What are the most cringe-worthy excuses or lies you've heard from a fat person explaining why they're fat?
>>34850380
>I tried eating less and exercising but it just doesn't work for me.
>>34850380
''I eat barely anything and i m all time hungry''
-see them eat 2 bottles of nutella/day
''i have no time to prepare healthy food''
takes less time because whole foods are simplest to prepare compared to ''instant noodles''
>>34850380
the same excuse i used to give people when i was a 300lb 15 year old:
>mostly muscle
>>34850487
>mostly muscle
This one is particularly irritating.
>>34850380
>My doctor told me not to do too much strenuous exercise so I can't work out at all
>I'm too busy to cook
Fat people are fucking pathetic mang.
>>34850380
>I don't have time
>I'm too busy to exercise
>I'm too busy to cook my meals
>Healthy food is so expensive
>I have [some minor injury] from [years ago] which prevents me from exercising
>>34850494
>tfw actually am mostly muscle now but loose skin and massive frame don't show it well
>tfw forever trying to achieve 300lbs again without having to stay on drugs year round
h-h-haha, y-yeah i'll make it there.....
> I'm a normal weight anon you've just got fit genetics
OUT THE GENE POOL
>this is because of hormones
>my face when taking 1 liter of juice (some concentrated shit) and 1 kg cake for breakfast
>>34850733
>cake for breakfast
>>34850380
>I have a thyroid condition
>No, no I actually do
>>34850769
IKR. She's always trying diets and goind into fast food on the 2nd day of it.
>>34850783
>I've been good, it's okay to treat myself
>>34850518
i love that lasst one, because then i can go, "oh sso you've had more than an ankle surgery (bone spurs), hip surgery (tore due to hyperextension), shoulder surgery (muh genetics), AND lung scarring (thanks third world shitholes i've worked in)?"
Probably not the most helpful response, but i am an ass.
>>34850487
>it doesn't matter that i'm overweight, i play rugby
>it gives me an advantage in the scrum
16 year old me was fucking retarded
>>34850380
For a long time I always assumed Drinksoda was an aussie satirist drag queen comic like Dame Edna, still horrifies me today that she's a real thing and believes the shit she spews.
>but if you lift weights you'll gain weight
This isn't really a fat story as opposed to a noliftin story, but I shouldn't have to explain to people over and over that muscle mass =/= fat.
>>34850380
>I eat so little I stop losing weight.
Bitch pls...
>>34850487
Holy shit anon... I'd murder my parents if I ever got my life back on track.
Granted, they're fucking morons and are probably gonna die soon anyway, but I'd murder them.
>>34850781
i actually do and im 62 kg/178cm
>>34850911
>reply to post about fat excuse
>now I must murder my parents
uwotm80?
>>34850911
worth a try eh?
>>34850920
It's because at 15, your parents are the ones buying your food, so it's mostly their fault for supplying you and teaching you shit bits. I'd assume.
>>34850935
I'd say at 15 it's your own fucking fault for not exercising. 15 is old enough to realize you're a fat fuck and do something about it.
>>34850944
yeah, but at that point youve been overweight since at least twelve. You don't put on 200 pounds in two years on an allowance.
>>34850935
Another fat excuse:
>but anon, my parents never taught me how to be healthy and they buy bad food waaaaaaa
>>34850954
>thread about fat excuses
>itt make put excuses for fat kids
>>34850957
that picture happens to me all the time.
>>34850944
When you have no income, little freedom and not a great deal of control over what you eat it can be difficult to separate yourself from your parent's habits, particularly if they are not receptive to your willingness to change or eat healthy.
Just anecdotally I was a fat kid right up until I turned 19 and was in control of my groceries, diet and habits.
Yeah, a fat 15 year old can hop on a bike or go for a walk. But you can't out-exercise a shitty diet, and if all he has access to is the shit tier junk food, take out and frozen food his parent's buy, it's highly likely progress will be extremely difficult.
>>34850935
yes and no. when i was 15 i was fat and lost 20kgs playing rugby from cardio alone basically.
i lurked /fit/ but couldn't afford a gym membership and whenever iwas in a school or rugby gym id try to squat, probably with shit form and bodyweight but i wish i knew how to properly train.
a lack of education of weight training was probably my own fault cos i knew every single thing about dota and counter strike. but didnt know enough about squatting and dead form.
>>34850957
Woah chill, I didn't say I support it.
>>34850957
Hahaha That happens to me all the time. Why are people so fucking lazy?
Another one that irritates me is people doing endless laps of a parking lot trying to get a "close space" when there's shitloads of spaces available that require a marginally longer walk.
>>34850495
Fuck me. As a recovering disgusting fat body what a load. Walk motherfucker.
Also that second part, get a crock pot. Jesus I have a long commute and work full time, throw stuff in a crock pot and go about your day.
