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I'm a guy with wide hips and also relatively large thighs, but I'm not fat. What do?
>>11279116
shave the bone down
>>11279116
You're fat.
>>11279116
kill yourself
>>11279116
>What do?
Bear children
Work on your chest more? I don't know. I have wide hips too.
>>11279123
but i'm not.
>>11279138
I know I'm trying, but I meant more pants-wise.
>>11279116
I don't think that's normal... Maybe see a doctor? o.O
>>11279116
I have wide hips too. Fuck us, right?
>>11279149
what's a doctor going to do about it? retard
>>11279116
>>11279154
Same :( I dunno what the deal is
>>11279158
hopefully do the world and your parents a favor euthanize you?
>>11279116
>>11279138
>>11279154
Go trap.
>>11279178
that's mean, anon
why are you so mean?
>>11279178
>>11279178
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3sk98g
>>11279148
Just wear pants dude. I promise nobody cares as much as you think they do.
>>11279215
what the fuck is she doing with her mouth in the beginning?????
her facial movements are so f uckin wierd.
>>11279116
>What do?
date me and let me dress you up in my underwear and worship you
>>11279228
ever heard of aspergers?
>>11279116
>wow poster
Kill urself
>>11279250
But anon, Wrath of the lich king was fucking great
I was thinking making a wide hips thread.
It gets harder to deal with in the summer because you can't layer them away
>>11279253
>wotlk was great
this is how my body looks, more or less.
Granted, I have a bit of fat stored in my waist and hips making it a bit bigger and I have absolutely no upper body muscles. But I fucking HATE having wide hips. Kill me.
>>11279116
do pushups and wear high waisted jeans
Become a trap
I'd fuck you
>>11279158
Maybe the dude has a hormonal imbalance or has a hormonal or chromosomal condition. Usually those come with other symptoms you need to watch out for.
>>11279116
You are fat.
Stop skating.
>>11279215
Is this the new rose clone?
1) Cancel the WoW subscription.
2) Gain weight (Lift and eat), stupid
Stop masturbating so much :^)
>>11279116
Works on your lats, shoulders and olbiques.
>>11279116
Ride my cock
>>11279270
Are you OP? Cause that looks perfectly fine unlike the thread pic.
>>11279462
>falling for the fap meme
Kek
>>11279116
trapmode activate
only thing you can really do to "fix" this is to grow big lats. basically grow your back so it's wider than your hips. I wish I could find a good example pic, but pic related is all I came up with.
>>11279723
better in august.
Who gives a shit? Own it. Work out ur legs n wear tight pants. Or don't. We r all fucking different and there is no changing that. If it it helps I didn't really notice at first but when i did, it really didn't have any negative impact on my opinion of you
Just go trap
It's clearly your destiny
>>11279116
lats, back, chest, shoulders
get a huge upper body- you can't build muscle around the hips, so the wider your lower back and lats are, the less obvious your hips protrude out.
Of course, if you're not willing to spend a year or two getting swole, then consider being a cute femboy instead. Your bod is pretty cute already no homo.
okay a little bit of homo
>tfw wide hips as well
>tfw naturally broad shoulders with matching big chest
Why?
>>11279116
bulk up and go to the gym
also
>>>/fit/
>>11279178
Shoo shoo acneface
work lats, shoulders, obliques and chest
Klinefelter syndrome. Get your shit checked by a professional and act accordingly.
>>11279116
>>11279116
Get massive back muscles
Them wings will eventually meet with your hips and you will just be blocky, but at least without the child bearing hips
>>11280139
This.
Of course he should hit the gym, everyone should, but BEFORE that he should be able to identify what's wrong with his shit to act (and react) accordingly. I bet my ass there's some Klinefelter up in this, but it might be something else. Or it might be nothing. But checking your shit out is the #1 you need to do in order to be sure and not fuck your shit even more.
>>11279178
cute girl go fucking kill uself
>>11279801
Lmao
>>11279723
you missed chest
also big legs are disgusting
>>11279178
How's pms treating you so far?
>>11279116
simple.
train lats, obliques and shoulder to get a manly silhouette with a wide upper body.
also read the /fit/ sticky.
>>11279364
This. Dat boipussy.
I'm fat as fuck, but also have a five inch microdick. What do?
