How effay is your girlfriend/partner?
pic unrelated
I like the way she dresses
>>9333399
Looks pretty 2009
>>9333372
I dont have a gf but I wouldn't have one unless she was effay, cus il be walking around with her so its like a different set of clothes for me, it's logic.
>>9333372
I had a thing with this qt for a while and she dressed mostly grayscale drapey clothing, wasn't goofninja at all though, more like what qko is trying to do done right but I think I fucked up everything.
>mfw she looks through the sales racks
>>9333372
not the most effay dog i've ever seen OP
>>9333518
lol you /fa/ guys and your feels always make me laugh XD
>>9333399
>white
lol
>>9333528
>yellow fever
lol
>>9333528
She's mojo like me
My ex broke up with me because I went camping for iPhone 6 on her bday.
pretty fa
>>9333372
I don't give a fuck. She wears leggings, has a nice ass, and sucks my dick. Why should I care what she wears?
>>9333573
>camping out for iphones
its like im really in 2010
>>9333596
aesthetics
>>9333596
Maybe because you care about her as a person and want her to get the best out of herself? Oh no that's probably too gay isn't it?
>>9333590
She a qt
>>9333621
please. a real man only communicates with his female in order to convey to her when she needs to tend to his boner. otherwise she is to be ignored, unless she requires food or water
she's pretty qt and effay
I snap her a bunch to the snapchat /fa/m
>>9333372
>letting a dog on your bed
>>9333590
this fat pleb is not fa
>>9333399
Time to get into gypsycore.
>>9333656
I'm king gypsy, son
>>9333553
She's a at man :^)
W2c?
>>9333629
>on /fa/
>real man
almost got me bro
>>9333372
>tfw no gf
my love.
she is /fa/ as fuck.
mostly weird shit from consignment shops.
sexy ass latina
I don't have a gf
I live in a shithole of a village, best chick are mid-tier shallow plebs and I don't even try
I cannot leave until I'm over with uni
I'm so depressed
>>9333596
Because she is associated with you and her style is an extension of yours as far as most people are concerned.
Not very.
She's a very pretty redhead but not very tall, slightly chubby and has very average style.
One of my best friends is the most effay girl i've ever known though. 6 foot tall brunette that looks like a slightly more feminine freja with dope monochrome style and perfect minimalist taste.
>>9333714
This isn't middle school, I don't have to impress anybody with my gf.
>>9333679
More pics please. (face pic of possible )
~_~
>>9333741
All i'm saying is if you care about how you look and shes going to be in public with you, she should be presentable at least
>>9333590
>he thinks zara skorts are fa
she's o.k.
>>9333814
lol pride of isreal
>>9333801
wait, are you sitting on your grandmas lap there?
>>9333820
/pol/
He used to dress in a lite prep style but is going more comfy. Lots of big jumpers, and I like that.
Although he insists on wearing this really horrible sweatshirt he got from eBay and it makes me sad.
We've got similar coats and both wear black jeans a lot, so if I get my hands on a pair of all black 1461s then we'll basically look the same when we're out together.
>>9333801
Aww q I feel like you could do better, as long as he's as cool as you and a nice guy.
>>9333836
he's my favorite
dresses in julius and forme d'expression and steals my craig green and drkshdw smh
>>9333814
you could do much better.
>>9333848
do you take it up the butt
>>9333848
lol teenagers wasting their parent's money on them grailz
>>9333814
Yeah you could do better.
>>9333814
>tfw when no jap gf
hold me plz /fa/
>>9333922
>but I don't really care about physical appearance
sure
>>9333848
hey q_ko are you there
you know that webm of you?
where can i get that sweater for myself
I'm so sorry for asking this
my ex was the most unfashionable women on the planet. i was embarrassed to be seen with her. my ex before her was okay, just dressed like an other girl (basic bitch). i've been told that if i'm gonna have a girlfriend, she'd have to accept that her boyfriend dresses better than her. hell, i'd probably pick her wardrobe to suit my tastes.
>>9333679
y she orange
>>9334054
she's latina don't b racist
>>9333679
i love latinas
can i see her face
>>9333590
>phoneimage221
>>9334057
vestra puella latino loquitur?
