>>11134020
>should I tell the people I want to employ me that they suck overall
b8

Side note, this will be my first job right after college. Should I be wearing the usual interview outfit(formal clothes) or can I wear tees and jeans?

I can't tell if this is a bait thread or if OP is just a total fuckwit.

>>11134059
first part is serious, second part is trolling

I can't speak for H&M, but I got a job at a True Religion store and all they were really interested in was:
>Was a charismatic, good looking, and presentable?
>Was I knowledge about the products being sold (e.g. if a custom asked "What is this made out of?" would I be able to answer)?
>Did I seem like I could pass a drug test?

H&M may be different, though.

>>11134172
Would it matter if I look like a fucking mong physically, have weak jawline, 26 yo and am ready balding?

>>11134184
it does
go into engineering, you'd fit in

>>11134197
Fuck. Im a finance major.

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>>11134020
>or should i kiss their ass as much as possible.
yes, become the in guy as fast as possible, and then start secretly promoting white supermacy.

>>11134345
but im not white

>>11135341
do it anyway

>>11134334
It's okay finance is acceptable, as long as it requires math they can't cuck you.

>>11135341
Even better.

Wear full dick owens to the interview.

>>11134054
If you don't have experience in visual merchandising they won't hire you

-H&M employee

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Fashion retail store manager here:

Be charismatic, I hope you're not ugly, your dumbass better know somewhat about fashion and current trends, be prepared to be tested on the spot for your visual merchandise skills, prepare yourself to make barely above minimum wage.

>>11134345
KEKD OUTLOUD

Is that the Denver store in pic?

>>11134334
everyone is going into finance nowadays
enjoy being unemployed