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All right guys I've gotta tell someone about this
lately I've had this weird habit of going to stores in the mall and I'll around pretend to look at stuff, but whenever someone walks in I act like I work there and go to 'help' them. Every single time I've managed to convince them to buy the fucking ugliest shit possible. I have yet to be noticed by an employee or called out by a customer. I don't know why I do it, but it's happened every time I've been. I find H&M and Banana Republic customers are generally the quickest to accept my shitty advice
Sometimes when I'm feeling sinister, I tell people on /fa/ that Rick isn't a complete hack.
>>8858453
half credit, apply yourself
>>8858453
god yes
>>8858453
Can the real baldchan please show this fuccnigga how it's done?
I've been on /fa/ for 5 years and still dress like shit
I havent bought anything in like a month, oh my god.
Coming on here makes me more and more bitter and narcissistic and I know I need to stop posting here but I can't.
>>8858577
I've been lurking almost a year and have yet to make any effort to change the shitty way I dress
Once I got sick after visiting Costa Rica, and was using in a fitting room at nordstrom rack
I started feeling awful, and straight up shit myself when I was trying on a pair of pants
Thankfully it was silent, so I used the pants to wipe, got dressed, and left as soon as possible
I feel so fucking sorry for the worker who had to clean that
it was absolutely toxic
I haven't returned to that one since.
>>8858579
I think it's the same for everyone
>>8858579
Fuck...
>>8858579
Are you me
>>8858589
omgggg
/fa/ has poisoned my mind and now I find anything from h&m etc disgusting and feel dirty wearing them
>tfw qtgf bought me a river island shirt and got really upset when I explained to her that it was already falling apart after like 3 wears
>tfw seriously considering buying cp meme shoes full price with student loan since I've convinced myself I need them and I can't find them in decent condition 2nd hand anywhere
>>8858589
holy kek, the clerks must've been pissed off
i laugh at everyones fits because im a bitter, lonely virgin with no friends and if anyone confronted me in real life i wouldnt even be able to look them in the eyes
>>8858579
tfw I get more and more self-conscious the longer I'm on here
feel like a slob wearing expensive clothing that fits me well because in my mind I'm comparing myself to nxtlvl lookbook fits
always hyper-conscious of my posture, how I'm walking, what kind of face I'm making
thinking about all the nasty things people would say about my fits on effay
>nice dadcore clown boots faggot
>lose some weight fat fuck size 34 is disgusting
>autism
>nice cuffs, what is this 2009
just in general being self-critical nonstop all the time
while trying, of course, to look like I'm too cool to give a shit about anything. (but without just looking sad or dead inside)
before I came to this board all those years ago, I would have been quite happy just to dress normally. Now nothing I do is ever good enough.
>>8859516
>implying that kike has even talked to a girl before, much less tried to stick his dick in one's ass
u'r losing it m8
>>8859522
>>8859516
>>8859522
feels
>>8858581
What is your kind called?
>>8859539
top kek
>>8859516
Fucking lost it
>>8858453
4/10
I have to make a confession:
Had several injuries, 2 big ones (knee, disk slip) which prevent me doing almost any sport. I used to work out every day, now I do nothing all day. So I started lurking /fa/ and all the online stores, starting copping stuff, sending stuff back, only keeping the ones that fit perfectly. Threw a lot of old not-so-well fitting clothes out, sorted my wardrobe with autistic neatness. Lost a lot of weight also, used to look like a lifter, now I'm Ottermode. I also have perfect skin, perfect diet, and perfect hygiene now.
However, in the last 3 weeks I only went out of the house 6 times maybe. I'm 6'7", and I got a lot of attention with my designer fits, all the girls sitting around me on the metro, staring at me - I didn't talk to a single one. My mind is constantly on SLP, Givenchy, Dior, Versace, Cavalli and Burberry. I blew almost of all my savings on clothes already, and now I'm just window shopping until I get more money from my parents.
I met a friend recently, and we had no conversation topic because nothing apart from fashion interests me anymore. I don't want to show off, I don't want to impress anyone I just want to have a perfect body and own a shitload of beautiful clothes that fit me well.
Worst of all is, now that I'm out of money to blow on clothes, I'm losing my motivation in life again. I catch myself eating dirty, or not showering, or not shaving. I miss my doctors appointments, everything.
I just don't have a clue what to do. I don't want to go to clubs anymore, because even in the most chick clubs people dress badly according to my standards. I can't do sports because of my injuries. And I don't want to talk to people anymore. Help me /fa/, how do I get rid of this addiction? I also think I'm becoming gayer little by little.
