>>34853266
Sikh gainz brah
/r/equesting the one where the guy is taking photos of a girl in the gym and gets so close it is blatantly obvious she knows
>>34861629
:^) is the only smiley I use. It works in every situation
>>34861957
This makes me feel like I want to date boys. No homo
>>34861290
>Functional Strength
>>34852554
Absolute top shelf kek right there.
>>34852523
What was the result of that fight?
>>34862012
This desu. I'd date a fucking goat I don't care anymore I just want to be loved.
>>34861950
Bumping my request. Will post classics in the mean time and then gf ass pic once one of you delivered
>>34857388
I was just thinking of this comic yesterday when I was diddlifting babby's first lmao2plate and some fat lady on the rowing machine made eye contact.
>>34862136
NIce picture, retard
Some shit from last thread
when will they learn
>>34862129
Goats are awesome. I love goats. I'd totally marry a goat if it was legal. Hell I'd fuck a goat. Maybe now that gays can marry, the way has been paved.
>>34862155
Cheers
>>34861957
gave me feels i didn't know i had t b h
no homo
I want to go to sleep soon but these threads are the best. I got some old shit coming through.
Also as a side note, when I do post some of these most people don't recognize some of them. Am I the longest running poster on /fit/? anyway.
you ought to have seen this one. it's great.
>>34862176
guy in pic (on right) is actually pretty big, delusional but pretty big
>>34856755
genius
>>34862279
Is that Internet Explorer, geez
>>34853215
>I'm a genius
Enjoy a sticky tub every time you go to grab it.
Try again
>>34862290
told you they're old:
>>34862238
>>34856773
;_;
>>34862323
>>34862319
don't post 2 in a row, people just become on guard
>>34862328
Okay,
but the second one is obviously bullshit and I've always thought it was funny.
>>34857514
>your instead of you're
Pump and dump material only
>>34862175
Back where i'm from, there's this belief that god created humans before he created other things behind the veil, and that he always regarded us as "kings" of other things, alive or dead. This is why back in my home island if you see something paranormal-ish you should always believe that you're 'above' him and never be scared.
>>34857641
Most people over 30 are fucking idiots too.
your religion or practices are?
genuinely curious.
>>34862390
what's the story here? some guy took a bunch of vitamins and killed his liver?
>>34862168
>>34862168
that was the most painful thing ive ever read
>>34862411
All millennials are fucked more ways than any generation before them. Not to take away from depression era strife, ww2 Vietnam draft et cetera. Just look at the insecurities and made up debilities people are making up just to stand out aka snowflake. Now more and more people are giving up freedom/rights for tech advances. yeah i'm over 30 and i have many friends and acquaintances in their early 20's, I observe a lot and the future may look good but very controlled not by ones-self.
anyway, i'm getting way too sleepy, will post some more old shit for a bit.
>>34862450
basically yeah, and be wary of advice on here.
>>34862200
Why does this give me a boner? ;_;
>>34862417
Assuming you're asking me >>34862399
Mom is indonesian somewhat-muslim while dad is christian maori from australia. I'm kinda a muslim however my big family (great grandpa, great uncle etc) believes in animism greatly. The reason why i said kinda is because although tehnically we're muslim, we do stuff that an arab/middle easterner would call blasphemy. We go to the mosque, we read the Quran but we also eat snakes, crocodiles, worship/respect certain items/object in nature (totems etc) and consume parts of animals that were deemed unclean (i.e we slit the throats of goats and drink the warm blood and pass it around on family gatherings, we bury our dead beneath a tree and treat that tree as a living relative etc etc).
Even my grandpa used to told me stories how HIS grandpa used to eat fallen enemies after tribal war (yes apparently our family was cannibals) before our mom told him to cut that shit out.
>>34862476
cool stuff, interesting.
Thank you for sharing.
>>34853266
Osama bin lifting
>>34862175
Holy shit, I want a movie about this! I would pay twice than what I usually pay at the movies just to see this.
