What's the effayest way to eat a banana?
I tear off bits and put them in my mouth
Never direct banana to mouth contact desu
>>11175993
Fork and knife.
>>11176013
>>11175998
kek
Eating a banana directly is ALWAYS effay. It's disturbing enough to get attention and funny enough to make you interesting. Also bananas are cool af
>>11175993
>eating at all
peel off only one side
slice the banana inside
hold it like a hot dog
put toothpicks in each slice
eat only one slice at the time.
>Smash it into a paste,
>cover your fingers with banana paste
>make piece sign with fingers
>lick banana paste of fingers
Chopsticks and Blowtorch.
>>11176256
kek
no you gotta deepthroat the banana, it's that phallic attraction you see, that's why I smoke cigarettes which is effay because they're secretly penises. nothing gets girls wetter than when they make the subliminal connection of a cock being in my mouth
You have to eat that banana like he shit in your mailbox.