>>8859668
accept it
you are becoming the true patrician
ascend to your aesthetic throne like a butterfly among caterpillars
>>8859493
>I can't find them in decent condition 2nd hand anywhere
whatever u say, buddy. cp is the lowest common entry point for leather sneaks, everybody is selling them used.
>>8859668
start drinking and writing or painting
>>8859668
post some fits
I am a chronic masterbater
>>8859668
Get into modeling, fashion design, painting, or sculpting. The first two are obvious. Your success in the latter two as a career will be almost entirely dependent on your personal look and self-confidence, however, and require much less interaction with others than running a business or something.
>>8859668
post le fits
>>8858430
u r GOAT anon
pls b in london
>>8859522
This is too true to be true.
I'm aware that every second here drives me closer to suicide, but I kinda like it.
>>8858589
I know that feel
>be Britfag student studying in murrica
>go into change room without asking because I hate people constantly asking about my accent after months being there
>taking off trousers to try another pair on and fart loudly and chuckle to myself because there's a guy in the next changing room
>squeeze another one out and lumpy shit sprays into my underwear
>Oh dear
>put my own trousers on and quickly leave changing room and waddle to mall bathroom on other side of mall
>end up leaving shitty undies under a toilet bowl
>continue to shop and try on other jeans in other stores
>probably left hints of disgusting smells in other jeans that I didn't buy because I had no underwear on and hadn't washed my arse yet
>>8859493
Wow you're a bastard.
>>8859668
Would you mind posting a fit?
I'm not actually /fa/ i just browse here and talk shit to people
effay feels thread? effay feels thread.
>walking into the club with my girl
>looking slick cps, zara shirt(quality is actually really good fuck wat ppl say) and zepsy sweats(basically the epitome of effay)
>my girl dressed head to toe in new season helmut lang
>everyone is looking, saying nice fit cool digs etc etc
>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
>say to my gf watch this knowing im gonna light up the room with some funny dope shit
>go up to this hs girl and say raf simons rick owens
>she is obviously intimidated
>"no need to be frightened these shoes are worth more than ur entire outfit"
>she doesnt hear me over the music
>"sorry whatd u say?"
>"these shoes are worth more than ur entire outift!!"
>"oh cool are they designer?"
>dont know how to respond so i just smirk as effay as possible and say "lel too bad"
>she looks at me like im a freak
>walk back over to my girl who is nursing my vodka raspberry
>mfw alpha as fuck and now that i browse /fit/ im basically the amalgamation of alpha and effay
>we dance and party hardcore i smoke a blunt and get high as hell
>start feeling frisky so i take my girl home and we get it on, have sex for at least 20 minutes she says she has to stop cuz shes hella saw
>"nah bitch that aint effay"
>she asks me wat i mean
>"kek bitch u aint effay"
>try to put it in her ass but she pushes me off and says im a fucking idiot
>"kek ur just a fuccgirl"
>"what the fuck are u even saying anymore ethan?"(ethan is my name i posted it in a name thread and everyone said it was fah as fuck so i know its all g)
felt like such a badass for the next week was a crazy fucken night for sure
been saving up for some palladiums for dat lunarcore swag haha
pic related btw
>>8859668
my life is like this only without the part where you're tall and ottermode and have good skin and girls like you on trains.
could be worse, man.
>>8860243
>implying
/pol pls go
>mom buys 100 dollar sneakers for herself.
>she doesnt give a shit about fashion or looking good.
>comes to me, just to show her new sneakers
>"These are so comfy, anon. Do you like these?"
>Plastic sneakers, weird silhouette, ugly colors.
>She's so happy with her sneakers.
>wears them everywhere
>don't have the heart to tell her.
>>8860212
Niggers
>>8859668
Have you considered getting into fashion design or retail? That way you can use the obsession to make money instead of just spending it, and also meet people with the same interest.
>>8859668
Your life has gotten worse. I'm sorry, mate.
>>8860246
Lmao
>been saving up for some palladiums
>saving
>palladiums
I'm fucking dead brub 10/10 would pasta agajn
>>8860212
>>8860212
>european hygeine
u guys seriously disgust me
- an american who changes his underwear and showers everyday
i dress well and spend a lot of money of designers clothes
but when i come to /fa/ i mostly just shitpost
>>8859461
that's a Dave Chappelle reference isn't it? what set?
>>8860335
nope, but too lazy to screenshot it and post it here
>>8860246
>>see girl i know from hs, used to throw water on her and say she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
>>8860319
I also do both. I just had been eating lots of bad Mexican American food.
I own like 4 pairs of diesel jeans and a couple of g star pairs.
>>8859539
>that towel over the pillow
go easy on me, just came out of surgery
>>8858416
I wear bootcut jeans.
