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What are some of your /fa/ red flags, /fa/? What makes you judge somebody hardcore? Because we're all vapid cunts here.

>suspenders with a belt
>wearing suit vests casually
>men wearing birkenstocks
>women going barefoot anywhere that isn't their own home or beach/pool
>women wearing a really nice dress or coat, with flip-flops
>women wearing sweatpants outside of the house
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>>11511922
>Slim fit all over
>Skinny jeans
>HY
>Chequered shirts
>Chucks
>Ballerinas
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>>11511955


>Skinny jeans
>Chucks

???
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>>11511922
>Riding boots
>Uggs
>Herringbone pattern anything
>Zebra print anything
>Animal print anything
>Slut shirts with a bunch of unnecessary tears in them
>Worships the Kardashians, the Armenian family I wish the Turkish Spec Ops would kill.
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>streetwear
>ironic clothing
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>>11511922
just the usual stuff like

>cargo shorts
>frumpy, baggy button-downs
>thick framed glasses
>manbuns
>dad polos
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>>11511922
>annoyingly bright checkered plaid
>head to toe black
>band tees
>excessive florals
>galaxy print
>mismatched fabrics
>flame themed shirts
>nylon anything
>wearing athletic fashion even though they don't work out at all
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>salty dog cafe t-shirt
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>>11512107
you heard right pleb

sometimes I wish this board wasn't full with teenage faggots
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>graphic tees loudly stating your political opinions
>stan smiths, janoskis
>flesh tunnels
>generic "cool" tattoos, especial tribal patterns
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>wearing anything by rick owens
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>>11512170
fatty detected
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>>11512173
>2016
>not wearing full rick
Its like u want to look mediocre
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>>11512177
Rick Owens is soooo 2011
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>>11512172
>graphic tees loudly stating your political opinions

I can't stress how much I agree with this one. Is there anything more pretentious than some asshole walking around smugly trying to act like their opinion is the only right way to think while pretending to be surprised any time someone points out their shirt to them.

>Oh this? Haha, yeah I guess you could say I'm a bit of a warrior for LGBTQABCDEFG/vegan furry love bathroom rights. It's no big deal though, I'd just like my coffee please.
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>>11511922
>comic book/video game/tv show graphic tees
>polo shirts
>anything that has the name of the brand as the main feature of that article of clothing (IE: every fuccboi brand like Supreme, Obey, etc.)
>ankle pants
>pop punk band tees
>dyed hair
>melodramatic tattoos
"it represents all the pain I've been through broooo"
Yeah whatever, fag.
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>>11512256
what's wrong with ankle pants?
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>>11512302
They look stupid, they're just pants that are slightly too short for you. It seems to be a popular meme here on /fa/, but in the real world everyone is looking at you like a dork who's too poor to afford a new pair of pants.
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>>11512138
I have thicker framed glasses. I know they're kinda played out but what's your gripe?
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>>11512345
not really
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>>11511922

>any time i see a motherfucker wearing anything that isn't made from cotton, silk, linen, leather, wool laine, cashmere or some sort of fur
>plastic shoes
>"fashion" time pieces
>tattoos/piercings besides ears on women
>alternative hairstyles
>GM car
>iPhone when clearly poor
>fat

That being said, poor people and lower class vermin need to be evacuated to the coldest/hottest parts of the country where they can be free to be ugly and fat without ruining everyone's good fun.
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>>11512399
According to /pol/tards, acetate frames are "cuck" glasses and oval frames are the preferred frames of "DAH TROO PAYTREEUTZ"

I'm not surprised that they picked the Autism Uniform glasses as their choice of glasses frames
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>>11512166
>oversized pastel tshirt
>nalgene bottle
>short workout shorts
>chacos
my college uniform
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>>11511922
>browses /fa/
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>>11512466
Yes really.
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>>11512485
Are you sure you'd want that, considering you'll be a lower class vermin once your mom kicks you out of her basement?
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>>11512673
>>11512466

Prime Internet argument right here.
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Tattoos

