"Are you military?" She asked.
"No."
"Are you CIA?"
"Not really."
"Well what are you?"
"I'm...me..."
"You look like you kill people for a living. It's kind of hot, no offence."
"None taken. Say, I just got the new Rick Owens boots. They're back at my place. Wanna take a gander?"
"Who is Ri- hey you know what, sure. I love...that guy."
>>11509301
Shut the fuck up, stop trying to force yourself into becoming a meme
>>11509301
you look like you record creepshot videos of women, brudda :/
damn bro are u in movies??
nice dumpy shoulders
>>11509301
This was incredibly homosex and I feel like I lost brain cells by "Are you CIA?"
>Are you CIA?
>>11509301
Neat hat. What's your fave? I can't get enough of those Tommy Hilfger's, haha!
>>11509301
What the fuck is this retarded shit go kill yourself faggot
>>11509301
>guaranteed replies.png
this is b8
>Are you CIA?
>>11509301
>Are you CIA?
for you
>>11509301
good one op. I had the same.
I think women want to have babies with us.
you too hot btw.
>>11509301
you're too hot to be this weird
>>11509301
i am the donn
whose the donn
its mee
oh... hey donn....
only my associates call me donn
oh...
would you like to get associated back at mine??
donn that'd be my pleasure
we're not associated yet
sorry
good bye
>>11509321
If you're CIA and she asks, you HAVE to tell her!
>>11510738
>>11510630
Looks doesn't matter. This is a matter of national security!
Are you the same guy that makes those retarded baseball butt meme threads?
>>11512875
You called? xDDD
>>11509301
>>MUH MILITARY
>hands in pocket
>slouch
>pants that look like paper-mache
Just because you look like a redneck wearing pants doesn't make you military, idiot.
>Are you CIA?
>Not really
>>11513190
I specifically said I was not military.
What do you mean by paper-mache pants? Should I get new ones? I only own one pair.
t. a secret admirer
>>11514861
What is this...
>>11509301
Good post dude, v. rich.
Keep me in the loop.
retard alert
