>people will always think you're gay because of your gothninja phase
>>9753888
>People think you're gay snobby rich kid because you wear slp
It looks too good to stop.
>>9753888
people keep telling me I'm metrosexual =(
>>9753888
>people think I'm gay
>>9753914
why are there so many basic bitch SLP dick riders lately
just kill urself man
>>9753943
Post fit bitch. I'll curb stomp your ass with my $1000 boots.
>>9753888
>nobody thinks i'm gay because i have a gf and have a reputation for womanizing
feels good but also sorta bad. girlfriend doesn't totally trust me because of all the gossip about my past
>>9753939
>metrosexual
where did you acquire the time machine that took you back to 2007
>>9753964
I don't fucking know, man.
some girl called me that this morning, but she was homeschooled, so maybe that's it. I hate you, Olivia.
>>9753941
>tfw closet gay
>>9753888
and because they have never seen you with a woman
>>9753961
>tfw girl I've been crushing on rejected me because "I talk to too many girls at the same time"
>>9753975
lol you're better off
>>9753975
it'll get better once you leave high school.
>>9753946
they'll fall apart before you get to him
>>9753980
Fucking kek
>>9753888
>tfw fucked a girl in public at a party just to prove i'm not gay
>>9754009
>Degenerates
When will they learn?
>>9754009
fucking alpha
You're doing it wrong if you can't pull off "goth ninja" style while looking masculline.
Shit, maybe you actually are gay.
>>9754009
What kind of girl lets you fuck her in public at a party?
>>9754017
a drunk one
>>9754042
I think that might be "rape."
>>9754044
>triggered
>>9754017
An independent woman who don't need no man
>>9754056
patricarchal scum don't mock me
>>9753975
I got that same rejection lmao, when in reality she was the only one I talked to
>>9754017
He needs to go to the doc and get some blood work done.
>>9754044
what if I was drunk too?
i honestly think i've had sex sober less than a dozen times out of over 100
>>9754095
Degeneracy is not effay.
>>9754083
i already have hiv and am impotent so i stopped worrying about using condoms a long time ago. it's not like it can get worse
>>9754104
I hope you die.
>>9754017
A sloot. Met a girl back in high school who got spit roasted in front of everyone at a party including the parents who walked in on the whole event.
>>9754113
eventually i will, anon. we all will
>>9754129
what happened when her parents walked in?
does anybody remember that pasta about the guy who is in love with some girl then he walks in on her giving two guys head at once at a party
>>9754101
i don't care what you think is "effay"
i just try to enjoy myself :)))
>>9754139
I'm glad you have HIV.
>>9754104
Giving girls HIV is very /fa/
>>9753975
hey dude you're really cool, can you tell every person on 4chan that you're cool at the same time for $1 per person?
>>9753975
>being too dumb to realize any excuse a girl gives you as to why she wont date you is because youre an ugly loser and she doesnt want yo hurt your feelings...
>>9754104
>knowingly infecting other people with hiv
One of the many reasons why I'm a virgin
>>9754015
ikr, rick owens is the godfather of goof ninja and he literally said that "working out is modern couture". goof ninja looks good when you at least have a semi althetic body
>pic related
>>9754167
>Looks good
>that picture
Try again.
>>9754163
>One of the many reasons why I'm a virgin
no, you're a virgin because you're beta
>>9754167
this faggot hasn't diet yet? by the look of his body aids has taken his toll, by the look of his clothes he probably caught it from 4 or 5 charged loads in the alley behind dennys
>>9754167
id legit kill myself if i looked like that
not even trying to talk shit
I used to have gay guys hitting on me all the time.
Then I started lifting weights and I grew a beard.
Now nobody hits on me. Nailed it!
>>9754015
>he beleives this
Kek
>>9754009
>>9754095
>>9754104
>>9754139
>>9754167
>semi athletic
>legs of a middle school child
kekekek
>>9754326
>semi athletic
>a vein his arm
You must be a fat piece of shit
>>9754335
>veins are genetic
>2015
>being this retarded
stay mad
>>9753946
Holy shit, $1000! You must be the richest man alive!
