itt: effay coffins

Your room. You have shitposted on /fa/ for so long that you literally start to rot in your chair and when you die nobody will want to come in because it smells so horrible (except for one fuccboi coroner's assistant who powers through the smell to steal your Geobaskets)

This thread is such a good metaphor for how superficial fashion can be

Just sell my body to science, or burry me beneath a tree, coffins are expensive as hell.

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>>11350009
>wanting to be burried and become a rotten piece of meat
>not incinerating and using your ashes to become a beautiful roble

>>11350054
>inb4 Vetements releases a coffin

>>11350495
>>11350513
these

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>not getting preserved in a suit of armor

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>>11350009

>>11350537
Get out of here with your fucking powerbank coffin

>>11350907
>Which side would you pick?

>>11350009
>coffins
>effay

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>>11350009
Is necrophilia the most effay paraphilia?