>I was created in God's image, and God wanted me to look like this, and I can't go against God.
by annoying, egotistic Catholicfag who used to live in my mirror
>>34850979
The last time I was at the metro station with my mom she made us walk across the whole platform to go to the end that had the escalator in it
I think it hurts her joints doing stairs
>>34850979
yes they park so fucking close to the gym door's then go inside and run 5 miles for fucks sake
>>34851003
Even if it's not fitness related, it could be a grocery store or a mall or whatever, you're going to be walking a lot in there. Why is a slightly longer walk from the car so objectionable?
>>34850992
>but anon, I can't do anything because my joints hurt
>i cant diet because i love food
>i don't like cardio
>its cold outside
>loosing weight is hard work
lazy basterds
>>34850992
Is she fat or just old?
>>34851079
why not both?
>I eat healthy but don't lose weight. I eat mostly salads.
> but i need my cheat days
i worked hard for this been eating almonds all week
>>34850989
fuck crock pots dude... a few years ago i was at my granny's house for thanksgiving and she got upset with me for opening it for like 1/2 a second and said now she'd have to cook it for an hour longer...
>:-(
>>34850487
I did this shit too, feels bad to look back man.
>>34851100
Your granny just sounds like a cranky old cunt that needs to get laid.
>>34851085
>I eat mostly salads
All the fucking time. Smothered in oily dressing and mayo.
>>34851100
Hahah well don't let gran around your crock pot. Then you can open it for 1/2 second as often as you'd like
>>34850935
I'd say yes and no anon, my cousin (12) grew up eating shit his mom bought. She never cared about him, just bought him food and vidya and never was home. He's a fat fuck now, and l can't really blame him, how do you tell a 12 year old asthmatic kid to exercise and count calories eh ?
You don't
>>34850380
>Diets dont work on me
And any kind of medical condition, I dont care if you have cancer if you eat less you are going to loose weight. A medical condition dosent make anyone superhuman and immune to a caloric defecit.
>>34851085
Said salad being a lettuce based sugar delivery system from fast food joints no doubt
>>34851120
every second?
Everything from that episode from Insight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
>>34851131
Yeah. Have you ever seen the calories in Ranch or Caesar dressing? 3 tablespoons has close to as many calories a half a kilo of chicken breast.
>>34851132
Absolutely man. It's your dinner, your crock pot. Own your cooking method. Prove grandma wrong
> i've tried every diet
>>34851156
Every sauce has a LOT more calories than you'd think in it. Last year l was kinda fat, decided to count calories, turned out 1/4 of my calorie income was from mayo/other sauces
>>34851138
It really irritates me how the landwhales just dodge the question about what they eat and whether or not a doctor has told them they're healthy. Fucking ridiculous excuses. One saying she refuses to answer it because a skinny person most likely wouldn't be asked that question. Fucking duh. On a panel with numerous experts well educated on the dangers of obesity you'd think they could just give fucking straight, honest answers. Although if they dealt in honest, hard truths they would have done something about their weight fucking ages ago.
>>34851156
Yeah I go light on the ranch and caeser. They don't really have sugar which works for me, it just kills me when you look and something that boasts fat-free like it's a good alternative, meanwhile it has the sugar equivalent to a snickers bar.
>>34851165
what about hotsauce
check and mate atheist
>>34850968
Eat less then you fucking fat faggot, you clearly see where the problem exist.
>>34850968
You could just eat less calories you dumb fuck, they didn't physically force feed you did they?
>>34851190
Yeah, pretty much all hot sauces are low cal. And taste good too. Worcestershire sauce another that's okay.
Balsamic vinegar's a pretty good dressing. Tastes good and low cal and you only need a tiny splash of it for flavour.
I prefer spice rubs and marinades to sauces for flavour though.
fat guy i know with bad posture
>my back is too big to ave good posture
>>34851079
fat and 52 years old and a smoker
she's not fat tho, just wants to lose 10kg
>>34851206
Hot sauce has a lot of sodium though I think
>>34851196
That was 11 years ago. I'm fine now because I've built my own habits.
>>34851205
Portions were out of my control, you generally eat what's served to you on a plate and I was really just ignorant about what was and wasn't healthy
>>34850380
when i was 13 i used to say i have large bones. I wasn't fat, but I legitimately thought that my bone structure was making me heavier. I was a fucking retarded kid.
>>34851216
You didn't have to finish every meal
You could have still done your own research
Your parents didn't help, sure, but you're still to blame as well
>>34850990
How far have you come on your journey?
>>34851240
Where did I absolve myself of responsibility? Just said a parental environment that encourages poor eating habits and an unhealthy lifestyle can make progress difficult.
>>34851127
Or you could just tell him to eat less and lose weight bcuz it will help with the asthma or even "cure" it. If he dont wanna be seen he can take night walks. Who would care? His moma aint home
>>34851248
"Holy shit anon... I'd murder my parents if I ever got my life back on track.
Granted, they're fucking morons and are probably gonna die soon anyway, but I'd murder them."
also
"It's because at 15, your parents are the ones buying your food, so it's mostly their fault"
any of these you?
>>34851128
Being think must be cancer privelage. Real cancer not just "bwaah dem doktor find dis lump in me, but iz okayy, is gone 4evr nao"
>>34851273
Nope.