Fuck, I want to meet this lifting man so bad now, he has more ball than I will ever have.
>>34857135
I'm not that anon but...
I'm a mediocre college student working at a pizza place part time. I live in my family's basement. I'm single but honestly glad to be. Had a relationship that ended pretty rough 2 years ago. My hobbies are watching pro wrestling, vidya, lifting, watching shittons of movies and tv shows including anime, and competitive pokemon.
i'm lonely :c
>>34862396
Man, sometimes I wish half the greentexts I read were true.
>>34862493
do you read any books?
er, um, any self improvement shit besides school and lifting?
life is better being single for long periods of time. getting sluts is good too. no gf, fuckem for a short while and onto your own thing.
just gotta know how to talk to women of all walks of life. anyway just provoking thought in you anon bro. good luck, all the best.
>>34862503
i like 'em because they're just so absurd you know one of these might be true. maybe one, just maybe.
>>34862523
Well, they do say that life is stranger than fiction, and from some of the shit I have read in articles and videos I've seen, I believe so. So maybe 1-2 out off 100 greentexts are actually true.
>>34862537
>life is stranger than fiction
that it could be.
>>34857514
>she can't take a joke and starts off by saying fuck you
i cringed
>>34862459
You got it all figured out, huh?
>>34860491
What are you talking about.
It's from My Big Fat Fabulous Life on TLC. We had numerous threads when it was on.
>>34857499
And know anal
>>34862155
lol
>>34862621
never. time changes all.
the internet fucked and skewed everything.
farm animal, extended version
>>34862621
>>34862637
lemme elaborate a bit on that last part.
it used to be that you could be a couch potato and eat and watch Tv.
Tv goes off air and you don't have shit to watch, the video rental place is too far or closed you sleep or do other shit.
you could get fat and die in front of your tv or you could get sick of it and go out.
or best if it was balanced of the two.
the internet happens.
the internet is bottomless. you could search high and low and some shit will hold ones attention. next thing you know, hours later and what did that person actually get done?
'eh long existential and all that convo. but i hope you could get an idea from just that. living like it's still the nineties is good. my phone isn't a tether, it gets turned off when i'm out and about. i don't wish to stand out, it just works out that way sometimes.
All the best, good luck out there.
>>34857514
>blacking out the last post
I bet she destroyed your pussy ass.
>>34856896
Rate mine
>>34861957
the ending omg kek
>>34852523
saw this in another thread, fuckin lost it
>>34857641
>mfw week 3 of no-fap and would consider fucking and rimming the fat fuck
>>34862523
Larry Gooseman, he is like Ken M right?
post more
>>34853385
I don't know what happened but after summer this board went to literal shit. /fit/ has never been a place for racists whatsoever, but since /b/ /pol/ and /r9k/ decided to come here out of nowhere it turned to shit.
>inb4 ur newfag
>>34862523
THE GOOSE
IS
LOOSE
>>34862160
Always wondered where this came from
>>34862300
I like it, it sticks to my hands and it doesn't fall.
Also, it's empty.
>>34859269
>>34861491
Isnt this just a one way ticket to snap city, especially in the barbell row, with all the forces compounding at the bottom of the movement??
>>34863020
bro, why does your thumb look like a toe?
>>34862175
Worth the read, top kek
>>34863072
Because it's stuck to the tub, you brainiac.
>>34862182
and tumenov destroyed the nigger
manlets rule
>>34863128
jesus fuck, what the hell is wrong with your toe? The actual toe, not the thumb toe
>>34861850
this man is a god of the physical form
>>34863128
gross
>>34862168
This is the worst I ever read. What the fuck ?
>>34863160
I bite the nails.
>>34863175
Aaahhh god thats probably the grossest thing i've seen on here
>>34852554
>fatty stalking anon tries DNP.jpg
>>34863175
Are you a downy? because those look like downy feet
>>34863175
thats one ingrown toenail
>>34863195
No, just a toe wizard.
