Okay, here's my deal. I'm 38, Aryan, but kind of overweight with a beer belly. I live in Florida so it's always hot. What shorts can I wear without looking like a weirdo. Any other fashion advice is highly appreciated.
>>11516983
if you're a 38 year old self described "aryan" with a beer belly from florida, there is no possible way or you to be fashionable. just wear goober shorts like the ones you posted
>>11516983
>i'm aryan, how to be effay ?
>i'm aryan
>>11516983
lose weight dad
>>11517021
How can I help being Aryan? I am of wholly white European extraction. And I'm not asking to be fashionable, just decently attired.
>>11517028
effay = effete? I'm not up on the lingo, just tell me what shorts to buy.
Floridabro, Miami guy here. Try the Caribbean sailor dad look. Shit works.
As long as you have a large enough button down short sleeve shirt, you can basically pull off any kind of shorts. Add some sandals, maybe a watch. Ready to go.
The old realtree hunter shirt never fails down here either.
I dunno man, play around with looks at a Goodwill one day and see what works for ya.
>>11517074
Thanks
>>11517074
fellow miami bro here
>>11517074
I've never bought from a goodwill. should i start?
i usually go to marshalls or ross for cheap stuff
>>11516983
>using Aryan to racially identify yourself
>Aryan encompasses Europe all the way to Iran
Please
>38
>aryan
>beer belly
i honestly dont see anyone with this kind of description being fashionable at all
>>11516983
Pants or even better don't leave your home ever.
>>11517458
You should find your way all the way to a history book n i g g e r
>>11517491
This. Aryan is the correct term.
>>11517213
hey man
>>11517216
Goodwill is a thrift store, used stuff, cheap.
>>11516983
You sound ugly, smelly and unfit, with poor facial features. First of all, you should fix the way you speak because you sound like a neckbeard
Step 1: /fit/
Step 2: /fa/
>>11516983
>kind of overweight with a beer belly
not possible to look /fa/, lose weight my friend.