>>11279116
>SS claims another victim.
>>11280693
lose weight and you'll get an inch back at most (presuming you are really fat as fuck). Also, girth will look more proportional if you stop being a hamplanet b.
>>11279116
Go to the gym, gain weight and stop being self-conscious
>>11280755
hhehehehe
>>11279116
Build huge lats, and wide shoulders.
>>11280764
Working on it, famalgam
>>11279116
I know this feel, the only cure is to get buffed top. Cause you can't really fix bone frame.
>>11279178
i got broads in atlanta
twistin dope lean and the fanta
>>11279116
start doing some cross fit training
your body will balance out and youll be the healthiest both mentally and physically youve ever been in your life.
(bonus: youll make tons of friends and probably even get a qt fit gf)
>>11279129
This.
>>11280655
I want albo to fuck me in the ass
>>11280139
>klinefelter
goddamn everything is either a "you have a klinefelter" or "you have marfan"
people have different body shapes and that's normal
>>11279116
i thought this was a blue board
>>11279723
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
>>11279178
kek
>>11279129
Hahahhaah
>>11279116
damn op u look almost exactly like me except my chest is a bit bigger
>>11279408
Why stop skating ? Lol
>>11281966
>goddamn everything is either a "you have a klinefelter" or "you have marfan"
>people have different body shapes and that's normal
this times a million
you people on here act like men never have wider hips than jeff seid
it's about as fucking absurd as assuming women's hips are as narrow as they are in a lot of porn
please stop regurgitating this shitty meme and giving 16-year-old kids a dysmorphic idea of how men's bodies look
>>11280095
At least you're not 5 inches shorter than your own father.
wide hips is effay
>>11279116
Start taking hormones, I will care for you, leaving flowers on your doorstep. kik is taav2
>>11279116
homeboy you're fine
pic related is me, kinda wide hips
nobody cares, girls don't care, pants dont care, you shouldn't care
>>11279116
Sagittarius?
>>11282502
how long have you been on hormone therapy?
>>11279181
this
>>11279116
You don't have wide hips, just weak upper body
>>11282615
Scorpio, man.
>>11282631
want to dom me, daddy?
>>11282631
Not really. That's not how I look most of the time.
>>11282631
looks normal
>>11282661
playing hard to get i see. alright then i'll dom you and you'll love it x
>>11282677
I really hope you're a cute girl. Or just a girl at least.
>>11282698
op u know thats a dude.
>>11282631
I'm terrified
Looks like a horror pic
>>11282698
it's your lucky day, sweetie. mine too since i can fantasize about tying your cute butt up before i fall asleep
>>11279178
Arent his parents apart of this world? Or are they from another world?
>>11279462
>frontal baldness absent
So what you're saying is that I should fap pretty much 24/7?
>>11279178
If that image is actually you I am so sorry
>>11279116
It's all about proportion,
If you have wide hips make sure to train your upper body more: to create broader shoulders. You can't change your bone frame. How old are you, because you might still grow broader shoulder bones.
I have the same body type, massive hips and ass but my shoulders barely poke out at the sides.
Pic related is the ideal proportion of waist and your shoulders
>>11283949
can you send that proportion diagram as a png? id like to see how i am myself
>>11279116
at least you have photoshop
>>11279116
Bulk up and make your chest and core match your hips and thighs.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/fit/
>>11283949
are his shoulders suppose to reach blue lines? coz that shit is not happening anytime soon
>>11279462
this is literally just klinefelters synfrome
>>11279116
You should just starting running full time. you have a nice V.
>>11284555
the blue line indicates the idealistic version of male proportion (1,618 shoulder width compared to 1 waist width)
what I want to say is giving attention to your shoulders by exercise. an increment in upper muscle size will make your hips look proportionally smaller.
another pic related: proportion and absolute width
>>11279116
sup fellow pectus excavatum bro
>>11279181
this as fuck
become trap
>>11279129
big LOL
>>11279116
b-back that ass up for me]
>>11282502
dam lemme see what youre working with b
>>11282502
nice
saved
>>11279228
I don't know but I get an instant urge to kill her because I feel like if I didn't I just let a serial killer get away which kind of makes me a little bit responsible for her next victim.
