Write a message to 14 year old self, three lines in greentext.
>drop that basketball practice you are too short for basketball player anyway
>start eating regular meals and whey shakes are not something unnatural
>stay away from smokes and pot your lungs will thank you
>>27459699
I can do it in one
>keep pounding OP's mums dirty slag pussy
>>27459699
hey man, if your path was different, you wouldnt be you, so just keep on brother, no rear-view
>Dont waste your life with the girl youll be with when youre 16, study instead
>Dont order pizza so much, stop being fat in general
>Read up on lifting
>>27459718
also
>tfw you have a good laugh at one of your shitposts
>>27459732
Staring at the world through my rearview
Just looking back at the world, from another level
Ya know what I mean?
16 year old self is good too?
>don't spend too much time chasing grills
>cardio is not gay, as stuffing your face a.k.a. bulking is not "manly"
>keep doing bodyweight exercises
>>27459762
r.i.p, ill honor you with my next drink
>get out of the cardio room and lift some weights with your brother
>drop that p90x shit and go to the gym
>don't tell her how you feel about her just yet
>you have a very addictive personality
>don't smoke pot before school. seems like a good idea but its not
>if you don't work on your posture ASAP you will regret it
>start getting into fashion right now, learn how to dress yourself
tip of the iceburg
>stop wasting time on high school girls, college will be way better
>stop eating shit food your family cooks you: eat clean
>start lifting, people dont care if youre weak or fat, in a years time, you'll be the guy they're mirin
bros, how much longer until the technology actually exists to do this?
>yes, it's a cult.
>don't be a pussy, keep doing muay thai, and lift on the side
>the world will get shittier, but you will get better
>>27459699
>You can get A's easily if you put in the effort and it is worth it to do so.
>Don't stop writing and definitely don't stop reading
>Lift weights and go to parties because the two of you won't be together forever.
>stop eating so much candies goddamn
>dont listen to music so loud, tinnitus is a bitch
>ask parents for a home gym they will gladly do it
>listen to him, do not fall for her, she's not worth it
>listen to him, do not fall for her, she's not worth it
>listen to him, do not fall for her, she's not worth it
You are worthless
Stop trying
Kill yourself feggit
>>27459936
ayy lmao
>>27459921
yeah...
>Keep playing Basketball and start lifting
>Beat those fucking bullies up already
>Try to get with girls now
I have my old self so much to tell. If I could go back to 10 years and do it all over again with my wisdom now I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>27459931
I read the first one as
>stop eating so much candles goddamn
>Dont trust Chase.
>your first gf is crazy, just single through HS
>TAKE COLLEGE YEAR 2 SERIOUSLY.
Dear 14 year old me.
These are some lottery numbers for the upcoming months:
18. June 2008: 3, 4, 32, 39, 40, 43
06. August 2008: 4, 17, 22, 28, 29, 40
01. October 2008: 9, 11, 20, 31, 35, 42
03. December 2008: 8, 15, 16, 33, 44, 47
31. January 2009: 7, 9, 11, 14, 17, 31
18. March 2009: 17, 29, 37, 42, 47
Buy amazon stocks.
>>27459922
>yes, it's a cult.
I feel like there's a good story behind this
>do not hang around with these losers
>do not give a motherfuck what others think of you
>do not become a brony faggot 2 years later
>Work and exercise are hard for a reason
>You have potential but you need to use it to be any good
>You'll meet a girl named Faber; don't break up with her
>>27460144
>Faber
>>27460162
She's Irish fucknuts
>in two years you will meet alexandra. she's the greatest girl you'll meet for many years and she likes you. don't hesitate to ask her out, she WANTS you to ask her out as of october 2011. abigail will cheat on you and you'll regret picking her over alexa.
>don't go to scoobysworkshop. you are not 'too weak' to lift weights just do it. when you're 18 and pulling 495 you'll thank me
>stop debating god. seriously. god is real, and not real at the same time, heaven's a mystery and death is peaceful. chill.
>just go on doing what your doing
>everything will be fine
>shit could be worse
>>27460097
Got suckered into mormonism by a grill when I was 16. Ironically she cheated on me 3 months before our marriage (2 years down the road)
1 experience richer i suppose
>the Remote controll is under the Couch
>that one day ,it looked like it will Rain, but you thought you will be Fine , take an umbrella with you
>choose squirtle as you startet pokemon not charmander , the First Head Trainer will have rock based pokemon and Walter types are very effective against These,
>>27460227
>>Walter types
I'm so fucking confused by your whole post
-Do not spend any of the advance on inheritance you get on dumb shit, you will NEED IT to buy an apartment and thus never suffer the horrible fate of sharing a house with random shitty people
-Do not fall in love with female roommates, ignore them alltogether
-Start lifting as soon as you can, brah, do not postpone it until you are a heartbroken faggot
>>27459699
> buy
> bitcoin
> now
>>27460277
this
>>27460265
not sure if cp
Start eating
Cut your hair
Dont wear that cap
>>27460227
Perfect.
