>being in a band
>drinking tea
>driving a euro car
>being gay
>socializing
>living in the city
>not working blue collar job (nothing against it but its not effay)
>smoking (though not always effay)
what else /fa/
>eating eggs, sausage, bacon, oats, and OJ for breakfast every morning with a side of coffee
>knowing how to cook
>going to a tailor regularly
>reading
>watching le cinéma
>lifting
>inspiring others
>>11129692
>eating eggs, sausage, bacon, oats, and OJ for breakfast every morning with a side of coffee
i disagree with the eggs, sausage and bacon but the rest i can agree on
>>11129696
eggs, sausage, and bacon are good for testosterone
>>11129697
processed meat makes your sperm swim all fucked up fuccboi
>>11129696
>yeah im a vegan
>>11129697
ok eggs arent so bad but processed meats are NOT effay dude
>>11129701
im not vegan, its just processed meats are pleb tier
>processed meat
>not having a butcher that locally sourced meat
>not regularly spending over a hundred dollars on fresh, unprocessed meats
You're doing something wrong
Is being le artiste effay?
>tfw all the apartments in the effay old European buildings are either transformed into hotels/offices/shops or are expensive as fuck
>tfw can't acquire the truly effay dwelling
>>11129692
inspire me to exercise and clean and practice my skills
>>11129689
fuck, this is everything I am not
>>11129689
No clue, but apparently to you i live the most effay life possible.
>>11129689
>shaping your life around being cool on an Angolan ship-in-a-bottle enthusiast forum
OP forgot the most fashionable lofe choice, and the one most relevant to /fa/
>using the internet less than an hour a day, and less than 6 hours a week total
>>11129689
The only effay life choices are ones that when described to others, they go 'woah shit!' Doesn't matter what you're doing as long as you have interesting stories right?
Being spontaneous, artistic and focussed on outreach / success help too.
>>11129853
most butchers sell sausage and bacon
Is being an artist effay? Am doing well at graphic/graphics(its not graphic design; not sure how exactly its in english) but everyone tells me its bad career, money is not my first or secound priority though
>>11130619
Yeah of course it is, so many people dream of being artists. Just be ready for a lifetime struggle if that's actually your choice.
>>11129689
>not working blue collar job (nothing against it but its not effay)
Most jobs aren't effay.
being an academic
>>11129692
>eating eggs, sausage, bacon
lol enjoy your cancer
>>11129689
i don't socialize because small talk is really boring for me. am i effay or do i need a therapist ?
>>11130702
https://youtu.be/plYKkoAUzzg
I'm a young (22) male librarian, is that effay?
What are effay jobs aside from being rich and not working?
>>11130557
> an Angolan ship-in-a-bottle enthusiast forum
okay this is getting out of hand now
>>11129689
being in a band isn't necessarily effay, being gay isn't a "lifestyle choice", working blue collar is the only effay option apart from being an artist (don't tell me working in "communication design" or being a banker is effay niggeroo), you got it all wrong.
>car
>not biking or commuting
>getting buzz cuts
>>11130652
ironically, being a NEET is literally the least effay thing to be
>>11129692
when did people start thinking it was ok to drink coffee WITH orange juice.
stay goy, pleb. stay goy.
>>11129689
>white nationalism
>gay bashing
>muslim bashing
>strong family values
>being a healthy male role model
>staying fit
>eating well
>not being a degenerate druggie
>>11130731
how the fuck is anything blue collar effay?
are you just trying to justify your plebhood?
>>11130619
yes, but only if you're actually good at it and went either to a prestigious art school, or no school at all.
>being gay
>>11130731
>not in a band
>not gay
>blue collar
>>>/biz/
>>11130820
>>11130731
Jobs are not effay, being a heroin addict squatting in a studio apartment is effay
>>11130853
>being too poor to afford clothes is effay
>make music solo
>drink pure black coffee
>ride a track bike everywhere
>be bi for beautiful guys, if they hit on me first
>socialise when I feel like it
>live in small European capital city
>get monthly scholarship while I'm still in Uni
>smoke blue collar cigs
Did I make it, /fa/
Most important one, which many seem to miss:
>don't be fat
>>11130956
I hate fat people, but you motherfuckers are anorexic.
>>11130958
Being anorexic is effay as fuck
>>11130963
this board is fucked up
I gotta leave
>>11130968
Being fucked up is effay as fuck
>>11130951
post track bike so we can judge you
Doing what you want to do and making your life better this way.
>>11130559
>>using the internet less than an hour a day, and less than 6 hours a week total
True. Texting random people, using Facebook and shit like the isn't effay at all. Unless you are making work calls leave your phone at home.
>>11130713
Architect
Product Design
Fashion Design
Film/Theater Director
Scenic Design
Layout/Graphic Design but it's oversaturated
suffering in general
>>11131122
going on 4chan for more than 15-30 minutes a week is objectively as effay as peacoats & long beards
>>11130798
t. wagecuck
>>11130682
>breathing
lol enjoy your cancer
>>11129703
>not caring is not effay
Okay, bub.
>>11130951
Slofag? Start smoking something that doesnt suck
>>11131280
diets high in meat and eggs cause cancer and heart disease
read the china study
Drinking coffee/tea/infused water/sparkling water +/- cocktail bitters instead of super-sugared soda
Is definitely a effay/healthy choice.
>>11131465
Indeed. I actually like 57, used to smoke Camels before. Tried American Spirits once and they were amazing, but way to expensive to buy regularly.
>>11129689
>being a film colorist effay?
I work as a security guard, i have nice black uniform and a search stick. I work at night mostly too. Is that bluecollar or is it effay?
(im actully at work right now but nothing to do shh..)
