How to look effay in the gym?
nobody gives a fuck how you look in the gym.
might as well figure out how to look effay on the shitter.
You should stay away from the gym. The people who are actually serious about working out don't want you in their way.
>>11033843
this
people that actually look like they're trying to dress up are completely fucking laughable
>>11033852
>serious about working out
God that's funny for so many reasons. I bet you don't even know why. Gym exercise is pure masturbation and one of the worst hobbies a person can devote their time to.
>>11033884
I'm actually married and extremely physically fit from active hobbies and sport. Faggots who sit in the gym staring at a mirror trying to get pumped up are the most insecure, delusional losers I have ever met. Go for a surf or call up some friends (lol as if) and shoot some hoops. You'll never be strong compared to actual weight lifters. You will never look like Arnold unless you dedicate 5-10 years and spend 100k in illegal drugs. What is the point? You can have a lot more fun outdoors or playing sport with friends and get an aesthetically pleasing body at the same time.
Having "going to the gym" as a hobby is a litmus test for socially retarded losers and tryhards.
>>11033906
You're a sour grapes loser with an loose-cunted ugly wife. Keep living that fairytale, cucko, I'm sure your wife's doing the same when she fantasizes about all the bigger men she's fucked before duping your dumb ass into wedding her.
>>11033906
lol
>>11033916
Kek his wife's prolly fucking other dudes now
>>11033906
You're actually none of these things you claim. Any secure individual wouldn't care so much as you do about how others spend their time. Grow up a bit before posting again lmao.
>>11033906
>I'm actually married and extremely physically fit from active hobbies and sport.
lmao bruhhhh you for real?
>>11033759
lululemon is pretty effay desu
>>11033906
It's a lot more practical to pop in the gym for an hour after work than arranging an endless series of impromptu pick up basketball games. Also everyone can't just go fucking surfing for exercise as they have like jobs and stuff or maybe don't live next to the ocean.
Going to the gym and participating in sporting hobbies are not mutually exclusive, you would know this if you weren't a child.
>>11033942
>responding to this seriously
You must be autistic.
>>11034006
I know "autistic" and its derivatives have become buzzwords on the internet but at least try to keep it somewhat applicable when you use it, otherwise you just look like a massive retard.
>>11034016
Looks like we triggered the autistic shortbus faggot lmao
>>11034035
Good one, retard rofl xD
>>11033942
Friendless, poor wage slave living in a fly over state detected.
Gym culture is toxic, the people who dedicate themselves to it are delusional unless they are taking steroids, in which case they are even more insecure than the most try hard fashion reject on this board.
>>11034071
What's it like being a cuck?
>>11034079
What's it like being an insecure manlet that sits in a gym 4 days a week trying to get "ripped" but is still a 2/10 autist that no woman would ever want? :)
>>11033843
How do you look effay on the toilet?
>>11034105
what's it like when i fucked your bitch? xD
>all this autism
Gym is fine and going a few times a week is both a great way to meet people and make your body look better.
Plus lifting weights makes me feel so damn good, it's like a drug.
>>11034105
>going to the gym 4 days a week
Never gonna make it.
Do a 5-day PPL program.
>just started browsing /fa/ because going to the gym and /fit/ over the last half year as well as summer in australia has turned my wardrobe into just t-shirts and shorts
>>11033861
lolwhat
>>11034143
>5-day ppl
Thats just idiotic, you're better off doing 6-day ppl that way you hit your legs twice a week
>>11034049
more
>>11034071
>gym
>90 minutes
>meditation
say what you want I enjoy it .
>>11033861
fatasses actually believe this
>>11034988
I fucking hate the weather here sometimes, I have a shit tonne of nice pieces that I just cant wear because it's so uncomfortably hot.
>>11033906
youll never be Kelly Slater or Kobe Bryant so why would you play basketball and surf?
>being married
kek
>>11033906
active hobbies and sport such as fishing?
cause this is good bait
i go to the gym to gain some weight and feel good about myself. In 2014 i was a 1,81m guy with (only) 60kg, now I have 78kg and I'm feeling awesome.
a higher self-steem and feeling great. Due to the gym I started tennis classes and recently some boxing (and running too).
