![Lady-Gaga-Paparazzi-metal-eye-patch[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JpBoway.jpg "Lady-Gaga-Paparazzi-metal-eye-patch[1].jpg")
So here's a new one for you /fa/,
as a guy who's been blind on the left eye for quite some time im rather sick and tired of those bullshit bogstandard eyepatches, what would you suggest is the best looking designer alternative?
>>8507226
go full big boss nigga
do u need to patch it up or is it just for aesthetic reasons?
i would leave it unpatched if i could. specially if there's badass scarring.
>>8507226
get a big boss eyepatch
or a Solid Eye
Get some sunglasses and punch on of the lenses out.
>>8507226
Geez OP, open your eye and reply to some posts.
>>8507226
probably going to have to something custom i would guess. market is too niche
>>8507311
wear that while going full techninja
>>8507281
Kind of both, tear ducts are messed up, so the eye gets dry, and it generally looks fucked up beyond belief.
>>8507226
I have a similar problem. I have Bell's Palsy right now, and while mine isn't too severe (no visible droop, just can't move the left side of my face almost at all) my eye does dry out since I have to force blinking hard if I want to blink at all.
I just wear sunglasses most places and keep them on. There's no reason for an eye patch tbh.
![il_570xN.541980641_2c8e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pkLN9uh.jpg "il_570xN.541980641_2c8e[1].jpg")
I think I found something fairly traditional without going overboard, would this do you think /fa/?
>>8507459
Post pic?
Also, seriously, big boss mode.
>>8507550
Yeah, sorry, But im not going to post my botched bodyparts on 4chan.
>>8507571
>implying fucked up eyes don't look awesome
![il_570xN.442231889_9s88[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MwBz55Q.jpg "il_570xN.442231889_9s88[1].jpg")
>>8507575
That one looks rather nice, can i buy it anywhere?
Also, Im looking for something a little bit more casual, belive me, an eyepatch stands out enough already as it is.
pic related
>>8507625
post a pic of your eye dude cmon
also I'd say lean towards the most normal thing you can find. drawing attention to it by having it stand out even more might make you look like you don't even need it and that you're just trying to make a fashion statement
>>8507718
they are legit suggestions you are a loser if you don't see the appeal and don't belong on here.
>>8507625
go on etsy and search Mr. O Ring Industrial Mens Eye Patch
>>8507226
are you attractive? if not give up
POST PIC OF EYE, OP
WHAT THE FUCK
I figure a plain black one would be best OP.
>>8507876
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>>8507550
You clingy bastards.
>>8507703
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>>8507728
Not exactly what i had i mind, Im not looking for something flashy, just stylish.
I was thinking about this one for example.
Not overdone, simple leather/wood look-alike or some such, not too big and most important, elastic straps.
>>8508185
You dont need an eye patch
>>8508185
Rock this out OP, looks cool
could you wear a black eye patch without actually needing one?
droopy left eyelid and I'd genuinely prefer it than having this shit stand out so much.
![il_570xN.196417179[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5RbS7to.jpg "il_570xN.196417179[1].jpg")
>>8507485
My condolences, but to be fair, I bet your eye doesnt look like someone drove a corkscrew in there and yanked it out.
[Which isn't far from what caused my blindness in the first place.]
My eye has a 90 degree laziness to it and a general zombie look, not to mention the tear duct thing which complicates matters of infection if the eye is left to dry for too long.
>>8508185
that looks fuckin sweet
holy shit. if you don't need it fuck the eye patch. maybe get coloured contacts ?
you should post both your eyes.
im assuming different colours looks rely sick
![156819539-portrait-of-drummer-rod-death-on-february-20-gettyimages[1].jpg_v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qak2sGYzfLa7tjVEPvV%2BkcJDRF81ghJ3CM9cQBxb.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yZBhQB2.jpg "156819539-portrait-of-drummer-rod-death-on-february-20-gettyimages[1].jpg_v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qak2sGYzfLa7tjVEPvV%2BkcJDRF81ghJ3CM9cQBxb.jpg")
>>8508217
I'ts not illigal, but rather silly.
Unless you really need it, I would dare say you would look like someone who sports a cane without really needing one.
>>8508185
No eyepatch, OP.
You look dreamy.
>>8508218
Why don't you remove your eye?
I'm serious, a surgery could make your life easier.
![38-man-dressed-as-pirate-with-two-eye-patches[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3nTRRhY.jpg "38-man-dressed-as-pirate-with-two-eye-patches[1].jpg")
>>8508200
>>8508208
>>8508229
Problem is due to the damage once sustained to the eye, (Long story short, dont run with scissors, and especially not knives.) the muscles were damages in the process causing the eye some severe lazyness.
This in part has caused me mild psychological trauma, in which i never initiate eye-contact and turn my head sideways when talking to people to hide the dead eye.
Something Ive been able to work on since i started wearing eyepatches some years ago.
![0+kraner+eyepatch[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2KJJRr5.png "0+kraner+eyepatch[1].png")
>>8508244
I know, Ive been to the doctors telling them exactly this.
But as they deemed it an unnecessary operation I would have to pay for it myself. [Socialist country, yay.]
They did however give me coloured contacts, but again, this did not help the extreme lazyness of the eye, so back to square one.
