So, my 11 year old daughter has decided that she would like to get to know me. I've never met her before. I'm going to visit her tomorrow and I need some advice about what to wear.
I'll post the items I'm considering, starting with this alpha industries bomber.
close up
classic dickies
full rick
american apparel geometric t
>>11060888
i'm visiting from /ck/, I have no idea what full rick means
shoe option #1
converse
>>11060892
your outfit should be entirely rick owens clothing
shoe option #2
j's
Oh yikes lol, you're "that" kind of guy
>>11060871
>>11060875
>>11060884
>>11060896
>>11060901
are you black OP?
>>11060871
1) Your daughter does not give a fuck what you wear.
2) Given that you're likely around my age - at absolute minimum - your living quarters are embarrassing.
3) You are an asshole for not being involved in her life for 11 years.
4) Show up and act like a goddamn dad, not like a 17 year old going on a date with a girl he met on Tumblr.
pendleton newsboy
>>11060900
>thousands of dollars
>ugly as sin
no dubs can justify this
>never met 11 year old daughter
Disgrace
>>11060910
why do you ask?
>>11060920
>>11060925
neither she nor I knew about each other until a few months ago, chill
>>11060920
your trip is disgusting
>>11060920
Damn PB, fucking brutal man. But everything said was true, OP you should be worried about alot more things than your clothing.
>>11060924
Le mao
Screen capping this thread for future laughs, I can tell this one is gone be good
hilfiger jacket
black dickies in a looser fit
Nigga you trying to impress her to fuck her or something?
Just wear what you normally do jfc.
generic freddy krueger sweater
the whole thing
wearing all black isnt the most friendly looking, i'd guess for a child
>>11060998
good point
Post entire wardrobe
>>11061065
It's not all here, I just moved
i can post a few pieces if you're really that curious tho
>>11060901
>>11060892
>>11060884
>>11060974
I'd say these, no hat.
>>11061075 might as well
Make sure you're well washed and clean shaven.
Make sure your hair is washed and not too messy.
Wear cologne.
These are the most important.
Converse, the long sleeve, get some slimer fitting denim
Wear a suit.
>>11060871
don't wear all black if you're meeting your daughter for the first time and never wear the hat
If you are black, make sure to not look 'ghetto'
Are you black? Is the mother black?
>>11061094
Kek
>>11060896
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>>11060978
with a normal white tshirt, no hat
>>11061083
I'm always well groomed and smell great :)
>>11061099
>>11061094
>>11061099
I'm not fucking black and neither is the mother
>>11061085
>get some slimer fitting denim
I'm short and stocky, slim fit jeans look retarded on me
>>11061092
>never wear the hat
I love that hat, man
here's some random shit
>>11060871
You retarded manlet, worry about anything else besides how you'll dress.
this embroidered one is pretty cool imo
the one with my dead homie on it would be in poor taste for the occasion, huh?
post photos of daughter op
>>11061125
Maybe try a black jacket, pants and shoes with a white tee?
>>11061132
i wonder if you know that dye is based on a grateful dead tee
I jelly, I want daughter-fu :(
>>11061133
kc tier
>>11060871
did this kind woman happen to fuck you on accident 11 years ago OP
Go like a high lighter
>>11061140
Goddam, well I declare!
whoa, what I want to know:
1. are you kind?
2. where does the time go?
3. will you come with me?
>>11061150
It was on purpose
It doesn't matter what you wear OP
Good luck I'm sure you two will get along like two peas
>>11061147
KC?
>>11060936
> until a few months ago
her mother is a prick then
>>11061122
that tattoo hahahaha
It doesn't matter what you wear as long as you look presentable. I think >>11060993 is alright but use >>11061125 navy polo instead.
Good for you that you're meeting your daughter after just knowing about her existence. Remember to be get a haircut, shave and most importantly get there on time. Good luck.
>>11061306
what about it?
wear a shirt and slacks or something
long sleeved to cover up your tat
no hat or shades or w/e
dont wear your coat indoors
she wont remember what you wore, she'll remember you
>>11060871
The fact that you're worried about what you are going to wear made me legitimately cry. Jesus christ it's as if you don't see how fucking shallow that is. FOCUS ON YOUR FUCKING KID NOT YOURSELF YOU MATERIALISTIC FUCKING CHILD.
>>11061306
you are 28 years old and bald. why do you post here again? you've never even posted a single good fit you little manlet beta and you've been here for YEARS
baka@ your life
You gonna look like a looser father who work at gas station. Get a nice lacoste shirt. Some distressed or biker jeans and neat not back shoes.
>>11061344
don't bald shame.
here's the accessories I'll be bringing
>>11061340
I suppose it didn't occur to you that perhaps I have given the various other aspects of this meeting considerable thought and that I posted this thread as way to kill some time while getting a few cheap laughs and maybe some free advice because I can't sleep due to the excitement inherent in a venture of this gravity
>>11061125
i'd recommend that lime green tee with the black pants, maybe the jacket on top. don't go all dark ffs, you don't want your daughter to think you're an edgy cunt.
and don't use the hat. ever again if possible
>>11061371
don't smoke for 10h before meeting her, even if you don't notice that shit leaves a nasty stench
This whole thread is cringe tier.
>This thread
That poor child.
Good on you op. Trust me ur daughter don't care what you wear,when I met my dad that ran out on me and me mum, never contacted me for 20+ years. He was in full 1000$ suits and shit but I don't care I just want him to say he loved me. The day never came.
>>11061371
hope everything works out for you man
dont smoke while you are with her
wear the tommy jacket, black dickies and a white tshirt under. no hat
have fun man!