>Do NOT buy the new Sony PlayStation 3, it will ruin your social life. Instead, wait one month until your (still) best friend buys one and visit him when you wanna play ps3. This way you'll stay social
>get an actual hobby, like weightlifting. It will build muscles in your back and prevent pain from your scoliosis
>looking likr an Auschwitz skeleton and pooping like only twice a week isn't normal, your diet is fucked and you can change it. You are not a hardgainer, you just don't eat as much as you think you do
>stop playing WoW
>continue playing football
>dont get sad much because u'll see worse in 2 years
>>27460318
with those boobs? are you crazy?
>Don't do Insanity, P90X, whatever shit, waste of money
>Do a bodyweight routine if you must and then go to the nearest gym and run SS.
>Lay off the video games and computer, that stuff will consume you
>Quit being so awkward and beta, you're better than that
>ESPECIALLY around chicks. Don't expect anything in return for being just a little nice or talking for a bit, it's not going to happen.
>DON'T tell that chick you like her, you're drunk and you really don't, especially later.
>DO get close to the new grill, a year from now you'll see she's worth it, and you'll regret not making a move.
>Don't stop drawing
>Start reading
>Get your goddamn permit when you turn 16, not 18. You'll miss out on a bit and it's pathetic having to be denied access from a casino while your friends are inside.
>Focus on grades from the start, they're ok but you can do way better
fuck there's so much shit I want to say to my old self and just slap me across the face really hard for being such a bitch.
>>27459699
>Get the fuck off xbox
>Stop drinking and eating shitty food
>>27460277 do this
>>27460439
3 lines bro
>>27460086
This is actually the only one in here that makes any sense.
>don't give up playing the piano, what those shits say doesn't matter
>richie nixon isn't as hard as he thinks he is, smack his ugly face in
>stop eating all that crap, no wonder you can't lose weight
>>27459699
>stop eating wheat products, they're fucking you up
>keep riding your bike, it's the best thing for you
>you'll be on a pro team someday if you get serious about it *now*
>study harder
>don't quit swimming
>just say yes you autistic fuck, you could be rolling in prime slag poontang
>Exercise every day, lift weights
>Write every day, keep a journal
>Do not buy pizza with your bitcoin
>stop playing MMOs
>study more
>don't do SS
>Stop eating soo much!
>Start hitting the gym, you will actually like it.
>For the love of god, start talking to girls.
>>27460463
'actually the only one'
please don't sound like a jehova's witness with your absolutes. all of these 'make sense'.
perhaps they don't adhere to your own values, but that doesn't mean they don't make sense.
>learn as much languages as you can you faggot, dont drop out of language classes
>start weightlifting early, preferably in grade 7 or 8
>throw away Warcraft III and all PS3 games and do something useful
>HGH NOW.
>>27459699
>stop drinking every other day
>don't pussy out of fucking alison
>you're not made of glass, hit them regardless
>Pay more attention in community college and pass your classes. Don't take online courses, it will drop your GPA to the point of losing your Pell Grants.
>Try harder in PE, exercise outside of school, and eat healthier. You aren't genetically dispositioned to not lose weight and anyone who believes that is a moron, in about 9 years it will only take you 7 months to undo 4 years worth of fat gaining. It isn't hard, and your 14 year old body should be able to jump to it a lot faster than my 23 year old one.
>You aren't creative enough to be a multimedia designer and your thinking skills don't mesh well for networking. The medical field can't be outsourced, try that.
>>27460144
>is she possibly the California Kid
>>27459699
>go to sleep on time.
>Eat healthy read up on lifting.
>continue boxing and or mma
>continue your science endeavors.
>Go live with your brother.
>stop being a pussy and man the fuck up
>start lifting
>get better friends you shithead you are nothing like them anyways
>start taking gymnastics more seriously
>work on your flexibility you lazy idiot
>keep the school work up good job buddy
>>27459699
Everything will be fine, just keep your head up
>>27460578
>falling back on medicine
i love people like you
>Keep going to the gym, it might not seem much, but you'll love it
>Get into gymnastics
>You'll meet a girl you're extremely attracted to, she's a stupid bitch, but the one you eventually settled for is way worse, and will grind your confidence to shit.
