Inspired by >>34842519
Who will reign supreme? Place your bets and buckle the fuck up.
>Scooby's husband and Zyzz are immediately killed by the Loch Tess Munster
>zyzz
>alive
>phil heath immediately gives in to his body image issues
>>34843315
lenny obvs and check these dubs
>>34843396
RIP ZYZZ
AGAIN
>>34843396
>>Scooby's husband and Zyzz are immediately killed by the Loch Tess Munster
She sat on them didn't she.
Pulling for big lenny or chad thundercock.
>>34843315
Gainz Goblin gonna fuck everything up.
>>34843315
Putting my money on Jeff
>>34843396
>Zyzz
nigga are you serious ?
>>34843396
>weighted dibs grabs a sword
it's a katana isn't it
>DAY 1
>scooby defeats the mutant but spares his life
>rippetoe taints lenny's food, killing him
>dom terrifies reality with broscience
>klokov somehow dies from untreated injuries
>virgins gains convinces hafthor that he should live a cruelty-free way of living. hafthor dies of malnutriton
Pulling for based rippletits
>>34843528
>Wojack picks flowers
>>34843528
>Forearms Lady collects fruit from a tree
I bet its bacon tree.
>>34843315
Half of them are memes. This is gay. Do over with all real life people, then make a game out of it.
>>34843528
>gains goblin injures himself
my sides
>>34843528
>Vg and rippletits go the coward route
What a bunch of cunts
>scooby looks at the night sky, mourning the loss of his husband while plotting his revenge against the loch tess monster
>vogon gains and the loch tess munster exchange plans
>CHAD THUNDERCOCK is awoken by memories of his beta days
>julius is awoken by PTSD given to him by fat fighters
>>34843528
LENNY NO
>>34843528
chad and jeff join together and make the alpha team, searching for people to dominate
>DAY 2
>Forearms lady allah snackbars Jeff and Vagoo Gains
>Scooby keeps his body dysmorphia at bay
>Wojak orbits the loch tess munster
>>34843674
Arnold is going for Mt. Olympus
>>34843674
Jeff pls go
>>34843674
This is fucking great rofl.
>>34843674
>Rippetoe and the Gainz Goblin in cahoots
>>34843717
makes sense
>in a rage caused by her killing his friend, CHAD THUNDERCOCK grabs the forearms lady and mercilessly tears her into pieces. her cries of fatshaming fails to stop her fate
>pepe cries to mark rippetoe and demands him to kill him, mark refuses
>rich piana stumbles into a hole and dies
>>34843729
Piano! NOOO! NOT LIKE THIS!
>>34843729
>mfw rich piana LITERALLY fell to his death for the SS meme
>DAY 3
>arnold finds a hatchet on mt.olympus
>the loch tess munster nearly kills supermong, but spares his life seeing that they are both failures
>reality strangles le fedora man to death because of his constant shitposting
>crippling body dysmorphia finally hits CHAD THUNDERCOCK
>>34843396
>weighted dips grabs a sword
>>34843782
Arni is doing fine as fuck.
>mark rippetoe is kept awake by thoughts of SS victims
>at what seemed like the start of a beautiful relationship, the loch tess munster decides that maybe she should've killed supermang after all
>wojak begins to feel body dysmorphia
>pepe fails to start a fire and wonders if life is truly worth living
>reality, julius and dom ponder their futures
>>34843840
Gains Goblin has this, I believe
>>34843840
>Loch Tess Monster kills Supermang
Who's high test now?
>DAY 4
>mark builds a makeshift gym
>arnold is terrified by reality
>scooby injures himself while doing skateboard squats
>crippling body dysmorphia hits arnold
well fuck
>>34843966
It can happen to any of us...
>>34843966
ARNOLDD> WHYYYYY!?!?!??! YOU WERE SO BIG, WHY COULDN'T YOU SEE IT?
>>34843857
>gains goblin dies of an infection
>the loch tess munster decides to not go to the feast
>>34844038
DOM GONNA EAT THAT FEAST ALL BY HIMSELF
>reality accidentally kills scoobert
>mark accidentally kills dom
>the loch tess munster climbed a tree
>THE LOCH TESS MUNSTER CLIMBED A TREE
>crippling body dysmorphia dies of dysentry
>>34844086
>Lock tess climbs a tree
I doubt that.
>julius loses all faith in humanity as he is tracked down and killed by reality and mark rippetoe
>pepe screams at the loch tess munster and tells her to get off his fucking board
>>34844133
Aww shieeet
>>34843315
WHY ARE WEIGHTED DIPS A MEME
YOU ALL WOULD BE GRATEFUL TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU COULD DO ONE WEIGHTED HALF-DIP
>reality bashes mark's head against a rock
>tess munster eats all of pepe's food
shit is getting real
>>34844176
>reality hides in a cave for shelter as the loch tess munster falls to her death while climing a tree and causes a massive earthquake
>the aftershock and loss of food causes pepe to die of hunger
B T F O
T
F
O
>>34844205
Man...
Reality hurts...
>reality wins
Remember: reality will always fuck you over no matter how hard you try.
>>34844272
>POTTERY
>>34844205
>Loch Tess Monster attempts to climba tree, but falls to her death.
lel
>>34844272
aw shiat
Holy fucking shit,i was afraid the monster would win.
>>34844272
This is almost too poetic
Man, I had such high hopes for the Pianist and Rips. Shame about Klokov, and Lenny too.
Nicely done, OP.