>>34850968
This is me.
>>34851216
How are you now? Body wise*
Like satisfied? Still got some extra weight? Or maybe even abit too little?
>>34851285
oh shit, sorry anon, hard to tells who's who at times
Thought you were one of the faggots that actually were saying the parents were to blame, sorry dude
>>34851296
Got a few kilos to lose. I don't have a good excuse. Just eaten shit and not exercised enough.
21 - 25 I was very sexy.
>>34851127
you can't reminds me of me. got fancy vidya, my mom was happy i was chubby (it was kinda brainwashed in her head that food was rare, so me being chubby was a sign of wealth). Developped asthma. Now in my brain it was nice now i have an excuse for not doing sports. ignore fact that kid next door with asthma was sporty.
In the end it was me who said. i cut out all sugary stuff and simply eat only three times a day and in the eveneing canned fish only. I still wasn't sporty but i lost weight. started beeing more fit. Started to walk from train station to school (15min one way) every day bc. bus from trainstation to school was crowdy. Decided to use my bike in summer to go to school (20 min bcycle one way). Then university hit me. started eating junk food all day bc hurr durr how do i cook. got fatter again. decided screw this. learned how to cook, decided not to eat meat bc it's fucking expensive. now going to gym and working out. i ride my bike to uni every day. First day I needed 7mins. now i can make it in 5 mins. feels good.
After all. What i realized that i did the choices to change. None of my friends told me to do it or "helped" me with it. it was intrinsic to start a new life. That's what all fatties are lacking intrinsic motivation.
>>34850781
>ex telling me how her mom used to be so fat
>thyroid condishun
>stomach stapled to literally force her to stop cramming shit down her throat
>still gaining weight because pantry is always stocked with candy
Glad I peaced the fuck out of that relationship. Ex was already starting to put on weight because "she thought she had the same thyroid thing as her mom".
Eugh why does nobody understand that the thyroid doesn't magically turn 100 calories into 300 calories.
>>34851280
Being thin*
>>34851216
>still making excuses
>>34851301
All good.
>>34851310
Still, congrats on the progress you've made earlier.. and no challenge is worthy if there wont be any set backs. You can lose the extra weight, I believe in you anon.
>>34851318
Maybe, I did admit I was ignorant. That's not really making excuses.
But I really do think that parent's have a responsibility to encourage healthy eating and educate their children on the benefits of a healthy lifestyle.
>>34851329
Yeah, I'll be fine. Just lazy and eating crap the last few months. I'll look good again by Christmas.
>>34851346
>last few months
>will reverse it in about a month
:^)
>>34851360
Yep.
>>34851316
because anon, they are ignorant. They drink up half truths that are spewed from the bowels of pop culture as full truths without further investigating what x and y mean.
I think putting 100% of responsibility on anyone for being overweight is overlooking various societal problems that might have led to them becoming overweight. Sure, plenty of people /could/ weigh 30 lbs less, but why bother when there is a whole FA movement telling them they're beautiful as-is? If stuff like the FA movement and other stuff in society had no effect on people's attitudes towards weight, then there wouldn't be nearly as much hate for them since they'd be irrelevant.
Before someone says I'm a fatty sympathiser, I don't think I'm making excuses for fat people - I am saying we should create a culture where being significantly overweight is not acceptable so that when people get overweight it is quite literally only their fault.
>>34850380
someone claimed they've been a vegan since mid-year
what could be the reason why they're still fat?
soda?
>>34851360
>but iv been having a pint of pure orange juice with every meal now and cant see why its not working
>>34851416
too many calories
>>34851426
of what though?
how many nuts can one person eat?
>>34851416
>>34851432
vegan food is all carb
pasta is vegan
bread is vegan
chocolate pie is vegan
>>34851432
50grams of nuts can have 300 calories
if there honey roasted 450 calories
50g is not many nuts
>>34851432
orange juice has allot of calories
>>34851442
this to be honest family
brother is hungry skelly mode and having trouble eating enough food
I tell him to eat a handful of nuts with every meal and do half-GOMAD
> mfw at three meals a day that's almost 1500 extra calories
>>34851453
More importantly it has a lot of sugar. I always find it amusing when people say they hate drinking pop because of all the sugar but they'll down a glass of OJ because it's "healthy"
>>34851127
cousin, 12, for a second i thought i was in a different type of thread here
>>34851436
>chocolate pie
No unles it's carob
>>34851453
worse than soda
>>34851534
i'm not advocating soda.
95% of what i drink is water and i think that is how it should be for every body
>>34850487
My old Dorito dust covered neighbor was maybe like 35/40% body fat (well over 200 lbs at like 5'4/5'5) once told my fiance that her thighs were like "90% muscle" under the blubber. This girl was like 25 at the time and I'd known her since high school. She'd probably put on a 100 since I'd met her and the diet consisted primarily of mountain dew and Doritos. I no joke saw her go through a Sam's club case of mountain dew cans in 3 days "cramming for a test"
>>34850380
only young people can lose weight! you lost it because your yxz-age!