>>9334079
non parlo italiano storico!!!
>>9334102
italian confirmed as the tongue to summon demons with
>>9333629
>>/b/
>>9333372
>girlfriend
>implying
she dresses like a cute 18 y/o girl bcos she's a cute 18 y/o girl
>gf
My last ex was a basic bitch. Former sorority girl who mostly wore leggings and ugg boots.
Girl I dated before her was /fa/ as fuck. She made her own clothes. She made me a fleece blanket for christmas and it's probably the best christmas present I've ever received.
I miss her now ;_;
my gf has the body of a 12 y/o boy. no ass, no tits, weighs under 90 lbs.
she dresses really well, but she is kinda poor so a lot of her clothes she buys off ebay. she is super qt though and she lets me fuck her in the ass so i have nothing to complain about
>>9333801
He looks fuckin pissed. What'd you do to the poor bastard?
>>9336319
cucked
>>9333801
>boi sitting on a grill
shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>9333679
are you dating an oompa loompa?
>gf
>>9333399
how can this be your gf ? whats your secret mane ?
I'm currently seeing a 28yr old Japanese chick during the last month of my exchange. She knows that it's only till when I go back, so it's pretty good. Mainly just casual dating and sex
She's pretty /fa/ too. Very skinny and tall (for a Japanese chick - she's about 168cm/5'4" ish)
>>9333814
>dating Weird Al
>MMXV
My GF is pretty /fa/
Non-existence is /fa/, right?
Not very
But he has a qt feminine face
>>9333725
Your gf sounds like complete shit compared to the girl who friend zoned you
>>9336519
168 cm is 5 6, which would be tall for a Japanese chick, but if it's 5 4 like you say, that's barely above the average for that age bracket, even for coloured people.
Here she is :)
>>9336561
>choosing the olsen that has nothing to do with the Row
>>9333399
Ew this was so in tumblr back in like 2009 and that's the most basic phone case ever ugh
>>9333814
You look ready to dump her.
>girlfriend
>>9333714
>her style is an extension of yours
full retard
no one actually thinks this m8, no one actually sees people dating as one entity
>>9333814
looked at the first picture, thought to myself she looks ok. Kept going and she got progressively worse, leading to a 3/10
>>9336713
>the feels
No. Get away from me.
>>9336518
He seems pretty confident
I mean people ridicule him daily here but he gives no fucks and he is dressed by himself, not chinese animu imageboard
Pretty badly tbh. She's 28 and sometimes she dresses like 13 year old.
>>9336729
>feels
It's more like a numbness these days
>>9333372
my gf is pretty effay and cutie, but she does frequent reddit which should be a red flag
>>9333629
lol, shame u never had a sister
tfw have had 6 or so gf and they all end within 2 weeks because I stop talking to them.
It all started with my first... she just had to make up a rumor that she only dated me to make another guy jealous.
I will not be cucked again
I dont know whats wrong with me
My GF has an amazing body, proportional in every way, but sometimes im just not attracted. like my sex drive is just GONE.
She also doesn't care that much about fashion or anything, but asks me to dress her because I dress nice. she doesnt know how to apply makeup so i guess i'm learning that too.
poor girl literally won't look at herself in the mirror though. Shes not ugly at all, but its just something i've noticed she does.
>>9337143
Its so hard tho. My dick is like 7+ inches when I cut fapping and it feels like its gonna break off in my pants after 4 days.
>>9336299
low test beta detected
>>9336299
dude you're fucking lucky
that's my type. so fucking jelly.
>>9337168
What is it when you fap normally, like a nice semi-hard 5"?
You're moronic; you're not attracted to your girlfriend anymore because your porn tastes are probably completely different from what she looks like and what you truly like.
Throw in that she probably isn't gargling your cum because you can barely shoot a full load (let alone being allowed to in her mouth) or whatever acts that get you off when you're watching Pornhub, and you have a clear cut case of how porn distances relationships.
Either start using your imagination when you have to fuck your so-called perfect 10, or dump her and find something new. It's not your masturbation, it's your weak mind that's too wrapped around self-completion versus actually enjoying intercourse.
