normie stories thread
today i got told i look like
>drug dealer
>cartel hitman
>gay
all of these combined
fucking nomies i swear
>Get called gay by a hick for wearing skinny jeans
>Guy gets mad after I tell him he looks like he's about to star in Brokeback Mountain 2
>>11418608
thats one weird story m8
>>11418600
Well what'd you wear?
You're a spic, aren't you, OP?
>Middle aged dude who still wears skater clothes, not even good stuff, he wears shit like neff, vans, stussy and obey
>he's one of those businessman Mexicans with the lineups and colorful shirts
>talking shit about me wearing cropped pants
>>11418623
>spic
nah, mostly meditareanen water nigger x slav snow nig
>>11418615
white velcros, short biege shorts from north face, and fucking black tracksuit from umbro
>>11418614
Weirder things happen in the rural midwest.
>>11418626
as a future mexican 'businessman' (MIS major), i googled exactly that to see what you were talking about
literally the first image
>>11418608
Have you guys fucked yet?
>>11418600
post fit lad
>>11418649
sounds like a good fit
Gay, drug trafficking hitman is a solid aesthetic
>Get called i look like skater
>NorthFace jacket
>Black jeans
>Air Maxes
>5 Panel
wat do /fa/
>>11418713
T E R R O R W A V E
>>11418713
prob just the 5 panel, man
I stopped wearing all the shit that /fa/ told me to wear and instead just wore my gym clothes (black joggers and a t-shirt) and got told I looked hot by a load of people.
fug u /fa/ u made me uggo, guess thats what you get for listening to teenagers on 4chan though
>>11418773
not our fault u cant dress yourself lmao
>>11418608
>Guy gets mad after I tell him he looks like he's about to star in Brokeback Mountain 2
How would brokeback mountain have a sequel since one of the main characters dies at the end.
He was right to get mad.
>>11418773
not our fault you live for other people's approval
>>11418775
by /fa/ standards I dressed 'well'
also, why are you referring to yourself as "our"? are you so attached to an online messaging board that you think you have some mutual voice for all members? bit sad really man t.b.h
>>11418798
do you tell yourself to cope with knowing how unattractive you are? as if your fragile sense of individuality is propped up only by some pieces of cloth that you wrap yourself in? i feel sorry for you my man.
>ftw I was told I look like a dad, a frat boy, and a hipster all in the same day
>>11418746
I guess so, teens are retarded nowadays
>>11418837
>do you tell yourself to cope with knowing how unattractive you are? as if your fragile sense of individuality is propped up only by some pieces of cloth that you wrap yourself in?
nice projection fag
also maybe you should take an english class before you try writing like that lmao
>>11418874
>also maybe you should take an english class before you try writing like that lmao
>lmao
do not criticize my writing when you use "LMAO" pleb!
>>11418931
could you make it any more obvious that you live in some third world gibberish speaking pooskin country
>>11418942
could you make it any more obvious that you live in murica?
>>11418931
Newfriend spotted.
>>11418600
Yea that's what happens when you listen to /fa/ advices
>>11418987
I am not your friend
>>11418874
I agree that he's likely projecting but there's nothing wrong with his grammar nor syntax
>>11419001
2obvious
>>11419015
his word choice and flow is very poor
much like his country
>>11418961
>living in a developed country is a bad thing
>>11419052
>word choice
>flow
Could you pretend to be intelligent any harder?
Australia isn't a poor country either
>>11419069
>Could you pretend to be intelligent any harder?
sure but then I'd end up trying to shoehorn crappy metaphors into my post like you
>>11418600
I've gotten drug dealer & gay numerous times, especially in highschool. My go to for fall & early winter is tight jeans, waffle-knits, an old beat up carhartt and some somewhat torn chucks. Anything other than those nike "stupid go get 'em slogan" graphic tees & prep gear tended to get some kind of comment. Long hair tends to do it aswell.
>>11419082
What metaphor?
Are you really this autistic?
>>11419088
>he doesn't know what a metaphor is
>>11419093
So you really are this autistic?
could you make it any more obvious that you live in some third world gibberish speaking pooskin country?
>>11419083
>Long hair tends to do it aswell.
nobody cared about my hair until it got long enough to where I started parting it down the middle, now everyone has an opinion
>>11419098
I'm the king of autism and I live in Sierra Leone smuggling diamonds out of the mines in my eyelids for a living, yes
>>11419108
wtf i hate eyelids now
Told I look like a dad, and a dad on vacation .
I'm 19
!and it was the look i was going for, so I'm happy. Though I'm wearing black Skinnies and stans, so Idk kinda funny
>why are you always so quiet anon
>>11419127
I have autism you ableist harlot
*turns on heels and tosses cape*
>>11419127
because i have no mouth
>>11419125
post fit
>>11418667
No, but >>11418796 probably would since they're both fans of Country Fried Faggotry movies.
>>11419069
>Australia isn't a poor country
Yes it is.
Developed countries don't have to pay $100,000,000 extra just to get a #2 pencil shipped to them.
>>11418773
>I stopped wearing all the shit that /fa/ told me to wear
>>11418837
>by /fa/ standards I dressed 'well'
>also, why are you referring to yourself as "our"?
baka
Motherfuckers wear what you feel is comfortable and according to weather and shut the fuck up
>>11418773
>Look Ma! I dressed myself again!
>is everything okay anon?
>why do you look sad all the time anon?
>anon you should dress better, you should check out the new collection on h&m
>if ure such a fashionsta why dont you wear yeezys anon
>are you gay anon?
>*whisper* hey look at anon, he's such a weirdo
>anon do u suffer from depression? Ur ig is so scary
I'm hardly ever sad, I just suffer from resting iwanttokillmyself face
>>11419001
edgy
>>11418649
You have a picture of the tracksuit OP? I searching for one.
>>11418773
>Dressing to impress other people
Oh my.
>>11421312
fuck em they probably dont get it anyway
>>11418600
>Go to resturaunt I bartend at for a few beers with friends
>Just finished term of uni so recently back at job and don't know many of the new workers
>Meet other coworker who has mutual friends of mine
>dubs me as "sweden"
>thought I was a Swedish exchange student when I walked in because I had an adidas track jacket on
>Also known as "90s Dad"
Good times, still calls me sweden whenever she sees me.
>>11419127
Because I'm not comfortable around people who aren't my friends.
