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>smesh it
>>30668094
>>30668094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOkYwNMLdY
>>30668094
pls no, we've summoned the mong enough, not again. He'll come and start shitposting again
>>30668626
gollum
gollum
>>30668626
Oh God how is this so fresh...this is amazing like the birth of a /fit/ star
>Diddly lift
as long as you don't say suparmong's actual handle, he won't show up.
Supermang
SUPERMANG I SUMMON THEE
SUPERMANG I SUMMON THEE
SUPERMANG I SUMMON THEE
>>30669012
He's not beetlejuice
>>30670495
you forgot to wait 20 posts bro
>>30669106
>>30670495
Now look what you've done
>30670495
What's your diddylift toetill
>>30670747
who are you quoting?
>>30670495
>this poster
>>30670775
vocaroo.com/i/s0xxBmlCoO5h
Requesting a transcription of Supermang's speech for copypasta
>>30670495
not everyone's life is dedicated to weightlifting like yourself btw m8
>>30670495
patrick pls go.
go ask your dad what he thinks about your job.
>>30670975
I actually started doing that. I got about one minute in and stopped because I was getting annoyed and he was using the word "like" too much.
>>30670495
mong I typically just ignore you since you're like the anita sarkeesian of this board
but dude that vocaroo confirms what a joke you are.
i mean you even sound like what one would expect a roiding attentionwhore sheepfucker to sound like
>>30670975
Working on it but the part where he talks about his bench is hard even for my australian brain to translate:
"Isley, isley, isley
Ye never leern man, ye never leern. Like someone's geeting sceerd cause dey gonna git outtoteled; like whaddaya gonna do whin it hippins isley? Whaddaya gonna do - it's iniveetible. It's just iniveetible. Like. Y'know. I got ya squat...een the bag. Like. I'm cumming (honestly how he pronounces it) up on ye diddlyift I'm not evin like less then twenny keelo awey from your bist diddlyift men (inhale) an' don' eevin git me sterted on binch. Whad ees it like your bist binch is like a hunna twenny five keelo; whas dat like two anna helf plate an some chenge....like. I cin rip dat shit like twenny times now an trow it troo a roof it's almost like a wahm up fer me I conseeder two plate a wahm up. An'! Whahappens when I binch like.."
Keep going?
>>30671384
>>30671384
YES!
Your writing is perfect translation of his accent!
>>30671423
That is the holy scripture of the supermang. Imbibe it's wisdom, or use it for toilet paper.
>>30671522
Quotes dubs
Gets dubs
All sequential
I'm pretty satisfied now
ÏA! ÏA!
Supermong fhtagn!
>>30671384
>Sounding this much like a Lethal Weapon villain
Really?
>>30671616
>>30671446
Well, I tried. Here's the accent version:
"Isley, isley, isley
Ye never leern man, ye never leern. Like someone's geeting sceerd cause dey gonna git outtoteled; like whaddaya gonna do whin it hippins isley? Whaddaya gonna do - it's iniveetible. It's just iniveetible. Like. Y'know. I got ya squat...een the bag. Like. I'm cumming (honestly how he pronounces it) up on ye diddlyift I'm not evin like less then twenny keelo awey from your bist diddlyift men (inhale) an' don' eevin git me sterted on binch. Whad ees it like your bist binch is like a hunna twenny five keelo; whas dat like two anna helf plate an some chenge....like. I cin rip dat shit like twenny times now an trow it troo a roof it's almost like a wahm up fer me I conseeder two plate a wahm up. An'! Whahappens when I binch like..three anna..three anna quater binch, three anna three quater plate whad ees it one hunna sevenny keelo?! Thin wha? Thas like...whad ees it..forty five keelo dif'rence mate. The bar is (ININTELLIGIBLE) set too low man. Like yer ginna lose man. Dere's like...y'gonna git...y'gonna git OUTTOTALED by some like random nanny who hasnt bin training fer like...two yeers. An I started whiff nuffing. Like seexty fihve keelo whiff no muscle miss whatsoiver. An...Whit were you four yeers ago...? Four yeers ago...tha's right, four yeers ago I saw dat veedio an' you were a nintey keelo thin. An' now you're nintey three keelo. So whit have you bin doing fer the last four yeers?
Cont.
>>30671699
I dunno! I dunno what you bin doing I dun't care. Buh! Fect is, I'm gunna outtotel an' thin I'm gonna go eevin hiveer an' git to hunja an' five an then im probly gunna pool fah mo' weight thin you will probly pool in yo' intire lifetime an' you're jus' gonna make ixcuses like, uhm, "Oh you're hivier thin me, bluh bluh bluh" PFFT. C'min men. (Laughter?) Din't bee med! Ar'ite?! (Mumbling) Yee right leaftuh, yee right, yee n't bid right y'okey, buh, y'nuffing when y'standing nex' t' me. Y'nuffing when y' standeeng nex' t' th' bist cus' I'm th' bist. I'm th' bist. I'm bitter thin you, I git bitter progresh'n thin youu, I fucking wan' it mo' thin youu, I FUCKING trein hah'der thin youu, I yeat more, y'know you cin have yuh fencey cooch who nivah trein'd a chimpiun in is' fucking life an' an' invintid some Wilks...algorithm I don't give a fock about dat shet, y'know in yuh fencey gym an' yuh fencey equip'munt I dun't eevin need dat t' beet you, y'know, I jus' need a BARbell all I need t' git streng is jus' a BARbell I cn' do errythin wi' a BARbell. An' y' goh...y' goht a pigin chist y'knew y' git' a pigin chist roight? Like dere are gerls binching mo' dan you in the I Pee If. Ar'ite? Yo' BINCH is like..a welkin' joke, y'know? Jus' meek shure you prepeer dat defeet spich unce I git on cam'ruh an' put it up, right? Meek shure you meek dat lest like a mahl long lest of like excuses? Like uh. Like y'know why you got outtoteled, y'know, aw, din't figit, like, t' add on dat lest, like, cum, accuse me of stare-oids, and um, attick the range of mohshon and attick the deepth an' all dis uvver bullshet right.
Cont.
>>30671711
Cus' we know, we both know whas' gonna heppen right? Like deep down you know its gunna heppen too, y'know. The bahr gits sit too low, y' lifetime leafts, are like, a stipping stone fer mi. Might be imprissive to uvver people but it doesn't impriss me. Cus I'm, I'm, I've gitting dere. So, pfft. Y'know? An' I'm jus' gonna cresh you an' jus' trow you away into the wend. And you'll be fergotten. Dat will be the end of ut. Okay? You deel whiff it. Deel whiff it you fuckin' fegget."
Fin.
>>30671699
>>30671711
This is gold breh
>>30671718
capped for justice
>>30671741
>someone capped a post by lil' ol' me ;_;
Can someone post a picture of Isley? I've never seen him before. Is he a kiwi too?
>>30671718
>>30671790
Nvm, I checked plg. First image
