Write a letter to my gym receptionist one word at a time.
I will print the letter off, place it in an envelope and then hand it to her and stand around for the fall out. I will provide proof that I handed the letter to her in any way requested.
Nigger
space
>>28033327
look
crab
recipe
tips?
will
good
you
dear
London
scary
about
anal
what
dongcopters
squatting
glutes
Zyzz
pooty
for
Appendage
stank
Scooby
Thursday?
wiggly
ayy
Khaleesi
miring
ayy
Nickelback.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
lmao
assrape
acceptance
>>28033327
labia
moist
love hole
but
And
Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
ruffian
cardio
>>28033515
>>28033487
stop pls
ayyy
juicy
muh
rippletits
>>28033532
Sincerely
genocide
Dear Nigger
space
look crab recipe tips? will good you dear London scary about anal. what dongcopters squatting glutes. Zyzz. Pooty for Appendage stank Scooby Thursday? Lurking wiggly ayy(lamo) Khaleesi miring. ayy Nickelback pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis lmao. assrape accecptance. labia moist love hole but and opadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon ayy.
lmao
mongoloid
>>28033557
dont use the really long words that faggot is posting
jeff zyzzleman
>>28033557
>>28033558
ebin, just put my final "lmao" pls
fitness!
scoobert
jeff
glistening
Dear Nigger
space
look crab recipe tips? will good you dear London scary about anal. what dongcopters squatting glutes. Zyzz. Pooty for Appendage stank Scooby Thursday? Lurking wiggly ayy(lamo) Khaleesi miring. ayy Nickelback lmao assrape accecptance. labia moist love hole but and ayy. juicy muh rippletits ;)
Sincerely, genocide
Lmao
mogoloid
>>28033574
this, ignore the faggot
y-you
memes
I will be waiting outside when you get off of work. Be ready. Be warned.
>>28033615
One word at a time pls
if
>>28033600
deadlifts
Rape
>>28033600
fucking kek video yourself giving it to the receptionist
>>28033600
>juicy muh rippletits
fuck im dying
xD
>>28033644
Done. I go to the gym in a few hours will post later tonight or early tomorrow.
p.s. pic related is the formatting.
>>28033678
God, please OP, just slide the paper infront of her and don't say a word, when leaving the gym tell her: y-you too and run away
OP make sure you leave a tip
>>28033678
fuck i hope you deliver
>>28033678
>not writing it by hand in overly flowery cursive
>>28033678
>labia moist love hole
>juicy muh rippletits
this is fucking gold
>>28033600
>labia moist love hole but and ayy. juicy muh rippletits ;)
I'm fuckin dying OP, if you don't deliver I hope you get gyno
>>28033709
>2018-4
>not tipping your receptionist everytime
>>28033772
>implying I don't already have it
>>28033709
>>28033797
Should I leave a dollar in the folded letter?
>>28033797
Do Americans really tip their receptionists?
>>28033809
at least 5 dude
>>28033809
Put a note with your number in there
In b4 home gym
>>28033870
and he tips his mom after giving her the letter
tits?
My gym doesn't even have a gym receptionist.
>>28033831
no you dumbass
>>28033888
>>28033870
just as good
I'm lellin OP please deliver
bukkake
>>28033905
Then how do you tip her?
>>28033993
With your fedora anon
>>28033888
>>28033870
http://www.gobroncos.ca/index.php/fitness
my gym
>>28033905
Mine has 5. I hope I get Rachel because I have been trolling her hard lately.
>>28033943
I have no intention of not delivering.
>>28034027
GOOD LUCK OP
>>28033678
Can you use a gopro camera for this?
>>28034074
yea go buy a go pro to deliver for /fit/
>>28034051
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>28034074
No. I will use my cellphone.
>>28034115
>No. I will use my cellphone.
how are you imagining this to work out?
>>28034144
>walk in, cellphone camera running
>hand her the letter
>pull down my pants
>ask her if she is an archeologist because I have a prehistoric bone that needs examining
>she invites me into the reception alcove
>I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>28034115
>not using a go pro
>>28034337
lol
>>28034337
you forgeted spaghetti in his pockets
>>28034337
>spending $400 to please fit
Could you be any more beta?
>>28034422
this OP tape your smart phone to your head
>>28033553
>>28033556
Sincerely, Genocide
top lel
I am leaving now. I will deliver in 4-5 hours.
>>28034752
fucking epic
penetration?
This is what you autists find funny?
>>28034797
>not finding but yolo swag yolo penetrate my yolo funny
if op doesnt deliver i will rape him, i know where he works out (i am the receptionist)
>>28034797
ur mum thought my dick was funny last night because of how small it is
>mfw this thread
>>28034816
I'm cumming 4 you
>>28034846
my face is also faced
>>28034752
>>28034752
This. Fucking. Thread.
>>28034752
Hahaha hahahah nigga please deliver
>>28034752
Godspeed, OP
>>28034752
not op
>>28034752
>>28034937
pls don't say that
>>28033699
>implying he won't be escorted out by the police
>>28034959
no trip :(
>>28034752
5 hours??
>>28033557
>dear nigger
every time. lel.
>>28034752
if you use your mobile handheld device to take picture how did you picture a snap photo of it are own phone?
>>28034988
its not op dildo
>>28035005
>filename
>it's infront of a desk chair
do u even webcam?
>>28034959
never fear
>>28034937
fuck you
>>28034979
>implying I won't cartwheel away
>>28034988
I need to lift and then I have to stop at my friends house.
>>28035026
dis nigga gets it
>>28035016
fuck you
>>28035040
>I need to lift and then I have to stop at my friends house.
wtf she's not the gym?