>>27460666
not that guy but satan whut do you meen
>Read the sticky
>Read Bogleheads Guide and follow their advice and start saving now
>Moderation in all things
There, I've got the foundation to be /fit/, wealthy and the mindset to avoid all the pitfalls along the way.
>>27459699
>learn correct form for all Olympic lifts now instead of waiting so long.
>treat Rachel better
>even when you think you're working as hard as possible, know you still have more to give.
>>27459699
>find steroids asap you gonna regret not starting in your early teens later
>get some lazy ass part time job or get into crime so you got cash for steroids and plastic surgery later
>get a buzzcut
>>27460749
>treat Rachel better
Even if you didn't in the past.. I'm proud of you, whoever you are, for saying that. You'll make it just fine.
>>27460666
Nice trips. Don't necessarily mean being a doctor or nurse, even being a pharmacist at Target seems interesting enough. Or looking into becoming a mortician.
>>27460763
>find steroids asap you gonna regret not starting in your early teens later
YOU, on the other hand, I'm ashamed for.
>>27460194
Oh boy, Mormons are fucking nuts. My first GF was mormon too, she broke up with me at church. After that I stopped going to church.
>>27460779
still have to have some medical knowlegde to do that. like a legit pharmacist. you could be an assistant ( easier, but less pay)
morticican is a poor occupation.
>>27460375
Are you me?
>>27460712
>>27460779
baby's first trips :')
no this is literally the first time i get trips on any 'chan' lkjhgfdfghjkkjhgfcghdjkslkjdhfg sorry my facebook is acting up
and what i mean is that there's kids in africa who spend their entire life studying getting As to be a doctor some day BY MIRACLE but then there's dudes who are just naturally much smarter than the african kids in non-medical fields, but if they WANTED to be doctors they could do so much easier than the african kid.
#noracist #justobservation
>dont smoke
>show Beatriz how much you love her
>anal sex is not good
>make good use of your time when in the elite school
>>27460439
>>27460454
well shit didn't notice that
>Focus on grades
>stop being beta around people earlier
>skip insanity and p90x, go to gym
>Enjoy your senior year more then anything
>Don't get behind the wheel after that party
>Strap everyone in or live to regret it
>>27459699
> Don't start drinking. It will fuck up your life.
> Apply yourself. Finish engineering as fast as you can.
> Never stop learning
Software developer bro here.
>>27459699
>buy bitcoin
>stop playing vidya and start studying
>talk to girls, seriously just do it
>>27459699
>keep playing THPS2 that shit is tight
>when you get to high school dont start fucking drinking every opportunity you get
>slay some more hs poon, your naivety has blown your chances with some hot ass chicks.
>dont move to be closer to your friends
>stay at moms get a shitty part time job and spend the rest of your time at the studio
>take all your savings and put it into chipotle and netflix
>dont fall for that one girl
>>27460172
>you're young, stop getting emotional invested in grills, they're young and don't know what they want
>stop being a pussy and stick to a good strength programme, and keep your diet in check from the start
>don't befriend the scumbags your friends with now, you'll lose all other friends by doing so
>dont get your hopes high
>high-school wont matter, you'll enjoy finishing great college, get a great job, have a qt3.14 long term gf, be great with people, be loved, have money and enjoy every day after highschool
>so chill, keep doing what you do, that part of life wont matter anyways
>>27459699
>drop that basketball practice you are too short for basketball player anyway
Davey - you're too damn short to play basketball
>>27460774
Thanks man. I appreciate your belief.
I love this threads and what most of the people writes. It seems like we have a good retrospective view. Also made me realize most of the /fit/izens are kinda stuck in the past like me.
Just remember: you will never be younger than today.
>The crazy thoughts are OCD, accept that it is part of who you are, maybe get help and you won't ruin your grades that one semester.
>Tell mom and dad to invest in Apple and buy land in North Dakota over shale deposits.
>You are going to keep growing until you are 6'4", take up crew for fuck's sake and get a free ride somewhere good.
>dont be a bicurious faggot
>stop eating like shit
>study hard
>>27459699
> fuck more
> learn code
> lift
>You're not going to grow anymore, so that means you're not going to have long legs like the rest of girls at school
>You're not going to be from a middle-class family anytime soon either, so you won't money to spend for a couple of years
>Go out and socialise, stop giving a fuck about mum says
>Stop buying lucozade/flapjacks/sweets before schoool every morning you fucking fatty
>Do what you're good at and what you enjoy
>>27461464
E-mail me.
>kill yourself now, it only gets worse
>>27459699
>Take the fucking GH they're offering you you fucking manlet
>start lifting now, or at least practice a sport and stick with it
>do what needs to be done, be pragmatic
>>27459699
>stop wasting time with videogames go out
>study hard and get a job you will need money, a lot of money
>remember that cute little neighbor thats always pestering with her child games? treat her well, she is going to be your wife, enjoy!