They are just trashy

And any teeny styles on people over the age of 17. Dress like a fucking adult.
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>>11512485
>iPhone when clearly poor
I'm not poor, but I got the iphone 6 for free from verizon the same week it came out. Cell phone providers literally give phones away these days. The only reason to not have an iphone in 2016 is to be a contrarian shit head and brag about having a slower phone with a shittier camera that runs worse on every app there is.
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>the Nike logo on the toebox of a shoe
>Wearing the same hoodie everyday
>Any graphic tee that isn't just a pattern or something
>The Nike logo on the toebox of a shoe
>Just do it shirts or any other Nike graphic tees
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>>11512706
This. There are homeless people in my city that have iphones
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>>11512485
>wool laine

and you call other people lower class

top kek
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Female
>Piercings anywhere besides ears (bellybutton and tongue piercings in particular)
>Huge earrings
>Dressing like a chav/basic slut
>Orange tan/white blonde hair combo
>Kim K lips
>Too much makeup
>Eyebrows that look like the square root
Male
>Loud streetwear (swagfags and sneakerheads are the worst)
>People who dress like fags and call it "fashion"
>Socks and sandals combo
>Chads
>Guys who dress like they're 12

Both
>Obese (a bit round for women is ok, pic later)
>Little to no hygiene
>Tribal/generic tattoos and tattoos that are different than the style of that person
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>>11512801
Something like this is ok
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>>11512485
Pretentious cunt who lives off family wealth and denounces poor people but his parents were probably immigrants and worked for it.
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worst markers of being basic as fuck:
>flip flops
>AF1, especially in black
>chuck fucking taylors
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>>11512810
a flat stomach on a busty, wide hipped girl is exceptionally rare
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>>11512345
dressing for anyone else BAKA
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>>11512223

>>Oh this? Haha, yeah I guess you could say I'm a bit of a warrior for LGBTQABCDEFG/vegan furry love bathroom rights. It's no big deal though, I'd just like my coffee please.

autism
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>>11512820
My ex had big tits and a nice ass although she had a little fat on her belly but it looked alright.
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>>11512485
Racism masquerading as classism. You're a real class act
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>>11512877
racism masquarading as a reply about racism
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>>11512860
I found the guy with the feel the bern t-shirt in his closet
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>>11512860
don't sweat your tranny ass, the same goes for right-wingers, except for maybe the MAGA hat since it's almost iconic at this point and a meme
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>>11511955
hate skinny jeans because your legs are fat as fuck, desu the easiest way to spot a fattie
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>>11511922
>yeezys
>fake yeezys
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>logo on shirt
>more than 2 colors besides tiny accents of a third
>sleeveless
>zip up hoodies
>anything that is mainly red
>creepers
>UGGs
>shorts
>flat panel caps

many more
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>>11512520
that sounds cute desu
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I can't stand clothes any kind of decoration where the "design" is just text. Shitty slogan t-shirts, "live love learn" type tattoos. It all seems like the lowest class thing you could put on your body.

Maybe I am so shit at dealing with people, the idea that something I am wearing is communicatIng with others triggers me.
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>>11513263
agree completely, especially mysterious "deep" tumblrcore words on otherwise nice tees kil me every time
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>>11512520
the girls who wear this shit are 'southern sweethearts'

but most of them are just complete sluts desu
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>>11512860
bernout spotted
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>>11513154
by flat panel caps you mean the irish ones, right?
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>>11513286
no, the swag snapback kind
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>>11512801
sneakerheads dont really care about fashion they just like collecting sneakers
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1. Any color hair other than your natural hair color (unless you did it to attract less attention to yourself.)

