Help me please I am an idiot I have a dumb interview for a big local music/art magazine tomorrow and i have no idea what I'm supposed to wear. but like two hours after the interview I have to play a gig and I won't have time to go home and change so I can't wear like a dress shirt or anything probably if you were an interview dude at cool magazine would you consider an applicant dressed like this???
WHAT DO I DO please none of my friends know anything about fashion
>>11428422
bring a change of clothes with you retard
>>11428433
"hello i am here for an interview that i am totally prepared for yes oh don't mind the bag of clothes I brought with me haha"
>>11428436
Put the clothes in a messenger bag you stupid fucking mongoloid holy shit. How have you made it this far?
>>11428436
What? Noone's going to care about a bag.
>>11428436
Why the fuck would you bring the bag of clothes into the interview, fucktard
>>11428441
what the heck is a messenger bag
>>11428445
where am i gonna put the bag of clothes just leave it in the street
>>11428450
Leave it at reception, dumb cunt.
>>11428453
hey dude what are you getting angry at geez
>>11428455
Because you lack common sense.
You're not going to go well in the interview.
>>11428455
Fuck you!
>>11428466
hahaha nah I'll do fine in the interview so long as I don't bring a bag of clothes
>>11428472
Okay fine bitch. Dress nice and then take your shirt off at the gig
>>11428478
why you gotta be so hostile pal all i was asking for is some help
>>11428482
You do know it's not just one person berating you?
And it's because you're an idiot.
>>11428490
Am i an idiot????? ? ? ? ?? ?
oh no
>>11428490
Have you seen that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David buys weed and goes to a baseball game with a prostitute its pretty funny you should watch it
>>11428482
I'm joking around man
>>11428498
on it my dude
>>11428422
op, i beg of you, please don't wear that deer sweater and shapeless jacket to your job interview, i'm a lazy arty millennial but even i know it looks so, so bad. Just wear a dress shirt and untuck it when you go onstage or something, i am saying this as a friend who wants you to get the job.
>>11428525
haha okay is this shirt good look its good for gig bc it has guitars on it
>>11428525
nah but really I don't own any actually nice dress shirts but is this one okay
>>11428578
Not really, can you get an actual shirt before your interview?
>>11428583
what constitutes an actual dress shirt??
like does it have to be plain and expensive is that what makes a nice shirt
>>11428591
Plain. Yes.
Expensive. No.
It also has to actually fit well.
>>11428600
can you post a pic of a nice dress shirt I've never seen a plain shirt that i thought looked nice
>>11428609
I'm sorry but its not about what you think looks nice, it's about professionalism.
>I have to play a gig and I won't have time to go home and change so I can't wear like a dress shirt or anything
what are you some kind of dork?
how uncool do you have to be to not look cooling playing in a shirt and tie? fucking poser
>>11428628
I used to fuck with The Lounge Lizards hard sempai.
>>11428625
idk if showing up to an interview for an art/music magazine looking like a stiff is a good idea but hey if you think it is then I'll consider it.
>>11428628
hey if the look suited the music I would play in a dress shirt but its dumb slowdive/low type stuff
>>11428422
Please be bait. OP just take a change of clothes in a bag. If you're this autistic I don't think you deserve the job tho.
>>11428647
You can start wearing what you want when you become an asset to the company instead of the other way around. Before then shut the fuck up and do what you're told.
>>11428650
haha what do you mean bait I am over 18
>>11428655
I really think this position relies more on my personality than being a blank slab its not like I'm doing sales its like gig reviews and journalism bullshit
>>11428640
good
>>11428647
>dumb slowdive/low type stuff
ya ik i could tell from the op. sucks to be you
>>11428655
you're dumb. he's trying to get to a trendy yuppie gig. they want to hire hip young blood to stay relevant.
>>11428668
>you
>paid writing
You won't get it lmao
>>11428672
yeah you're right idk how a big dumb idiot like me would get an interview
