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/fit/ humor thread
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Is anyone lurking, or is it just me.
still goin'
idgaf
this thread is like my bed at night
empty except for me dumping in it
>>29500833
I'm here faggot
>>29500854
then it's exactly like my bed at night
except it's you instead of your mom
>>29500854
you're my only friend
>>29500854
please come back
i didn't mean it
I have arrived, these are great by the way
i don't even think the thread's bumping anymore
fuck it
i'm out
>>29500965
oh fuck you
i was almost out
FUCK IT
I'M DONE
>>29501058
STILL DONE
but thanks
>>29500967
lol
>>29500938
My dick
>>29501038
Holy shit.
It's beautiful
>>29500815
around here that man would have had the hounds set upon him
these were the dankest of pictures, haven't seen almost any of them and saved almost all of them. Thanks op
>>29500763
Why is /fit/ humor best humor?
>>29500938
>Yeah sure.
Alpha male detected.
>>29500903
Hey anon, I love you
>>29500967
I remember this thread.
>>29501250
>F1 car driving through a chainsaw factory
>>29500779
im here brah, laughing
>>29501277
I don't even lift, I just come here for the humor
>>29501390
kek
>>29500815
my fucking sides
>>29500989
fkin leld
>>29500833
based king milkfart alpha as fuck
>>29501250
>several people see me stuffing a live turd into my gym bag
I cant deal with this
This is the best /fit/ humour, wait, general humour thread I have seen in a long time, bravo chap
Does anyone have the one where a guy sharts in the middle of lecture and tries to get out?
>>29500779
lurrrking lol
Not sure if funny or depressing for me
>browsing fit
>slightly aroused
>See some fit grills, rocking 45% chub
>Decide to look up some porn, start to fap until 85% peener
> Go to my bathroom for easiest cleanup
>In the time it takes me to walk there, I have to pee
>"Fuck it, if I keep rubbing it out, the cum will take precedence"
>Start edging a bit
>Using my imagination gains only, working pretty well
>Edging a bunch now, applying lube, weirdly nonerotic
>Keep feeling like I'm about to blow, but feel little to no sensation of cumshotting
>Decide fuckit, apply more lube, go to town
>oh ooh oooohhh OOOOOHHHH
>FULL RELEASE
>hard streams of yellow waterry jizz shoot out of my dick onto my wall and floor
>Realizing I am literally just peeing
>Try to aim for toilet but it's too late
>mfw when I didn't even get to cum
This happened a few hours ago, I tried to clean it up, just hoping by bathroom doesn't smell like piss for weeks
>>29501658
Cracking up
>>29500938
not bad
>>29501801
wow
>>29500921
You have awesome taste in humorous screencaps
n-no homo its not like I like you or anything...
>>29501026
That wasn't funny at all
I am become feel
>>29501058
hahahahahaha
>>29501919
>So sick. So chill. So DOWZER!
I haven't seen this in years I'm fucking dying right now holy shit. I'll post whatever classics I can find
>>29500938
>yeah sure
Stud
>>29500779
love this one
>>29501058
my sides
>>29501919
this is fake right
>>29500801
typical porn roiders
>>29500849
after the second round that's the best you can hope for
>>29501058
high quality b8
>>29501392
hahahahahah
>>29502202
>I came
I have some older stuff from when I used to lurk this board years ago.
let me know if these still get circulated quite a bit, I'll stop posting
>>29500967
to all who are posting, just remember, there is like a good 70% of /fit/ here lurking quietly
>>29502457
First was posted a lot, this one ive never seen. Continue.
>>29502457
im fucking crying
fat shaming on PoF
>>29502496
>all youre worth
alpha as fuck
>>29502457
>>29502501 x1000
>>29502030
i agree with this
having a dear ol chuckle
fat shaming in class
>>29501058
Solid effort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdGczo9Kzqo
>>29501352
SS claims another
this one probably gets posted a lot still, posting anyway because its one of my favorites
>the feels
>>29502496
Fuck this destroys me every time
rip sides
> keep the change, its all youre worth
alpha as fuck
>>29502563
o_o yep, that's me
>>29502517
every fucking time
>>29500815
>hook-up honker
this was posted in a sticky one year for new years
Screencapped like 2 days ago. Enjoy!
>>29501250
>live turd
lel
pretty sure this is the source of "u r 1 cheeky knt m8"
>>29500779
Actually seems like a pretty bro thing to do.
starting to run out of good ones.