>>34850810
>see anon exercise will only make it worse and give me more injuries
>>34851453
>>34851534
>>34851477
I get these massive cravings for OJ. Won't drink any for three months and then suddenly I NEED IT RIGHT NOW, ALL OF IT. I assume it's because I don't get a lot of vitamin C otherwise. The same thing happens with fish and grapes.
>>34850957
>that pic
this fucking feel
>>34851594
just eat oranges then you get the fiber too the fullness
>me minding my own business
> mam an pap go and get dinner
> they come back with KFC
> "KFC is healthy just dont eat the skin"
If someone has any excuses of being fat just tell him about Zyzz!
The One True King sacrificed his gains in that Holy Thai Sauna so that we could all one day make it to the Olympus with him.
>Yfw when you realize Zyzz´s story is how religions begin
>Yfw when you realize that in 500 years time, Zyzz will be seen as the More Aesthetic Second Coming
>Yfw when Zyzzlam will dominate the Earth.
The Zyzz will return when all people are under 10% bodyfat!
>>34850781
i actually have a thyroid condition and its harder for me to put on muscle but i still work out 6vdays a week. i might never be buff but at least im not a fatass and i dont feel like shit all the time.
>>34850979
whenever i go to the mall i always just park at the first spot i see, my fat buddy was like wtf you're not gonna look for a closer spot, i was like nah i dont care. he was visibly mad, it was awesome because when we walked closer there were spots everywhere and every time we passed one he let out a little sigh.
>>34850990
wtf kind of catholic are you, i went to catholic school for 12 years and im pretty sure the only stance religion has on health is that your body is a temple and you should treat it as such. not be a fatty.
>>34851731
>Body same size as a temple
>Not fat
Pick one
>>34851639
>zyzzlam
Lel would make me beleive in the one True God
>>34851594
OJ has fuck all vitamin C
>>34850477
> bottled nutella
>>34851156
Pack on hummus/cottage cheese for salad flavor and moisture. Shit's cash.
>>34850487
when I was a fat kid I'd tell myself shit like "I'm not fat. I will be fat when I can stick a pencil in the flab of my belly and it won't fall out!"
> until it did
>>34850957
Fucking this. The only time I ever use the elevator in my hospital is either when I have to go up 5+ floor in a suit (no thanks), or when I'm carting around my data collecting laptop which is on this cart with wheels that kind of requires an elevator.
I REEEEEEEEEEEEEE when I see FAT ASS NURSES caring their Styrofoam lunch things that reek of burgers and grease going up two floors cramping up the elevator.
Nothing triggers me more than overweight nurses/doctors. Like HOLY SHIT you're supposed to be the role-models of fitness, integrity, and intelligence.
>First appointment with new nurse practitioner
>pls be qt milf-like NP
>landwhale enters room wheezing
>sits down and I'm pretty sure she bent the stool
>blah blah family history etc
>so, it seems your high blood pressure is borderline hypertension anon, how is your diet?
>I tell her it's immaculate. Plenty proportioned macros, supplements, very little soda, zero refined carbs blah blah.
>how often do you exercise?
>5 days a week, give or a take an additional rest day if I chose a weekend-day for cardio
>perhaps you should consider losing a little weight anon
>MFW I just got off a bulking cycle
>MFW she's a morbidly obese nurse practitioner telling me to lose weight
>even her shadowing medical student is a bit heavy set.
>MY FUCKING FACE
She ended up giving me the Valium I needed but now I see a doc at the hospital I work at that gives me xanax, which works much better for me. Won't be seeing her again.
>>34851928
As a built/athletic physician, this triggered me. Fat people, nurses, and mid-levels are not human.
>>34851928
im trying to get into my schools nursing program and im currently trying to get fit
only makes sense that those who preach health and medicine should practice it themselves
>i dont like mealprepping because i dont like to eat cold food
>proceeds to eat instant noodles in the lunchbreak
>>34850893
muscle mass is equal to weight, though.
>>34851432
I once ate a pound and a half of peanuts in a day. I shat perfect Payday bars and the stomach pain was near kidney stone level.
>>34852195
Yeah, but when you want to lose weight it's because losing weight is synonymous with getting slimmer/more fit. You can be a fat 150 or a slim 160. Who gives a shit about weight? It's how you look. It's basic logic and it pisses me off that people don't get this, especially when I get told that lifting is stupid and won't help me get slimmer.
>>34850380
>Can't cut my diet cause i would have vitamin deficiencies
But anything metabolism/genetics related sounds fucking stupid. I used to be a fat fuck in my teens, like all my relatives, so yeah, fuck that shit senpai
Nothing can beat that screen cap of a bitch claiming she ate 500 calories a day and still got heavier. Don't have the pic tho.
>>34850957
I think I'm literally the only one who takes the stairs instead of the elevator to the gym. What makes this funny is that I don't even do cardio there, but I'm tired of seeing countless "fit" cougars and new-age fitness guys with colorful clothing and running shoes park their cars outside and take the elevator, only to hop on the treadmill for half an hour or so. I don't think they know how exercising works.