>>27461493
I'm not in London m8, sorry.
>you're going to have braces for the next two and a half years and will be a pimply gross mess until you're 17ish. quit soccer immediately (you're horrible) and join the football team. you'll be horrible at that too and won't ever play, but it will give you free reign of the weight room. your only physical goal in the next three years is to eat and lift, cuz you'll have a mental break in a few years and workouts will definitely help you through it
>stop trying to prove how smart you are by flapping your big mouth all the time. show your intelligence by actually creating/doing something that people can appreciate
>if/when you like a girl, either shit or get off the pot. lots of cute and nice girls have crushes on you, but you're leading them on by not being up front with the girl you REALLY like because you're too chickenshit to tell her. but if it's ann, don't tell her, she wasn't into you like that, just get over it and maybe write her a goodbye note when she goes to college. don't confess your love or anything, just thank her for being a bro.
everything else more or less worked out, and the stuff that didn't I wouldn't change so w/e
>do SS now, instead of waiting two or three years to start a shitty brosplit
>get mildly better grades so you don't get the shit scholarship
>bang more ethnics
>read http://liamrosen. com/fitness.html (the sticky)
>don't chase annonette she's a shitty sjw
>try harder, always push yourself, Be the best person you can be
>>27459762
> tfw only one other person got this joke.
>>27460318
she's just doing gomad, it's all safe
>stop flaking on your friends to hang with girls
>in senior year, don't date that big titled bitch and instead slam all the other girls you know
>actually try in school
>you are gay, you'll realize it after a few years of lurking /fit/
>I'm not even joking with you
>oh, and exercise, eat right yadda yadda
>remember Sammy Jankis
>dont believe his lies
>never answer the phone
>>27462055
> Memento
>>27459699
>NO ISOLATION
>NO MACHINES
>SS+GOMAD, ATG YOU FAGGOT
>>27459699
>keep up boxing shit you could've become something instead you smoked pot
>ditch the girl, now you fucking moron it'll all go downhill very fast
-start lifting now
-stop playing wow, there will not even be a pro gaming wow scene let alone that you're good enough at it to justify playing 10 hours per day god dammit
-make sure to fail all your classes, the guys in the grade below you are full bro-tier
>eat like a motherfucker, stop pulling all nighters, pay more attention to grades, and talk more to people and specially girls, you autistic motherfucker
>stop playing video games all day and go out with your friends more around town or to parties, you will regret not doing so 6-8 years later
>don't do that stupid shitty degree because you know no better, you will end up losing a lot of time you will never get back, go the hard way
>black people are not cool. No individual ethnic group is,
Is attractive people that are cool regardless.
>sugar gives you acne, train your neck and improve your posture.
>regarding women..looks are everything don't be a fag they are as horny as men are. They are constantly craving the D.>
>>27459699
>the most important person in your life is you, be selfish
>disregard women until you're fucking successful, and ripped
>study your ass off, stop worrying about partying 24/7 and get a college degree
>>27459922
>the world will get shittier, but you will get better
Thats deep m9
>>27459699
> stop eating like shit just because you swim.
> stop thinking with your dick.
> dump Jasmine after 6 months.
>>27462512
Holy fuck i was about to post that
>>27462492
>sugar gives you acne
Ahahahahah that was a good one!
>>27460476
shae?
>>27460570
manlet?
>>27459699
>hit the gym and read up on nutrition
>be "that" cheeky cunt in hs don't give a fuck
> invest all savings into google
>kil urslef
>>27459699
>Y-you too.
>London plz
>???
>profit
>drop junk food/soda and start eating like a bodybuilder
>lift weights
>actually study for SATS and go away for college at a big frat university
;_;
>Fucking quit WoW, server firsts and epeen isn't worth shit as soon as you quit.
>fuck jasmine
>she kills herself if you don't
>who cares about her friend in the next room
>>27460172
She has Irish fucknuts?
>>27460173
>no scoobs
Why
>>27459699
>Don't quit asking for that gym membership (lived 1,000 feet from a gym)
>Quit skateboarding
>Drink more water, less sweet tea/Coke, eat more protein, less sugar (had a stereotypical South East diet)
>>27464042
>1000 feet
>>27459699
>go for a run
>stop eating so much you fag
>pick up your damn guitar
>>27459699
>sleep more
>being attracted to guys is OK
>do L-sits instead of 100+ sit-ups
>>27459699
>stop being such a weaboo, you won't have to wait until 21 to get laid
>join a gym now, stick with it
>you're a lot smarter than you think you are
>>27464042
why quit skateboarding ?
