most /fa/ alcoholic beverage?
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as far as beer goes, i agree
>>9808705
for widely available beer, I guess stella is the least trashy. Just explore crafts, it's not like they break the bank.
As far as cocktails go, I like negroni's and gin & tonics. Dunno if it's /fa/ but they taste good so there's that.
How tf do u drink beer and still be skinny /fa/
What is the lowest calorie alcohol? Vodka?
>>9808705
Vodka, whiskey
>>9808705
I also enjoy drinking piss
>>9808705
![delirium-tremens-beer-21351153[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7UixhIi.jpg "delirium-tremens-beer-21351153[1].jpg")
>>9808768
>Forgot pic
Yeah, I'm an idiot too.
>>9808705
if you're going to have a beer, have a BEER
don't be a fuckin poser
that said, if you're going to be a faggot, at least get some good craft beer that might half justify your pretension
I don't know about which ones are "more effay" but the richer the color the better as far as appearance goes. should also be cloudy/translucent.
pic related: beer for faggots, but at least they're not as lame as you, OP
most /fa/ bottle design
>>9808791
This
>>9808705
you know when you were a little kid and tried beer for the first time and thought it was disgusting? Whenever I drink stella artois it's like I'm reliving that moment
>>9808705
alcohol is so context-specific
like if it's a barbecue with ur m8s, then bring the best cheap beer and a cider for ur girl.
if ur at the pub, something on tap, local taps are usually good where i'm from
if it's late, whiskey or shots or something
and then wine, goddamn i forgot wine. so many times for wine.
this question is like asking what the most /fa/ jacket is. niqqa what's the weather like???
If rap music taught me one thing it's that this is the most /fa/
>>9808755
That's not a Corona, tho.
>>9808773
lol i stole one of these glasses from a bar once. fuckin shitty bartender
>>9808705
german bier is effay af
Are 40 oz /fa/. I'm thinking about buying a few this weekend.
>>9808802
gross
>>9808773
nice
>>9808759
fuck the west coast
>>9808705
literally belgian budwieser sold to americans as a "premium." piss.
pic related: superior east coast lager
>>9808768
gin is lowest.
>>9808802
Agreed
>>9808969
Maybe in Britbong Chavistan.
In America, wifebeaters love PBR/Miller/Budweiser/Corona
what a plebs. one bottle costs around 180€ here.
alcohol is lame
i will drink with a few certain select friends but only out of ritual
but generally, alcohol is the least /fa/ thing ever
smoke weed or something lol
>>9809046
>it is expensive so it must be good
Simple person
>>9809059
>Calls alcohol lame
>Recommends the lamest drug on the planet
>>9808939
My nigga
>>9809059
>weed more /fa/ than alcohol
kek
>>9808865
this is really good at curing strep throat tbh
>>9808773
ay lmao, I live 5 km from the brewery that brews those :^)
>>9808964
>literally belgian budwieser sold to americans as a "premium." piss.
this is somewhat true, I wouldn't call it piss though, there's much worse beers and it's still a few miles ahead of budweiser, but it has become a mass produced beer for export since a few years ago
>tfw you remember the days when Stella was served in a normal glass, not one with a fancy golden edge
>>9809046
>implying €180 is a lot for a bottle of champagne
back to wealthcore threads you go
>>9809059
just kill yourself already
>>9809044
fernet sucks they give that shit away at a bar by my apt
>>9809059
lol weed lol
weed lol weed
lol weed lol
>>9808740
everclear
>>9809112
Where do you live I'd love free Fernet.
>>9809126
chicago
>>9809082
Same can be said about alcohol.
Having a drink or two by itself is okay, "PARTY HARD BROOOOOOOOOOOO" binge drinking culture isn't.
>>9808705
In the UK it's a chav drink. Most people call it "wifebeater".
Pic obviously related
>>9808705
>>9808717
>>9808723
Are you guys serious? Guinness is well known for being the best of the macro brews. I heard good things about Corona for lager but I'm sceptical.
Artisan beers will obviously be better since they use better ingredients but guinness is the best simple beer by far. Beer enthusiasts always say its what they have if they're on holiday or whatever and there is no real ale or craft.
>>9808773
I think the delirium tremens keg is the best looking keg around.
least calories, vodka
>>9809175
I'm Irish and I disagree.
>>9809059
Hahaha!! Fucking faggot
Craft beer is godly. It is just like fashion, at the start you don't understand it and turn your nose at it but then you dig a little bit and immerse yourself in the hole, suddenly you fall in the rabbit hole and there is no way back or out.
>>9809264
palewave bro
hahaha what the fuck i wrong with you how can you think stella is cool?
it's literally nicknamed wifebeater
pretty much everything in this thread is poser tier
drink whatever you like the taste of
>>9808705
The only answer is absinthe.
Everything else is for plebs.
>>9809357
That nickname only applies in Britbong Chavistan.
In the US, wife beaters drink Budweiser, Millet, Coors, PBR, or Corona.