>>34851138
I love this shit. 'Kelli-Jean Drinkwater' always makes me kek. Even her fucking name is against her.
>Oh I used to work out too, until I blew out my knee.
I'm sorry. When was that?
>High School football.
Dude was 50, and easily 300 pounds.
>>34850487
"I'm not that big" was mine. Which at first was true but led to making no effort to keeping it that way.
"I just have a slow metabolism"
Drinks 750ml of vodka a day
>>34852372
>750ml of vodka a day
That's alcoholism.
>>34851432
i eat like 500cal worth of almond butter everyday
>>34852047
I'm glad someone else agrees, I'm a clinical pharmacist doing my residency and there are sooooooo many lard nurses. More of them than doctors, but still enough to make me REE.
>>34852399
No its not.
Its completely normal here in eastern europe.
Even physician´s, lawyer´s and police´s drink everyday
>>34852490
an entire vodka?
>>34850525
>300lbs
you're obese.
>MUH PCOS
>>34852490
>drinking almost a litre of vodka per day is normal
Just because everyone else is an alcoholic doesn't make you any less of one.
>>34852490
750ml of Vodka a day is an entire average spirits bottle in Western Europe brah
Are you sure your measurements are correct?
>>34851928
>>34852047
REE-ing Clinical Pharmacist here again.
Oh and another /fat/ profession that triggers me, are fucking policemen. There is this one fatass cop that works at my hospital (we're in a not so hot part of town plus we have the county's most comprehensive CPEP (Psychiatric Emergency) wing, so we have our own on-site police force and SWAT teams.
I was just in the overflow cafeteria copping a new dope windbreaker with our hopsital's logo on it, and this fat cop (the same one aforementioned) says "I guess we don't cater to the big guys over here", even though there are plenty of options going UP TO 5XL that's 5 FUCKING X's: XXXXXL. He caused a scene thought because they didn't have the color he wanted. A nurse said oh please you're not fat with a smith, and I just kind of looked at her with the :| kind of look.
/rant
>>34850380
>be 6'1 super skelly
>begin Sean10mms stripped 5x5 and eating 3500 kcal / day
>put on a shit ton of weight while staying under 15%bf
>go to lunch with old roomate and gf
>roomate is 220ish at 5'10 (no muscle)
>first time meeting his gf
>she's mirin
>laughing at all of my lame jokes, touching my arm, preening
>i wasn't even trying to flirt
>roomate doesn't like this
>she starts talking about exercise
>mention that i work out
>roomate jumps in and says, "if i had as much freetime time as anon, i'd work out too"
>i say, "it's 4 hours a week dude. You spend more than that playing X-wing"
>he gets pissed and turns red
>gf laughs
Seriously, fatties could do nothing except not eat like pigs and get to a normal body size (not saying anything about getting /fit/). Do they really think it requires that much time? Haha
>>34852066
Sorry I missed your quote in my last post.
Hopefully your hospital/school, provides a free fitness center. Mine does; it's not state of the art in terms of machines and everything, it's kind of a small, but it has alot of treadmills and ellipticals for the qt nurse cardio bunnies.
>>34852530
when you brush your teeth with a decilitre... it's not that much spread over 16 waking hours
>>34852545
you're a dick to your roommate, even if he's fat
Was talking to a girl the other day. She wasn't fat by any means, pretty average in every way (or should I say weigh).
The topic of lifting came up and she said she doesn't lift because her genetics make her grow nothing but muscle and she doesn't want to look like a body builder.
She also said you can't be racist towards white people and other typical feminazi stuff... I won't be texting her back.
>>34852536
>"I guess we don't cater to the big guys over here"
>>34852497
Yes.
>>34852525
No, its not alcoholism. I drink vodka as a "food drink", i dont drink milk.
Sometimes I skip meals and replace them with vodka. I know a lot of people who do that.
>>34852530
Yes, absolutely sure.
>>34852556
This, but I dont drink vodka after I brush my teeths. I try to keep my teeth healthy.
>>34852636
That's alcoholism.
>n-no it's not
Yes it is.
>>34852652
No it is not.
If everyone does it then it is not alcoholism.
You have to understand that it is normal here.
"I don't have the time" from welfare-mooching fucks who only sit on their asses and play videogames all day.
>>34852668
Context doesn't change an objective fact, you idiot.
If everybody is obese that doesn't mean the healthy weight range gets higher too. You're FA for alcohol.
>>34852636
>Doesnt drink vodka after brushing teeth because care about health
>Drink almost a liter of vodka a day
Holy shieeet anon, how much do you lift?
>>34852699
No you dont get it.
All the americans are obese, still you say that vodka is not healthy.
>>34852668
Everybody smokes so it's not a problem!
>>34852699
>>34852726
And you say that you are healthy and you are obese?
Are you shitting me you reitard?
>I just have bad insertions and my weight is totally healthy
>>34852372
Vodka has like no calories though right?
>>34852727
This is excatly what you americans say to us when you say that being obese is healthy
>>34852747
Not so much, so it kinda doesnt count I suppose.