>keep on working out and eat well. Buy the mass gainer protein Adnan uses.
>you're not bad with girls. The only reason you're a virgin is because you live in Saudi. Once you're back in Canada youre going to drown in pussy
>you have an actual anger management problem. It comes from living with your parents. You'll never get angry again once you move out
>Find new friends for fucks sake
>Start running on a regular basis and eat better
>Stop eating a bag of tortilla chips every other day
>start lifting now
>learn how to drive as soon as possible
>be ready to suffer so that you can learn from your mistakes, no matter how painful
>>27459922
>yes, it's a cult
STORYTIME NIGGA
>K likes you
>Please for the love of god date K
>Drop D from your life, he's bad news
I missed my chance... I got my first girlfriend, A, and spent so much time bitching about how fucking terrible A was to K that K lost attraction. D ruins everything, if I had dated K he would of ruined that too somehow.
>Don't worry bro, you can keep eating whatever you want. Just hit the gym more often instead of waiting till you're 18.
>Go do more sports. So instead of a skinny fuck you can be fit to. You max at 5 11' anyway.
>There are much better fish in the sea when you hit uni. And cut your damn hair.
>>27459699
Stop being so scarred of locker rooms, you are not a late bloomer, your dick is really big stop being ashamed of your body
don't quit swimming club or the surf life savers this year, and when you go to uni don't quit TaiKwonDo. stay fit instead of having to get fit again
don't save gay porn into the "pictures" folder of the family computer
>Call your older brother and tell him how much you love him before the night of his graduation party, when he'll ride as a passenger with another drunk student
>>27459699
Done. Have to wait til next year to read it though.
Dont play pussy sports like cross country and tennis.
Fucking lift.
Play wrestling.
Stop tryn to b cool.
Get gf.
>do not join the army, become an electrical engineer instead. this will save you 3 years.
>save up all your birthday money, spend it all on bitcoin, sell in november 2013
>i know you don't know what to do, start browsing /fit/ and start powerlifting NOW.
>>27465762
Ahaha, you were 14 when you did that?
> learn how to diet and get protein asap
> you don't have to be a dick to everyone
> believe in your greatness
>ask **** when you move to **** hs
>dont ask thirsty
>comb your hair better without using so much gel and buy decent clothes
>>27459699
>don't let uncle ronny molest you
>stab uncle ronny
>molest uncle ronny
>>27466831
act*
Just because other people are objectively idiots, does not mean you're automatically better then them. Work to actually become better, don't just assume you are.
>>27460227
>the icy cold walter
god I hope that's what you're talking about
>talk to S
>play football
>beat the shit out of R if he starts shit with you
>quit wow
>fucking relax and hang out with the cool kids theyre more fun
>Why don't you stick up for yourself? Oh that's right, because you're a weak pussy. Start doing pushups and pull ups.
>Talk to as many girls as possible. I don't care if you lose your virginity or not, it doesn't mean shit if you can't play the game.
>Get off adderall and eat more. You don't need it. Nut up and learn how to deal with your disorganization normally.
>>27459699
>You will be a scientist when you grow up, stop resisting
>You are a crappy artist, let this go
>Eat and sleep like a human being, and you will surpass the human beings
>stop letting mom pump so much estrogen into your life
>stop eating like a fatty, fatty
>for god's sake start doing full rom squats and good form deads, look it up on youtube you'll love em I swear
>You're gay, like, really gay. You're not bi, you're not bicurious, you're gay, you want to fuck femboys and I know you know this. Nut up and accept it like a man instead of sitting there and feeling all torn up like a coward.
>Nobody cares about that whole Jesus phase you're in so knock it off, you're embarrassing me and you're hurting your best friends by being an ass about it.
>Look at you, you're already fat. Disgusting. Get to the gym, you could do me a big favor by starting years earlier than you did. You fucked me over by starting late and I won't forgive you until you make up fully for lost time.
>Please grow a backbone early. You embarrass me for another year before I even get one or two things on track. You could have saved me a lot of time & trouble back in high school, but no, you didn't, you sat there feeling sorry for yourself. Inexcusable. If you won't do it, then fine, I will.
>You're never going to touch that guitar again after 16, keep your $400.
>>27465944
>cross country a pussy sport
race me faggot
Don't go to college, go to trade school and become an electrician or HVAC.
Don’t go to college, go to trade school and become an electrician or HVAC
Don’t go to college, go to trade school and become an electrician or HVAC
Caroline isn't that cute.
>>27467342
Oh, I put five, not three. Whatever, my 14-year-old self won't read it anyways. Fuck him.