>>8508234
>tfw will never rock an eye patch
>>8508324
op pls dont wear one of these and just accept your baddass locking eye
btw what happened
![article-1217468-06A9B239000005DC-170_636x275[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cgpmEIb.jpg "article-1217468-06A9B239000005DC-170_636x275[1].jpg")
>>8508368
>Me and mom moving back when I was a kid.
>Mother tells me to remove all those stickers I plastered all over the apartment.
>When she was away I proceeded to grab the biggest kitchen knife available.
>I started scraping them away from the cupboards by thrusting the knife upward from waist height.
>Knife gets stuck in the wooden door, I give the handle a punch upwards.
>Knife switches position from being lodged in the door to getting lodged in my eye socket.
Luckliy the knife went in straight and not sideways as it would have gone in further thus piercing the brain.
Anywho, I think really found something:
http://iwear1.com/index.php?_a=product&product_id=57
Would you suggest something like this /fa/?
>>8508413
you ask for advice yet you don't listen to us.
Your blind eye looks /fa/
But you want an eye patch, so buy an eye patch
>>8508413
Man I wish I could wear an eyepatch, obviously I wouldn't want my eye to be stabbed or something.
But a simple black eyepatch is /fa/ as fuck.
>>8508229
>Silenth Hill 2
mi negro. best game ever.
>>8507226
don't they have glasses where you can have the one lens black substituting an eyepatch? those look sweet
>>8508255
That sucks, dude, but it looks REALLY cool.
>>8508185
how come you don't get a contact for your blind eye?
>>8508255
look at this guy. He has a lazy eye and he is the most badass character you will ever see. He doesn't give a fuck about anybody and has a journey to help his mentally challenged girlfriend. and If you don't think that this guy with a fucking lazy eye is badass than you need a different wardrobe
>>8507311
Deadshot-core
>>8510268
PS. I believe the best idea for an eye patch is to go with that wood finish eye patch but make the strap and wood in your hair color. Just to make it like a metaphor for having hair over your eye. But I suggest to rock the lazy eye and just try to make your overall appear blow the minds of others. like a wardrobe makeover and get more in shape. like make yourself model material
ceramics are nice.
>>8510268
>basing life decisions on chinese comic books
yr gonna looks like a pirate m8
>>8508413
Is this you Mupp?
Fucking Mupp
>>8507226
Raiden style man, just bandana it
>>8508413
seriously youll look autistic wearing that man, people wont think you have an actual reason to wear it
either get contacts or dont wear an eyepatch because it looks really cool and interesting
![il_570xN.272019338[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cRfiLT8.jpg "il_570xN.272019338[1].jpg")
mod this into a eyepatch
>>8508185
Tell people your eye is magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFuT6PfiIKs
Actually its ok if you wear an eyepatch, you can do this either way.
>>8508413
No I wouldn't recommend that, get a medical one or plain black leather depending on what colors you wear.
medical eyepatch with lunarcore would look dope
>>8508185
post a pic of both eyes please, I wanna see how the colors contrast
![deadly-dead-space-eye-poke-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/mPbtByo.gif "deadly-dead-space-eye-poke-o[1].gif")
>>8507226
>>8510268
>lazy eye
He had his eye poked the fuck out.
>>8508185
reminds me of this guy
>>8507295
This. God damn this so much. At least have this in rotation. I saw a guy the other day with this and I knew that's exactly what I would do in that situation.
>>8507226
The one Sal Ty had from BSG ws effay as fuck.
>>8508185
That's actually fucking cool!
>>8507226
>tfw this thread is kinda making me want to poke one of my eyes out
>>8513023
you don't have to be blind to wear a patch
If you used one your eyes could adjust to darkness more easily
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>>8513066
ok, just permantly blind yourself so you can wear a eyepatch then
>>8508413
>http://iwear1.com/index.php?_a=product&product_id=57
absolutely atrocious.
very very bad
please do not cop
>>8510676
Aw shit, busted.
>>8508413
Oh god... i cant stop contracting my feet while reading this. I may be refering solely based on television, but isnt it recommended, in this situations where you can forget about blinking, to permanently shut the eye?
https://www.shapeways.com/
Make some badass polished metal business
>>8508413
The eye patch you chose is bad. i had eye surgery once, and had to use an eye patch for sometime. i really advise you to get a cloth one, as light as possible. They are cheap and, if you are daring enough, come in several colors
![eyepatch[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/6WkYuqP.gif "eyepatch[1].gif")
>>8508491
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>>8508200
Point taken, and thanks, really.
But I have legit medical reasons for wearing one, like how my tear ducts are messed up, so it gets infected when dust and particles gets in my eye.
>>8507295
Its a good idea, I'll try it out, but I would rather find me something akin to this but customized.
Something like this >>8507728
>>8513177
Consider designing your own. If you dont choose any particularly fancy material, any tailor will be able to make a costum eyepatch for you
>>8513177
You don't want that stupid animu one.
The straigh band animu one was pretty cool, but the ceramic one was the best.
>>8513177
if u dont go w a medical or simple black one everyone will think ur wearing it out of choice and not because u actually need to
its like carrying a cane when u can walk fine
or wearing bandages for no reason
also tbh the ones u chose were p fuckin bad
>>8513177
big. boss.