I walk around barefoot all day and I can pick up things with my toes. It's much more convenient than bending over. I've been told normal people can't spread or cross their toes like me either.
>>34863196
Several, probarbly.
Allright guys, it was fun hanging out but I gotta go to work now. Bye bye.
>>34863244
I have monkey toes. My favorite (and only) party trick is folding a paper hat with my feet. Once I folded a paper boat even.
Fuck you toe wizard, we need to duel.
>>34863257
post feet, prove you are worthy to take on downy toes mcwizard thumbs
>>34863290
>>34863257
>>34863244
Do it faggots. This is too fucking funny not to have a toe-off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYr9L-PodJ4&feature=youtu.be
hotline piss
>>34863473
Step aside boys.
>>34863527
either I'm having a stroke or you have a camera from 2003
>>34863535
Both
>>34861290
Well i'd be pretty impressed if I ever saw someone doing that with lmao4plaet
>>34863551
I smell burning
>>34863527
We need more pictures of toes and fit feet.
>no homo
>>34861321
Kek
>>34861273
this evokes some strange feelings
>>34861957
hahahahaha okay that fucking got me good at the end there im still grinning like an idiot
>>34863732
It's more or less exactly how I want my life to turn out.
>no homo
>>34862191
cutest thing ever
>>34862191
extremely high test kid
>>34863175
treefrog masterrace
>>34862304
>>Bear handed
>>34863244
>>34863257
go back to reddit you fucking queers
>>34863072
he eats his fingernails, that happened to me.
>>34864613
It's okay, I'm sure somebody thinks your clubfeet are cute
>>34862609
>grow up to become TaeYang
>not DaeSung
TY worst
/fit/ has great BIGBANG discussions tho
>>34863175
literally monster munch
>>34862191
Manlets, when will they learn??
>>34862980
On this Chinese pottery and sewing board banter isn't regulated to just one board you nigger. Your summer is showing faggot.
>>34863257
Come at me bro!
>>34862168
Obviously some of you do, but seriously, those who replied, do you not get it?? This is trolling to the highest extent. Some neckbeard fedora distains faith and /fit/, so he greentexts how pathetic he is for participating in both. Look at the indicators. The lead in this narrative is beta as fuck but posts all this alpha shit on 4chan. Not so subtle a jab, guys. Read it again, only this time picture a wheezing, greasy blob banging this bullshit story out, and it fits perfectly. The hate for faith, the hate for /fit/, and the cringe-inducing constant texting and spontaneous admissions of love that are no doubt drawn from his own experience.
>>34862980
Noone used to care when someone said nigger untill newfags like you came along
>>34862762
Its her phone number faggot we went out to a bar but i never fucked her
>>34865098
>start at 9kg
Man I was doing less than that when I started out, and I'm a dude. She's actually correct in that this sucks dong for a female; rarely see them touch anything above 7-8kg dumbbells.
>>34857344
Hey look everyone, it's that same faggot who shows up in these threads and talks about reddit incessantly.
>>34859269
someone should make a thread about this tsunami bar
have people call their gym or a nearby gym and ask if they have this thing and try to get them to buy one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBcOrZe6IE
doubt anyone ever will ahve one
>>34865098
>>34865358
My fiancee tried to lift some of my weights I have and couldn't do one curl of 15lbs.
It's kind of adorable.
>>34861957
Godamnit I wish I was gay.
Fuck
>>34865758
If you have to sound so disappointed about it, then you probably already are.
>>34862168
STOP
>want to Tindr for the lolz
>already have gf
>already got slipping saying some fucked shit on yik-yak about being in a relationship yet wanting to fuck ever 7/10 I see
>mfw girlfriend found out
>mfw I was coming down from a shroom trip when she confronted me
game lost /fit/
>>34865986
mfw i forgot my face
>>34857395
>you too
>>34865102
miring foot-sword gains
>>34857395
Are we being alpha?
make way
>>34865986
oh god damn that must have been hard with the shroom trip, or not hard at all
>>34866139
You seem like a cool guy. Would you like to go on a manly picnic on the roof? I'll bring the whiskey.
