Your gf: Ow someone just slapped my butt
Turn around and see this. What do you do
>>34837767
Show him how low my dick hangs, Compared to my balls.
>my gf
>>34837767
engage in fisticuffs
Shout "ONE DAY YOU MAY" and cry softly.
suck his dick in hopes that his mutant cum flooding my mouth would be an adequate enough personal sacrifice for him to not vaginally destroy my gf
>>34837767
Kidney punch.
>he wants her 2 scoops
c'mon
Leave gf behind
bitch pinata pls go
>>34837767
I dunno, whats his name?
>>34838005
ohhh its rich piana dude /fit/ has been making him into a meme because of his antics on his youtube channel
Well-off Clavichord, please go
>having a gf
>>34837777
Top kek
>>34837777
>QUADS
confirmed for having low hanging dick
https://instagram.com/p/5dOV2Aineq/?taken-by=arantzaofficial
>>34837767
>gf
>/fit/
pick one
>>34837767
Shame on you, Piano... You're a married mutant now.
light his oil filled arms on fire
>>34837767
>lightly poke his tricep with a pin
>arm explodes
literally no problem
