Challenge: you're given pic related. How do you make it /fa/?
>>11169695
Really simple...
you dont
Tie a rope around my neck, tie the other end of the rope onto a ceiling beam, wear le fedora, jump off chair. /fa/ enough?
>>11169695
Have to wear one on each elbow
>>11169695
Turn into an old Asian man
Fly a helicopter
>>11169695
Burn it until there's nothing but a piece of fabric left.
Stitch it onto some skinny black patchwork jeans.
>>11169857
Damn, that hat turned a 10/10 guy into a 8/10 guy. Not many things can do that.
>>11169853
>>11169857
Just goes to show that if you're good looking you can make anything look good.
Kill a very /fa/ patsy wearing it
By being older and wearing it with a suit.
That's it.
>>11169844
this or by becoming bruno mars
>>11169695
Put pins in it, wear grease stained bullet for my valentine t, cheap glasses, avoid shaving for a few weeks, wear at least 100 bracelets per arm, have a skull velcro wallet attached to chain, baggy jeans from a middle american walmart, new balance autisms with white socks, cheap tribal world od warcraft tattoos. I would have to start only drinking mountain dew for fluid and fast food for meals many times daily.
>>11169695
Get a circumcision and grow my sideburns
>>11170593
Then you can work at a comic/cards/tabletop store
>>11170672
I don't get it
be a midget and throw it at people like oddjob.
By throwing it out and getting a hat with straighter, taller sides.
>>11170337
I don't know that if our wearing a fedora will ever be acceptable for our generation despite whatever age you might be.
>>11170686
Why couldnt hitler have finished the job
>>11169695
Grow hair super long
Stop washing hair and clothes, leave hat out in the rain
Wear dirty old sneakers
Congratulations, now it's stylish. As an added bonus, middle schoolers wearing meme clothing won't realize you're more fashionable than them
>>11169695
Its down to body and facial aesthetics rather than fashion sense
>>11169695
Wear it with a bunch of Ann D and Drkshdw
>>11169695
Fix the shape so it looks like the hat on the right instead of the one on the left
Time Machine back to the first half of 20th century
>>11173936
nah the one on the right looks bad