2. Short shorts on a girl who would otherwise make a good catch.

3. Negros with their pants down their ass looking like jailhouse homosexuals.
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>Stuff from fast fashion brands with big prints of their inhouse labels (CORE by Jack & Jones ...stuff like that)
>Capri pants on men
>Flip-Flops on men
>Tattos and piercings
>Sneaker wedges
>Hardrock Cafe shirts
>Hats
>Nike Air Jordans
>Nike Air Max
>Nike
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>>11512170

Most jealous of jealous fatties
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>>11512170
post fit
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>>11512877

>t. r/cuckgeneral moderator

>=P
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>>11511922
>full-beard
>top-knot
>shitty tattoos on forearms
>degenerate ass ear gauges and piercings
>bad taste in watches
>oversized watches with 15mm and above case depth
>retards who only wear black
>metal faggots with long hair and who only wear black
>fucking snapback normie hats
>hip-hop style clothes, sometimes I guess
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>>11513154
you're harsh though.

>getting worked up over logos on shirts and zip up hoodies
>not liking red
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>>11512170
>t. fatty
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>>11512345
>everyone is looking at you like a dork who's too poor to afford a new pair of pants
wew dude, what kind of shithole do you live in?
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>>11516022
A shithole where people where pants that fit.
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>>11511922
>tank tops on men
>poorly tailored/ill-fitting suits
>quirky pop culture reference tee shirts
>cargo shorts
>reflective aviator sunglasses
>overly-gelled hair
>thick, drawn on jet black eyebrows
>plugs or gauges or whatever the fuck they're called
>velvet anything
>blazers with blue jeans
>colorblocking
>gladiator sandals and ballerina flats
>those manicures that are pointy at the tip
>tucked in collared shirts in an informal setting
>people who can't dress for their size or shape
>unkempt facial hair
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Literally everything in this picture.
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>>11512190
mountain 2012 best collection
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>mono outfits, especially louder colors
>matching your outfit with jordans
>snapbacks with sports teams
>anything with sport teams really
>zumiez/pac sun tier clothing
>shirts about smoking weed/doing drugs
>graphic tees except band shirts and possibly art depending on the shirt
>literally anything pop culture
>anything about games
>knockoff designs (shirt with a box logo that says "dope" or some stupid shit)
>boot cut jeans with anything besides boots
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>>11512743
>not appreciating the mini-swoosh
its like you dont even try into sneakers
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>>11513587
Congratulations, you have the fashion opinions of my grandmother.
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>>11513055
>skinny jeans
>2016

how's living in a flyover going for you?
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>>11511922
>women going barefoot anywhere that isn't their own home or beach/pool
>red flag

''no''
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>>11511922
>>men wearing birkenstocks
is it really that serious?
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>>11516299
It's not, OP is a fag.
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Blazer and jeans, or worse, waistcoat with jeans
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>>11516299
thatd be a pretty gud fit with different pants
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>>11511922
Birkenstocks go great with CDG homme and yohji
I hate the lumberjack meme. Beard sriracha bacon beer etc etc you know the type
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>>11511922
What's wrong with Birkenstocks on men? They're fucking sandals.
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>>11516091
>hating white underwear
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>having a strong political opinion
>wearing anything by Nike that isn't AF1
>leggings as pants (this is hot but fuck you, they're not pants)
>Riding boots
>Not being a Protestant qt
>Liking any music other than my band
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>>11516368
I didn't even notice that, but white underwear is the worst kind there is, so my point still stands.
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>>11516091
this guy seems so degenerate that he probably browses /pol/ """"""ironically"""""" and then shits up reddit later.
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>>11513587
>1. Any color hair other than your natural hair color

disagree with that one unless you plan to go apeshit crazy with unnatural colors.
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>straight jeans
>casual button shirts
>boots
>plain tees
>tennis shoes
> pants
>sweaters
>suits
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>>11516604
so you wear skirts and sandals
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>>11511922
anything zebra pattern
cargo shorts
badly fit jeans
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>>11512485
>implying that you're not a poor vermin to some globalist family.
Get over yourself.
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Ah, here is that distinct subjective kind of autism that most of the media boards share and i usually though /fa/ only had for objective bullshit.
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>>11516604
> pants
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>on guys
zara tier shit
zip hoodies
beard with hy/shaved head w bears on skinny guy
shit fitted jeans
fat
stripe shirts
cargo shorts
>girls
piercings/tats
unnatural colour hair
fat
leggings
hippie shit/hipster
too much makeup
tumblrina glasses

>both
shirts with shitty prints (cav empt tier/sputnik is dope anyway)
way too distressed jeans
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>>11516286
I don't want a woman in my life who has to go to such extremes to feel content in herself.

