Hey folks.
I going to a titty bar this weekend for the first time and want some ideas on what to wear.
I was thinking a black suit with a blue dress shirt, not sure about the tie maybe black. Black dress shoes. Black belt.
Basically a suit with everything black but the shirt. Either blue or white for the shirt.
Kinda like pic related.
Your thoughts and opinions on what to wear to a strip club?
>>11430965
Cargo shorts, tappout shirt, Jordan's or some other nigger level shoe. Oh and have all pockets of the shorts full of singles
>>11431060
overweight-hit-their-wife wave?
thin swimming trunks with the liner cut out. when they are grinding on your during a lap dance it feel really nice.
You fuckers are retarded.
I wanna look nice. Not like a fucking nigger.
>getting dressed up to go to a strip club
Let me guess no one in your family went to college
>>11431247
jesus dude
>>11431249
>>getting dressed up to go to a strip club
yeah this is what those $30,000 millionaires do who live in Dallas. don't do that
>>11431249
lel
yeah man get stripper perfume and dunk oil all over your new suit
>>11430965
Dress poor. Otherwise the strippers won't leave you the fuck alone. Do not wear a suit, strippers bathe in vagisil and jergens lotion. Wear a polo and chinos. Jeans are too thick to enjoy the dry humping.
>>11431256
I'm always amused when Texas people drop Texas aspirational symbols expecting cultured people to be affected
Once I had a convo with a guy who was very proud to have attended Baylor and seemed to think I'd be amazed
I'd go 2016 yung lean core, oversized stained shirt, shitty jeans etc
>>11430965
>I going to a titty bar this weekend
It's gotta be black tie, breh.
>>11431353
this
the suit and tie schtick at a strip club will only make you want to go back becuase you'll think its a date.
Maybe the strippers will play with your tie
but they looking for a tip
also don't tip your stripper more than your waitress
lmao. dressing up to go to a strip club. who do you think you are bro?