>>34857613
endo here
the thing about this meal is it is literal shit, this calories in-out bullshit is ridiclous
>>34862711
>the internet is bottomless. you could search high and low and some shit will hold ones attention. next thing you know, hours later and what did that person actually get done?
So. Fucking. Right.
Kids dont get it. You could literally waste years of your life on the interenet and not even notice.
At least b4 you eventually had to get out of your room and go and buy stuff. nowadays you dont even need to do that with amazon and everything. the world is changing and not for the better.
>>34865204
Post new pic first 2 numbers showing
>>34865597
I agree, almost as adorable as the big eyes they make when they see you pick up real weights.
Though sometimes I wonder how the fuck one can go through life being so weak. It's not like they face physical tasks on a daily basis, but come on. Even being aware of being so weak and utterly incapable of manipulating the world around them, I really wouldn't be able to take it.
>>34852523
Does anyone have the gif that's similar, but the other fighter kisses him back and they smile and walk away? N-no homo
>>34863175
colour them blue and you could be beast from x-men you fucking freak
>>34866527
I can feel the lack of nutrients in that mean just by looking at the pictural.
>>34866869
why are blacks so insecure?
>inb4 /pol/
>>34852523
>here's a repl Me whit my nigga friend hahaha
>>34867609
>I know I was a fuckboy
lol, both people are dudes
confirmed gay
>>34867671
Im on the right but an asian tranny just hit me up on okc and im tryna fuck him.
>>34863175
literal retard feet
>>34862175
Awesome greentext anon thank you for sharing
>>34868088
nah mate my feet are awesome they go all flippityfloppitty sometimes
>>34862175
Fuck it, this shit is the funniest thing on fit this year. Toppest of keks
>>34863175
are you missing a chromosome or sth?
>>34868650
Are they really that weird?
>>34869085
they look like my feet but with nicer toenails (I cut/bite mine off)
>>34862372
sauce? i felt it shift in my pants when i watched this
>>34865098
lol @ that pic
judging by her profile pic she should consider just doing cardio.
>>34861189
Tsunami Bar ™ reminds me of that stupid toy in the 90s which was 2 plastic balls on a string
>>34867686
trannies are size queens, my thick uncut dick is 6 inches soft looked even bigger in the picture and she said it was too small
im never going through this humiliation again only fucking girls from now on
>>34861960
>smiley face with caret for nose
>>34862186
Muhammad please
>logged into tinder
>find grill
>her first name is Kum
>>34864079
>the dad doesn't even look that bad, at least no where near her level
id kill myself before id ever settle for this tho
>>34852564
Wait... are u insinuating Creatine isn't natty????
>>34866139
>I hope you like lemons
>>34865758
what the fuck is this.
I bet you also tell everyone you have BP and you wear fake glasses.
>>34861957
10/10
>>34861957
dat ending doe
>>34861957
ow
my heart
and my sides
>>34857084
shit banter/ terrible game
you aren't at all funny and it's embarrassing you posted that here thinking wow I'm so funny
>>34864544
>powerfullest
mfw ive been in this thread since yesterday, and its still up
>>34863175
let me guess
>tfw no gf?
>>34862711
>the internet is bottomless
Frightening but true. Even in this shithole alone its easy to waste hours upon hours.
Being between internet providers for a week was the best ting that happened to me in a while, managed to get so much more actually done.
>>34862655
Idk if she realizes, but you CANNOT get BUILT from physical labor. I was a landscaper and there wasn't a single looker 40+ hours of physical labor doesnt build muscle, but it does burn fat and build charecter lol
>>34866843
thus feminism was recreated
>>34870767
What's BP ?
inb4 benchpress
inb4 the oil company
>>34862182
tumenov won idiot.
