>used to lift back in the day
>stat lurking /fit/
>feel like becoming a huge roidmonkey
>Tfw realise I won't be able to be effay then unless I change my looks completely
How swole can somebody be until they stop being /fa/?
>>11424796
>How swole can somebody be until they stop being /fa/?
I guess the statue of david is as big as you can be before legs/chest start tearing at the fabric of your silhouette.
If any part of your body is muscular than David, you are uneffay.
>>11424796
why is the statue of David the perfect male form?
>>11424929
I look like that except my dick is bigger
Am I effay???
Who says you can't be ripped and effay?
>>11425090
Basic logic, life outside of Instagram, etc
You can be as big as you want and still be effay.
>>11424956
no, a big dick is barbaric
>>11424796
threads like this never cease to piss me off.
>>11425115
this this this this this
cant wait for lame "if im this can i still be fa?" threads to die and fuck off. just as trash as the influx of race bait and trap threads on /b
>>11425127
except it's basically the most desirable physical trait in men.
>>11425090
Squat ass cantaloupe booty is not effay
>>11425260
said the degenerates, which is uneffay
>>11425260
height plays a larger role socially.
short dudes with big dicks can't just shlap them around
>>11425260
lol what?
you can have a 20cm dick but if you're ugly as sin it's pretty much useless.
>>11425303
>useless
i can be tall handsome slim etc but if i have a small dick i'd still kill myself desu. women's thought about us is the only thing that maters in life.
>>11425313
I would rather be a 9/10 with a small dick than a 3/10 with a big dick, as long as we're not talking about a micropenis.
>>11425323
this
a big dick is no good if you're so ugly you'll never get to use it
>>11425323
h-how micro is m-micro ?
>>11425345
Anything less than 7"
>>11425345
basically when your dick is so small you can only see the head without shaft.
>>11424796
How do I achieve this physique?
Is this ottermode?
I'm part way there with 68kg 185cm...
>>11424796
>tfw manlet and naturally wide
what can i do to give value to myself ?
>>11425355
ottermode is a bit leaner than that, expecially on waist and lower body, but it's pretty close.
>>11425359
you should probably hang youself desu
>>11425359
>naturally wide
what? you mean you got wide hips and sholders?
>>11425355
This is David-mode. A true Slim Fit. It is the body you should aspire to build at a young age and then transition to Poseidon mode when you start getting the grey hairs. Neoclassical Greek statues were modeled to be the ideal human physical form, just notice how big David's hands and feet are. They made his dick smaller for the statue due to Greeks and loving small dick, but you know that nigga had a whopper.
>>11425388
no. but my legs, when i grab it, it's hard. it's thick, but usually we can feel the thin hard stuff (muscles) in the middle, right ? mine is thick. so if i lose all the fat i would never be able to be thin.
>>11425351
flaccid ?
>>11425402
I didn't understand your post that much, but I can guarantee that you can lose muscle mass if you want to.
>>11425303
>ugly as sin
killy get the fuck out of here
>>11425412
well i'm thick but when i grab my calves it doesn't feel like fat it feels like muscles, not the usual chewy/springy. okay then.
>>11425421
That's a common figure of speech, you faggot
>>11425423
Anyone can gain and lose weight. it's a simple matter of calories in and calories out, and muscle mass can be lost the same way as fat.
if you were to starve yourself, you would discover your calves are not quite as thick as they were.
this of course is very unhealthy, but it's the demonstration your body can change under the right conditions, and that your body shape isn't fixed forever.
>>11424796
As swole as you want if you're natty (kek)
>>11425345
Micro penis has a specific definition it's something under 2 3/4 inches
>>11425449
>Micro penis has a specific definition it's something under 2 3/4 inches
erect ?
>>11425465
yep
What would David's proportions be if he was a real human?
As in, what would he weigh, how tall would he be etc. in proportion to real humans.
>>11425294
small dick detected
>m-muh height ;_;
>>11425558
That's cool, but did you know 92.50% of women prefer men with 2 heads instead of men with 1 head?
See how easy it is to puke out stats without a fucking source, you mouthbreather?
>>11425558
>meme statistics
>>11425558
>women
they'll cheat anyway however big your dick is.
>>11425567
>>11425569
>m-muh lifting ;_;
>m-muh height ;_;
>m-muh wallet ;_;
>m-muh face ;_;
dicklets are literally less of a man than an 8"+ manmore
also here is source
>>11425616
except you can't really go around showing your monster cock around, while your face and physique is there for everyone to see every second you're with them.
so yeah a giant dick might make her stay but it's all the rest that beds her.
>>11425616
>misterpoll.com
>>11425616
Unless you wander around with your cock out, no one will ever see it if you're the elephant man
>>11425630
if you had a decent sized cock you would know that girls brag about sleeping with hung guys all the time
>>11425633
>implying you know shit about the website
nice
>>11425630
>so yeah a giant dick might make her stay but it's all the rest that beds her.
a girl that stays for a big dick is not worth staying with.
>>11425640
that's like making a poll on strawpoll and then basing an infogrpahic on the results
>>11425616
>misterpoll.com
any girl who'd go on the internet to vote in a dick size poll isn't a girl i'd be interested in.
>>11424929
the statue is constructed after mathematical formulas to be as objectively beautiful as possible, read about the golden ratio, but it is actually not perfect at all because it was on purpose made to accentuate some features that would be less visible from below more than others, it was originally planned to be placed high up on the roof of a cathedral.
Dick is the least aesthetical part of body. The size of David statue penis is enough. Modern culture of capitalism made big dicks popular and low tier of aesthetics represented by men with large dicks.
If you want something huge inserted into your vag/ass, just get a fucking dildo.
>>11425787
someone has a small dick
>>11425787
only thing better than a large dick is a large flaccid dick
>>11425644
>a girl that stays for a big dick is not worth staying with.
this is true
>>11424796
Opinions on this? It is my guilty pleasure concerning art (no homo no nazi) but I can't really define the differences between the two statues
>>11425260
This post is so degenerate it aint even funny
Is having a 4 inch penis while erect still considered the most effay size?
>>11426272
Shit stance, shit face expression
There's only so much you can do wrong in a statue
I know it's basically cheating, but here's actual beauty
>There are actually people who would rather have a bony, borderline malnourished slender body than a sleek, athletic, powerful frame
Why? Aside from the fact that one takes wayyy more effort than the other. It's possible to have muscles and not look like a roided out meathead.
>>11426446
I know I know, I like the taste of Winckelmann's dick
>>11426460
Not that much of a body to see, but I almost fainted when I saw this live
>>11426469
Another body benchmark from the past
ITT: people actually trying to defend having a small dick
mind = blown
>>11426450
they are what you retarded effeminate wiggers call "fuccbois"
>>11426488
>Not being effay as fuck by having a small dick
Fucking mfa reddit pleb
>>11426597
> having a small dick is fashionable
what will you genetical failures tell yourselves next..
>>11425402
You're fine b
What are the chances average dick size is decreasing due to the fact that average test levels are plummeting?
Be honest /fa/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539697
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539697
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539697
http://www.strawpoll.me/10539697
>>11426654
This board has been infected by small dicked neo-nazi basement dwellers
>>11426835
I'm exactly at 7 so I just put 6.5-7
>>11426825
What causes decrease in test levels?
>>11426914
Chopping off your dick is the latest effay statement and some people on /fa/ are for it and doing it.
>>11426920
I don't really understand this statement anon
>>11426940
br?
>>11426947
lmao #roasted