>>28034937
He just forgot the tripcode brah
>>28035040
B A S E D AS FUCK WE SHALL REMEMBER YOU AS LETTERBRAH
>>28035062
No. I need to do this, lift, leave the gym saying "y-you too" and run away. Then go to my friends house to drop off his gutiar.
>>28035040
I belief in u OP
>>28034752
you didn't trip for that post faggot. Im not gunna believe every fucking picture on 4chan
i believe you now
>>28035040
this is autistic as fuck but i like autism threads so good luck OP i hope you do this
>>28035040
OP middle finger is rude
>>28035102
It's okay. Sometime our autism gets in the way.
Letterbrah out.
>>28034337
mirin infinititties
Coochy
and then letterbrah was born
God speed Letterbrah,God speed.
Also, I think we just witnessed the birth of a new Trip.
Today was a good day, /fit/.
This thread will be way funnier if OP doesn't delivar.
Sure is /b/ in here
>>28035040
That fucking are op doesn't lift or belong to a gym
Bump for keeping alive, in op i trust
surely OP will deliver...
>>28036406
He's already said he won't be back for a while
>>28033327
creatine.
op pls
>>28036725
He said 4-5 hours or something
>>28035466
I agree.
>>28036388
I will deliver, I am leaving for the gym in 30 minutes.
>>28036514
>>28036725
No need to bump, I will make a new thread.
>>28036388
pic related
>>28036406
watch the skies, friend.
>>28036938
Godspeed letterbrah
>>28036938
Hahaha letterbrah
The trip /fit/ needs, not the one it deserves
>>28033327
You better not come back crying.
>>28036938
pls link new thread when you make it letterbrah
>2014
>meming your receptionist
STILL WAITING
>>28033327
slut
>>28038707
OP got arrested for sexual harassment kekek
>If his receptionist is a fat black feminist
oboy, can't wait.
>>28034027
>Albertabrah
My nigga.
op will surely deliver
>>28035040
KEEP IT ALIVE
>>28039801
AYY
let's get this shit shakin like parkinson's
bump. Just got here
if you retards keep bumping the thread will reach its post limit. + OP said he'd post in another thread.
>>28039805
LMAO
got to go to bed, keep it alive for me bros
>>28039908
>OP
>delivering
I already love letterbrah, but he is an OP, I wouldn't get my hopes up
>>28039805
LEHMAOW
>>28039908
Ayyy lmao
>>28033327
m'lady
ayyy lmao
>>28033719
This please
ayy lmao
oh god somebody screencap this
>>28040144
Who is this?
nice dubs btw
>>28040208
Me.
>>28034115
Canada fag
>pls be in Ottawa
>>28040208
Some russian skank
>>28040208
liraley keltskaya
ayy lmao
>>28039676
yes, let's just wait
>>28040562
Ayy lmao
>>28040636
AYY LMAO
>>28040562
THANK YOU BASED ayy lmao SKELETON
>>28039805
EL EHM AY OH
EL
EHM
AY
OH
>>28034422
OP hide the phone in you're fedora
>>28040870
>you're
your an idiot
>>28040969
Ayy lmao
>>28033600
> lmao assrape accecptance
>>28033327
OP YOU MAD CUNT WHERE ARE YOU???
I think he got arrested or spaghettied so hard he had a heart attack.,
I am here.
>>28041000
>>28040969
Ayyyyyy lmao
>>28041022
You ready bitch?
OP is a faggot
>>28033600
Sounds like something Caharlie from Its Always Sunny would write.
>>28041047
I trusted you
>>28041047
This is the worst thing that's happened to me all week.
I'm so fucking glad I caught this thread
>>28041047
Not the same trip.
>>28035466
Anyone who's been on 4chan for at least 4 years would've regularly browsed /b/, you know that right?
Aight this ain't right I need to sleep. OP suck a dick
>>28041055
I am uploading it now.
>>28041373
Thank you jesus
>>28041373
I love you
>>28041373
toasting in potential breads
>>28041373
F5....F5....F5...F5...
>>28041373
Hurry Opie my bed time is in 16 minutes.
>>28041373
c'mon m8.
>>28041373
oh man
>>28041373
i 1 2 b leave
>>28041373
post proof
bamp
come on OP
TOASTING FOR GLORY!
Damn does it really take 10 minutes?
Dubs and OP is full of shit.
>>28041612
Ooooooo close.
Satan trips and OP is kill.
>>28041629
Nooooo Santa nooo
>>28041629
fuck off
While this was exciting you guys were most definently all fooled into thinking OP would be autistic enough to do this.
>>28041629
Satan dicks
> Damn man I'm so tired.
> why? Didn't you get any sleep?
> Nah bro. I waited up all night to see this autistic kid give a meaningless letter to a chick at his gym.
> You were at the gym waiting?
> No. He duct taped his cell phone to a beanie and recorded it.
> Dude we gotta have a talk.
Delivered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>28041663
Never underestimate the autism on this board.
>>28041666
>Satan dicks
>666
That get
>>28041685
Not the same guy
>>28041685
fag
>>28041666
Dammit.
>>28041666
>Satan dicks
>>28041685
simply ebin :^)
Almost here guys
>>28041666
wut
>>28041666
>666
> 30 minutes later and still no word from OP
>>28041666
>Satan Dicks
Is the end upon us?
How long OP?
>>28041666
spooky
> saves thread from Satan trips with 777 trips
>>28040562
thank mr skeltal
>>28041762
save
>>28041691
Fixed for u
>>28041666
