How to be fashionable at a music festival?
It's going to be hot.
PS. I'm a dude
Don't be. It's a nice break to get really dirty instead of caring about clothing. Over new years I wore navy shorts and a white tshirt for a 3 day festival. Came out the other end covered in dirt with holes in my clothes but it was so therapeutic.
show us your dick or get the fuck out
>>10983677
Pretty much this
Dont bring garments you care for, because most likely they're gonna get ruined
>>10983679
Pretty much this
old Raf
>>10983645
okeechobee?
shorts and a tshirt, and some simple low top sneakers (i'd go with af1s personally)
but ur gonna ruin ur clothes anyway so it doesn't really matter
You can dress as outrageously as you want on a festival. I once wore a golden skiing tights coupled with a white scoop neck t-shirt, a thrash vest and a peaked cap.
Leather hi-tops are nice since it might get muddy and whatnot
>>10983645
You can do whatever the fuck, but what kind of music festival you talking? That'll influence the style a lot.
raf tank top
rick pod shorts
rick combat boots
james perse hat
sunglasses
Don't be that fuckboy trying to be effay at a festival.
Wear shirts/shorts/hoodies/shoes you don't care about ruining.
>>10983645
spamron?
>>10985368
>>10985368
>>10985401
zyzzcore is basically festivalwear
>>10985368
imagine all the festival pussy he ravaged
>>10983645
be attractive
>>10985436
Tons pham
>>10983679
this, please deliver OP
>>10985436
oh yes having sex with sweaty unwashed people basically on the ground in a warm sticky tent, where everyone can here you
and then walk around with a sticky dick for the last 2days
yes thats the dream
>>10985831
How did this guy die again?
>>10985836
Meant to tag >>10985450
>>10985368
look at all those land whales fucking disgusting you couldn't pay me to go to a open venue these days
>>10985836
Heart attack in a Taiwan bathhouse
>>10986040
Funny how people with that kind of physique are like never actually healthy.
>>10986040
was thailand but ok
>>10986052
It's cause he did too many drugs
>>10983645
Are you going to the Secret Garden Festival or Groovin the moo?
Secret garden festival is space cowboy themed on Friday and Fancy dress on Saturday. People usually go pretty all out so if you know how to sow put something together but be aware it will get at least a bit damaged.
Groovin is space adventure themed but I doubt many people will dress up for it if any at all.
Personally I always go in shit im willing to get trashed and usually in palewave shit and loose linens, in mid summer festivals i would always have a long shirt to cover arms and neck because those 4 day festivals can be brutal in the sun. make sure you bring a hat that can be chucked away at night or stowed in a bag. I use a belt to secure my water bottle so i can dance without holding it in my hands and not die of dehydration while im rolling. Good luck!
>>10986180
the one on the right has HIV
>>10985831
sex as festivals is so unappealing. at electric forest in 2013 people were fucking in the shower trailor, so disgusting to be next to it bc they were
>>10986180
>>10986184
the one on the left is now trans
>>10986061
>>10986040
talk more about it
At festivals I usually dress like some technofaggot with prints and everything.
>>10986199
gender is socially constructed. people perform gender, it's all about repetition
what festival are people going to?
any good tech house or techno festivals in north east usa? there is too much edm shit festivals. DEMF is prettygood
>>10986205
well yes, sure. but i dont know why you're bringing it up. I'm saying that since that photo he/she now identifies as a girl. we could argue all day whether thats a genuine personality construct but at the end of the day he/she still follows that construct regardless of whether you think its valid
>>10986247
ok i didnt know you were serious she identified that way
>>10986377
>>10986212
>tech house
>good
kek
>techno
>east coast us
toppest of keks
stay tippin, pardner
>>10986495
good reply
>>10985189
dem shoes
BAHAHAHA
>>10986180
the thing that always, i guess, bothered me about this picture is that the two on the left are obvs gay but the twink boi on the far right, you can tell he's just putting on a show because these two were his only friends growing up and he always just kinda ignored or got used to them acting more and more 'strange' as they got older. so being the odd man out of this trio he figured he'd never fit in with any other group if he stopped hanging out with these two so he just eventually started going along with it. they would help him with the way he dressed and sometimes girls would come up and compliment him and he would get this strange feeling he had never felt before and in his confusion he would go and gossip to his only known friends who would then tell him how icky girls were and how he needed a big burly man to fulfill him and his sweet boi pussy. he continues to take it up the poop chute from various strangers every night and still isnt 100% sure he likes it.
the one in the middle also never got as popular as the left one and now works in the makeup section at macys and keeps a couple of fat chicks in rotation as his 'best friends'
>>10983645
completely naked
>>10986605
You do realise those are meant to be an example of super cheap canvas beater shoes, right?