>>29500849
Is funny because is true.
>alpha as phuck
>>29501809
This guy died like 5 hours later
>>29502765
I find this difficult to believe.
Modern classic
>>29502791
Maybe he puked up too many of his gains and committed sudoku
>>29502801
i dont know whats more funny, that shes actually not annoyed before the 7th or 8th cookies are ready or the actual picture
>>29502801
LOOOOOOOOOOL
GOAT sir, GOAT
bit of OC for you
Might dump
>>29502863
>>29502872
>>29502619
>kitchen joke
its like its really 2007
>>29502880
>>29502927
Not /fit/ but fucking hilarious
>>29502939
You're all screenshot and /fit/ unrelated bro
step it up son
>>29502971
wh....what
>>29502939
just woke my roommate up since i couldnt stop laughing
>>29502986
>>29502457
legit cringe
>>29502540
>We'll probably get rid of you for the good of humanity
>>29503018
>>29502985
[x]rekt
>feel sick, take few days off from gym
>family in town, eat, drink, etc
>have pancakes and eggs for breakfast, protein shake later for snack
>they leave, I want to go to gym, but tired
>decide to do an hour of HIIT
>1:4 interval, walking parts ok, running parts give me sharp pain in stomach
>keep going anyway
>stomach feels weird, growls
>uh oh, still sick
>decide to go home, get to car and butt hole about to explode
>drive home, cut off taxi, speeding
>get back, run into house with car door open, front door open, bathroom door open
>butt hole senses we're there, opens floodgates (no pun intended)
>tear shorts off and aim at toilet
>make it in time, but worst smelling dump ever
>poop is liquid, semi hard bits, mostly frothy
>flush twice, relax on toilet and happy i didnt go in the car
>look on the floor, see I didnt quite make it. wipe it up with toilet paper, orange stain left on the floor
>get up and flush, see drips on the wall, clean them and flush again.
>dont even wipe, just go straight into the shower for this one
>>29500989
This actually made me chuckle
>>29502985
>>29503032
>>29500753
I was in this thread!!! 111!
>>29503072
Please, curb your enthusiasm
you're typing like a /b/tard
>>29503052
made this for that thread
>>29503051
>>29501390
Formula 1 drivers actually do weight training with the necks. Since formula 1 cars take turns at such a high speed, the driver's necks are subject to a lot of force during turns and they need to be strong enough to resist it.
>>29503102
Not /fit/ related but I feel like some of you fuckers would do this.
>>29502517
>I'm probably more stable than the chair you're sitting on right now.
>>29503114
>>29503108
How about Nascar drivers? They go pretty fast on the tracks.
>>29501317
Remember this, was gold/22
>>29503321
kek
>>29503354
legit shoulder exercise
>>29502861
Top lol
>>29503321
typical /fit/
>>29503268
>>29501317
Haha yeah I was there for this one xD
Great shit
You guys aren't from /fit/
>>29503321
i wonder if this is true
>>29503414
guy in background looks like hes taking a swing at the mirror
>>29502801
LE BONBON EST FINI
>>29501592
I still don't get this. As someone who's not a native english speaker I had no idea what a manatee is supposed to be when read that, and apparently I'm not alone in this. It's not exactly a term you see every day.
>>29501054
there's spilling your spaghetti and then there's that.
what in fucks fuck was she thinking
>>29503436
>>29503191
No one will understand this if you dont post the original thread dipship
Also i was in that thread!!!11!1
>>29503436
>IN THE GYM ITS YOU VS YOU
>>29503460
You're being a faggot and not the good kind
God tier fit humor thread. Thanks whoever posted OC and content you dont see on every other fucking humor thread
>>29503503
Belongs in cringe thread but still funny
>>29502985
my hero
>>29503590
Beta thread, used to get lots of those in /fit/
>>29501625
>that female Jeff
Holy shit
>>29503170
this guy, i wanna be friends with him
>>29503170
Holy fuck and it oozes legit, amazing
![Anderson-Cooper-laughs-thumb-375xauto-28358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t83W1XE.jpg "Anderson-Cooper-laughs-thumb-375xauto-28358[1].jpg")
>>29502247
>thanks mountain dew
>>29502563
>>29502577
it's everyone
man I don't regret making this change in the least but I would've thought more things in my life would have changed than my appearance and how I spend 2 hours/day. shitposting and feeling bcuz no gf is still my favourite pastime.
