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2016-03-22 19:17:44 Post No. 11086978
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2016-03-22 19:17:44
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>family goes to visit our relatives in England for a week
>cousins want to go out so we go out to see some friends of theirs
>i get dressed wearing pic related
>relatives live in a good neighborhood
>they go to some place that we would call the projects in americs some wonky concrete brutalist shit (seriously who the fuck still has brutalism?)
>walk up to the place see what we would call "wiggers" here in america all wearing nike and adidas sneakers and sportswear
>cousins are cool with these people
>they give me problems
>cousins tell them im american
>"eh bruv (and some other garbled bullshit I don't understand)
>"eh dem nike(which they don't even pronounce the right way) mate hdjsjxnjd(again what the fuck, and I thought it was australians who said mate)
>say something unitentionally taken as an insult
>another one says "eh you a hardman yeah bruv!?!?
>all of them want to fight me now
>i cant fight so i lock up and cant run and im in london some place i don't know
>turns out they want my shoes
>cousins in the apartment or whatever it is buying drugs
>they have me in an arm lock trying to take my shoes and im kicking trying to get out
>cousins come out right in time to get save me
I thought america was fucked up you brits are fucking insane, not saying Ill never go back but all for some fucking 90s nikes?