You don't need to buy a giraffe to pick fruit off a tree.
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>>11516604
I found a picture of you in your favorite outfit.
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>>11516286

Congratulations! I don't fucking care!
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>>11516838
>I don't deal in petty squabbles over silly opinions, I only deal in objective facts. At 14, I've learned all there is to know in this world and that's how come I only read Dawkins.
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>>11512485
>dumb noaveau riche kid thinks he's such a class act for being derogatory
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>pants
>shirts
>undergarments
>jackets
>socks
>hats
>leather chaps that cover your ass
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>>11511922
Tyler shirts, I live in the Dallas/Ft.Worth area and cannot go out without seeing one. Same with Vineyard vines shit. Kill me
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>>11517044
What is tyler's? Im from the town that VV is headquartered in so I see that shit all the time but I've never heard of tylers
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>>11517054
Clothing shop as far as I'm concerned. Trendy bs of the worst kind.
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>>11516990
wew, quite the ironic reaction.
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>>11511922
>wearing clothes

oguk no likey clothes
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>>11517526
>damage control.jpg
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>>11512810
she looks shopped desu
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>>11517061
I for the longest time thought this place was some kind of resturant, and these were suvenior tees kinda like the Buc-ee's ones
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>>11517584
no shit
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>red shoes
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>>11517772
Red vans are a classic and always acceptable.

Also red bottoms are always welcome.
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>>11515328
>Full beard

Youre probably from america yeah?
In many countries where the men are hairy pretty much all guys have full beards. I find that mostly americans have the issue with beards
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>>11517781
he probably meant cancer like this
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>>11517791
lolno.
actually I'm european. I just find beards that beards look disgusting in general. many meme-men apparently don't share my opinion but that's their problem. it never looks any good. especially close-up.
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>Being white
>Wearing jordans or supeme

I feel like white people don't have the same level of confidence to pull off brands like this and often times look silly, this also applies of a lot of street wear as well
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>>11516373
>>Not being a Protestant qt
>>having a strong political opinion

liberal protestant/Tony Blair detected. Get out Orangeman
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>>11512516

>trying this hard

Acetate glasses are fucking trash brah, people are smirking behind your back if you wear them now. Same with women who wear pic related.

They were a fucking fad, like adding """ironic""" mustaches to everything. If even the /pol/ autists have cottoned onto the fact, they're dead dead dead.
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>>11512516

Just to make a point, pic related is the most cliche fashion image of the last 5 years.
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>dressing like some sort of meme
the only turn off 2bh
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>>11518008
>supreme was started by white people
>most of it is designed by white people

why do nigs think they can just hijack white people's fashion and bully them out of wearing it? they did it with af1's, timberlands etc.
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>>11517907
those are beautiful tho
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>>11518199
Because white people look like shit in just about everything. Supreme's owner should be sucking black dick daily to give thanks to the black men who made his shit tier clothing somehow look wearable to a generation of confidenceless white teenagers.
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>>11518179
>bangs

Jesus fuck why do girls do this? Bangs are the second worst thing a girl can do with her hair besides cutting it above her shoulders. What's worse is that they always seem to think they should do both at the same time.
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>>11519068
>white people look shit in everything
( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
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>>11511922
>he browses 4chan
>he smokes
>sending ranty angry texts about our possible/nonexisting relationship
>wears colorful doc martens
>he's overly nice
>he is one of those "ironic" people where the irony has taken over their whole personality
>he's interested in politics
>he's passive aggressive and avoids asking direct questions
>he's ugly

