I have been training at home for a while
I think I am ready for the gym, tomorrow is my first day...
any advice???
>>34847252
>I think I am ready for the gym
ROFL I thought being this autistic was a meme...
>>34847252
Bring a small towel
>>34847252
>>34847252
As long as you don't forget to tip the receptionist and look like an autist you're good.
Bring a small towel
Bring water
Wipe down equipment after you use it
Go to the gym
no one is looking at you
>>34847295
For what?! Lol the receptionists do literally nothing
>>34847252
If you see dumbells on the floor near benches or barbells with plates is common courtesy to return them to their place as soon as you see someone stop using them. If you see towels or shirts on benches or the squat rack take them and give them to the receptionist, this way you don't have to tip them at the end of the day.
>>34847427
I was just gonna post this
>>34847427
this
just put the dumbells and weights on thair place and its fine
>>34847448
Are you autistic or something? Literally, the receptionist is responsible for managing the entire gym while he/she is on duty. If something goes wrong or theres an emergency, its their job to fix it.
>>34847448
Most of their pay is actually from tips. Its like a waiter ig
>>34847427
>>34847427
I am. I judge the fuck out of people and make fun of them with my gymbros. We like laughing at newbies. Sometimes we fuck with them and ask if they're done with their sets or if we can work in just so they give it up lol
>>34847448
Okay bro, enjoy your dirty towels, fucked up monthly payments and broken locks on your locker.
Dont forget your salt.
>dont
>>34847529
This. 1000x this. You don't want to be that awkward faggot who has to ask other guys for salt
>>34847500
>>34847509
That's news to me. At the gym I go to it's always the same people that say hi and nothing more. They just watch you sign in and chat with eAchother. Meanwhile there's always different people cleaning up and up keeping. I have not seen them do anything
>>34847529
Wow. Didn't think I'd see a post this fucking stupid today. When you're trying to make a funny meme don't post something so fucking stupid it makes everyone cringe. This is dumb as fuck. You're a fucking idiot. Fuck off you stupid dip. This has to be the dumbest shit I've seen in years. You're not fucking funny. I'm sure you know how dumb your comment was. Please fucking kill yourself. Kill your family while you're at it. They should be ashamed being related to a fucking retard like you.
>>34847582
So who calls the emergency personnel when it's needed? Who gives out advice when it's asked? Who explains all aspects of the gym? Who takes care of everyone's membership? Who stops people from coming in? Who contacts the company for supplies, maintenance, personal trainers, or anything else? Who do you go to if you have any questions?
>>34847582
Looks like your gym has never faced a real emergency then. I wish I could be as lucky...
>>34847642
Also, who signs out equipment and insures it's returned? Who inspects equipment to make sure it's serviceable. I can go on nigger. Just tip them and stop giving them a hard time.
>>34847603
Inb4 eat a dick.
> I'm surprised you're so salty about this noob.
>>34847667
How about you post your fucking address faggot. I'll fucking beat your ass and everyones asses who live with you. I'll fuck your bitch ass up. Pussy. Fight me you little bitch.
>>34847693
(cont.)
Yeah, thats what I thought...
t. some1 whos bigger than you
>>34847767
Come get ya some Manlet.
Sayre Oklahoma
>>34847821
Are you covering your tits????
MODS
>>34847529
>>34847603
Don't worry anon, I enjoyed your maymay :^)
>>34847517
weak b8 m8
>>34848409
It's ok, m80. He's just a tryhard
>lets get outta here
Wipe off any equipment you use.
Re-rack your weights.
Don't stare.