>>27459699
> you don't need computers or college
> eat a high-fat diet
> don't trust the Jews
>>27459699
You know these threads always make me laugh
Mainly because the people in it are always in the 18-23 age group, and yet act as if it is far to late to change their lives. Without even reading this thread, I would bet my soul that the majority of the things you would tell yourself at 14, you can still do today. But instead you'd rather act as if its too late and life is over once you hit 20
Fucking faggots
>>27460086
> not buying volatility calls
Pleb.
Could we do other stuff besides talking to him? I'd kill my 14 year old self if I could go back in time to meet him
>work hard
>don't give up
>become a master PT
>>27467409
> 23
> lost $100,000 to a Russian qt3.14
> owe IRS $20,000, have levy
> brain is still screwed from long-term amphetamines
> despite mastering all things regarding the web and software, haven't programmed in 3 years, mix of carpal tunnel and mental issues
Perhaps you're just an underachiever?
>Don't tell Kayla you don't love her, you do.
>Study
>Don't take that smoke you fuck head.
>>27459699
>Don't do SS+GOMAD
>Don't do SS+GOMAD
>[spoiler]Don't do SS+GOMAD[/spoiler]
>Start lifting & eat moar now
>Study harder, so you dont end up at a shit tier college
>knock Bob out to set the tone that you aint the one.
>Play football next year, you're a natural athlete, don't waste it
>Stand up for yourself, you're bigger and stronger than them
>Treat your parents better
>Actually talk to people
>get in the fucking gym, you're a skeleton
>Have some fun, don't spend all your time studying
>talk to people, especially boys, small boobs are fine
>don't live inside your head so much
>do better in school
>Talk to people! Actually try to make friends!
>Leave that school you never belonged there
>She loved you now get her back
>>27469088
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Your boobs must be flatter than last night's beer!
>don't grow cold on your friends
>keep playing football
>FUCK All the bitches. Srsly, all of them. So many bitches are keen to rub your love pole lil me.
>ayy lmao
>ayy lmao
>ayy lmao
>>27469105
Buahaha when my boobs finally came in last year!!
>>27469145
you lie
>>27460951
>strap everyone in or live to regret it
oh lawd
>>27460174
>optimism
People on 4chan could use some of this shit. Good on you anon.
>>27469140
ayy
>>27469145
>not posting them for us
>Vanilla WoW is the best thing in your life but it died the day they removed attunements, don't waste weeks getting your Kara key just quit the game while you're ahead
>start lifting you fat shit, you're going to loose a ton of weight once you get a job anyways
>when dad buys you that miata approach him and ask him to work on it even though he's always busy and in a foul mood or else he'll give it to nick and you'll never have a nice car
>>27469145
why not post them? you dont have to show your face, so your identuty will remain anonymous
>>27469158
No lies :) I was sooo excited. I guess it's like having a small dick your whole life and then waking up to find fat cock in your trousers.
>>27469239
post the pic and i may put a fat cock in YOUR trousers, OHHHHHHHHHH
Wasn't ready for any of these feels. Fuck y'all, fuck 14 year old y'all and fuck me and how we've all fucked up.
>>27469261
OoOo..I could go for some fat cock right about now ;)
>Join a sport
>Join a fucking sport you faggot
>JOIN A FUCKING SPORT YOU SMALL SKINNY USELESS BITCH
>>27469239
I had that happen.
I was so glad I brought him home in the end.
>>27469289
Nice! Congrats :D
>Those kids who mess with you, beat them up and get in fights.
>Even with strict parents you can still get laid in high school so try.
>If it makes you feel better a lot of these jerks went to community college and work and McDonalds
>dump Kate now, NOW NOW NOW, do not fall in love, she is the devil herself and will tear your whole family up, physically throw her thru a window and never look back
>drink more water
>invest in bitcoins
>Don't be a turbo edgy /b/tard
>Browse /mu/, /lit/ and /sci/
>Train everyday
>Suicide isn't worth it mang
>Read, read, read
>High school is important you dirty nigger get good grades
>stop trying to fight everyone who disses you
>being crazy is NOT cool, s
>don´t fuck bitches with wierd coloured hair.
>punch sebi in the face, and dont stop till the teacher pulls you off
>>27459762
MULTIPLE GUN SHOTS FILL THE BLOCK THE FUN STOPS NIGGAS IS CALLING COPS PEOPLE SHOT NOBODY STOP I WONDER WHEN THE WORLD STOP CARING LAST NIGHT TWO KIDS SHOT WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD STARIN I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS SOCIETY
only thing i can think of is to not fuck up with the red-head princess i slept with when i was 17 - she was wife material no doubt and i probably could have had a ring on it by the time i was 21 but i fucked up by shit talking my ex
i regret it (sometimes) but i'm pretty happy where i am now with my gf so honestly wouldn't really change anything, just keep rollin sonny
>>27469543
is your name armin?
