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2016-07-03 10:51:36 Post No. 11471815
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2016-07-03 10:51:36
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Itt: un-effay friends.
My best friend is the most un-effay person that I know. Loves edm festivals and dubstep. Will purchase anything that says "chicago" on it (were from a suburb outside of Chicago, technically not even from there even tho it's only 20 minutes to the city). Wears a snapback every day. Always wears tank tops, I haven't seen him with sleeves in months. His color pallette most often resembles fruity pebbles vomit. For shoes, he wears only the most loudly colorful team Jordans that he can find (not the good looking Jordans, but rather purple and lime green ones that you find on the bottom shelf collecting dust). For pants, he only wears joggers. He has two pairs of joggers that he switches off between wearing. One pair of camo ones that are far too short, and a pair of dark blue ones that are covered in paint/bleach stains. He sags his joggers so far down that you can almost hear people getting offended by his ass hanging out from three blocks away. Anything that isn't currently being worn by him is gay. Plain black jeans? Gay. Button down shirt? Gay. A hat that isn't a flat brim snap back with "BULLS" written across the top? Gay. He is also so homophobic that he won't eat any white sauce on food because it "looks like fucking cum and I'm not a faggot", and he won't eat anything even slightly phallic like bananas or hot dogs.
All in all, he's a pretty shitty person but we have similar senses of humor and we've been friends for 15 years, so I look past his terrible fashion sense and lack of taste.
Do you guys have friends that are so unfashionable that it makes you cringe? I don't think I hang out with a single person who doesn't suck at getting themselves dressed in the morning.