>>34852652
>>34852747
>>34852727
>>34852726
Vodka must a car healthy not drive ambulance
>>34852796
>Vodka must a car healthy not drive ambulance
Oh my sides
The obvious one is slow metabolism. If you take two people of the same height, gender and weight and mostly the same body composition, the most their metabolisms will vary is 20%.
>>34852796
Jak leci?
Ci idioci nie piją wódkę na wszystkich
>>34852796
>>34852871
What?
>>34852871
Holy shit man :D
>>34852747
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=750ml+of+vodka
>>34852903
Perfect bulking season drink I see.
>>34851157
im going to piss in her crock pot
>>34851731
Yeah, jesus in the desert and all that.
It's typically protestants of some sort or another that make stupid excuses to justify sinning.
>>34851240
Didn't your parents tell you to clean your plate, because there were starving kids in Africa.
Also "Waste not Want not".
>>34852796
Looks like the Russians are killing time over the winter by drunken shitposting.
>>34850899
This kind of happened to me.
I didn't stop losing weight but at 1500 calories a day my weight loss eventually slowed to a .5lb a week crawl with my laborious job and gym 3 times a week.
I've started increasing my calories by 100 /day per week and my weight loss is picking back up. I lost two pounds last week which is more than I had lost in the two weeks prior.
>>34853114
It's their only past time.
>>34853128
You were probably just retaining water.
>>34850957
Walking up escalator master race.
I should just stick to stairs though, there's people who are just too fat to walk past and nogs who stand on both sides.
>>34852733
>taking steroid
>looking like DYEL
I've never understood what people see in this autistic kek
>>34852903
Jesus, how could you possibly justify consuming 1640 kcal with zero nutrition?
>>34853225
>nogs who stand on both sides.
>my trains coming
>run
>assi girl standing on the wrong side
>assi girl sees me running
>assi girl doesn't move
>EXCUSE ME
>dumb, cow stare
>what?
>MOVE
>miss train
It should be legal to just kick them over and jump over their stupid corpses. Luckily, I don't have to deal with this very often, because most people aren't retarded, or worse, tourists.
>>34853257
You can't, but alcoholics don't usually care.
Although some (like me) care enough about looking good to cut back or quit.
>>34851639
nice meeming reddit
>>34850789
Shit this is mine.
I wanna cheat until I realize I'm only cheating myself.
>>34850380
>I'm bulking
>>34853407
Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog.
>>34851105
on it
>>34850380
>lifting weights is too hard
>>34851131
>>34851156
I never understood this obsession with salad dressing, it is a fucking salad, it is best raw and as pure as possible! Some salt and pepper, olive oil and lemon juice or vinegar are all you need on a salad
I've just realized that people will never drop the weight if the desire came entirely from themselves.
I know someone who dropped 50lbs in 2 months (300-250) just because he woke up one day and decided he will fit into that shirt he really wanted.
Then here's another guy who you had to persuade to count calories, does so, loses a shit ton of weight, but then goes to gain back the weight when his foodie (read: fat as fuck 200lb womanlet who can't stop eating) gf returns.
>counting calories is hard
>counting calories is NOT NORMAL
Bitch being bigger than your bf is not normal.
>but I LOVE food
>eat eat eat
>hurghgurgurgu
What the fuck is wrong with you guys, you have tasted those foods countless of times why do you have to HAVE them still the fuck.
>>34853583
>if the desire came entirely from themselves.
if the desire DID NOT come entirely from themselves.
Sorry creatine withdrawal.
>>34853583
The whole 'foodie' thing is bullshit anyway. It used to mean being interested in all sorts of unusual food and cooking, now it's an excuse to gorge yourself. If you truly love food you wouldn't poison your body with random crap constantly.
>>34851190
Hot sauce master race, main factor in helping me eat clean
>>34851215
>I think
Just google it geez
>>34853631
If you really love food you wouldn't desensitize yourself to food so much that you need to shovel an assload of it for you to feel everything.
I'm so mad bros he was on the road to making it yet I can't say shit.
>>34853657
>to feel everything.
To feel anything.
>being so mad your fingers and thinking are out of sync.
>>34853657
Fucking awful dude. I don't understand people who are so afraid of being alove they will settle for a crab like that.
>>34852545
>accidentalchad.mpeg
>>34852903
Holy shit...
>>34853671
my bro loves the outdoors and shit. He has siqq calves because despite being fat he hikes everywhere and is pretty stronk because of it. Then whenever his gf tags along (which is almost always) she'll go like "B-BUT I DON'T LIKE THE OUTDOORS" "CAN WE DO SOMETHING ELSE" so he has to yield. I don't understand why he can't leave her. He has pretty good facial aesthetics (no homo) which was improved significantly when he lost weight.
It's oneitis gone wrong. She's 4/10 AT BEST hory shit.
>>34852733
kek
>>34852490
If true lawd help us all
>>34850944
That's right. Your father's sêmen carries genetic knowledge like on Stargate, and there's shit like TV and the internet now. There's no excuse for not knowing something you were never taught.