>>9809374
Think about it, not common enough or as cheap as other drinks, has a nice natural green color, has this weird foreign european vibe to it, and it isn't one of those fruity tootie bitch drinks either.
Also, average absinthe alchohol percentage is around 65, so niggers can't really say it's for pussy lightweights.
>>9809281
I like craft beer but hate the term "craft beer" beer and what it entails
there is just as much shitty craft brewery's as there are shitty big brewery's and they're all in it for nothing but money
Anything else is feg
>>9809421
fucking this
>>9809421
agreed, but hendricks is faggier than beefeater when it comes to gin
>>9808705
Stella is wifebeater beer in the UK. Try again.
>>9809448
Dude, what could possibly be faggier than something literally called "beefeater"
All joking aside, though, hendricks is way better.
>>9808705
I just drink spirits. Beer is either to look like an average joe or to be a massive faggot and rave about microbrews.
>tfw no zywiec piwo
>>9809240
this
>>9808802
>Being this much of a faggot.
>>9808939
NICKNAME EAZY E YO 8 BALL JUNKY
>>9809175
guiness outside of ireland is literal shit
source: irish
Call me a midwestern honkey, but it tastes good.
>>9809175
guiness tastes boring and sort of metallic
I'd rather have a shit american pilsner than a guinness tbh
>>9809523
It ain't even the best of the mass produced polish beers. If I don't have access to any craft beer (though they have them in nearly every local shop) I go for Perla.
>>9809641
It's the american version? Compared to the czech one it's literall piss
>>9809641
Midwesternwifebeatercore
(And no, it doesn't, filthy pleb)
Probably not incredibly fah, but Stiegl is really good
>>9809130
Drunken hillbillies and swill-guzzling frat boys aren't the /fa/ side of alcohol
/ck/ here you are all massive plebs who know literally nothing about good beer or liquor
>>9809912
Enlighten us please.
>>9808773
tastes sour, like vomit sour
>>9808705
Pimms m8
My favourite drink of all time
>>9808939
they're breddy gud
>>9809175
outside of ireland Guinness is brewed in Canada.
![tumblr_lbrctamdKU1qakev8o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4XH3sce.jpg "tumblr_lbrctamdKU1qakev8o1_500[1].jpg")
>>9809774
Good taste
>>9808705
>tfw I only drink cider
am I a faggot
>>9809059
Weed is lame and is for losers, common knowledge. If you are going to do drugs do cocaine or if in the right place then psychedelics. But as a rule of thumb cocaine is good for all occasions, best drug on the planet I swear.
>>9810437
why does everyone say it's overrated?
>>9810442
Either they are buying baking soda with a hint of cocaine or aren't using enough. First time I tried it I thought it was overrated, but I only had a small amount. Like half an hour later did a full line and that's when I realized it truly is the greatest drug on earth.
>>9810449
Hmm. Would being in a port city up the chances of getting good coke?
>>9810449
how does it differ from another stimulant like amphetamine
>>9810462
houston?
>>9810478
no. It is on the gulf of Mexico.
>>9810462
I really wouldn't know, I'd expect it would depend on which coast. Where I live the only good coke is in the capital, elsewhere its absolute shit.
Scotch is obviously the most effay.
>>9810462
>tfw heart arrhythmia
>tfw I can never experience uppers
>>9808861
they don't call him einstein for nothing
>>9810432
This is exactly like Whataburger...
Nasty shit that Texans rope gullible outsiders into buying.
>>9810652
Whataburger is good though.
>>9810409
Stella makes a cider, it's pretty good.
Definitely more /fa/ than Angry Orchard/Strongbow/any of the other ones that feel the need to say "CIDER IS MANLY BRO"
Jagermeister
>>9810663
The ones I had food from in Houston were all nasty as hell.
>>9808705
I've never been able to acquire the taste for lager, so I drink cider only, mostly Koppabergs or Brothers.
My mates give me shit for it all the time though, is this just a UK thing?
>>9810992
Nah, cunts over here in the US will give you shit for being a dude and liking cider.
>>9808705
it really depens on personal styel and occasion
i would go for
>party
a pilsner or lager
>alone
whiskey in the rocks
>with the lads having a good time
black russian
>drowning your sorrows
tequila or vodka and Ty Segall at full volume
>>9809059
weed is the trashiest and plebiest thing on earth, its like the symbol of being a pleb who wears tapout shirts while listening to some shitty rapper
>tfw you have to smoke pot on parties to dont look like an idiot
>>9809641
>but it tastes good.
drinking pss isnt effay, damn, even corona tastes better than that shit, that is Tecate tier
would not even serve to my worst enemy
>not drinking sapporo
>>9808939
40+OJ is actually not bad at all. I cant stand 40 on its own after about half though
This is the best, I wish I could drink without getting totally trashed every once in a while though.
Beer is low class and will never be effay
>>9811324
This is my favourite spiced rum
Give it a go sometime
>>9808913
It's a shame German beer is horrible piss water.
As far as beer goes, the most /fa/ is absolutely Asahi.
Absinthe for spirits.
>>9811593
say that to my face
>>9811632
Post face and I will.