>make your dad get back into lifting and make him take you
>stop pretending to be stupid so people don't expect anything from you.
>you are not a piece of shit, people will like you if you get to know them, stop being a pussy
>start seriously weight lifting around 17.
>when you're almost 20, you're going to meet this chick who will stand out to you for some odd reason. you'll know her when you see her because you'll have a very unique feeling about her. as it would turn out, she's your future wife.
>it's cool that you're into art and all, but soon, medicine will take over. it's fine to like both, but focus ALL of your efforts on medicine.
>ultima online is fun as fuck, but spending the next 2 years playing it straight might not be the best
>work out (not weightlifting in particular)/run barefoot it will help you
>try and get a girl because 10years from now you'll still be a virgin
>>27459699
>stop trying to do 50 repetitions of weights that are too heavy for you. take the clips off remove a couple plates and do low reps in sets.
>>27465723
>girlfriend
>he
>>27469829
D just sounds like a cunty friend
>start on Elvebakken instead of OHG. the people on Elvebakken are more friendly and autistic like you
>start getting good grades in the first year of high school, because the first year is the easiest to score high grades
>start eating a lot and maybe you'll grow huge
>You really have to slim down for Wrestling, you're going to get wrecked if you're gonna be that tubby
>Stop caring about girls that you won't get, STUDY
>Don't buy that $100 polo, it doesn't even fit you correctly
>The key to being good at anything is not trying really hard to be good but to do it so everyday until you get good at it; specially when it comes to sports and physical development
>Learn to forgive yourself about what happened with your parents. It was not your fault
>Girls like you. Simply be yourself, make conversation without creeping them out and make it clear you want sex
>being beta is not so cool and hikki, go make friends with cool guys you fag
>anime is shit, stop watching it
>TELL YOUR GYM TRAINER YOU WANT TO GET MUSCLE MASS
>>27459921
Well, it didn't happen to you in your youth so it's safe to assume it will never happen.
>>27459699
>Stop acting like a spastic, it was funny once or twice but people prefer how you act normally and it's only really good once you're sure you've found a friend
>Thin out study, those all nighters doing homework would have been less stressful if you'd spent an hour in the last 3 days softening the blow
>Remember your command voice, people respond to it if you use it right, and you know damned well the situations that it could've helped in
>>27470303
>being beta is not so cool and hikki, go make friends with cool guys you fag
Man, it's so different when you realize you need to distance yourself from the socially awkward, mentally ill faggots and start hanging out with the people you actually were intimidated by.
You realize they're not nearly as intimidating as you made them out to be.
>go on a foreign exchange in highschool
>break up with a chick if youre unhappy
>lift and grow strong, take martial arts while youre young
>no matter how often mom moves you around, keep trying to make friends
>stick with that band, they're going places
>don't visit 4chan.org
>Benchpress, squat, deadlift, press and bent over row, five sets of five reps starting with an empty bar and trying to add five to ten pounds every week while maintaining proper form, doing warm up sets and stretching afterwards
>Your stepdad's an alcoholic and your mom's not a saint and it's not your fault and there's nothing wrong with feeling shitty about it
>Talk to random people and see how you can take advantage of the situation every time, then see if you can use this skill to have sex. You're not GAY, you're just frustrated, so never not act like a man
>Find and read a book called Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe. Use what the book says but instead of that routine do a routine called "Reg Park's beginner routine"
>Take up Jiujitsu as a competitive sport and do cooking for a living; graphic design, law, trade and psychology are stuff you COULD do but don't really want to do
>Tell your parents you NEED to get proper psychiatric treatment for your ADHD, show them your grades, blackmail them and throw a bitch fit if you have to but get on medication ASAP
So much wasted time...
>eat big
>get big
>c'mon
>>27460252
>not playing exclusively walter types
>not building super-effective drug empires
>stay away from her.
>losing one fight doesn't mean you have to quit boxing.
>tell your brother you love him.
>endure. things will get better, I promise
> Don't get kicked out of high school
> Don't smoke cigs EVER.
> Don't be such a pussy around attractive girls.
>start lifting now
>break up with your first gf after 6 months
>talk more you fucking autist
>>27459699
>don't worry, you do alright
>>27459699
>Stop skating, start lifting
>Getting rid of acne is simple just wash your face with clear water
>You're not black
ss gomad
>>27459699
>get a haircut and learn to dress
>begin weightlifting now, it'll be the best thing you ever do
>you know that qt alternative virgin girl that'll come along next year? Yeah shes amazing, dont fuck it up this time.