Its nothing wrong hit the gym to gain some weight and boost your confidence, but some people takes those exercises and their bodies like a religion, and thats kinda sad...
Ps: sorry about my bad english, i'm a huehuebrazilianBR fag
How does one even accomplish looking effay whilst running?
>>11034988
>>11035342
consider button-downs in ultra light fabrics like linen, and expanding on the types of shorts/shoes that you wear.
I have some seersucker jomers that I really really like.
>>11033921
Girls fuck insecure dudes ?
>>11033906
I agree. Human aren't meant to gym workout. Being fit should be fun and playful.
>>11033921
How old are you ? How many women have you been with ? Men care about penis size, men care about physicality, not women. Girls maybe but not women.
>>11033942
Well just run and swim then. You'd be more agile, not just "pretty".
>>11034079
What's it like being beta and feminine ?
>>11034123
Lol you ? Women aren't attracted to sexually confused betas that read Vogue and watches runway.
>>11036960
that's not what your bitch said after i pulled my dick out of her ass :D
>>11036979
Lol keep daydreaming, beta autist
>>11036979
of course you choose to say the ass you closeted homo
>>11037028
your bitch's cunt is kinda loose, but her asshole real tight 8)
>>11037032
yeah i fucked your dad two nights ago as well, he still have trouble walking??
>>11037035
Maybe because your bodybuilder dick is too small for her. She needs real alpha chad dick
>>11037095
her mouth isn't too shabby either, i'll be back to fuck her tomorrow :)
Dont try to be effay at the gym pls senpai
>>11037040
post pic of yourself or youre a child abuse victim
>>11037117
tell your mom i left the money on the night stand
I only workout in the gym, I have bad knees so I can't run for too long but I can build my legs with machines. I've never been good at sports like basketball but I sometimes play tennis.
I have a good circle of friends, in my second year of medschool and always find time to work out for an hour and fifteen minutes a day.
I don't see the problem with wanting to be muscular
>>11037123
child abuse victim confirmed, too scared to post a pic lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>11037155
fucked your bitch too lmao
>>11037170
POST A PIC PUSSSYYYYYYYY
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>>11037208
i don't have any pics of your girl's pussy, but i'll record it next time ;)
>>11037210
TOO SCARED
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>>11037230
had a threesome with your mom and your bitch, shit was pretty cash 8D
>>11037243
WHY SO SCARED PUSSY
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>>11037689
Fuckd
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>>11035342
yeah i always see images of people with 3 layers on while im here like idk if ill be hot wearing boots and biker jeans
>>11036844
thanks for the advice
>>11035545
you gain weight in the kitchen not the gym dude
>>11037126
you're the equivalent of chicks who save up for breast implants and put on 2 pounds of make up to go out
needing to go to the gym to get swole is insecurity
fitness industry has brain washed a lot of people into believing going to the gym is normal and will be the solution to many of their problems
sadly it is not
>>11037794
u mad? y u care? :^)
>>11037701
TOO PUSSY TO POST A PIC
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>>11037794
>being strong and capable and healthy is insecurity
oh lawd
>>11037819
Fucked
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rofl xD
Hi fags. Why don't the 2 or 3 of you autitsts samefagging this thread take it to /fit/? Literally no one else on this board gives a shit.
>>11037843
i would but i'm too busy nailing this guy's sister at the moment
>>11037819
>>11037794
I agree about the exploitation, but I think working out and lifting weights is good for you. I have a humble home free weights set up that i inherited from my uncle and i go running in the streets and do chinups at the local playground. For me, a guy who spent his childhood playing Nintendo and now doesn't have connections or the necessary fundamentals to gain fitness from most competitive sports, working out os fucking thrilling and has made me stronger, more confident, more attractive more disciplined amd overall more happy.
Gym culture is fucking terrible, so for me getting yourself a rusty bench press, no showpony bravado and getting to work in your garage is where its fuckin at
>>11035459
Criminally underrared
so no posts on effay gym clothes huh?
>>11037882
I agree, and as an adittion, even if you buy a brand new bench press you'll still save money in the long run compared to going to the gym.
so are these shit to run in or what?
>>11039616
there are running shoes faggot
>>11039626
no shit
>>11037786
there is a thing called muscle mass. I thing foreignfag meant was making gain.