What do you even have to do to a woman if she refuses to acknowledge your existence for 11 ears even after she got a child from you. You daughter must be a very special child if she nugged her mam into blind submission and made her contact you.
>>11061371
dont bring a fucking knife you autist
>>11060936
>neither she nor I knew about each other until a few months ago, chill
Assuming this isn't an elaborate troll:
Get a paternity test and do NOT agree to any sort of financial/legal/whatever support until it goes through.
In certain states and in certain circumstances, you can be considered the child's father by actions despite a paternity test to the contrary. Make sure you don't end up in that situation.
>>11061371
u gonna shank ur daughter?
>>11062179
dude shut the fuck up you think you know everything you're just shitting up the thread
>>11061153
this is the funniest response
>>11060936
It's not yours
I genuinely hope it goes well for this anon. If he can swoop in(assuming it is HIS daughter) and provide a paternal figure, that could save her from becoming a stripper or slut or just a generally bad person. Good luck OP and godspeed.
useless thread unless we see you wearing the clothes
>>11061371
>a knife
>>11060920
This is the only time I'll ever agree with you and not call you a fag
I think it's best if you stay home OP, that girl is probably much better off not knowing the autist behind the sperm
>>11060924
RICK FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>11060936
I see you are still as self absorbed as the day you left her behind.
Scumbag. You won't amount to anything.
>>11061122
>I'm short and stocky, slim fit jeans look retarded on me
That's just not true
>>11061504
Goddamnit anon. thats sad af senpai
>>11062186
with his dick
>>11060871
I don't even know why I bother,but OP your best bet is going palewave. The desaturated colors will give off a friendly yet mature and relaxed look. You want to seem like a father so dress the way one would behave.
However are you sure it's yours? Take>>11062179's advice into account.
>>11060871
How do you know it's your daughter?
How did you find out about her?
>>11061371
HAHAHAHAHAHA
OP here, I wore>>11060871
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>>11060988
Everything went great. We went bowling and played a bunch of video games in the arcade. She said she likes me and thinks I'm funny and cool.
>>11062194
They don't want any money
>>11062995
>How do you know it's your daughter?
She looks exactly like me, there's no denying it.
>How did you find out about her?
She started getting curious about who her dad was last year. Her mom tracked me down on facebook, yadda yadda... I have a kid now
>>11063994
why did the mom never tell you and decided that it was ok to raise her on her own without a father? that's just such an asshole move on her part. essentially robbed you and the kid from amazing experiences together. nevertheless i'm glad she likes you and you're getting involved.
>>11061371
>Knife
WHAT THE FUCK
>>11060875
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>>11060993
Just curious. How old are you? What's your race?
Because I see all of this and, operating under the assumption you're a 30something white guy, this is cringey. You look like you're trying to look hip and it's awful. Just go for something preppy but very casual. It'd viable for every demographic
>>11061122
>I'm not fucking black and neither is the mother
but the kid is
>>11060871
a trenchcoat
>>11065203
>preppy
not in my swamp
Also
>bomber jacket
>newsboy cap
>khakis
>trying to look hip
sure, pal
>>11065230
why not a duster?
>>11061344
REKT
>>11060871
are you a living meme
>>11061099
>>11061094
you are why i hate 4chan
>>11060871
Wear a thong
>>11061371
A FUCKING KNIFE TO MEET HIS DAUGHTER FOR THE FIRST TIME
Jesus Christ you're a fucking disgrace.
Do you stick your dick in everything giving people children they probably didn't want?
You look and dress like a pathetic piece of shit and I'd be ashamed knowing my father was a degenerate sack of shit like you.
An hero you fucking waste of carbon before your unloved daughter ever sees you.
>>11067949
Sometimes suicide really does seem like a pretty reasonable option
Don't try and act hip.
If she's eleven, then you're old enough to try and look respectable.
Wear a flanal shirt, jeans and whatever shoes you have.
Hope you have a good day.
>>11060920 I'll call you a fag because >>11062237 wouldn't
But fags get a pass every once in awhile
>>11061371
just saw thread. just saw knife. 11:34 pm. alone in dark bedroom. can't stop laughing.
>>11061371
wtc sweet bandana
>>11060920
P A T T Y B A T E S
>>11060871
knew someone in this situation. but worse. found out he had a 5 year old his sophomore year of college. and she did want support. bye school, hello shitty jobs.
>>11062148
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>>11065030
>not carrying a knife with you pretty much all the time
enjoy not being able to open things and being succeptible to attack at any moment fuckers
>>11068116
>not living in a first.0 world country
if i need something opened, i tell me squire to do so.
if i'm being attacked, i have my squire defend me.
if i have an 11 year old daughter, i have my squire add her to the harem.
I (of course) never leave home with this silly looking knife >>11061371
I carry pic related.
this thread made my night
thanks op
>meet your dad for the first time
>hes a fat manlet with tats qearing a newsboy hat
At least if you wore full rivk she could tell her friends her dad was in starwars
please stay home dad i do not want to see you
this thread is hilarious but also really sad
like the realization the people as shallow and oblivious as OP actually exist and post on this board
>>11068126
don't carry a weapon when you're visiting your long lost child
D-did you hook up with her?
>matching on tinder with your daughter
>not meeting up to fuck
>>11068393
kekd
So.... were you attacked by a menace of society and had to fight for your life (and your pocket change) and the life of your new found child with your trusted stabbing murder weapon?
>>11060871
Wear full dad-core or she'll never truly respect you.
>so youre my daughter huh? Heh heh
*tips postboy*
>don't worry, dads here to protect you now
*flashes knife*
>>11068511
*unsheathed tiny katana*
Nothing p-personnel kid