>Start lifting u phaggot!
>Start eating more asshole
>Stop being such a pussy
>>27459699
>lift: use google to prove to your family that lifting won't stunt your goddamn growth.
>Stop smoking pot, it's a fucking retarded waste of time that will stunt your emotional and intellectual growth.
>Learn to socialize. Use the internet or therapy if you must.
>>27459699
>do starting strength
>smoke weed
>don't be afraid to fuck bitches
>stop fapping every day
>>27459762
The world, the world is behind us
Once a motherfucker get an understanding on the game
And what the levels and the rules of the game is
Then the world ain't no trick no more
The world is a game to be played
So now we lookin at the world, from like, behind us
Niggas know what we gotta do, just gotta put our mind to it and do it
It's all about the papers, money rule the world
Bitches make the world go round
Real niggas do they wanna do, bitch niggas do what they can
TUPAC for GOAT
>>27460162
HAHAHAHHAA FUCK THANK YOU I LOST MY SHIT
>start lifting
>fuck Nina
>No Homo
>do some real courses in college
>stop eating so much
>go to parties in college too stop staying at home on 4chan fuck
don't go out with a girl for five fucking months and sleep in the same bed with her on over five separate occasions without her even touching your dick before you break up with her for cheating on you, you dumb pussy faggot beta stupid beta beta beta beta beta beta beta beta be.. beetaaa... beeehhh.... ta.... faggot
>>27459699
>do SS and stick with it, then change to 5/3/1
>don't do economics out of school you'll hate it
>for the love of god don't date Claire
>Cut your fucking hair and stop wearing running shoes with jeans
>Stop being a beta and let Marija blow you - you keep missing opportunities with chicks you autist
>Get a god damn job
>>27459699
>don't waste time on that bitch
>get a fucking haircut
>eat more, and your lifts will mean something
>>27470313
>moisturise skin everyday after moving
>stop indulging yourself in food bc you're sad
>never date guys called Dan
>stop masturbating into your two day-old briefs, they know
>life is pointless
>you will amount to mediocrity
>stop caring now
>>27471601
My slav detection systems are off the charts
>>Stay away from smokes and pots. Please.
>>Start SS. Your 36 inch natural vert will increase with it. switch 5/3/1 soon
>>Stay away from pick up games. Don't date Denise and Claire. Please. They fucked up your life cause of guys who beat down your knees to death. But you'll still recover from it.
Why are you all so regretful and unhappy?
I wouldn't say a fucking thing to my 14 year old self. It would threaten to ruin the life I've built as an adult.
>>27459699
>Do you fucking homework in school and university
>Don't be shy
>Stop caring
>>27467516
> 23
> mastering all things regarding the web and software
No one at any age has mastered these things, let alone some 23 year old.
>>27459699
>Work hard in school and get good grades.
>Take part in more sports, you're naturally talented.
>Don't play computer games too much.
I don't have a message for him.
Some fucked up shit happened just before I was 14 and left me pretty traumatized.
However, I managed to overcome these things, and I learned a lot in doing so.
If I had not suffered, I may never have learned.
>don't start smoking weed at 16, you'll get lazy and fat and skip judo practice for 2 years
>life's more than parties
>you're not fit for relationships
>>27459699
SLEEP AND EAT
IN ONE YEAR YOU'LL STOP GROWING
START LIFTING NOW
>don't cheat on her
>count your calories
>lift
>Stop eating crisps every day after school
>Stop making huge snacks close to bed time
>Steph is a slut and will never like you so move on
>Stop eating Crisps
crisps
> Alex wants to be your girlfriend, despite the fact you have zero girl skills - stop being so fucking blind to it.
> Learn a foreign language, no wait learn two.
> You love football, you could even make a career out of it if you eat right and work on your technical ability.
Degrees don't mean shit anyway, study something fun, do an exchange semester and get some foreign strange.
>Cardio, Cardio Cardio
Buy shares in Myspace
>>27473429
>Degrees dont meant shit anyway
Starting to think that too, how long you been graduated?
>stop playing video games
>study what you want instead of what you're told to study
>have fun more often
>make better friends
>that girl off the internet really like you, go and meet her
>start those hobbies you've always wanted to do
>kill yourself anyway because life isn't worth living
>>27473304
stephanie heckert?
>>27459699
>quit rugby, you will be injured and never be allowed to play competitive sports again in 4 years
>start going to the gym right now
>don't destroy connections with any of the people you know, it might fuck you in the long run
>>27473454
Not that guy but, I feel that degrees which aren't vocational don't mean shit.
Vocational ones are just for a specific job, so i guess they're worth a lot paired with experience.