>>10986194
Hey I was there too! Only fest i've ever been to. I hippie flipped(?) and walking on a dream is burned into me as a really warm fuzzy song. I hope your non-shower experience was similar.
>>10985368
rip zyzz
>>10986669
tops level projection
>>10985450
Do you have that gif where he's literally just flexing by himself and some drunk girl immediately dances over to him?
>>10985017
I okeed your moms chobee last night faggot
>>10986052
he roided and did coke on top of an existing heart condition and then decided to go sit in a sauna, more of an example of poor judgement than health
>>10986904
dig it
w2c cheap shorts I could wreck over a weekend?
Also anyone going to Wayhome?
Drop crotch pants breathe really well and they're great for festies since you can grab a pair for relatively inexpensive and you won't have to worry about losing too much money on the wear and tear that happens at music festivals.
>>10987136
I'm not sure how I feel about a tapered leg. Would probably look best if its all billowy rather than the top half of the pants.Something like pic related maybe? Anyone know what they're actually called aside from Aladdin pants?
>>10987175
I was just trying to find something that looked less-hippie and more mainstream chic since I didn't know what op was going for. But I love these too.
>>10983645
depends on how fucking hot it is, cause if you don't dress for the right weather you can pretty much feel like you're dying lol
>>10986877
>roids
>coke
>heart condition
Now, the heart condition he couldn't help, but coke and steroids aren't exactly two pillars of a healthy lifestyle.
Dressing up as a character/in costume is always a good time. Everyone will come up and ask to take a photo with you and if it's a hot chick you'll probably be able to cop a heady in the toilets if that's your type of thing.
If don't want to draw attention then these>>10987175 are super comfy and have lots of air flow so your legs don't get hot but when the sun goes down you won't be cold either. Wear some shit short/singlet you don't care for as you'll get so many drinks spilt/ durrie holes in it that you'll throw it out anyway
>>10987217
Love that interview
>>10983645
The answer is rock n' roll, heroin chic.
Skinny jeans, beaters, and shirtless.
Unless your disgusting skinny fat body is too ugly to show off in public.
>>10987530
a tight jeans in sweat, heat, dirt, rain
a very good choice for a festival
just show up naked desu
>>10987530
Worked great at burning man and high sierra. Although I'm used to skateboarding wearing skinny jeans in 100 degree heat.
>>10987596
Oops, this was meant for you.
>>10987667
>>10985401
>left guy's arm
kek
>>10986495
Should save up all your pennies n take a group of people and come to some big EU festivals like Dimentions or something. That'd be a holiday to remember n you'd have so many nice experiences and memories.
>>10987694
There are lots of good non EU tech fests dude lol
That said if you want a memorable experience stateside, there are cruises that are literal raves
> Hawaiian Shirts
> Cargo Shorts
> Sandals with Backstrap
> Strawhat
> Sunglasses
Night time
> Jeans
> Sandals with backstrap
> Hawaiian shirt with longsleeve shirt that has a hood
> Poncho
> Drug war Veteran hat
I lost the hat and that makes me very sad. But I basically look like your dad at a music festival.
Also only faggots try to be fashionable at a music featival. I bet you also pay the 10+ dollars for a shower.
>>10983645
>How to be fashionable at a music festival?
This is why festivals are shit these days
Kill yourself
>>10987711
Most indubitably
>>10987710
fucking yuck
>>10987718
How so? Genuinely curious. I mostly walk around and hang out with my neighbors meet people and check out some neat art work and other cool shit and stay at camp. Night time is when I do all my. Woogie boogie
>>10987711
Sorry i don't want to wear nike running shorts and a stringer singlet