>>8860319
>mfw i found out the hairy euro girl stereotype is true
>>8860610
it's a pair of jeans.
I spend all my money on alcohol, limiting my shopping to thrift stores
It's not awful, but definitely not ideal
>qt fashionable girl walks up to me
>"l-lance is that a members only jacket?"
>"no but i've got two"
>"can i have it"
>"no"
>she walks alongside me for a while before she walks off
I haven't posted a non-shitpost in about 2 years. This post right here is the closest I've come.
>>8861099
lol whats with random chicks asking for clothing
someone did that when i was in college.
"i like your jacket...can i have it?"
>>8861099
Should've spat at her.
I constantly think petty things and make fun of people's clothes in full knowledge that I dress like a complete scrub myself
>>8861125
This
Spit in her vj
Lub that bitch
I've been doing the blazer+graphic tee look even after it had largely gone away in '06/'07. Now I see it more again, and I'm wondering if I should switch to something else.
Problem is, as far as I can tell there's not a fashion trend I like that's really faded away right now like the blazer+graphic tee did.
Actually now that I think about it I don't see a whole lot of punk fashion....hmmm. brb ordering a jacket and some spikes.
>>8859493
oh you son of a bitch
wyh would you complain to your gf about that
not whiteknighting or anything, but learn to appreciate shit you are gifted from your close people
especially since it was a shirt, she probably knows you're into clothes and wanted to make you happy
my ex once gifted me a fucking graphic tee with lincoln in green (kinda dollarized) on it, and I didnt wear it once, only tried on,still it's fucking pleasant
i don't have any friends so all my efforts into self-improvement are proving to be depressing
>>8858579
That's what happens when you go to a place to improve yourself in an aspect. You'll want everyone to be up to your standards.
>>8861232
being fashionable and being a fashion victim isn't the same thing, wear what you want and wear it well
>>8861249
i feel you
I like to buy my fall apparel from h&m
I know h&m gets a lot of flack here
>>8860054
Same here, fucking sucks tbh
>>8861372
same
it's so shameful but i can't beat the price where i live
Even tho I can't see my entire fit cuz no mirrors so there might be some impefections, I can't leave the house without feeling that everything is on point. If I feel like "fuck it, lets throw on this old shirt that doesn't quite fit right," I'll fuck around in it for a while before I feel the need to change. Also I'll layer a little overboard just cuz I'd rather look just how I want than be slightly more comfortable. Not like a sweater and parka when its 103F outside, but like if its 70, jeans and a trucker or a flannel.
Sometimes I wish we could all get along. You know, actual compliments, advice, not just a bunch of passive-aggressive snarky comments.
But then I realize this is never going to happen, and give up posting whatever I was gonna post.
This actually makes me feel sad, it's so hard to find people with such a passion for real /fa/ stuff nowadays.
>>8861928
>mfa
I'm considering going back to doing drugs so I can stop gaining weight.
I'm on some meds that make me insanely hungry, to the point I start getting terrible pains. I used to weight 44kg, now I'm at 51kg and I feel like a fucking failure. Yes, I'm pro-ana, yes, I know it's not healthy at all, but nothing makes me happier than when I'm walking down a mirrored hallway and I get to see my deer-thin legs.
My personal style is full Heidi heroin chic, which makes it all worst, since normal-looking people just don't look good in it.
>>8861199
That's acceptable.
What's not acceptable is dressing like a scrub, making fun of others, and actually thinking you look good. As long as you accept your scrub status, it's okay.
>>8861928
See I don't understand this. Why aren't people just fucking nice to each other on the internet? Can't we just act like grownups? it's in all of our mutual interest
>be a basic bitch
>constantly judging my friends clothes in my head
>stop hanging with neckbeard friends cuz I want to hang out with better looking people
>>8861928
this a pasta?
>>8862012
I guess it's because nobody can get punched in the mouth over the internet.
The day we can, the arguments stop.
I have been browsing /fa/ for about a year and I still only wear Nikes and but the majority of my outfits at Macys.
>>8860264
oh god I hate this feeling
>hey anon I already bought this item and I think it's great, what do you think?
>mfw it's awful
>looks great man
>>8862076
see, I like that on 4chan you don't need to be afraid of the consequences if you speak your mind. but I wish people had naturally nicer thoughts. I'd rather be here, where people are honest, than somewhere else where moderation and other board features discourage people from saying what they think. But I don't love the nastiness on /fa/. I think we should encourage more positivity, but only by trying to appeal to the goodness in people, and everyone's desire for good vibes.