>he buys things on grailed
>he still wears a bomber jacket
>he still wears white cp lows
>he still wears long t-shirts
>he still has an hy or undercut
>excessive body modifications - tattoos, piercings, hair dye
>leggings as pants or athletic clothes as casual wear
>dresses to accentuate breasts/butt instead of hips/legs/neck
>attempts to follow trends rather then develop their own style
>half-heartedly approaches parts of their life which they claim are important - politics, literature, spirituality, music, electronics, transportation
>does things based on what she is sold or the default option rather than looking for what she likes, normalcy biased
>sexually minded, hook-ups, masturbates often
>believes in social justice
>anti-feminist
>statist, collectivist, anti-egoist
>need of echo chamber affirmations, social media
>no goals or desires outside of hedonism or family
>overweight or unhealthy
>no hobbies or interests besides consumption - movies, concerts, food, shopping
>unwillingness to learn, limited interests
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>>11517791
In America, full beards have become a full blown meme. At least half of all guys with full beards in America are the kind of fags who wear t-shirts about how great it is that they doesn't shave.

Also, to stay on topic in this thread:

>these t-shirts
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>>11511922
I miss these threads
>has more than 5 living relatives
>generic last name
>isn't left handed or ambidextrous
>doesn't have strong opinions on anything
>brown/dark eyes
>is black
>is pale
>skeleton
>too /fit/
>only wears black
>long hair
>says senpai
>chelsea boots
>the slp look in general
>checks phone every two minutes
>Sees fashion as a means to an end (Getting girls, popularity, etc)
>No discernible fashion knowledge outside of common trends and internet hype
>Self esteem or confidence based on retail worth of clothing
>Sense of entitlement or classism stemming from perceived fashion sense, feels richer or superior to others even if actual income is low or moderate
>Controls behavior in uncharacteristic or unnatural ways in order to achieve an idealized personality (talking less than they want, going out of their way to appear stoic or aloof, essentially imitating gosling shit)
>Possessions are rated based on fashionability rather than function (headphones, vehicle, bedding/furniture)
>Constantly follows trends while in denial about it, argues about being ahead of the curve
>Buys fake stuff or settles for lower quality alternatives, then deals with resulting feelings of inferiority by making nonsense arguments that their items are equal or better based off of emotional or anecdotal evidencebrand-oriented >owns streetwear brands
>collects sneakers
>shitty loud plaid or stripes
>'vape mods'
>floral
>'funny' graphic tees
and the obligatory
>goes through these threads comparing himself to red flags
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>>11512170
enjoy your meal fatso
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>>11519095
wow you seem unbearable
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>>11511922
another gem from the archive
>has a tattoo he got after seeing it somewhere else
>bad relationship with parents
>circumcised and defends it
>eats cheese or bread every day
>wears ANY brand of ill fitting dad jeans
>obnoxious beards
>ANY visible tattoos or piercings
>khaki anything
>cargo shorts
>conspicuously branded polo shirts
>under 6'0"
>wears skinny jeans
>wears running shoes while not running
>receding hairline
>acne scars
>has dated less than 10 girls prior to meeting
>wears hats unironically
>drives an american or low end jap/euro car
>doesn't know how to cook
>tells girls that they look better without makeup
>has less than 30 contacts in their phone
>likes their sandwiches toasted
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>>11519112
nah, that anon seems great
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>>11511922

>""men"" wearing super super tight skinny jeans

>skinny or non /fit/ guys wearing muscle t shirts/vests
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>>11518199
Yeah and most white people don't know how to wear it, also their skate teams are mostly black so the black culture and roots runs deep in the brand.
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>>11519244
Why is men in quotes? What are you implying?
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>>11518008
>t. Sven
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>>11519686
This photo is terrible, literally everything in this picture is wrong.