She's a 5'4ish cute thin Korean girl so she pretty much gets away with everything, I'd say she's pretty fa. Only difference of taste is that she likes MK and like Chanel (engrained in every Asian girl I've met lol)
Cute Asian couples dress best
>>9333707
Dove stai?
>>9337236
thx m8, I am very lucky.
I spend years as her friendzoned beta orbiter. then her long-term bf died about a year ago and a few months later she was sleeping in my bed. i never want to let her go.
sometimes I do wish there was a little more "cushion for the pushin'" because i sometimes give her bruises around her crotch area, but oh well. i never want to let her go
>>9337336
>then her long-term bf died about a year ago
oh man
>>9337336
>from friendzone to band-aid relationship
fuck man
that ain't gonna end well for you
>>9333573
great banta
>tfw kgf international student graduated and left for korea 2 weeks ago
oh mother
ican feel
the soil falling over my heeeeeaad
>>9337356
yeah its pretty fucked up. he was one of my close friends too and he got hit by a car when he was walking down the street. i used to tell myself that I would never be with that girl unless her boyfriend died somehow. and as much as i didn't want that to happen, it did.
>>9337361
well we've been together for nearly a year now, so i don't think it's just a "band-aid relationship"
>>9337380
that's so weird.. like I would never imagine my life being like that
Please no, morrissey
I do not want this
>>9337380
holy shit youre literally the biggest douche bag in history. you stole your best friends gf just cause he died. i hope he haunts you and you get cancer
>>9333372
Don't have one, but my past gf have always been pretty boring dressers.
>>9337397
u mad? there was nothing i could do about it and i always liked the girl. she liked me too so we got together. i didnt steal anyone, she made the decision entirely on her own
>>9336713
> sorry anon i'm busy all summer
this still gets me man, now that it's cold all dem bitches suddely wanna hang out.
BUT I WON'T LET THEM
HE HE \
he
h-he
She isn't /fa/ at all. She's 5'2" and wears earthy type stuff like the store Qs style but a little more plain. She's kind of a hippie and we do psychedelics and smoke weed a lot. But she's chill af and super cute.
>offer to buy gf plain sheer rick dress
>she doesnt like it
s h e d o e s n t l i k e i t
>>9333399
hey look its that top from primark every girl has worn at some point
Pretty fucking un-effay. He's got then cheekbones and dimples tho so if he dressed nice he would be 11/10. Working on it. Not gonna post him so here's my cats
>>9337895
are those scabs on its nose?
>>9337895
you actually found someone who could put up with you
or are you doing that be the girl of his dreams for about a month or 2 then show your crazy thing
>>9337908
nah just black markings
>>9337912
lmao hey sieg
my girlfriend and me
she's very effay
>>9337928
shes like 2 feet tall
>>9337928
You look like youre holding her hostage lmao
>>9333814
LMAO
>>9333399
Alright man, everyone here is being typical 4chan and pretending to tell you your gf is ugly.
In reality she is a 10/10.
>>9336365
oh i dont know where to begin
gf is really into all that over the top japanese shit so I kinda look like a huge weaboo when I go out with her but its aight I guess
>>9333372
my last girlfriend wore grandma type thrift store gear and the one before her h&m stuff
deleted all the photos i had of my last gf
here is a pic of my kitten instead
>>9338269
pretty kitty :)
>>9333629
Epic /b/ro!
>>9337928
You're so much better looking.
>>9338261
I think if you dress full on goofninja while your with her, people would think in their mind it made sense.
>>9338332
Her name is Kochanski and she is the prettiest kitten in the world
>>9336722
That's not entirely true.
People process the relationship itself,
which is why people are super confused
when bombshell babes date fugly dudes,
or vice versa.
>>9338261
I was talking to a girl in my class that was the same way last semester. She dyed her hair pink and was pale as a ghost. She had nice thighs tho.
>>9337928
you look like a beautiful version of jack black
>>9333820
ahhahahaha
i think bretty cool
>>9337928
>tfw gf of 5 years broke up with me a month ago...
fuck it all.
She had her own style which was nice.
>>9333590
lemme guess
French white power fascist?
I think she dresses well. here's her and her lil sister
>>9339064
a tad too much going on
those leggings should be burnt though
I think she's pretty /fa/, if a tad basic at times
>>9339023
somehow she's giving me same vibes
except not french but rather german or more likely nordic, swedish perhaps.
