How do I grow/maintain my beard without looking like a hipster?
>>11253632
behave normal otherwise
Don't do the other hundreds of stereotypical things that will make people think you're a hipster
Have a normal haircut and don't dress like a tablecloth.
>>11253632
why maintain it? pruning and primping and making it look all nice will make you look weird, also don't dress better than you have to, certainly not fashionably.
Also, olive oil and seawater for dat dere archaic aesthetic.
>>11254108
I swear every Greek statue has a small penis. Are they /fa/?
>>11254123
Tastefully small. The sculptor didn't want to draw all the attention to the genitalia whilst still showing of the human body.
>>11254123
you wish
>>11254123
The greeks definitely thought it was much more beautiful.
Flaccid size that is.
>>11254123
greeks have huge cocks and it would use up too much marble to statue one accurately
>hipster
>>>/2008/
>>11253632
Keep it trimmed short until it's filled in nicely, then just keep it tidy
>>11254123
This --> >>11254136
Small flaccid and big erect is crazy /fa/.
>all those slim pants that won't bother you in between
>still having the ability to sexually please women
guys legit question: what are your dick sizes?
I'm wondering how accurate that 'average size' stuff is
>>11255456
If you want to know what average is, look for a report or something to that effect where the measurements aren't self reported
>>11255456
Not joking. 7x5 inch
>>11255456
6"x7"
CHODEMODE
>>11255495
>>11255499
second size is circumference right?
>>11255520
Yes
>>11253632
>>11253632
bulk up and lift
>>11255456
7.1x5.2
>>11255546
This. Most of the styles commonly associated with hipsters (workwear, beards, americana, etc) actually look pretty good if you're fit.
Also someone said it earlier, really the only reason beards are hated is because of the pretentious "beard culture" cunts who take it way too far. Just don't be one of those people, and don't be in everyone's face that you have a beard.
>>11253632
Lift weights and don't have stupid tattoos or dumb haircut.
>>11254123
large penises were considered plebian and barbarian
small dicks were said to belong to nobles and intelligent people
>>11254154
>>11256073
>nobles and intelligent people
i.e. nu-male cucks
>>11253632
>How do I grow/maintain my beard without looking like a hipste
Try not using those fucking haircut nor glasses.
Also beards vary depending on your genetics. Not every beard it's the same. How do you know you will have one like pic related?
Alright anons, as someone that never ever grew a beard (I always shave it), what do I need to get my beard to look like pic related? Do I need a trimmer?
>>11255456
7.25"x6"
bumping this thread for a serious reply
I'm trying to maintain a medium length beard but I have hairs sticking out on the sides (not all hairs, just random ones). How do I fix this?
Beard oil? Conditioner? Suggestions?
>>11254108
>>11254123
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>>11254132
>>11254136
>>11254154
>>11255446
>>11259544
>>11259544
>>11259546
>>11255446
Bulge is effay. Wear it with Heidi era SLP
>>11259038
grow it out a bit and then use a beard trimmer with a #1 guard