>hi tops with shorts
>apple watch
>rubber braceletes
>napoleon dynamite hair and glasses combo
>white woman in egyptian headdress
>short longboard
>on a track field

Just shameful.
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>>11519095
damn are you me?
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>>11516979

Out loud jej
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bangs like pic related
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>>11519897
>septum piercing

What I'd do to see this straight up outlawed.
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cps
palewave
stans
rick
raf
mac de marco core
comfycore
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>>11518179
>acetate glasses were a fad
do you even wear glasses
just fuck off back to /r9k/
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>>11516955
That picture is so true. Stay the fuck away from any of these brightly colored freaks who don't use deodorant.
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>>11519102
>goes through these threads comparing himself to red flags
kek
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>>11519095
>no hobbies or interests besides consumption - movies, concerts, food, shopping
>unwillingness to learn, limited interests
>no goals or desires outside of hedonism or family

>he's interested in politics

see, above things and the last one kind of contradict each other.
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>>11519102
>talking less than they want

I know this post is half shitpost but this is often a good thing
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>>11519708
we wuz kaaangz!

http://humansarefree.com/2014/09/king-tut-was-eastern-european-according.html?m=0

Here bro, gotchu a sweater.
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>>11519098
Yeah see im glad not to be in america, ive never seen anyone wearing that kind of shirt
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>>11516075
>Hurr if its not practical it's stupiddddddd
MFA tier opinion discarded.
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>>11518179
>Trying this hard to do damage control.

Oval frames are the autists uniform.

Thank you for identifying yourself.

Please enter the gas chamber.
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>>11521535
It's not about practicality, it just looks stupid.

>defending wearing clothes that don't fit this hard
Why do you even come to this board if you care so little about how you look?
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>>11521151
But I'm not black. Jesus christ, white insecurity is the saddest thing on this planet. Just let the asians take over again.
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>>11519903
I think it's hot desu
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>>11512345
FUCKING THIS.
They look retarded as fuck.
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>>11516979
>2016
>not wearing full tribesmancore

pleb
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>>11521106
if any of those are qualities in a person, it's an /fa/ red flag, how hard is that to understand
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>>11512956
>>11513274
imo the right wing has been doing it for longer, but it overall depends on where you live i guess
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>>11513295
what
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>>11513587
hows your hip doing grandpa
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>>11518199
"black people wear things better than me that means they're bullies"
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>>11519095
best in thread
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>>11521151
jesus man i feel embarrassed for you
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>>11512706
How have I never heard of this?
As a poor faggot, how do I get me one so I can stop settling for my shitty androids?
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>>11523244
Idk, it was just a deal verizon had going on at the time. Next time a new phone comes out, see if your phone service has any nice deals. The deal was if you trade in any model iphone to verizon they'd give you an iphone 6 for free with a new contract. Since I had an iphone 4 from like 2011 or something and my contract had been up for like over a year, I went and traded it in. See if your service provider has any amazing deals for phones next time a new phone comes out.
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>>11511955
Ballerinas??
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>>11512485
(You)
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>>11521892
And I'm not white. I'm just tired of blacks or people acting black trying to knock on basic shit. Bad enough black people here actually think they look good in crappy hood shit.
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>>11511955
>Slim fit all over
>Skinny jeans

What CAN you wear? Can't wear slim jeans, can't wear skinny jeans. Cropped straight leg jeans? Straight leg jeans period?
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>>11516091
>Wolverhampton Wanderers tattoo
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>>11521793

>projecting this hard about oval glasses

Who said it had to be that one type?

Your thick rim, retro glasses are played out son.

>>11519931

Glasses that would have been called nerd glasses for decades before this latest fad made them """effay""" for a brief period that is now over.
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>>11511922
raybans
acid wash anything
yoga pants
faux fur
timbs when they aren't appropriate (city , home , school)
colorful shoes on men
ditto on animal print
too much make up
drinking too much
using a currently top 40 song as the caption on your instagrams
faux leather anything
monogram , unless you're filthy rich and it's a whole set of luggage
taking frequent selfies for no reason
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>>11524947
agree with most of this except for yoga pants
they're goat for the gym
I guess you mean wearing them casually
drinking too much is def uneffay, some even learn it the hard way
idk what monogram is
colourful shoes can be fun for a splash of colour, but socks work nicer for this. pic related
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>claims to be into fashion
>"zara is my favorite store"
>lmao them and proceed to unmatch
REEEEEEE WHY ARE ALL WOMEN PSEUDO INTERESTING BEINGS
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>>11511922
Popped collar at any age is completely unacceptable. I hate the recent trend of jeans crossed with sweats where the bottom of the cuff will have elastic, just looks terrible. Too many red flags to name but those are my current winners
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>>11524937
The fad is still goin strong,Ceingelord Autismo
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>>11524568
That picture isn't even "basic." It's flat out horrible.
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Cannot believe this hasn't been mentioned so far:
>Bucket Hats