>>9339087
>designer purse on ya arms bout the size of a duffle bag
>>9339106
Lol ik. I think it looks ridiculous myself.
>>9339114
dude your ears
the fuck
>>9339127
Uh. Idk?
>>9338219
You realise you're doing the other typical 4chan thing by vastly overrating someone
>>9338261
ur grill is ita af
>>9339114
>>9339135
>>9336713
>>9336713
that guy is literally me, except my girl problems are different.
>tfw if a girl's attracted to me I immediately stop considering her attractive because I hate myself.
>want a gf but reject every girl that throws herself at me.
life is suffering
/blog
>>9340893
That wasn't very nice
>>9342229
Esteem status: rekt
>>9342275
In fact I'm not trying. Had this since sophomore year of high school. It's quite comfy.
but the ear comments are making me wanna kill myself
Pretty damn /fa/.
She's also a vegan.
>>9342299
lol
>those gloves
nice stomach though :^)
>>9333801
2nd cutest couple in the whole city
>>9342299
Weird question. What's her name?
>>9342352
Lia.
>>9342356
Ahh, Okay.
>>9342360
Do you know her? Lel. She's surprised someone recognized her so quick.
>>9333497
why are you impersonating me? you're creeping me out
>>9333518
i do that too
>>9333915
too bad you can't even get a boyfriend you loser
>>9336518
dressing almost as well as me + being almost as attractive as me + being almost the best trip on /fa/
>>9336713
noob
>>9342299
does anybody else see the irony in this?
>girlfriend
this year, this year i will get one ;_;
>>9342368
thanks anon
my deepest secret though is that IRL my ears are asymmetrical and my left one looks goofy :^)
>>9342405
you can do better than that
>>9342414
>calling anyone a moron when you can't discern a joke from a serious post/pic
Kek
>>9333814
holy FUCK
this looks so much like my girlfriend just without curly hair- -- straight.
rate my effay qt 3d normcore asian waifu
>tfw living in small town with no prospects for attractive interesting women
Life is hell
>>9342461
if you claim that a girl you might wanna lift that skort and find a revelation that you will not like brother
>>9342363
Ask her if she remembers an Ian.
>>9342466
Leave..move to a city and live poorly but /fa/..meet some women and enjoy your life my brother
>>9342496
Brown?
>>9342480
I know whats under there but I still love her. Shes more effay than many of the girls here.
>>9342503
yee
>>9342517
Lol hi.
I'm also friends with Vince.
>>9333801
>sound voltex
that your house?
>>9342461
would befriend
>>9342525
Hey Lia, do you remember our night of passion?
>>9342544
Oh this is getting really funny, /fa/.
I'm going to sleep l8r qts.
>>9338261
Same except she's a qt ginger and I'm Asian so I guess she looks like the weeaboo
>>9341051
Is that it?
I hate girls who are attracted to me cause' I hate myself?
Holy shit.
>>9333372
>tfw was seein a qt effay grill
>she and a few others were the only ones that didn't dress like a basic bitch or a slut in the entire school
>she probably left me cause my fits were complete shit, nah but that was probably a part of it
>discover /fa/ about a month later
>start dressing well
It's too late now though ;-;
>>9342740
That would be super shallow m8
Better off without her. Dress better, move to Paris, fuck models.
You have way more potential in life without a long-term girlfriend.
Also /fa/ I'm fat as fug
>>9342740
sounds like she left you because yr a massive sperg who places his personal value and identity into how others perceive him.
>>9342544
kek, ah shit. i love and hate you /fa/.
>>9342529
friend's house
my bf is so qt (◡‿◡✿)
I might put stickers on my phone, or another outer shell. Versace otter box...
>>9342779
jesus fucking christ
that beauty
it hurts my heart...
...because he could do much better
>>9342779
yeah but his eyebrows are spotty
Still looking ;^(
>>9342754
Thanks for describing all of /fa/ doe
>>9342790
hehe
>>9342763
cool friend
>>9341051
this is actually cool
not at all tbh
She's a poorfag culchie who looks like she borrows her grandfather's clothes, but at the same time she doesn't give a solitary fuck so it works for her. She's gas, I love her very much.
