>boat shoes
>not on a boat
>jeans
>not in Geneva
>Polo shirt
>not playing Polo
>sneakers
>not sneaking
>jeans
>not a cowboy
>OP
>always gobbling as many cocks as he can
>decline benchpress
>accept anyways
>>9777176
>boat shoes
>even on a boat
>>9777176
>wears oxfords
>doesn't go to oxford
>wears penny loafers
>doesn't pay with exact change
>wears chelsea boots
>isn't named chelsea
>wears crocs
>feet aren't reptiles
>wears derbies
>has never seen a horse race
>wears a motorcycle jacket
>isn't a motorcycle
>wears riding boots
>doesn't ride horses
>wears vans
>doesn't skate
>wears levis
>isn't a coal miner
>wears boat shoes
>doesn't own a sailboat
>wears loafers
>not a loaf of bread
>wears sneakers
>doesn't sneak
>wearing monkstraps
>not living in tibet
>wearing a field jacket
>not being grass
>wearing parkas
>not hunting seals and living in an igloo
>Wearing basketball shorts
>only good in football
>Wears wife beater
>wife is much more muscular than I
>wearing peacoats
>not a vegetable
>wearing sunglasses
>not being the sun
>wearing watches
>not being a Watchman
>wearing hoodies
>doesn't live in the hood
>wearing docs
>not a doctor
>wearing swim trunks
>isn't an elephant
>getting an HY
>not being hitler
>wearing a windbreaker
>isn't a fart
>>9777231
>windbreaker
>isn't a fart
ded
>club collar
>doesn't belong to a club
>>9777184
>riveted jeans
>not herding cattle
>wearing turtlnecks
>isn't a turtle
dubs
isnt dubs
>messenger bag
>not delivering messages
>>9777176
Check em
>>9777756
think again
>Wearing sandals
>isn't jesus
>>9777768
no wait, lemme try again
>>9777772
wot
>Wearing pajamas
>isn't a banana
>>9777772
ok ok here
your a big get
thanks
nice dubs
>>9777777
FUUGG
>>9777777
>vans
>isn't transporting goods
>pea coat
>not being a legume
>wearing trilbies
>not even trill
>>9777777
u smart
>>9777777
>>9777777
dang
>>9777777
god damn
>>9777766
Nice impressive
>>9777777
AYY LMAO
>>9777777
ouch
>>9777799
oof
>>9777785
underrated post
>>9777777
ayy
>>9777766
eek
>Naked and Famous
>wearing clothes and being a nobody
>>9777777
noice
>boat shoes
>boats dont have feet
>duck boots
>not a duck
>>9777231
i actually cried at windbreaker
>>9777777
>>9777231
My sides are fucked up. I hope this isn't a copypasterino.
>Wearing a Fedora
>Isn't 1932