>Straight leg black jeans rolled up to reveal white socks with vans
>tshirts with stupid fucking slogans on them like 'live for the weekend'
>People wearing things they are clearly not comfortable in and do not suit them
>Plebs who gather their inspiration from inexplicably popular normies on instagram
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>>11525389
Forgot one of the big ones:
>tucking your tshirt/shirt in to reveal terrible gaudy belt buckle such as ferregamo, louis vuitton or hermes. nobody fucking cares that you spent £500+ on a belt buckle, you look ridiculous
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>>11524969
They don't ever have to learn to be interesting or funny or charismatic or charming or even just particularly knowledgable in any field whatsoever. As long as they look good, they know there's a man within a 5 mile radius who is able and willing to give her the world just for her time. It's our own faults for giving women everything for nothing in return. You'll just have to live with a zara gf.
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>>11525389
The bucket hat meme died out pretty quick. The only people who still wear them are the inexplicably popular normies on instagram and the human waste who follow them. I really hope all those pseudo-deep instanormies who have 50k followers for wearing tommy hilfiger hats gather together and have a jonestown style ritual suicide. Fuckin xan-zombies with no personalities giving blank stares into their iphones and captioning it with shit they stole off tumblr that was stolen off a bad movie nobody ever saw. REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>11513587
>short shorts

that's a red flag for you? You are missing out on quality people.
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>>11524969
What's wrong with Zara?
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white people
stan smiths common projects basically any cuck shoe
buying thru grailed
drinking soda
eating fast food
listening to anything but avant garde music
being circumcised
having rick footwear that isnt dunks or boots
thinking raf simons is a great designer
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Fakes
Shitty and dirty running/hiking shoes.
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>>11512706
lg g4 has a better camera and isn't slower.
just pointing that out, have a nice day.
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>>11516091
This. Being white is a huge red flag.
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>>11516091
>unlovable

At least one of his tattoos has makes sense.
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>>11526444
>Shitty and dirty running/hiking shoes.
yes
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>>11518187
I don't know why this image repulses me the way it does, but there's something horrible about it. I think it has something to do with the shirt + jacket combo. I think they clash but I don't see why they should. Is it because of the detail on the jacket? I think that might be it.

Any ideas?
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>>11513587
Uh oh, everybody, look out! Grandpa's up, and he's SOBER!
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>>11527102
Probably the faggy smarmy smirk on his face.

>hehe why yes, this IS a bowtie as a matter of fact.
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>>11527115
I mean, I can kind of imagine that guy saying that, but it's not really a problem with the outfit. His expression's fine, I just want to know why the clothes are so jarring.
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>>11527123
because he's dressed like a meme.
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>>11516091
I have to admit I'd kill for that haircut
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>>11524966
monogram like the louis vuitton LV pattern or the gucci GG pattern
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>>11527143
I don't think you're really getting at what I'm trying to ask.
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>>11517020
lol'd at the last one for some reason
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Semi related: Is there any way to wear a shemagh without looking like a numale faggot?
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>>11519095
>All those contradictions

Wew
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>>11519696
>He isn't up to date on 4chan culture

Just here for Summer, then?
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>>11527486
Not really. You'll either come off like a numale or a military cosplayer.
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>>11527209
Not him, but you're right, it's the white on the lapel. It's not horrible, but I think with the gingham and what looks like a slight pattern on the bowtie, it's a bit much
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>>11519083
wispy bangs are cute desu, especially on asian girls
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