>>9336548
/fa/-wise sure.
Also, i was fwb with my /fa/ friend before i met my gf. She was pretty fucking terribad in bed compared to my current gf.
>be gayfag
>i'm the fashionable one in the relationship
I understand he's supposed to be the "manly" one but jesus christ he could at least put on a dress shirt.
>>9343300
>being that whipped
>>9343300
>culchie
norn iron?
>>9343357
you know it
>>9340545
Cute
>>9342299
>pleather daddy
I only fuck hookers and they all dress like sluts.
>>9342779
that dude is ur gay friend right? if he aint that nigga retarded as fuck
>>9337248
Shit just got deeper than I expect it to on /fa/ ... but you're totally right. I think I had a similar situation to what you described in my last relationship.
Reasonably,
Although she has a habit of deliberately pairing the things i buy her with stuff like dinosaur socks or a hat with small cat ears.
>>9343876
I can see how that could get annoying
>>9343881
But a minor annoyance. I think it's more a little act of rebellion, for lack of a better word. Not as much against me but more against her peers and the circles she walks in. A way of distancing herself, preserving a bit of identity around people who think fashion is rly serious business.
>>9336527
>fem face
>fat
>>9333801
u got /fa/t
>Tfw in love with my ex
>Tfw she has a new bf
>I stalk her Twitter everyday God I'm so pathetic
Generally speaking, girls can't go wrong with being effay, as long as they are not fat.
>>9344279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdnYedTpToA
>>9341051
Do mushrooms and think about your life and childhood and all of your relationships. All you will want to do is be a better person and be nice to everyone. It will break you out of your slump.
>>9344334
retarded advice
and this is coming from someone who did shrooms ~1month ago and had a pretty great time
>>9344334
>doing drugs for self discovery
kek
If you can't be honest and open yourself sober even if you do this shit you will just end up with shit piling up in your head afterwards, temporary solution for permanent problem, shit advice.
>>9344256
>Jesus christ man don't overanalyze it.
Likewise. Only difference is there's some context to my remarks which you're not aware of and that you're some over-assumptive bitch having a shit eating retard rage fit over something as futile as what i just said. Chapeau.
>>9344347
Maybe I'm just already a happy person then I guess. All I think about on mushrooms is the people I love and if I'm doing a good job at being a person.
I dunno is she?
>>9342779
why is he with you? are you buying him things?
>>9344371
>implying people don't use romantic partners to fill the hole where self acceptance and self love should be
>>9341051
I feel this, the weird thing is that if I do end up making moves on girls that like me they stop liking me. Life is weird man.
>>9344411
What the fuck is wrong with her face D:
>>9344456
its called scrunching up your face and scowling
>>9343309
>think collared shirts look good 100% of time
>is actually faggotty gayfag
10/10 I date my cat
>>9333922
where do you live then?
>>9340865
Third person here, gotta say she's pretty beautiful.
>>9342461
pei! she's awesome. my gf's fashion inspo no1! tell her that.
>>9344442
you have negative game I mean hey it happens
here u go /fa/
1/2
ayy lmao
2/2
>>9344906
nice dick
>>9344931
it's almost as if you've never seen a vagina before
>>9342779
>bf
cool story
>>9344906
are you by chance in provo
>>9344911
Your bitch don't really got no ass, she just poked it out
>>9344979
>trying to bait me into posting more ass pics
you won't fool me
>>9344979
>>9345023
but then again
>no ass
>>9345038
look at how fucking curved her spine is in the picture you fucking moron. she's flat as a board and just pushing it out
>>9345038
with a shapeless body like that it's all about face and, she got a tight puzzy at least right?
>>9345038
Her face might be pretty and her body might be normal but that ass is flat.
>>9345038
>but then again
>didn't utilize the opportunity for a pun on butts
>>9345070
you sure are retarded, aren't you?
>implying spines don't naturally curve
>implying hers is even THAT curved
If she had her ass sticking out to such a degree it wouldn't "fold" over on her legs like that
Just accept she has a nice booty and move on god damn
>>9345103
I guess you could say he's a little
buttmad