>>34852872
Stephen Merchant on crack?
This guy is not fat, bad vey out of shape
>the guy only has 6 hours of classes every week (he is doing classics studies)
>doing 2 hours worth of clubs and societies a week
>I don't have time
>I am too lazy to cook (I have only seen him cook three times, and I have been living with him for two years)
I have a friend that says that it doesn't matter what time during the day you weigh yourself, because he compares poop and food in your stomach to chickens in a truck. When 1000 lbs of chicken fly when a truck is being weighed, the truck will loose those 1000 lbs. He implies that the food, poop and piss inside our bodies won't count when we weigh ourself during the night compared to in the morning after a poop.
>always felt comfy at my weight
>I was the chubby guy, legit chubby, not fat
>the funny fat guy, who still helps out moving/painting your shit/carrying something because he's fat but not lazy
>get depressed, family shit, realtionship shit, job failing, uni failing
>put on 1/3rd of my bodyweight additionally
>now proper fucking lardass
>It's fine, there's more to love
>get a rash in my thighflaps next to my ballsack
>starts to smell so rotten I stop fapping because I need to wash my hand for half an hour afterwards for it to stop smelling
>rash doesnt go away
>think I might have an infection or something from that poor hooker I made go through blowing me
>been at that doc since I was 3 years old
>"if you were any other patient I'd recommend you some soaps n shit, but because it's you: get off your lazy fat ass you fucking fat cunt, the only reason it's there is because you're so fucking fat your pubes cant proper grow and keep collecting sweat around htem until it infects itself from friction while moving"
>45kg later
>back at where I was
>chubby
>honestly feel aight with my body
>but proper disgusted by any kind of fat on my body
>body dysmorphia
>goal is 10% bf, I dont even care about being fit, I jsut want as little fat as possible
Many people are chubby/slightly fat and happy with it, esp with a good bodyfat distribution and stuff. But as I saw on myself and some others, you can very easily degrade very quick and at first you wont notice any changes, because you're already chubby and one day you dont have a single pair of pants anymore that fit and you get handaids after fapping.
>>34851432
>how many nuts can one person eat?
you clearly haven't been on /fit/ for too long
>>34853989
the truck wouldn't lose those 1000lbs because the chickens are causing air pressure
>>34853960
>I am too lazy to cook
fuck this shit.
>you have to eat chicken, rice, and greens
>ALL THE TIME?
>you can
>B-BUT I WANT VARIETY
>okay you can make your meals as long as it is within your caloric intake limit and you get enough protein
>B-BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COOK I have a full time jerb
>you can cook on sundays, freeze most, and thaw what you're going to eat that day
>THATS TOO MUCH WORK I HAVE WORK ETC ETC
Sheeeeit I only sleep 5 hours a day, employed full time, commute for 2.5 hours 2-way daily, WHILE studying and I have time for this shit along with 1.5 hours of lifting three times a week.
>>34853989
>When 1000 lbs of chicken fly when a truck is being weighed, the truck will loose those 1000 lbs
Guess what, you're also a retard. The birds flap their wings, generating a downward force so they can go upwards. This force, propagated as wind, hits the floor of the truck pushing it towards earth, simulating even more weight as the birds has to generate more force than their weight exerts to be able to move upwards.
It is only if the birds would simultaneously be in freefall within the truck that they would exert no force upon it.
>>34854046
>>chubby
>>honestly feel aight with my body
>>but proper disgusted by any kind of fat on my body
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_dissonance
>>34854068
>>34854103
I am not doing physics, so I wouldn't know. Guess his metaphor was even more wrong.
>>34851093
Yea but did you activate them?
>>34850957
Literally how the fuck would you correct that at like 14 or some shit. You didn't know better.
>>34854191
>basic fucking forces
>somehow advanced physics an adult man can excuse himself out of by going "well im not a nerd"
Literally high school bullshit, anon.
Man, I'd really feel ashamed if I didn't at least know the absolute BASICS of how the fucking universe I live in and interact with works.
>>34854191
You said that birds don't weigh anything when they're in the air. That's legit fucking retarded man.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>34854191
>I am not doing physics, so I wouldn't know.
This sort of arrogance in ignorance infuriates me to no fucking end. The thought experiment with the birds and the trucks is famous because it is used to teach the most basic of basics in physics in high school equivalents around the entire world for decades.
It's a classroom classic for 13 year olds.
>>34852560
No, real friends try to make you look good infront of others, they don't justify their weaknessess saying things like "if only I had time". Thats beta as fuck.
"I'm tired so I'm gonna take a nap"
>>34852733
That amount of pregnancy scars.
>>34852894
SUOMI MAINITTU TORILLA TAVATAAN!
>>34852490
O kurwa
>>34854385
>>34854191
>>34854304
I didn't do physics at school.
Do you guys know the basics of every subject in the world? Basics of philosophy, women studies, politics, linguistics or economics? I guess not
>inb4 they don't matter
>>34851594
I crave juices when I'm hungover.
