tfw /fa/ made you crazy
>he had overheard some girls talking badly about his looks and he has been obsessively preoccupied with researching facial symmetry and facial reconstruction
>>11174444
l m a o
this is what happens when retards take this shit board seriously
nice quads though
>>11174444
should have censored your age, kiddo.
>>11174460
What makes you think it's recent?
>>11174466
doesn't matter if it's recent or not, it says on the paper that you're 17 as of now, and that's enough for the mods.
>>11174444
what's your fucking problem? the most /fa/ thing you can do is not caring about anything (not even what normies say) and having depression.
>>11174444
>tfw no lofe
>>11174444
>>During the session he states that he has no lofe
>>no lofe
Nice cry for attention OP, but a real medical note doesn't have shit spelling, missing apostrophes, shit grammar. Kill yourself.
>>11174533
nah doctors genuinely cannot write at all
>>11174533
>but a real medical note doesn't have shit spelling, missing apostrophes, shit grammar.
lol no
Most doctors are barely functionally literate, especially cheap ones. Major medical schools now have handwriting classes (though that has little to do with grammar, I suppose).
>>11174444
Well, at least you're in therapy.
>>11174569
I agree, doctors are only group of people I've seen with worse handwriting and grammar than engineers.
>>11174444
>>11174471
i was once also 4 years old
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this is literally every poster on /fa/ including the underage
......so where do you live at in tampa?
Holy shit I thought I was narcissistic. Compared to you I'm the entire humble pie.
>>11174569
CPOE has rendered handwritten orders and progress notes useless PB I know you aren't involved in direct patient care so just defer to the handful of healthcare professionals who frequent the board (cuz I know there are other nurses here) before stating dated facts
And by the way the handwriting classes were mandatory if the hospital in which those doctors had privileges (again: before the CPOE go-live in 2014) forced those MDs into a "take the class or you'll lose admitting privileges" situation. I've never actually heard of it happening; unit clerks can decipher the ludicrous misspellings and extremely unapproved abbreviations some doctors use on charts, for the most part
>>11174535
>>11174569
Medic here, the grammar and spelling mistakes stem from the speed and pace with which we have to write shit down combined with leaving out the superfluous, get to the core, that matters.
You should see notes from radiologists in my country, they have to write down so much, they strip language to just the words that matter. And misspel them because they are long and spellchecker doesn't work for medical terms. (They exist, nobody uses or has them here)
no lofe deep web
>>11175733
>PB I know you aren't involved in direct patient care so just defer to the handful of healthcare professionals who frequent the board (cuz I know there are other nurses here) before stating dated facts
Johns Hopkins medicine is still holding handwriting courses and in fact held some in 2015. I'm sure they'll do so this year. I'm also sure that handwritten orders are obsolete, but that doesn't mean that the classes aren't held.
On the hospital front, I have received numerous patient records from pro bono clients with handwritten patient notes. Admittedly from shitty low-income hospitals, but still. I'm sure there is an argument that those hospitals are woefully deficient or something, but still, such documents exist (and suck).
(I also have no idea what "it" is when you refer to "I've never actually heard of it happening" - do you mean the classes? Losing privileges? Errors related to misspellings? Your (incorrect) semicolon placement doesn't help. You aren't helping disprove that kids in the medical world suck at grammar.)
>>11175773
I totally understand that and agree. In fact, I kinda envy it - less flowery language, more direct communication. Psych notes are great for that - I know one psych for an old pro bono client of mine who would write shit like "Client whining about nonexistent illness again."
>17 years old
underage b&
>>11175805
It's also not that we aren't capable off writing properly. Medical texts are also much easier to grasp when you focus on just the things that matter. Nobody gives a shit if you speak in flowery Joycian sentences.
Even departments have their own 'dialect'.
At my hospital internal (my specialism) hates radiology for adding so much we just want a DD and they things they see, not what they don't see, and at the same time everyone hates internals obsession of detailing medication far too much.