That's why I don't prefer mfa, even though I think we should be nicer people
>>8860246
>this entire post
I have an internet/screen addiction
>>8861928
>>8862476
>Implying that people on 4chinz are honest
Most of us just talk shit to troll you
>>8861372
I don't want to like their fall collection but it's pretty fucking dope
>>8862476
i know this feeling. i like being here because people are straightforward. but some people think that honesty necessarily needs cruelty and i'm a wuss and would really just like a positive community. tough but fair love. people drop incredibly rude insults like it's nothing and someone whose shirt is just too long doesn't need that
>>8861372
>h&m
>effay
pick 1
>>8861928
as much as i'm sure some people will shit on this post, and we'll all forget about it soon, i really do agree with you anon.
I mean, passive-aggressive snarkiness is really funny sometimes, but it really just makes the place shit, and it's honestly not worth making people feel shitty.
so, i guess you can at least take comfort in the fact that other people feel like you do.
>>8862476
This. but I guess fashion and smarmy condescension go hand in hand.
> tfw I've spent so much time alone that I've completely forgotten how to make friends or talk to people
> tfw sitting alone in class in my /fa/ fits listening to people have conversations all around me
> tfw dont even like my friends anymore
> tfw almost nobody even knows who I am
>>8861372
it's actually *FLAK.
>>8861122
i used to have a polo RL jacket that a girl once asked to trade a bucket of chicken with. i said no. a few months later some1 broke my car window and stole it
>>8861270
>>tfw there's sexual tension between me and this chick even though she has bf
mfw u r a beta
>>8861928
reddit called, they're missing a poster
I'm under the firm belief that every girl has a section of their closets devoted to men's jackets
like some kind of trophy case, how tribes hung up the heads of their enemies
>>8862605
I know the feel
>>8862685
Are u pigfucks bf
>>8862691
>>8862691
>>8860246
hi pigcuck
>>8862578
they've got some good basic shit if you dont like going full autist and dropping 800 on a fall coat you'll use for one month.
>>8858416
You're telling me that you come into Banana and do my job for me for free and make sales? I'm going to call the cops. I'm fucking pissed off! Stop working for free!
>>8861968
probably a troll, but you need to seek out therapy
>>8862691
thank fuck I'm not a manlet and date 00 girls so I don't have to worry about that shit
>>8861968
>on meds
>hedi
I'm so glad I'm not str8 busted.
>>8862016
>tfw I got my weeaboo neckbeard friend to dress better and lift
>>8860246
>she farted all kinds of funny shit i was wild
lmao
>>8861199
>>8861971
I do this as well. I just rock H&M tees and Vans shoes and black jeans that I think are from JCPenney that I got years ago, yet I still make fun of literally everyone else I see at uni, and I almost always call girls unattractive in my head because of their clothing.
What's worse is I have not been able to find any girl I've seen irl to be attractive, because they all dress poorly. I'm not gay either, meaning you fuckers have made me asexual or soemthing ;_;
>>8860246
nice
>wake up at 5:30 for a jog
>put on new y3 black qasas
>finish my jog and sit at the look out
>decide to walk back home
>see giant snake on the road
>car approaches me
>old man winds down window "there's a snake on the road down there, u need a lift?"
>n-na man Im good
>"well I got a knife in my car so u better want a lift"
>can't believe what I'm hearing so I take off my headphones
>"you gonna suck my dick?"
>I start yelling and screaming at this guy (actually called him a fuccboi too haha)
>he drives off and I call the police
>>8862817
>qasas
lol fucking masterchief cosplayer
>>8862605
Fucking this. I swear to christ I forgot how to make friends in like 12th grade or something. 3 years later, and all my acquaintances are either people I somehow fell into friendships with, or friends of friends.
>>8862817
I can confirm this actually happened.
>>8861122
I sometimes wonder if that sort of thing is their just seeing what they can get you to do. Your story reminds me of all the times people used to try and get free drinks at a bar.
Once had a girl pretend she only had a pound to pay for her £1.20 drink (college bar, ridiculously cheap). Normally I'd oblige but I had literally just seen the spare change in her hand. She only coughed up when I moved to start drinking her drink and serve other people. Amazingly, she was actually really annoyed that I'd called her out on her plain bullshit.
>>8861270
If there's "sexual tension", but she has a boyfriend, she's definitely just trying to see if she can manipulate you. Case closed.
i'm a slightly overweight manlet (5'6)
>>8862016
>mfw i did the same thing sort of
had 2 groups of main friends, music/band dudes and pc nerds
the pc nerds always invite me to LAN parties, and i say i'm busy and go hang out with the other guys instead lel
>>8863217
by all means yeah
i'd still pump + dump tho
>>8863303
If you ever get a chance, go for it. Just make sure you don't lose any jackets in the process.