>>34851190
Also mustard
>>34851511
Glad I wasn't alone
>>34854103
That example kind of ignores fluid mechanics though. While the downward wind would exert some force on the truck, some of it would be dispersed outwards due to the geometry of the wings.
>>34854662
They don't matter
>>34850380
>You live longer in old age if you have fat in your body because it is consumed first
>Implying fatties live over 50.
>>34854662
That level of physics are mandatory in basically the entire modern world, m8.
Newton's laws of motion are like the physics equivalent of 1+1=2 in terms of how basic that shit is.
Considering you actually went to such a shit school and got such a shit education, this sentence:
>Do you guys know the basics of every subject in the world?
comes of more like filled with envious wonder than snarky comeback. And yes, I and literally everyone I know above the age of 16 know at the very least the basics of the subjects you listed, because I live in a non-shit country where education means more than just industry preparation.
>>34854783
... which exerts force inwards, thus creating no lift for the bird and can be regarded as irrelevant. Net force up=net force down. If 1000lb of birds go UP, 1000lb equivalent of force will go DOWN.
>>34855281
>I live in a country with higher HDI than you for sure
>My whole population is probably more educated than yours
>My country's GDP per capita is probably higher than yours
>My country is one of the best countries to live in
Come again about how shit my country is?
I was never interested in science or natural science, even though I got a B in it. And last time I learned about science was when I was 14.
>>34855307
>If 1000lb of birds go UP, 1000lb equivalent of force will go DOWN.
Scratch that actually, MORE than 1000lb of equivalent force must go down for 1000lb of birds to move upwards.
>>34855462
Talk shit post country. I live in Sweden, literally one of the most well-educated countries with one of the highest standards of living on the planet, disregarding muslim invasion.
If you're even in a top10-country, it must be your school's fault for not teaching you that push up=push down.
>>34855497
>I live in Sweden
Stopped reading there.
Your population basically come to our country to do the shit jobs no one here wants to do, because we are more educated than that. You people stand behind sweaty, smelly and oily counters to serve our asses. Your people basically scrape our shit that we or our immigrants don't want to touch, because we are not savages. And YOU are saying my country is shit? Oh, the irony.
Oh, and don't let me mention your huge muslim kekold rape epidemi and feminazis running your country. Your country is going to collapse any day.
>Now, mr. smart physics guy, figure out where I come from.
The ones that claim every disease under the sun and keep making up new ones after each one you refute.
It's ok that you're fat and that it's hard to lose weight. Every male on planet earth is capable of dropping to 20%bf while still being able to eat lots of tasty, unhealthy food. It doesn't even take significant knowledge or time.
>>34855497
Sweden is on pace to be the poorest country in all of EU by 2030, and will be Muslim majority by 2022. I'd keep my mouth shut before attacking others.
>>34850990
Holy fuck, sorry man I've seen some religious mental gymnastics before but that one blows me away. Reading the Bible part of my motivation for being fit, my body is the host of Christ and all.
>>34855544
>literally asking me to contribute to your lie by picking a country i then automatically concede is better than mine
Nice try.
Breh you don't know force up=force down, I really don't feel the need to defend myself against /pol/ rhetorics from you.
>>34855622
How would I know about how Swedes immigrate to Norway and take McDonald's jobs if I don't live there?
Nice try, jävla bög.
Breh, you are going get raped pretty soon.
don't know about physics >>>> get raped
>>34850380
>"Who needs a boyfriend when you have food?"
>>34850518
>Be me
>Have sickle cell anemia
>Workout anyway
W-we'll a-all make it b-bros...
>>34852518
he said he WAS 300lbs and want to weigh so again (only as a muscular man rather than a slab or lard)
>reading comprehension senpai(ily)
>>34855544
Confirmed Sweden has turned to shit
>>34855666
Gahaha, we send our students for summer work to you because you lucked out on literally the only considerable oil deposits in the entirety of Scandinavia so you have higher cost of living and thus salaries.
I do admit that you're basically Sweden without muslims and feminists, but your entire country is also a big backwater rural area. Even Oslo is practically dead in terms of night life and activities for people <50yo.
I guess my preconceptions about your country might be as off as yours about me standing any substantial risk of getting raped. Or, you know, less.
>>34853989
>>34854103
>>34854191
>>34854304
>>34854662
>implying chickens can fly
>>34855740
m8, they are not students, and they are not there for only the summer. Most of the swedes work there for a couple years, and come back to Sweden to live like kings... well, that's what they say.
Not only were we lucky, but we understood how to manage that luck instead of spending all of the money like many other destroyed oil nations.
>Even Oslo is practically dead in terms of night life and activities for people <50yo.
Guess you haven't been to the good places in Oslo, then. Lots of decent places for young people.
>>34855666
Could you just answer the question. What country are you from that is amazing but doesn't teach kids the fundamentals of physics?
>>34855927
Right, I'm blind.
Scandinavians shouldn't fight, brodre.
>>34850781
>have hypothyroidism
>bf %6-8 year round
>>34855927
Isn't it implied? Norway, for fucks sake.
>>34855951
I usually never argue with other Scandis, but he started yo.
